Thread 16694514

Reminder that there exist a storm out there that is bigger than Earth.
Doesn't that scare you?

>>16694514 (OP)
The whole universe is just stuff (mostly circles) moving in circles. I'm made of some, it doesn't concern me. There's a bunch way out there, you can sort of see it at night. Doesn't bother me at all
>but this circle has a big circle spinning around on it
I do not care

>>16694514 (OP)
well earth certainly isn't getting engulfed by it anytime in the future so i don't see why i'd be worried

>>16694514 (OP)
>be me
>Hear about CME
>some anon on /sci/ still thinks the red spot is big

>>16694514 (OP)
not my problem

>>16694514 (OP)
I don't care about cosmic phenomena, the universe is a place of lifelessness either way.

Why should it? I'm not going there anytime soon, it's not coming here either. It's however a bit creepy that Jupiter or one of its moon gives FM signals.

>>16694514 (OP)
It's far more frightening that there are tons of humans that get frightened by things that never could have any actual impact on their lives.

>>16694567
religion takes the spotlight for that, not scientific facts about distant space phenomena

>>16694514 (OP)

What are the top wind speeds on that damn thing even ... I bet we could surf it. :3

It's not that bad, it's just like a big hurricane or something on earth but a few times bigger.

>>16694573
>Ignore the actual person who started this thread
>Look at these theoretical people somewhere else instead

>>16694518
>The whole universe is just stuff (mostly circles) moving in circles
It’s all orbital. Orb.

>>16694720
yeah but that hurricane is an orange clusterfuck that is literally larger than the world you live in

>>16694779
Even a hurricane on earth can be the size of a country and we're not scared of that

>>16694514 (OP)
Why would it scare me any more than the fact that there exists so much nothing that is so much bigger than anything?

>>16694514 (OP)
Give me three reasons why it should scare me.

>>16694514 (OP)
um no why tf should it?

The winds on Neptune are even more powerful than on Jupiter, leading to immense storms that have the highest sustained winds - 2100 km/h.

>>16694514 (OP)
Just don't go there anon.
And in case you did the storm would be the last of your problems.

We have wind here.
Does Jupiter have animals that can detach their penises to go look for a mate? No?
I think I made my point.

>>16695220
you are animalistic kek

>>16694514 (OP)
It is far away so it is relatively small

>>16694514 (OP)
storms are comfy, you sit inside and play vidya

If I spun counterclockwise really fast it would stop

>>16695603
you'd disintegrate and still have no effect on it

>>16695604
You underestimate me and science.

>>16694514 (OP)
Yes

>>16694514 (OP)
Wouldn't it be funny if some space-obsessed lunatic followed Stockton Rush's example and made a Space Titan made specifically for flying in the atmospheres of gas giants? You could enjoy the sights and sounds of Jupiter shortly being crushed into tiny itty, bitty little pieces. I think it'd make for a great Netflix documentary after the fact.

>>16694514 (OP)
How does the red spot affect me personally?

>>16697289
it has already invaded your mind, you're thinking of it

>>16694514 (OP)
no, I simply don't care

>>16696837
[math]\mathcal{Maybe}[/math]

hit the weed n you'll find the spot! a jbl boombox is preferred by the side that thing dumps all the way down to 40hz

bump

>>16694514 (OP)
Skill issue, OP. Storms are fucking kino.

It's not the size that matters but how you use it.

Which is why we must crash Earth into Jupiter to show it what's what.

>>16699982
Then throw yourself at one, unless you also have a skill issue.

>>16700110
>if you think sharks are so cool why don't you feed yourself to one???

no its really far away (at least one planet)

>>16694720
It's how stable it has been over time. A planet sized mega hurricane blowing nonstop for at least a couple hundred years in a wierd banded layered atmosphere on a failed red dwarf with a metallic hydrogen core

>>16697275
No. Long before you got crushed you would be boiled by the enormous RF fields.

>>16694521
How do you know for sure? Couldn't it be that the statistically most probable time to be alive is that the population peak directly before the Apocalypse? Perhaps even being alive puts you at a higher probability of experiencing an apocalyptic event..

>>16694514 (OP)
If this scares you, think that there are black holes out there that are bigger than the solar system.

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>>16702727
Carter Catastrophe is bullshit because it assumes an exponential population curve rather than an S-shaped one.