Thread 16745503

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Anonymous 8/9/2025, 12:30:51 AM No.16745503 >>16745564 >>16745567 >>16745570 >>16745676 >>16745857 >>16745920 >>16745946 >>16746280

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Riddle me this, atheists:

If birds are so smart, why don’t they simply fly to the Moon?

Checkmate, atheists!

Anonymous 8/9/2025, 1:32:42 AM No.16745564 >>16745924

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>>16745503 (OP)
I believe in god and this is not a checkmate this is absolute stupidity.

Anonymous 8/9/2025, 1:37:00 AM No.16745567

>>16745503 (OP)
Because the beings that inhabit the interstellar ether would prey on them.

Anonymous 8/9/2025, 1:39:39 AM No.16745570 >>16745859

>>16745503 (OP)
Avian dinosaurs conquered the Moon eons ago, OP.
https://m.imdb.com/title/tt3038708/

Anonymous 8/9/2025, 3:47:28 AM No.16745676

>>16745503 (OP)
FFFFFFFFFFFly me to the moon

Anonymous 8/9/2025, 8:47:15 AM No.16745857

>>16745503 (OP)
>If birds are so smart, why don’t they simply fly to the Moon?
maybe they do

Anonymous 8/9/2025, 8:51:37 AM No.16745859

>>16745570
Wouldn't surprise me. They can already rearrange/resize their organs for migration.

Anonymous 8/9/2025, 11:09:38 AM No.16745920

>>16745503 (OP)
They tried but they flew too close to the sun and the wax holding their feathers on melted

Simon Salva !tMhYkwTORI 8/9/2025, 11:28:57 AM No.16745924 >>16745970

>>16745564

Believing monkeys and cats and birds and fish and Brussels sprouts came from magic soup that was struck by lightning is even more stupid.

Anonymous 8/9/2025, 12:21:57 PM No.16745946

>>16745503 (OP)
Why would they? There's fuck all there. That you would fly to the Moon given the ability to do so just shows you're dumber than birds are.

Anonymous 8/9/2025, 1:46:36 PM No.16745970

>>16745924
Weak bait

Anonymous 8/9/2025, 9:47:16 PM No.16746280

>>16745503 (OP)
Because they would hit their heads on the skydome. Haven't you learned anything in school?