My idea of using Linnaeus's Two-Toed Sloth Microcells to introduce it's Chromosomes to a Brazilian Three-Banded Armadillo Oocyte which is then fertilised with Brazilian Three-Banded Armadillo sperm. The resulting offspring would be mostly Armadillo with some Sloth. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=l8gBLVSKzYI

USA Uplifted Slothised Armadillo!