Thread 12492762

My cat keeps knocking shit over i want to whip my phone at him

That’d be evil

>>12492779
I know that's why I didn't do it :/

>>12492784
first give him a phone, then tell im, look, kot man, this here be a duel of phone flippin and then see who makes it to the sunrise

>>12492762 (OP)
my cat is also a annoying scum back, always meowing (more than meows they sound like cries for help) late at night for me to open my bedroom door so he can get pet and then leave, fuckin fagget i love him

>>12493331
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>>12493331
then still beside his time that is private that seems like a gentleman cat and like so should be treated, ur life arrangement seems like it requires a showdown not of the mexican kind, tell im that it is important to recall manners of the civilized kind or else all will be lost

>>12493343
yeah, words

>>12493349
sternly voiced words, yes madam, that seems like a gentlekot to me

>>12492762 (OP)
get a spray bottle, fill it with water, add some vinegar to the water, and give that little shit a spritz whenever he knocks things over

>>12492762 (OP)
It's a cat. They do that. Having a cat and putting stuff near ledges is irresponsible

>>12493331
I don't close my door on my cat so she doesn't feel the need to be around me constantly especially at night you should try it