>>16775576 (OP)
My intuition tells me that black holes collapse faster than the speed of light. But what we perceive as the collapse of a black hole is actually the expansion of another universe, going kind of orthogonally to our universe.
We expand because everything around us is chasing our own singularity, which collapses ever faster. So what we perceive as an increasing distance between matter is in truth a direct reflection of our singularity becoming ever smaller.
Black holes manage to get out of that chase by collapsing themselves, effectively leaving the pull of our singularity. Note that the further our singularity collapses, the easier it becomes for any mass to become a black hole. It's relative to the size/expansion(collapse) of our universe. So even smallest pieces of matter would eventually turn into black holes because their tiny spacetime curvature is all thats required for leaving the grip of such a small (therefore distant) singularity.
Also note that the collapse speed is unburdened by any constant speed of light limitation, since 'distance' itself defined inside the black hole / new universe by the collapse itself. Meaning that the speed of light is, when looked at across this distance, getting slower and slower.
This in turn would explain why our universe is bigger in lightyears than its age in years. Because as of right now light DOES take this long to reach that observable edge of our universe. It didn't back then.
Dont know shit about physics but it kinda feels right.