Thread 16719199

OH SHIT!

>>16719199 (OP)
>The Sun

>hmmm, today I will arbitrarily declare how everything works at scales unfathomable to my infinitesimally tiny human brain
scientists are idiots, all of them.

>>16719199 (OP)
>wipes us all out
some people amd their imaginations
KEK

AHHHHHHHHH PROFESSOR DAVE PLEASE USE UR REAL PROFESSOR POSITION TO SAVE US

..... NOOOO HE IS NOT A PROFESSOR?!!! HE LIED???? WE ARE DEADDDDD

>>16719246
I blame the reporting, the actual paper is probably not so conclusatory

yes I made that word up but I like it, a cross between conclusive and accusatory

>>16719300
no shit
it's always the reporting and
if you go a step further in your search for the root cause
its - like always - the consumer
it is peoples lack of media competency and their propensity to be baited this easily

>>16719307
Holy shit childhood memory unlocked. I think I got this guy at Epcot?

>>16719199 (OP)
Motherfucker can't even determine the size of the universe... stop reading this garbage.

>>16719199 (OP)
must be a climate scientist. is it true that anthropogenic universal change is occurring, and that in 100 years we will make the universe uninhabitable for life?

>>16719454
Considering that life is only present on Earth and we are altering Earth's enviroment via carbon emmissions in a way that will make the planet utterly unihabitable in less than 100 years, yes.

>>16719454
Only if you don't reverse your whiteness and share your countries with needy hordes.

>>16719246
You know, big numbers can be computed on a calculator. The more bits, the more precision!

>>16719246
>unfathomable
A billion is easily fathomable to me. These are baby numbers.

>>16719199 (OP)
>big crunch
basically ruled out decades ago

>universe
not my problem, all is nothing

everything that has the nature to arise has the nature to pass away

>>16720125
whats that, a volcano?

Here is the original source: https://arxiv.org/abs/2506.24011

>tl;dr latest hypothesis that "the Big Crunch" actually ends the universe in like 20 billion more years, not 7.

>>16720144
but i want to live for ever how will i be able to do that if the universe ends in 20 bil years :(

>>16720142
you're mom farded

>>16720142
it was the hunga tonga volcano eruption from a few years ago

>>16720710
don't worry, if the universe assembled you this time it'll probably assemble you next maybe with purple hair next time

>>16719199 (OP)
>can't predict the weather on Earth further than a week
>knows what will happen to the entire universe in 7 billion years
Cosmology is a fullblown /sci/ cult.

>>16720745
Right? And then
>observations don't match our models
>there must be something out there we can't test for

>>16719300
Only climate change papers go total Trust The Plan(tm) or at least the ones I've read.

>>16720125
God dammit it's such a pity that had to erupt *right* at sunset. I would have loved for a longer time sequence.

>>16719300
Bold to assume that they read any papers
They probably just saw the big crunch theory on wikipedia

>>16720745
>i cannot predict when you will die, nor how you will die
>but i know you will die
this makes you seethe?

we might be in the last days of having arenado

>>16720854
I can access videos of dead people in a few clicks.
Show me a dead universe.

>>16720912
>Show me a dead universe.
picrel