Thread 16706418

Can you disinfect poop?

>>16706418 (OP)
>poop on cookie sheet
>bake poop for 30 minutes at 350 F/who gives a shit C
>take poop out of oven
>wa la!

>>16706472
one thing to note here
>do you fucking seriously believe that "voilà" is spelled like that ? get that "wa la!" shit off the screen now

>>16706472
Now you reminded me of that guy who baked used diapers so he could wear them again while also showing off his collection of mechanical keyboards.

>>16706482
It's ebonics please respect

this thread is legendary, just imagine for a moment future kids stumbling upon it by accident

>>16706418 (OP)
If poop is just waste, then why are we wasting it? In a truly circular economy, we’d be sterilizing it and reintroducing it as food. Isn’t refusing to do so just another form of class-based sanitation bias?

>>16706876
I do feel like shit as fuel should have some sort of application but the scent would be unbearable.

>>16707326
https://biblehub.com/ezekiel/4-12.htm

>>16706418 (OP)
Go outside.
Shit.
Potentially contageous.
Go back inside and wait.
Return outside and look after your shit.
It's now, that enough time has passed, harmless if nothing was seriously wrong with you originally.
Every place has been shat on throughout history.
Your immune system deals just fine with most common bacteria, because they are common. And they are common because they are generalists and will sooner or later crowd other bacteria out.
Also shit in a black plastic bag and leave it in the sun. Turbo sterilization.

>>16706877
IS THAT MY FUCKING EX TIFFANY?

>>16706418 (OP)
I’ve always thought about this, what if you took UV light and shoved a turd underneath it will it vanish or create a topical layer of disinfectantness? Lmao

>>16707581
Why the fuck would it vanish?
The turd would be disinfected to the depth of your UVs penetration and likely this would be promptly reversed once application of radiation ends.

when all bacteria in a turd is vanquished, what is left? a lump of condensed food pulp with some mucus i imagine

>>16706877
i remember her. "shit snickers" and "poonut butter" cups
>>16707566
every bitch named tiffany looks like that

>>16706876
look up fertilizer/cow manure

>>16706418 (OP)
Sure, just heat it to 140°F or above. This happens in compost piles naturally.

>>16706482
It's "wah lah," and learn to greentext

>>16706876
We should be using poop as fertilizer, but too much medication, garbage and toxins end up in the sewer.

>>16706418 (OP)
I can't but I know just the guy that might be up for this job, he'll do it for free too.