Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:11:52 AM No.16718186
>I-IS THAT A PLANET WITH BARELY ANY WATER AND OXYGEN?!?!?
>ITS AVERAGE TEMPERATURE IS COLDER THAN NORTH POLE AT ITS LOWEST!?!?!
>ITS METEOROLOGICAL PHENOMENA ARE EXTREMELY SEVERE AND GO ON FOR MONTHS!?!?
>NO MAGNETIC FIELD TO PROTECT FROM THE DANGERS OF RAPING COSMIC RADIATION!?!?
>ITS DISTANCE FROM EARTH RANGES FROM 54.6 MILLION ALL THE WAY UP TO 401 MILLION KILOMETERS!?!?!?
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>OMS!!! LETS WASTE THOUSANDS OF KILOMETERS OF TERRAIN AND MILLIONS OF DOLLARS IN GOVERNMENT FUNDING TO BUILD RESEARCH FACILITIES!!
>OH AND BUILD THOUSANDS OF ROCKETS UNTIL ONE OF THEM FINALLY MANAGES TO LEAVE THE ATMOSPHERE WITHOUT BLOWING THE FUCK UP!!!
>ABOUT THE NON-RENEWABLE RESOURCES WE ARE GOING TO BURN THROUGH FOR OUR EXPENSIVE HOBBY? THATS NONE OF YOUR INTEREST, THIS IS IMPORTANT, OK!?
>AND IF WE RUN OUT OF MONEY??? JUST RAISE TAXES!!! YEAH THAT'LL FIX IT! LET EVERYONE, INCLUDING THE ONES WHO DONT CARE, FUND OUR NON REWARDING HOBBY!!!
>DONT FORGET TO BRAINWASH LITTLE KIDS INTO THINKING THAT LIVING ON ANOTHER PLANET COMPLETELY ALONE, WITH IRREVERSIBLE BONE DEFORMITIES IS THE COOLEST THING EVER!!!
>ITS AVERAGE TEMPERATURE IS COLDER THAN NORTH POLE AT ITS LOWEST!?!?!
>ITS METEOROLOGICAL PHENOMENA ARE EXTREMELY SEVERE AND GO ON FOR MONTHS!?!?
>NO MAGNETIC FIELD TO PROTECT FROM THE DANGERS OF RAPING COSMIC RADIATION!?!?
>ITS DISTANCE FROM EARTH RANGES FROM 54.6 MILLION ALL THE WAY UP TO 401 MILLION KILOMETERS!?!?!?
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>OMS!!! LETS WASTE THOUSANDS OF KILOMETERS OF TERRAIN AND MILLIONS OF DOLLARS IN GOVERNMENT FUNDING TO BUILD RESEARCH FACILITIES!!
>OH AND BUILD THOUSANDS OF ROCKETS UNTIL ONE OF THEM FINALLY MANAGES TO LEAVE THE ATMOSPHERE WITHOUT BLOWING THE FUCK UP!!!
>ABOUT THE NON-RENEWABLE RESOURCES WE ARE GOING TO BURN THROUGH FOR OUR EXPENSIVE HOBBY? THATS NONE OF YOUR INTEREST, THIS IS IMPORTANT, OK!?
>AND IF WE RUN OUT OF MONEY??? JUST RAISE TAXES!!! YEAH THAT'LL FIX IT! LET EVERYONE, INCLUDING THE ONES WHO DONT CARE, FUND OUR NON REWARDING HOBBY!!!
>DONT FORGET TO BRAINWASH LITTLE KIDS INTO THINKING THAT LIVING ON ANOTHER PLANET COMPLETELY ALONE, WITH IRREVERSIBLE BONE DEFORMITIES IS THE COOLEST THING EVER!!!
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