Thread 16736233

How can i break my c2 perfectly by hanging?

What do you mean by perfectly

While you’re hanging have somebody hit your c2 with a sledgehammer

Or maybe you could modify a c collar to maximize force on the c2 when you hang

>>16736236
Preferably instant death
>>16736237
That'd be painful

>>16736239
your probably lose consciousness faster with a bullet to the heart

>>16736248
Gun laws sucks here.

>>16736248
how?

>>16736233 (OP)
Imagine being such a cuck that you have to ask people how to kill yourself just to get talked out of it. You have the brain of a woman.

Go to the pawnshop and buy a gun. Go into niggerville and just start blasting. Eventually you will die but you will help the country.

>>16736233 (OP)
>How can i break my c2 perfectly by hanging?
I really enjoyed Steven Crowder's presentation on this. He did, however, miss an important option when doing his detention-cell-mockup act: If he had simply let himself fall over like a log from full height with that thing on him, he probably would have broken his neck and died.
And I'm not saying that's what happened, but it IS a valid possibility.
If you don't know what Crowder video I'm talking about, check on YouTube along with a certain name of a famous pervert.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=A5gAN1P2JbM

This is a cool film about britains last hangman. Wouldn’t it be ironic if you enjoyed the film so much that it gave you a new zest for life

>>16736233 (OP)
just cut along the dotted line

>>16736233 (OP)
Put on the noose so the knot is at the side of your neck, not behind your head like a pleb. That way your spine will get yoinked out of position for that perfect, instant death everyone craves. Remember to research the formula for drop length by body weight. Alternatively, make the drop way too long and super glue your hands to your head so it looks like you pulled your head off.

But seriously, get help.

>>16736233 (OP)
>muh suicide
grow up attention seeker

>>16736233 (OP)
kekistranny bros...

>>16736233 (OP)
Hanging is always with a little risk: lack of professionalism

Painless deaths are food for theatre/movie shit. You must create a seppukku mindset first

If youre not pussy enough to avoida bit of seizure and body weird shit than Id go for Apricot Kernels. Break the wooden fucks open forhe soft stuf. Count about 99 of them being opened and collected the soft stuff out of it. Now eat them all. It will taste like the kernel of an apple, that sharl weird taste. You know what that taste is in Apples and Apricot Kernels? Go google it. Cyanide-Kali which is one of the most deathly poisons out there. Fruits has little amounts of it to protect their offspring from birds eating it. Birds avoid that shit and for humans its usually not enough to even feel shit. However. One of the exceptions. Apricot Kernels. Those fuckers contain enough Amygdalin converted into Cyanide Kali to kill an adult human being. Just open twenty and medical specialist recommend you to rush to a hospital. Double, tripple, quardripple that amount and break 99 Apricot Kernels. You will reach the gates of heaven or hell by tomorrow. Or within 45 minutes with little pain butt weird ass feelings. You must suffer to die. Suffer once in your life..

The second option....

Carotid Artery. That fucker let you bleed out within 30 secs however: youre probably too pussy to suffer just that amount..

>>16737044
Apricot kernels naturally contain cyanogenic glycosides, primarily amygdalin, which has the potential to release cyanide when ingested. Small amounts of cyanide can be detoxified by the human body but high exposures over a short duration can result in severe adverse health effects (i.e., cyanide poisoning).

>>16737047
Mucho, mucho effective. Muhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

>>16737048
>>16737048
Cassava is also very deathly. Just buy one of these at a market, bazaar, South American store. Tastes like shit raw but Id eat shit for dying if I needed to die. It should be other amounts than Apricot kernels but its deathly as hell

Cassava is deathly as hell. In those South American families only granny is allowed to cook that shit. You must be experienced to do that shit.

Another way is go to Japan. Find a blowfish restaurant and steal one of them alive from a basin. Than go home and eat its head off alive. You wont even be able to but it back on your plate.

>>16737053
Can you not just steal fugu at Japanese fish markets?

>>16737053
Those two eyes staring at you must be enough..

Fugu contains lethal amounts of the poison tetrodotoxin in its organs, especially the liver, ovaries, eyes, and skin. The poison, a sodium channel blocker, paralyzes the muscles while the victim stays fully conscious; the poisoned victim is unable to breathe and eventually dies from asphyxiation.

>>16737058
Just go for the Carotid Artery and fuck off. Enough 'fish in the sea'. Kek

>>16737060
Here, see
>>16736233 (OP)
Hanging is primarly blocking those carotids. More change to ruin one of them with a knife. Entire ceilig above will be blood red

>>16736233 (OP)
If you're going to kill yourself, wouldn't you prefer to get really high and then jump off a cliff?