Thread 16761304

This is the only valid thread for Starship Flight Test 10. all the other threads are fake.

>B-but the format...
Don't care, this is the only approved by me thread. Deal with it.

T-35 now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8MCPMYXdhU

holy shit lmao anon you're a retarded idiot. that's a scam stream. not to mention your low-effort OP post for an important launch thread is pathetic and cringe.
kys

Streams
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jr-P3Gmrqtk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JjYP3wQFqFw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5094TmOH0SU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7WmlTp7ue0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8MCPMYXdhU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYFiT3210bQ

>>16761309
don't bother it's a horrid thread.

What about it! stream

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFFysWdL4wI

SpaceX's stream

https://www.spacex.com/launches/starship-flight-10

It’s still 9 hours until launch retard, why did you start a thread so early?

but is clear streaming?

>>16761324
I wanted to be the first.

Bless OP's handicapped heart.

>>16761328
She was awake earlier for Cargo dragon soooo...

>>16761307
And yet, here we are

>>16761375
>Bless OP's handicapped heart.
Thank you anon for being nice to me, unlike this asshole >>16761307

About 5 minutes ago, NSF stream reported:

1 hour launch window available to wait-out anomalies or bad weather.
4 out of 5 weather models forecast cloud cover to break up and allow launch.

(5 minute delay because I'm "touching grass" today and had to get to a good spot)

>>16761304 (OP)
Is this the rapid disassembly thread? The format seems off.

why don't they call it the penguin ?

>using an ai with a nigger accent to narrate the video
grim

Its going to lose attitude control again bros...

>no sticky
>thread is dead
Man, 3 straight failures really killed the hype

Scrub guaranteed.

HE STOPPED THE LAUNCH TO SHILL CRYPTOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS UP

>>16762272
>he cant tell a OP's AI stream from a real one
anon, are you retarded ...

How are they gonna launch a rocket if they can't even make a simple video streaming site?

>>16762284
>verified channel called starbase
I suspected that was bullshit but I didn't check because that's something believable that elon would do

>>16762284
I thought it seemed uncanny.

It's a scrub.
Flight 10 has officially scrab

>>16761304 (OP)
it needs to be more pointy

Its so hot when bitches get scared by the power of the rocket.

https://x.com/JoeTegtmeyer/status/1927553282752266402

>>16762366
>It's a scrub

>2025
>still haven't left earth
>rockets still failing
>technical errors
>blunders abound
>endless escuses
What will it take for the science golems to wake up to the fact they are never ever leaving this enclosed plane alive?

They are laughing at you losers.

>>16762667
What's wrong with thin walls?

>>16762672
If you are a mind controlled golem who desperately wants to believe in jewish narratives and ready to suspend your disbelief at any moment, then yes even no walls would be alright.

>>16762676
0.012 inches is three times as thick as the walls of a soda can. While holding a just a fraction of the psi of a soda can. Then there's also reinforcement pieces present that are thicker so what's the problem?

>>16762689
I'm going without any walls to the moon, it's just as good as your soda can walls. I'll have better visibility anyway.

>>16762676
>>16762692
>evades discussion
>resorts to unnatural hostility
How is the weather at Eglin

https://youtu.be/P6EVlNFZHRQ?t=3s
What if aliens were sinister

T-5:45
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_DcVq01rM4M

>>16761304 (OP)
IF THIS FAILS AGAIN I SHALL BEAT MY WIFE SIRS!!!!!

Dudes! Elon is giving away free money! in crypto! weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, all you need to do is scan the code.

I canny take another fucking scrub

SCRUB

What are we doing if there's a regression (again)?

I swear if it explodes or tumbles again

>>16763420
The goalpost move from chopsticks failing to the ship failing was funny once.

The stream's start time keeps shifting

>>16763445
they are holding to see if they can find a break in the weather. I say just fucking send it

>>16763420
my fav wojack

>>16763453
They are loading

starship porn is here

>most powerful rocket ever
>defeated by a couple clouds

>>16763934
No clouds on Mars at least

>pass out before the stream starts after struggling to stay awake
>it scrubs anyway
thanks cloudchad

why did that one engine stop?

>>16761304 (OP)
give this flap a medal. holy shit its been abused to hell and still going

>>16766484
ITS STILL GOING. YOU STAY STRONG, FLAP!

Holy fuck it made it!!!

>>16766528
it landed!

>>16766484
Fuck that company that makes COPVs they fucked them twice now

>>16766546

clearly cgi

>>16766546
And it self-destructed!
[spoiler] Seriously, what a fucking waste. I get why - geopolitics and trade secrets. But this era of rockets will likely never see a Museum ever because of (or non)controlled deconstruction or buried to protect corporate secrets.

>>16766674
in the nasa spaceflight one, they said this time they are blowing up because mexico got pissy that it floated into mexican water and wanted to sue spaceX for "littering"

>>16766727
The booster or the orbiter?

>>16766815
booster

>>16766829
That reply was was about the orbiter.

Mr. Foot isn't taking it well.

>>16766846
ok? they blew it up because of what mexico tried to do when the booster floated into mexican waters and mexico wanted to sue. so now they are blowing them up, orbiter included, for that reason.

another failure

*farts in your face*

>>16766674
They relatively cheap to build. If they think it is important to put one in a museum, they can cobble one together from spare parts. The idea is that they'll become a mass manufactured item, like a toaster.

>>16766674
no the ship aka the orbiter blew up because it literally can't survive a water landing

Haha look at him go

>>16766660
it works. not sure about reusing it, but it works!

>>16767237
expendable tape. not a problem

> flaps burned again
it genuinely feel like shielding these fucking flaps is not possible

they'll have to change those fins into some tough titanium alloy, they can't keep melting on every flight, good thing is that they are at the bottom so can't affect the centre of mass much, they could also control the orientation of the vehicle

it's time for obscure cryptic shitposting. the dagger of the pharoah

>>16766674
>>16766727
>>16766878
>>16767362
You are never ever leaving this enclosed plane alive you retarded golems. CGI is all you get in this life, which is more than you deserve anyway.

>>16767362
what do you mean? it's clearly ready already. Just get in there and lets go to MARS!!!!!

>>16766868
success hurts

30TH BOOSTER FLIGHT TODAY

>>16767746
400th landing happened
30th booster flight
Flight 10 happened