>>16738806 (OP)
Anon, unless you are ready for excruciating pain and horrible blood loss you need access to at least electrocautery (or a fuck ton of hemostats and laps) + local anesthetic. Otherwise you are just committing elaborate suicide a la sepukku. The instances of people doing surgery on themselves were all in modern surgery suites with a bunch of assistants and years of expertise to go by touch.
>>16738817
This book literally is about the opposite of quick easy surgery on yourself, it goes down how to do complex surgeries in an active war zone lol