Thread 12493020

A girl smiled at me today..
Should I murder her?

Your fortune: Good Luck

https://youtu.be/_xoEzLWjHUg?si=o-NTrBMM6XYcWqqq

Your fortune: Bad Luck

>>12493020 (OP)
>>12493030
Fuck off fucking retarded moron

>>12493020 (OP)
Classic nigger behavior.

Yesh, you should definiately do that.
Especially if the voices in yer head are telling you to do so.
Teach that bitch a lesson~

https://youtu.be/UECbmx9wdVw?si=bnYZ3oOE4_ACnL9G

oh my god she literally uses the fork with her fist LOL that's what retards do with pencils

https://youtu.be/UECbmx9wdVw?si=bnYZ3oOE4_ACnL9G

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

>>12493115
omg she's cutting it with the fork
THE HAMBURGER WAS CREATED LITERALLY SO YOU COULD EAT IT WIRHOUT UR HANDS HRTTING DIRTY

Your fortune: Good Luck

>>12493030
So in this great disaster of our birth
We can be happy, and forget our doom.
For morning, with a ray of tenderest joy
Gilding the iron heaven, hides the truth,
And evening gently woos us to employ
Our grief in idle catches. Such is youth;
Till from that summer’s trance we wake, to find
Despair before us, vanity behind.

>>12493144
meanwhile jinx:
JAWZ GO BOOM

Your fortune: Bad Luck

>>12493158
But here all vivid dyes that garish be,
To that tint mellowed which the sense will bear,
Glow, and not wound the eye that, resting there,
Lingers to feed its gentle ecstacy.

>>12493174
Garish were the flourished, kaleidoscope eyes with which I was born, colors bled, turned to red; in my endless scorn. I found safety in hues of blue, royalty in the intrepid purples and golds, the heraldry of old. Alas, my word is not gold.

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

>>12493020 (OP)
you dont know how to deal with people thats the only important thing these days

>>12493183
impotent shade throwing
I know exactly how to deal with and manipulate people lol

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

>>12493188
is thats so

>>12493188
jfc, how about not sounding like a 13 yo for a start

>>12493190
Yeah I took a vested interest as a comedian (not a sociopath) to understand what makes people tic, how to get a rise out of them, how to settle them, how to appeal to their ego and sensibilities

Some people find Legos a hobby but for me it was understanding how humans function. I've lied my way out of jail, I've talked myself into pussy, I've done a lot of shit. I don't believe in manipulation because more often than not people manipulate themselves. Only takes a few honeyed words, some encouragement, a lil gaslighting..~

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

>>12493197
well you are replying i forged the shit out of your psychsye like you cant even imagine giving all these dead end replies for what i ask you
do you still fell "better" about yourself

>>12493196
https://voca.ro/1igwxBppwvu5

Your fortune: Average Luck

like huh faggot where would you be rn not wasting all that hours
i got the time im bored
like huh what

>>12493197
jeeeesus fucking christ
The secondhand embarrassment is too much

theres is the vocaroo
there it is

>>12493204
lol he really does talk like a fucking idiot
my favorite is when he thinks he's deep but he knows nothing about like emotion or intimacy

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

>>12493020 (OP)
yes
make it die laughing

>>12493205
>>12493206
https://voca.ro/1iNIrNqt5kUl

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

>>12493202
Nooooo I was only pretending to be retarded.

>>12493215
if you want to belive that c:
mooo

Your fortune: Bad Luck

vocaroos because cant into writing
roflmao

Your fortune: Outlook good

When you think of it I'm the #2 most talked about namefig so clearly I did something right

Your fortune: Bad Luck

>>12493241
whos nr #1

>>12493202
>>12493215

>>12493178
I gaze upon a hidden store,
His books, his toys, the clothes he wore,
And cry, ‘Once more, to me, once more!
Then take, from me, this simple verse,
That you may know what I rehearse—
A grief – your and my Universe!

>>12493241
you're wrong you didn't do anything right in fact, you're a lolcow

>>12493202
>>12493207
>>12493215
fuck off fat retard

>>12493020 (OP)
She was probably making fun of you
killl her op kill herrrrr

>>12493144
>>12493174
>>12493474
this is too much ass

>>12493517
I guess that should be the point--

What is love, 'tis not hereafter,
Present mirth, hath present laughter:
What's to come, is still unsure.
In delay there lies no plenty,
Then come kiss me sweet and twenty:
Youth's a stuff will not endure.

>>12493222
unchecked triples on the last page!