Gentlemen, it has happened.

>>16728708 (OP)
>my company needs more money

Big, if true.

>>16728708 (OP)
cooom has been achieved internally

>>16728719
what even is truth anymore?

True if big.

let's get it

can it please not reply with those godawful green checkmark symbols?
I don't mind being ruled by a computer as long as it doesn't format responses like that, jfc

[HITLER DID NOTHING WRONG]

>>16728755
[THEREFORE I AM]

>>16728708 (OP)
Didn't I see this already a year ago? Or is this new?

>>16728757

Es werde Licht! :O

>>16728708 (OP)
How many times has agi been achieved this year alone?

I’m going back to sleep

>>16728708 (OP)
>fake agi
FAGI

Can we stop working now?

>>16728853
nope
social credit system begins
good goys will get to avoid work
potentially problematic goys get no help and will have the ai unleashed on them to be out-competed or burdened extra in some way

>>16728857
I'll comply with the AI overlords if it means neeting to play WoW private servers

I just want this to make all artists homeless, is that so much to ask?

>>16728708 (OP)
so sick of him DESU

>>16728708 (OP)
Checked his Reddit and he made no such comment
Good bait post though lol

>>16728708 (OP)
again?

>>16728719
Very true. It's very very very big. (If true)

>>16728708 (OP)

>>16728820
>Dude you don't understand we've achieved achieved AGI less than 5 years after LLM tools have become widely available
>yes I know we don't understand in the slightest most of the mechanics involved with biological cognition but trust me somehow the experts believe we have achieved a comparable state in a computer, peer-reviewed!

>>16728708 (OP)
"agi has been achieved"; now give us money

shouldnt it be "agi has been achieved...heres what we can give you". No? They dont like that?

>>16728730
ask the AI

>>16728820
No more than the number of covid vaccines that companies in Israel discovered in the first months of the pandemic.

almost all of their best developers have left so if the AGI arrives it will clearly not be via openAI, it would already be good if the company does not go bankrupt within the year

>>16728744
Kek

>>16728708 (OP)
>we achieved the big thing
>we can't prove it to you
What a jew

>>16730506
Internally in this context means rectally

I still remember the boogus headlines when gpt 2.0 dropped "hurr durr its literally to dangerous to release" and "humanity is not ready for this new GPT2.0"
Altman is just playing the fucking jewish investor fiddle and stupid muttmericans like trump fall for it because they are all using the perfect buzzwords, all to swindle 500 million from the muttmerican cattle taxpayers.
God damnit could someone just fucking nuke this shithole already.

>>16728708 (OP)
>>16728716
lying to get more money from investors??
nooo, they wouldnt, that would be unethical

>>16728716
FPBP, the first round of VCs want their money so he needs to scam a couple of billion to keep the ponzi scheme going.

>>16731057
These people are nuts. That was clear when he thought he was going to be able to get seven trillion off of "I pinky swear it will be everything I claim it can be".

>>16728708 (OP)
Reminder that "AGI" as defined by OpenAI literally means "Microsoft has to divest their stake to me (sammy)"
This is what is literally written in the contract. It has nothing to do with the computer's capabilities

AI is a running gag.

>>16728725
Yes

wow what a high quality reddit post thread