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Catfish No.12508051 >>12508059
tfw missed the bus but it works because now I can sneak drink before I get on also I feel sick because I chugged a four loko in like 2 minutes

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Catfish No.12508055
there's a roadside memorial next to me and it's kinda ruining my high

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Catfish No.12508058
I have so little interaction(interest) in people I'm comfortable being weird because I don't give a fuck anymore

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Anonymous No.12508059 >>12508061 >>12508064
>>12508051 (OP)
You're an alcoholic.
Anonymous No.12508061
>>12508059
thanks captain obvious
Catfish No.12508063 >>12508065
Classic bus ride. Two spics who barely speak English, a stoned black dude who reeks of blunts and some black bitch gets on and just loudly continues a conversation on her phone.

Like if most of my family didn't live here I would go eat shit in iowa or something. Fuck new york

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Catfish No.12508064
>>12508059
is that not good?

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Anonymous No.12508065 >>12508067
>>12508063
move 2 kansas
Catfish No.12508067
>>12508065
ITS CALLED TORNADO ALLEY! OHHH-OHHHHH

-samwise kinison

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Catfish No.12508071 >>12508091
lol some I can only guess south American gets on puts his card it's not accepted and a white old Karen says as u didn't pay the driver wants u(black drivers don't give a fuck) and he literally says me no speak English with a smug smile and my power level came out and I said "he knows lol leave him alone"

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Anonymous No.12508091 >>12508100
>>12508071
can u just skip paying and u dont get in trouble 4 it? that's weird
Catfish No.12508100 >>12508103
>>12508091
black drivers don't care if ur black but it ur white they'll shame you
ao yes figure that shit out

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Anonymous No.12508103 >>12508106
>>12508100
(dubs) blue states are so weird man

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Catfish No.12508106 >>12508109
>>12508103
In a way I'm slightly empathetic because there's literal mentally ill, disabled and fucked up people and they need help. Alas certain brown demographics milk and abuse the system to the point it's gruesome

Same with England and UK. But whatever. I'll be dead

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Catfish No.12508109
>>12508106
>Same with England and UK
yeah th heat of the sun and the booze got me
UK, germany, france, I guess even netherlands and finland are starting to "feel the blade" lol

I honestly think carlin is super overrated and was a old hateful hippy but his line about the sword of islam was hilarious

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Catfis No.12508134
ofc my lfyt driver is a Sudanese fool who I had to give directions too despite him having a gps
Sigh. I'll still tip him, he's trying
Catfish No.12508163
rate my grandmas foley bag

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Catfish No.12508231
I'm high as and g-ma is being changed so I'm loitering at a stewarts

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Catfish No.12508238
I thought these had energy in them but they just taste like shit

https://youtu.be/6RmXXTPrOgA?si=CXFb_P2216gtdaCs

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Catfish No.12508354
I might shit my pants

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Catfish No.12508357
Sweet I lost a $20

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Catfish No.12508361
No fucking plausible way I lost a $20 but I got ones what the FUCK

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Catfish No.12508546
K I'm done. I'm high as fuck

https://youtu.be/cy7NHHHRPzo?si=peCzD9SQFgwh8hXK

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