Anonymous
10/10/2025, 11:03:08 PM
No.12567587
>>12567839
the mechanic at the oil shop keeps telling me to switch to synthetic oil. i don't want fake oil i want real oil from the carbon sludge of tiny marine plants and animals
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 11:08:41 PM
No.12567598
>>12567759
what about pee? my bike runs on my horses piss thats why i call it horse power
Anonymous
10/11/2025, 12:44:03 AM
No.12567759
>>12567598
one liter of urine can produce enough hydrogen gas to run a generator for 6 hours
Anonymous
10/11/2025, 1:07:19 AM
No.12567810
kitty's car needs an oil change *bmw chime*. kitty takes kitty car to kitty mechanic *tyler1 car noise*. kitty mechanic suggests he puts in synthetic oil *glug glug glug*- what is synthetic oil *glug glug glug*? kitty mechanic says synthetic oil lasts twice as long as regular oil *glug glug glug*. kitty mechanic says synthetic oil cleans yucky grime in engine so well *squeaky sfx* *ascending windchime*, that if you used real oil for so long, using synthetic oil might uncover engine damage real oil muck was covering up *wait wait wait wait* *minecraft tnt explosion*. kitty mechanic says kitty car might need new engine *bmw chime*. kitty doesn't care. synthetic lasts longer and keeps kitty engine clean, that's what kitty wants. *yippe!*
Anonymous
10/11/2025, 1:21:29 AM
No.12567839
>>12567941
>>12567587 (OP)
if you'd used synthetic your car wouldn't need an oil change yet. simple as.
Anonymous
10/11/2025, 2:43:39 AM
No.12567941
>>12567839
synthetic is a scam to destroy engines to get people to buy new cars
Anonymous
10/11/2025, 2:59:07 AM
No.12567951
I don't put anything but synthetic in my car.
