>>12577369 (OP)
1. there is only one female on this planet who i'd wife.
2. stop telling me what to do.
3. child rearing is a lifetime commitment.
4. one does not simply "become" a family man.
5. you need a business model and a plan.
6. families are expensive.
7. provided i could satisfy the prerequisites i'd wife her up in a minute and start the procreation program.
8. this program must run continuously without interruption for at least 10 years.
9. i need to upgrade my hardware.
*sip*
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