Thread 12517967

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Anonymous 9/10/2025, 6:08:45 PM No.12517967 [Report] >>12517971 >>12517992 >>12518001 >>12518160 >>12518803

how do i get a girlfrtiend??

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im constantly surrounded by happy couples, but alas, i have no one for myself... got any tips for me esfores??

Your fortune: Outlook good

Anonymous 9/10/2025, 6:12:44 PM No.12517971 [Report] >>12518627

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>>12517967 (OP)
necromancy? maybe they will fall in love with you for reviving them

Anonymous 9/10/2025, 6:13:43 PM No.12517973 [Report]

I got a "tip" for u lol

Your fortune: Outlook good

Anonymous 9/10/2025, 6:14:07 PM No.12517974 [Report]

Buy one

Anonymous 9/10/2025, 6:30:24 PM No.12517992 [Report]

>>12517967 (OP)
girls have insane standards, just find yourself a nice low self esteem needy dress up doll bf and hold him tight and plap him every night

tea fren 9/10/2025, 6:40:28 PM No.12518001 [Report] >>12518002 >>12518003

>>12517967 (OP)
"That's where my life became a joke
On the dunes...

...Pretty women
With their lovers by their sides
It's like an awful dream
I have most every night...

I'm pretty tough
But the wind is rough
On the dunes"

–Donald Fagen, Kamakirad

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

tea fren 9/10/2025, 6:42:07 PM No.12518002 [Report]

>>12518001
ilu donny

Your fortune: Godly Luck

tea fren 9/10/2025, 6:42:53 PM No.12518003 [Report] >>12518004

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>>12518001

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

tea fren 9/10/2025, 6:43:45 PM No.12518004 [Report]

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>>12518003

Your fortune: Bad Luck

tea fren 9/10/2025, 6:48:11 PM No.12518007 [Report] >>12518011

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donald is very generous.
*sip*

he is actually inviting (You) to play the solo on the outro.
*sip*

i won't say say i love him because he'll roast my silly ass.

this track is special tho.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QoVT3XcMVvk

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

Anonymous 9/10/2025, 6:52:13 PM No.12518011 [Report] >>12518039 >>12518052

>>12518007
if you don't know just say that

tea fren 9/10/2025, 7:17:37 PM No.12518039 [Report]

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>>12518011
nice dubs

but i do know.

simply the best. check it out.
*sip*

hardcore real americana. real deal.

best of the best.

speaking from experience.
*sip*

*sip*

*sip*

proud mary.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TwpVpUYO3MM

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

tea fren 9/10/2025, 7:29:04 PM No.12518052 [Report]

>>12518011
i do know.

i know a little and baby i can guess the rest.

*sip*

sun studios.

*sip*

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0uLI6BnVh6w

just nice things.

for nice people.

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

tea fren 9/10/2025, 7:36:43 PM No.12518058 [Report] >>12518064 >>12518074 >>12518501

just add doritos.jpg md5: 00adb85b...

proofs:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WVnVF6zByIw

sweet sips tbh.

*sip*

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

tea fren 9/10/2025, 7:43:14 PM No.12518064 [Report]

>>12518058
all ten toes licked and slobbered.

eternally.

Your fortune: Good Luck

Anonymous 9/10/2025, 7:49:36 PM No.12518072 [Report] >>12518121

did you know the spelling "girlfriend" hasn't been in common use for long and spellings like girl friend and girl-friend were more frequent until at least the late 90s? i just thought that was interesting

tea fren 9/10/2025, 7:50:13 PM No.12518074 [Report]

>>12518058
nice?

ilu belle.

*sip*

let's just leave it at that.

*€ip*
*¥ip*

whatever.

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

tea fren 9/10/2025, 7:58:38 PM No.12518078 [Report]

still sipping.

what do when she said:

"i'm gonna rock your world"

but she really did.

i don't have points of reference.

little help?

*sip*

Your fortune: Good Luck

Anonymous 9/10/2025, 8:53:00 PM No.12518121 [Report]

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>>12518072
wow that IS really interesting!!!

seuss 9/10/2025, 9:14:18 PM No.12518160 [Report] >>12518544

>>12517967 (OP)
you need an abusive girlfriend that's used to rape, your dick is a bendy straw, you gotta straighten that crap out before you can worry about relationship envy

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

Anonymous 9/10/2025, 11:59:36 PM No.12518454 [Report] >>12518521

Find an anine you like and marry her, i did that and have been with my wife for 5 years now

Anonymous 9/11/2025, 12:33:02 AM No.12518492 [Report]

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I have epilepsy and panic disorder
My brain has become used to sensations that exist beyond our normal 5 senses and its terrified me so bad that I live in fear and get kept up at nights
You getting a girlfriend would be convenient to you and make you happy, me getting a girlfriend who will comfort me during my episodes would save me
So be thankful for the blessings you already have

Anonymous 9/11/2025, 12:39:18 AM No.12518501 [Report] >>12518516

>>12518058
my lungs

tea fren 9/11/2025, 12:52:52 AM No.12518516 [Report] >>12518518

>>12518501
your lungs never had it so good

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

Anonymous 9/11/2025, 12:53:42 AM No.12518518 [Report] >>12518528

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>>12518516

Anonymous 9/11/2025, 12:56:02 AM No.12518521 [Report]

>>12518454
UGH STOP WAVING IT IN OUR FACES ALREADY YOU JERK

tea fren 9/11/2025, 1:03:07 AM No.12518528 [Report] >>12518530

>>12518518
you didn't even look at her feet did you?

doritos were created for those feet.
and not the other way around.
show a little respect.
sheesh.

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

Anonymous 9/11/2025, 1:05:17 AM No.12518530 [Report] >>12518532

>>12518528
will they be friends and rub each others feet?

Anonymous 9/11/2025, 1:06:40 AM No.12518532 [Report] >>12518533 >>12518537

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