Thread 12521478

masters of gaslighting

buddha was a mushroom
jesus was a mushroom
lenin was a mushroom

So what's the truth, then?

>>12521480
mushrooms are tasty

>>12521484
i don't know if you deserve to know it after all you've done to me

>>12521490
Trick question I already know it

>>12521491
of course you do, that's why you act the way you do

>>12521494
It just happens ever since I became an open conduit

>>12521496
Ok, so explain why did you ask "what's the truth, then?"
This assumes three things:
-I know what the "truth" is
-I'm willing to tell it to you
-I know what "truth" even refers to, (again assuming) if there's such a thing

All I said that jesus and buddha are gaslighters. Perhaps I should clarify this more. They gaslight because Jesus just says crap like believe in me and you will be saved and other utter nonsense like that which leads to people saying they know Jesus Christ is the truth and that anyone who says otherwise will go to hell. Buddha just says if you're feeling bad, don't feel bad because it's bad to feel bad, feel good instead, and other similar tautologies.

All of this is gaslighting and beating around the bush masquerading as profound wisdom.

>>12521505
Well if religious figures are masters of gaslighting then that would mean that religions are meant to obscure the truth and if you're aware of this then you're aware of the truth so what is it then?

>>12521478 (OP)
gaslight urself to a happier life
its ok to do it

>>12521510
Ah yes, the truth. Yes, I've figured IT out. I think I'm going to need some journalists and cameras first though before I spill the beans on The Truth.

What you said is a non sequitur and does not logically follow at all from what I said. Religions aren't meant to obscure anything, but they sure cause a lot of ado about absolutely nothing. Actually I now see where you're going with this, but nope, I will not do that particular dance, sorry.

>>12521514
If only that actually worked, everyone would be happy. Can you gaslight yourself into having $1000000? Can you "manifest" that?

>>12521520
the truth is that you can

>>12521517
Yeah you're right better stop this conversation now.

>>12521514
this is nice board

>>12521524
gaslight me some dollars then. Right now. Make a $100 bill appear on my desk

>>12521530
first i have to gaslight u into becoming a qt femboy and then i have to gaslight u into starting of account

>>12521488
mushrooms are frens
not food

>>12521542
thank u for bringing attention to the imprtance of mushrroms MAVI

>>12521478 (OP)
say one lie that Jesus tiold

>>12521559
that heaven or hell are real, and there's a judge in the sky that decides in which one we go

>>12521542
frens are tasty

>>12521563
whats the evudence heaven and hell dont exist , an dthat there isnt a judge in the sky

>>12521571
this idea, and the idea that the universe was shat out of the flying spaghetti monster's ass, are equally plausible

>>12521574
so it wasn't a deliberate falsehood, it was a hypothesis that you feel lacked proper grounding, and you qualify that as a lie?

>>12521578
i qualify it as gaslighting because the lie is deliberately constructed to cause fear and intimidation

it does not smell like a scientific hypothesis to me, but rather like war propaganda

you know, the Bible doesn't actually say anything about Hell, or Heaven, or Christ; it's just a bunch of names and phone numbers

>>12521574
flying spaghetti monster are tasty

back in the day the soviets told their soldiers that the enemy will torture them to death if they surrender

jesus tells you you will burn eternally unless you do or don't do this and that

notice any eerie similarity?

>>12521517
you don't even know what the TRUTH is about

why didn't skyfaggot save charlie kirk?

>>12521817
G-d promised kirk's neck to the shooter 3000 years ago