Thread 12571209

Don't tell anyone, but theres chemicals in food targeted towards children that make them experience puberty sooner and at a stronger rate. It is the reason our children are becoming hypersexual and hyperaggressive. Now, who is putting these chemicals in our children's food and why, we'll have to just wait and see...

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>>12571209 (OP)
i like fries

>>12571209 (OP)
Papa John's ...I have never tried yet but sounds like a good idea ...I know people are really desperate with the "God complex" but I don't have time for others then my own

One day you'll realize conspiracy theories are a cope. There is no hyper competent and powerful force pulling all the strings. Everyone is massively incompetent at all levels of power and we are just barely keeping society together at all times. That is the horrible truth.

>>12571209 (OP)
that would make perfect sense.
i was a horny little faggot even before I could get a boner.

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>>12571209 (OP)
except they aren't. if anything it's the opposite: gen Z never wants to do anything, including rebel or fuck.

>>12571552
Gen alpha, if you haven't met one, gg

blame it on everything but what it actually is

>>12571249
can i take a peek at that lil feller im sure hes super cute and full of spunk :3

So.. Understood.. Go ahead...

>>12572397
Make sure to make dozens if not hundreds of low quality threads full of AI-generated images. Make unsubstantiated yet highly contentious claims and present them in a smug and self-assured tone. Constantly bring up trans women at every possible opportunity. Accuse everyone you interact with of being Jewish, transgender, or Indian. Get psychotically angry at things you made up. Express sexual attraction towards children as often as possible. Derail conversations by spamming fart fetish porn and facebook memes about chemtrails and vaccines. Most importantly, remember to post frogs and soyjaks. They're so funny!

>>12571228
both those things can be true

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>>12571900
unchecked dubs on the last page!