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If Elfs were real, what would be their biological name?
Anonymous No.16702390 [Report]
>>16702284 (OP)
homo gay
Anonymous No.16702411 [Report]
>>16702284 (OP)
Homo sapiens longiauris
Anonymous No.16702426 [Report]
homo homo sapiens
Anonymous No.16702430 [Report]
Homo waifuensis
Anonymous No.16702435 [Report]
Homo Erectus Reloaded
Anonymous No.16702465 [Report] >>16702481 >>16703154
>>16702284 (OP)
>If Elfs were real
>If
Vitalik Buterin is real and he is a Homo Sapiens
Anonymous No.16702481 [Report]
>>16702465
He looks like a stretched Hobbit
Anonymous No.16702486 [Report]
>>16702284 (OP)
Family: Nymphae
Genus: Filii
Species: F. lucis
Anonymous No.16702572 [Report]
>>16702284 (OP)
Homunculus longaurus
Anonymous No.16702646 [Report] >>16703128
>>16702284 (OP)
>if elves were real
Which fucking elves, retard? Does the media you are referencing establish their origins?
You probably didn't even realize the answer is "yes."
Anonymous No.16703128 [Report]
>>16702646
So, what would be their biological name?
Anonymous No.16703154 [Report]
>>16702465
his ears are as unelflike as can be
Anonymous No.16703179 [Report] >>16703230
>>16702284 (OP)
>friereddit
also, kill yourself
Anonymous No.16703230 [Report]
>>16703179
Anonymous No.16703342 [Report] >>16703452
>>16702284 (OP)
>Fae Sapien Longa Auris
Anonymous No.16703344 [Report] >>16703353
according to allen's rule, elves must originate from deserts
Anonymous No.16703353 [Report] >>16703358 >>16703518 >>16703572
>>16703344
This is terrifying. There is a schizo on /x/ who claims there was a warlord from the desert who created the elves in a frenzy of malevolent experiments. Everyone laughed him off because of the Tolkien "Nordic Elves" interpretation.
Anonymous No.16703358 [Report] >>16703361 >>16703368
>>16703353
It's Yakubs all the way down.
Anonymous No.16703361 [Report] >>16703362 >>16703368 >>16703372 >>16703572
>>16703358
>the schizo was right
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
HOW DID HE KNOW?!?!
Anonymous No.16703362 [Report] >>16703572
>>16703361
>"I take the spirits from the air and water, and lock them in flesh of fire and stone." - Ahriman's Stone Tablets
>mfw
>yfw
>tfwnfw
Anonymous No.16703368 [Report] >>16703371 >>16703572
>>16703358
>>16703361
>tfw heat related
>not necessarily desert related
>there was once rainforest there
SOMEONE DELETE THIS THREAD! OP JUST WANTED A LATIN NAME FOR ELVES! WE'VE DELVED TOO DEEP!
https://youtu.be/xhe9kRCySxM
Anonymous No.16703371 [Report] >>16703374
>>16703368
I guess you could say...
You elved too deep...
:D
https://youtu.be/mR3jnW2kcUs
Anonymous No.16703372 [Report]
>>16703361
Maybe R. D. Laing was right and schizophrenia is just a higher form of awareness.
Anonymous No.16703374 [Report] >>16703383
>>16703371
SON OF A BITCH! I'LL KILL YOU!
Anonymous No.16703382 [Report]
Elven girls are made for human men.
Anonymous No.16703383 [Report]
>>16703374
D:
Anonymous No.16703423 [Report]
>>16702284 (OP)
"Elf" shares its origin with "alba" meaning "white" so you'd probably call them homo praecipuus
Anonymous No.16703452 [Report]
>>16703342
>Fae Sapien
Faepian?
Anonymous No.16703518 [Report] >>16703548 >>16704003
>>16703353
I'm sorry, but there's not much nordic about Tolkien's elves. Most of them had black hair and spoke a language similar to Italian. Tolkien's humans, and namely the Rohirrim, are far more nordic.
Anonymous No.16703534 [Report]
>>16702284 (OP)
Sexo Muhdikicus
Anonymous No.16703548 [Report] >>16703577
>>16703518
>and spoke a language similar to Italian
Tolkien's influence for the Quenya language was predominantly Finnish.
Anonymous No.16703569 [Report] >>16703581 >>16703582
>>16702284 (OP)
Would elves even be in the homo genus? I think in most mythologies and fantasy worlds, elves have completely different origins from humans, usually being magical creatures or descendants of godlike beings or powerful spirits while humans tend to just be modern humans. But then again, those same elves are able to mate with humans.
Anonymous No.16703572 [Report]
>>16703353
>>16703361
>>16703362
>>16703368
wtf are you guys on about I tried searching /x/ desuarchive for shit about desert elves and couldn't find anything other than the typical /x/ larping
Anonymous No.16703577 [Report] >>16703586 >>16704003
>>16703548
Bullshit. Anyway, Finnish is an Asian language.
Anonymous No.16703581 [Report] >>16703588
>>16703569
>would creatures that look exactly the same as humans on the inside and the outside, act exactly the same as humans, freely hybridise with humans, and only live longer than humans, be the same genus as humans
Finally /sci/ starts asking the real 300 IQ questions.
Anonymous No.16703582 [Report]
>>16703569
No, the fact that Elves and their variants are generally considered to be distinctly separate from the races of Men makes me think they should be in a separate genus, possibly even a separate family.

Other anons have suggested nymphae, fae, hommunculinae, etc. If elves, fairies, gnomes, halflings, dwarves, and other fantasy races are to have some common ancestor with humans then I suppose it's a matter of how far back the split is.
Anonymous No.16703586 [Report] >>16703599
>>16703577
>Bullshit.

>The ingredients in Quenya are various, but worked out into a self-consistent character not precisely like any language that I know. Finnish, which I came across when I first begun to construct a 'mythology' was a dominant influence. Though this has been reduced in late Quenya, it survives in some features: such as the absence of any consonant combinations initially, the absence of the voiced stops b, d, g (except in mb, nd, ng, ld, rd, which are favoured) and the fondness for the ending -inen, -ainen, -oinen, also in some points of grammar, such as the inflexional endings -sse (rest at or in), -nna (movement to, towards), and -llo (movement from); the personal possessives are also expressed by suffixes; there is no gender.
>Excerpt from a letter from JRR Tolkien to WR Matthews, June, 1964
Anonymous No.16703588 [Report] >>16704002
>>16703581
1. There are numerous examples of convergent evolution, such as carcinisation, and elves and humans could be another case of that.
2. If elves are magic or divine creatures, then they probably wouldn't be subject to the same biological limitations and mechanism as other creatures and thus could probably breed with humans through magic bullshit even if they aren't genetically close enough to humans normally.
Although bringing magic into this does kinda ruin the thought experiment, any "scientifically probable" elves would probably have to be some hominid offshoot.
Anonymous No.16703599 [Report] >>16703602 >>16704003
>>16703586
You do realise your quote confirms that it's bullshit, right?
Anonymous No.16703602 [Report] >>16703604
>>16703599
>Tolkien's influence for Quenya was predominantly Finnish
>>Bullshit!
>"Finnish was a dominant influence" - Tolkien
>>Confirmed bullshit!
Anonymous No.16703604 [Report] >>16704003
>>16703602
You needed to end the quote after two sentences if you were planning to be disingenuous.
Anonymous No.16703656 [Report] >>16703737 >>16704100
I don't really get why so many people have a hard on for elves. Anime elf ears are kinda cute but "realistic" elf ears look pretty gross and elvish features/proportions just look alien.
Anonymous No.16703737 [Report]
>>16703656
... and you haven't seen their feet yet.
Anonymous No.16703740 [Report]
>>16702284 (OP)
Irl the elf myth came from ppl creating mercenaries to fight their battles for them. They have a mystical and magical aura due to the amount of warfare they've been through. The biological name wouldn't matter because it's a metaphor for the irl phenomena of mercenary creation. Anyways you could study eye color instead since the science board is about science.
Anonymous No.16704002 [Report]
>>16703588
>convergent evolution
>of intelligent races
actual retard
>muh majik
nvm, a troll kek
Anonymous No.16704003 [Report]
>>16703518
>>16703577
>>16703599
>>16703604
retarded nigger or medtroll?
Anonymous No.16704100 [Report]
>>16703656
Girls wear elf ears as a fashion accessory.