Soyjak was born in San Francisco, California. Throughout his life, he always happily took whatever meds he was prescribed by Dr. Soyberg, washed down with soymilk. He was fed processed, microwaved and frozen food with poor nutrition as a child, which is the reason he has fucked up hormones and is 5'1 (155 cm) in height today.
He graduated from UC, berkeley with computer science degree and now works at apple
He still resides in California today, married to his wife, Megan.
He graduated from UC, berkeley with computer science degree and now works at apple
He still resides in California today, married to his wife, Megan.
