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Anonymous No.12594580 [Report] >>12594590 >>12594610 >>12594626 >>12594684 >>12594779 >>12595445 >>12595460
what would u do if you knew for sure that Jesus Christ spoke only the truth and the bible is true
Anonymous No.12594590 [Report] >>12594607
>>12594580 (OP)
I'd look at the other religions that tell the same story
Anonymous No.12594607 [Report] >>12594611
>>12594590
like what
Anonymous No.12594609 [Report]
Crusaid
Anonymous No.12594610 [Report] >>12594614
>>12594580 (OP)
i'd smoke weed and post memes
Anonymous No.12594611 [Report]
>>12594607
chieken butte ohhhhh got emn

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Anonymous No.12594614 [Report] >>12594615
>>12594610
would you trust in Jesus
Anonymous No.12594615 [Report]
>>12594614
if i wanted a gardner i'd trust a guy not he hay-zoos
Anonymous No.12594626 [Report]
>>12594580 (OP)
<whore myself out
<get a job with the irs
<free dinner with jesus
<get him to autograph my bible
<sell it on ebay for at least $700
Anonymous No.12594633 [Report] >>12594645 >>12594652
The Bible is a game of telephone that is 2000 years old. If Jesus spoke the truth then all we have are lies now.
Anonymous No.12594645 [Report]
>>12594633
dubs remind u that none of those are the options, press 0 for operator
Anonymous No.12594652 [Report] >>12594654 >>12594664
>>12594633
why do we have manuscripts of the new and old testament saying the same stuff it says today ;_;
Anonymous No.12594654 [Report]
>>12594652
sorry that's my fault
Anonymous No.12594664 [Report] >>12594665
>>12594652
it says all-new all-different quite often
Anonymous No.12594665 [Report] >>12594667
>>12594664
it dosent though
Anonymous No.12594667 [Report]
>>12594665
wat?
Anonymous No.12594670 [Report]
Attention [s4s]: Murder all christniggers now!!!
Anonymous No.12594684 [Report]
>>12594580 (OP)
I'd start lying and contradicting myself because it is all true anyhow.
Anonymous No.12594779 [Report] >>12594783
>>12594580 (OP)
question my sanity
Anonymous No.12594783 [Report]
>>12594779
why
Anonymous No.12594789 [Report] >>12594796
Jesus is a cunt, priests are pedophiles, the Bible is toilet paper, and the crucifix is a dildo.

Burn down all churches. Anally rape all Christtards with giant crucifixes, then behead them and skull-fuck their severed heads.
Anonymous No.12594796 [Report]
>>12594789
but if Jesus Christ is true then God is all good
Anonymous No.12595215 [Report]
we would need to start burning the gays..
i am mays beta No.12595445 [Report] >>12595470 >>12595896
>>12594580 (OP)
i would kill myself and go to hell so i dont have to spend eternity with the foreskin demon.

but i wont have to because i know who the real jesus was

jesus and lucifer served and "worshipped" the True God, the old testament pedophile foreskin sacrafice demon is dead.

pic related is irrefutable proof that your god did not want worship and was instead a prophet.

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Anonymous No.12595460 [Report] >>12595896
>>12594580 (OP)
I would point to something crude like CATHOLIC PRIESTS RAPE LITTLE BOYS
priest raping boys would probably be my go-to
and then maybe THE CRUSADES
tea fren LLB No.12595470 [Report] >>12595481
>>12595445
+1

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i am mays beta No.12595481 [Report] >>12595484
>>12595470
ty tea stud +rep
tea fren LLB No.12595484 [Report]
>>12595481
yw. np.
Anonymous No.12595896 [Report]
>>12595445
Jesus claimed to be the God of the old testament and mark 10:18 is Jesus asking a rhetorical question, can you point to anything in the bible saying Jesus isnt good or doing something not good?
>>12595460
where does the bible say to rape little boys, be catholic, or crusade however

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