Thread 16748891

Imagine being a man in the past, you're running naked with your spear and you see a beautiful nude woman with an hourglass figure and beautiful big breasts. You know this woman is prime breeding material but then she bends over and a big brown smelly log exits her anus and hits the jungle floor. Any sexual attraction the man had at that moment would curl up and die and his penis would go floppy. Why didn't evolution evolve to remove the filthy anus from women?

>>16748891 (OP)
That there a billions of humans indicates that it's not an actual problem.

>>16748891 (OP)
For organisms that have evolved legs and walked out of India, pooing has a lower time value than sex.

>>16748891 (OP)
Lots of young men have urges that they have been lead to believe are unnatural or sinful. Their clergy often emphasize that these are harmful urges for the soul and that joining the clergy offers a way to control these urges. The problem is, instead of finding solace, they find lots of likeminded individuals with wills even weaker than their own.
Hilarity often ensues.

>>16748891 (OP)
Op is gay...
>Try gay stuff

>>16748891 (OP)
the fact that you believe we came from 1 or 2 cells is irrevocably retarded you should take an intuition test lmaooo

>>16748891 (OP)
You've never been anywhere near one, have you?

great point women really do owe us a great big fat apology

Humans had to live near a water source, so bathing was probably prevalent.