Thread 12591621

Is eating bread nice?

think of the bird that couldve eating it and now youre starving it

gregorian chants

>>12591739
gayyyyyyyy

in b4 300 replies of nonsensical phrases

simian spectacles

>>12591752
https://voca.ro/18XunuFprmnW

>>12591762
what does this EVEN MEAN XD

>>12591766
dont ever reply to me with a vocaroo ever again

>>12591778
lol

>>12591778
https://voca.ro/182T0f2LMY58

no

*firmly squeezes the nodules*

a young clams journey across the atlantics

journey to the west

ching chong chicken

but first the crep check

you used to call me on my mankphone
you used to you used to

Mank donger suck was a good meme

baking soda

Goddamn smelly monkey

ghost clams

>>12591904
https://voca.ro/1gQ4XAZdLM8I

Oysters clams and cockles

PERCY WHERE ARE THE KIDS?

Smokin’ poles for a livin’

WEIRD I THOUGHT I WAS WATCHING THEM

OH THEY'RE EATING THE SPAGHETTI

DEAR WHERE ARE THE CAR KEYS?

anyone seen sparkles lately?

>>12592291
https://voca.ro/12AUdhEB23qt

AAAAAAAAAAA I'M BEING ATTACKED BY SPIRITS SOMEBODY HELP ME

>>12592333
trips remind me i wish i had an spirited drink to get drunk enuff

Monkeys are incredible

incredible dongers

Wouldn't it be nice if we were spiders?
Then we wouldn't have to wait so long
And wouldn't it be nice to live together
In the kind of world where we belong?

You know it's gonna make it that much better
When we can say goodnight and eat bugs together

Wouldn't it be nice if we could wake up
In the morning when the day is new?
And after having spent the day together
Eating bugs the whole night through

Happy times together we've been spending
I wish that every web was never ending
Oh, wouldn't it be nice?

Maybe if we think and wish and hope and pray
It might come true
Baby, then there wouldn't be a single thing we couldn't do
Oh, we could be spiders(oh, we could be spiders)
And then we'd be little spiders (and then we'd be little spiders)
Oh, wouldn't it be nice?

You know it seems the more we talk about it
It only makes it worse to live without bein spiders
But let's talk about it
Oh, wouldn't it be nice?

Goodnight, my baby
Sleep tight, my baby
Goodnight, my baby
Sleep tight, my baby spider

cuddle the furry ape

>>12591900
unchecked doubles on page 10!

Baseball Pirates of the earth

>>12591621 (OP)
INTRODUCING

seismic salad

shake it
dont break it

the year is actually 1025

Griswald Heldem

>>12592698
Sexually

tubular balls

bread is bad for ducks

holy shit that mank is stacked

>>12593429
100 O O

Haptic cheese

Gregorian pants

>>12591621 (OP)
I got this tip from some scammers on my junk email ...les Maison des jeunes la minerve 7.00CAD

>>12593609
you have my attention

and now…introducing…

gantz

Pirates of the Carrageenan

aaaAAAaaa AHHH this FUCKGING MONKE AgaiAMN

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The Fuck mank

>>12594087
Fack Mank

love eating bugs

>>12594095
prove it

mank beach episode

Featuring Jacques Blap, Clam Detective

Just went out for a smoke and bunch of kids came up to me asking if they could borrow 67 pounds lol fucking broccoli heads

>>12594160
Did you give it to them

>>12594188
It was just weird to encounter the 67 meme in the wild, I din't really know what to do except laugh at them

I always kinda regret every random encounter like that. I just react rather than being proactive, I dunno what to say. I shoulda told em to push off or something stupid kids

Pussy ass bitch getting harrassed by kids

World's gone mad

Yoshou: How many manks did you suck to heal those wounds?
Spike man: How many threads have you eaten in your life.

Baby Mank 2

The Schmequal

Starring Poop Bradley

>>12591752
Hi, friend. I'm the guy that first started posting these threads way back in 2014. I'm really sorry to hear that you're having a subpar mankgoing experience. To be honest, I have never had any control over what happens here, and even when these threads weren't really being posted in, they received negative feedback, and some people wanted them to stop even though nothing had really come of them yet. At this point in history, I can understand your desire to never see another funny monkey face thread ever again, but to be really honest with you, somebody other than me has been posting these threads for years now and I didn't have anything to do with that. I'll let you in on a tiny secret though, this is a real genuine Introducing thread that I posted. What's fascinating about each and every one of these threads is that they are perfect representations of what's going on on this board and in the world in general at the time. Monkey threads are time capsules for the future. You look at a monkey thread from September 2018 and you go oh wow yeah remember all those things? How funny. The reason I bring this up is because right now you're disenjoying the monkey threads, and it's literally only because of what's been happening in them currently. Currently they are really heavily posted in by some people who I am guessing are actually mentally ill to some degree. Not that I'm not, but you know, there's a difference between being eccentric and having a broken brain. Anyway, I digress. If you're having a bad time, come back in a few hours.

>>12594538
lol

Plortical Nimblus

>>12593422

Hot momkey mama!

doctors can diagnose diseases with advabnced medical devices. Why would they still draw your blood when they have all these machines? What kind of creature needs other peoples blood constantly?

>>12594755
I have to have blood tests every month

>>12594774
they are harvesting yiou YOU ARE CATTLE

>>12594778
Its okay though I just make more of it.

Wonder why we don't do that with actual cattle? Just take some blood out of em every day or whatever, and grow lab meat with that. And then the cows and piges make some more blood and get to live forever

if they stopped killing animals for food then suddenly billions of animals would starve to death because nobody would be caring for them

>>12594852
Well obviously we eat the excess animals until we have just enough that we need for the blood farms. Its a win win situation.

Do not invite Mank into your home

invite mank into your home or else

A mank in my home? That sounds delightful, come on in

>>12591621 (OP)
it's SATURDAY

monkey butler

eat with an ape

baboon breakfast

soda buttering up before being served a black sausage

Edible cutlery

Penile dementia

roman cucumbers

cucumbers didn't exist in ancient Rome they're a new world fruit

the romans had cucumbers

>>12595686
They didn't have cross-Atlantic travel until Columbus in 1492

>>12595690
romans emperors specifically ate cucumbers year-round

gg suck an egg bitch

>>12595692
ok but the Holy Roman Empire wasn't holy, Roman, or an empire, so it's a stretch to call them Roman emperors

>>12595701
think you need to cool down with some fresh delicious cucumbers

>>12595707
okay

People used to rent out pineapples

Manking the spunky

>>12595710
thats a pickle

>>12595842
that's what she said

>>12595685
you're a new world fruit

tfw when a gril sees you're pebis and says pickle rick

my steam friendlist got smaller
my facebook friendslist is the same size

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

them volumetric lighting god rays still crash my pc

badminton knee

bee

golf tooth

damn bitch you live like this

pee on the table

semitic scruples

Spider Sports

cider salts

Monkey tennis

>>12591790
Van and van, why don't you put it in your anuses gay weirdo

guys i'm going to gremos y'all want anything

get me the belly

>>12596162
bag of cream please

buffalo chimp wings

eye ball

nose rhombus

if you have a chord repeating in the background like D# minor
then evreything you play sounds like its in the key of D# minor
even if you only play white keys

wtf is this black magic?

the music of the spheres

tubular balls

Satan is the God of this world and is steadily becoming more powerful, but will never be able to Challenge God almighty. The Antichrist Beast will be swiftly defeated when Jesus returns. Elijah the Prophet has returned and Satan is searching for him. Lucifier, who is the Devil, is the Prince of the Power of the Air, and owns the entire Electromagnetic Spectrum and all Soundwaves, therefore can talk through the music as it’s playing.

>>12597558
You know what this guy is right
What do we do now?

>>12597622
let A.I. handle it

>>12597648
Oh fuck yeah.... *rubs nipples*

all right guys stop horsing around

>>12597655
*squirts ink at you

Squirtle is called Squirtle because it's "squirt + turtle"

mind = blown

>>12597791
That's so cool

>>12597794
>>12597798
it's one of those things where you're like "yeah thats obvious, everyone knows that" then you suddenly UNDERSTAND it and your mind is totally blown to pieces. like WTF?

>>12597800
Yeah

Shartle

Thats a turtle that sharts

>>12597830
it's impressive that you know what i mean

it could be a squirrel that turtles

squirrels are evil

>>12597870
i saw a squirrel jump from one tree to another and he was skilled and agile like the kung fu dude from that crouching dragon movie

>>12597881
those are the skills of an evil creature

cereal scandal

Squereal, a squirrel that shoots cereal

spunkmonky

>>12597891
no it seems really cool

he has to be some high aura mofo like Killua from HxH

>>12591621 (OP)
ohhh you did found a innocent to vilify...wrong operating system ...let we do the talking to caca

>>12597920
that characters name literally has the word ``kill'' in it. You just proved my point.

evil comes in many forms

>>12597925
because he is an ass ass in

he is really kawaii for a killer though :3

>>12597923
its just a silly monkey face bro you trippin

evil came in my mouth and ass

click the left ear of the monkey to log in

evil comes from within the ass hole

by the powrer of christ i give you explosive diarrhea

god giveth and god taketh away

Try not to shart challenge

the great metempsychosis will soon take place

hate deed

insect wedding

millions of tiny eyes

lole

they're laughing at you

stupit insdects

Do my shit undercover, now it's time for the blubber
Blabber, to watch that belly get fatter
Fat boy on a diet, don't try it
I'll jack your ass like a looter in a riot

>>12599357
one large eye that's broken down to many smaller eyes

I ate some bread and it was nice

>>12600747
i'm sure the bread enjoyed being eaten too

(This is, of course, an absurdity, because bread, being an inanimate object, cannot experience enjoyment. I posted it for the purpose of humor)

what makes the human brain sentient? Why couldn't bread be sentient?

>>12600786
does bread have a nervous system?

>>12600832
does the nervous system make humans sentient? Animals have nervous systems too

>>12600841
i don't know what you mean by "sentient" but, for example, insects don't experience emotions because their nervous systems are too simple for it to be possible. So it's reasonable to assume that presence and features of the animal's nervous system correlate with its ability to experience """sentience""". But this, of course, also depends on what exactly you define to be """sentience""". If by sentience you mean consciousness, then it's much more than just thoughts or emotions that are often attributed to humans.

Ask ChatGPT or something, because I don't really care.

a person made of bread

if bread was alive it wouldnt enjoy being eaten

>>12600859
You don't know shit about shit

stupid ass tard bitch yuji talkin shit about bread

>>12600918
hilarious post, i lol'd hard

>>12600930
don't make me angry

bread ass bowl

stupi ass breab head yuji get waffled

>>12600999
>99
>dubs

nice

intelligent meatloaf

>>12591621 (OP)
Creampie Bulma

>homo sapiens
>homo

hahah gayyyyyy

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

spiritual sausage

It's like a cosmic gumbo

>>12601111
Cosmic quads.

>>12601120
It's almost like it was destined to happen this way

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

sapient starfish

a mank that thinks? preposterous

Ahh?? Huhh???

crustacean chamber

moss nova

>homo sapiens
>homo

gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Crustulent drobules of diametic tendorians flabbled into the mantigrops fronk-receptacle

spaghetti bacon

>>12602441
In this context the word homo is a latin word that means human.

In the word homosexual, the prefix homo is from the greek homos meaning "same"

So calling someone a homo doesn't mean gay in either context.

>>12602484
gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

>>12602489
You will regret insulting me on the internet!

>>12602496
gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

ointment overpass

eddy .. ....
dat u bro...
let me hit it :3

some music can only be played in a quartet

Your fortune: Godly Luck

Bread music

Gremo's Gamebread console comes with two bread cartridges featuring the latest bread games

Scene: a wedding. A man in a suit stands and says "I'd like to make a toast" and then he gets out a toaster and makes some toast and eats it while everyone watches

this is how all rituals start. Some random nonconformist does a weird thing and then it catches on and generations later people are still doing it

walking the waffle

if you live somewhere where you regularly see lizards, that’s a form of privilege. and likewise if you live somewhere with no lizards, you’re basically oppressed

henlo?

monke bread?

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

Soda

fuck niggers

yeah i just said it. if you're a nigger browsing these threads, you may as well fuck off, as you are not welcome here. you will be greeted with a crack in the skull and within a minute of your excruciating torment you'll meet your maker. stay the fuck away if you don't wanna get hurt.

All primates are welcome here

do u know how to use whatsapp.... I cnat lclickasd lsldaso wqrudjo90psoaf

got a staB IN MY HEART THEN NOW I DONT KNOW HOW TO USE WHATSAPP

I DON'T HAVE A HEART ANYMORE
GOOD BYE WHATSAPP

GOOD BYE DISCORD

MONKE WE CAME FROM THE SAME WOMB
>>12603567

whatsapp, more like whyapp

bye monchy

hi

monchy

He-Man and the Masters of the Universe

he-mank

do blackk people eat cheese?

@grok what does monke have to do with gallaghers?

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

>>12606627
I've never seen it, but I don't know any black people

>>12606738
hi tek puter

>>12606627
if a black person eats cheese, it triggers a self-sustaining nuclear chain reaction

>>12606894
>Sounds Serious!

>>12606901
Who are you quoting?

>>12606907
me I said that

I say yes to love

>>12606917
You receive monkey love (physical)

what does it mean to say yes to love

stop posting

>>12606941
hopefully that wasn't directed at me because you're going to see a lot of my posts

>>12606893
what does the monke wiki say about the gallagher/monke lore tho

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

>>12607011
it say ookook eek

got that chili dick again

My low iron nd dizziness are part of my personality

>>12607201
I don't speak dutch

Monkey

>>12608344
no u

monkey tennis

lmao

mank suckin some balls

is eating bread nice

>>12609054
no

monkey BAGEL

How do these people get so depraved and fallen? Are they born that way or is it a process of degradation to the point that such things are normalized in their minds.

>>12609170
Shut the fuck up pickle dick

Drown yourself in a the toilet bowl

o i am laffin'

SIX SODA

gremos butt sushi

seasoned

Butt season

It could be the time

I believe that women are filth and distract men away from intellectual enlightenment.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

this is nice bread

>>12591621 (OP)
No, grains give you schizophrenia

>>12610711
The bread fairies told me this is a lie

>>12610736

Don't trust them. Bread is believed to work to protect people from faery ill-will. It was widely believed throughout Britain that carrying a crust was a sure way of protecting yourself from malign influence, especially from being pixie-led.

New babies are believed to be especially vulnerable to faery abduction, but bread products are a particularly effective at safeguarding them. From Cornwall comes a belief that a child can be protected from being taken by baked goods: a mother must take a cake with her to her baby’s baptism and then give it to the first person she meets in the road. This guarantees her child’s safety from the pixies.

Spoingus script

I can see

Physical life is a disordered corruption, against which we can fight with only one weapon, our fine aesthetic sense, our feeling for beauty, for perfection, for a certain fitness which soothes us, and gives us an inner pleasure, however corrupt the stuff of life may be.

sounds gay

monkey darts

>>12591621 (OP)
3 manks 1 banana shock video

>>12611571
yeah sometimes I could perhaps be a good man but ...

goddamn stewpit monchy

when he said my little windmill, what did he mean by that? Does anyone know what he meant by that?

>>12612486
who said it? when, where? what do you mean?

Mank

can't wait to burn in hell for all eternity

1 dollar sphincter cream vs 1000 dollar sphincter cream

insurance makes you try the 1 dollar sphincter cream first and you have to prove it doesn't work

No seriously what did he mean when he said what did he mean about the windmills

[smoke detector chirps]

>>12613421
see >>12604534

bread particles

barnacles

brown bento

>>12614422
dubs. now here we go

is this mank? or post-mank?
https://youtu.be/MPBnZ3hJ8is

IT'S UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
https://youtu.be/LOpLQAmgRx0

post-mank mank post

post-mank clarity

I have tasted the jelly and scented the egg chamber

i hurt myself today to see if i still mank

brick surgery to your face

ranked sex

goan

you're telling me a monkey named soda baked muffins

baking soda

the old familiar mank

well it's raining really badly outside but your hearts are like always manky!

We have a thread this Tuesday. It's on [s4s] in the evening

People from all over, come see us! We'll be waiting for (You)!

Mankland will be back next week at the same time. Until then…

Two, three…

Bye bye!

Good show, guys.

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail