Scientifically, how do I cure depression fast? How do I snap out of it? Could you use ECT at home to get bettet?

>>16741793 (OP)
just get a gf bro

>>16741808
If je wanted a girlfriend he would have one. Loneliness is a choice

>>16741793 (OP)
Step 1 is to stop assaulting your mind with fake and gay wardrobes like skirts that would never actually cover the ass or vagina.

>>16741793 (OP)
meds, schizo

>>16741889
meant for >>16741852

>>16741793 (OP)
exercise

Drink a lotta water

>>16741955
No, you got it right the first time.

>>16741808
how does that cure depression?
seems like it would add more turbulence

>>16741852

>>16741793 (OP)
psilocybin

people with zero experience doing this who have no idea what the fuck theyre talking about will tell you that im full of shit but they can stay mad, ignorant, and depressed for all I fucking care. the last horse will cross the finish line eventually when everyone's depression meds are made from this in another 20-30 years once globohomo big pharma can make a profitable form of it that doesn't make the servile sheep question the nature of their reality

inb4 meds schizo blah blah blah fuck right off

>>16741793 (OP)
Get off your ass and accomplish something.

>>16742034
I'm depressed because I'm physically unwell. I went swimming a few times and again I have a cold. I think I just have me/cfs but there's still the possibility that it's all in my head. If my health was normal I wouldn't be depressed at all.

200 mg 5-htp every night for 1 month

only take it at night, it might make you a little nauseous

>>16742025
Ideally, you'd use your gf as your personal therapist and dump all your emotions on her

>>16742032
Holy shit, it's almost as if you understood what I said without realizing I said it on purpose.

B vitamins
Vit-D3
Take melatonin before bed
Eat grass-fed steak
Go for long walks

>>16741793 (OP)
listen to your intuition

>>16742160
>>16742314
if you know your bad health is causing it then improve your health retard, or are you expecting to put it no work at all and have some magic pill fix everything?

>>16741793 (OP)
Thigh sex with Rin!

>>16741793 (OP)
Ketamine. I know it's somewhat of a "meme" these days, but it really does work. I used it recreationally years and years ago whilst being extremely depressed, and it completely ended my depression immediately. It would last for weeks, too. I remember being so surprised at how insanely effective it was for depression. Overnight id go from a 9/10 depression to waking up and feeling entirely fine. I'd describe it as a "soft reboot" where your assumptions and views on life become wiped clean and you get a second chance to build a new perspective. If my brain was a computer, it felt like it was clearing out processes that were using up too much resources or slowing it down.

Of course oftentimes I'd end up slowly becoming depressed again after several weeks. It only works imo in conjunction with sweeping lifestyle changes, but the benefit is that you're far better equipped to make those changes during the weeks of being not severely depressed.

I can also exclude placebo as an explanation, as this was before I'd ever once heard anything about ketamine being used for depression. It would be several years before I discovered that what I'd experienced with ketamine was actually a well documented and studied phenomenon.

To date, nothing has ever come close to level of both effectiveness, longevity, and speed of effect as ketamine has for my depression. Back then I would do very small doses regularly every few weeks or months, although important note is I did find it slowly becoming less effective if I did it too frequently.

>>16742160
>me/cfs
well damn nigga take a nap

>>16741793 (OP)
shrooms
>>16742034
this

>>16742166
this works too but it will take longer and it is basically the same as taking antidepressants.

>>16742225
This is good for maintaining the good mood, but typically not for creating one

>>16742217
wtf is this schizo babble. there are fart bubbles coming out of your face

>>16742160
shrooms can help with me/cfs from what I've heard. but don't quote me on it