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Anonymous No.16777468 >>16777483 >>16777545 >>16777599 >>16777638 >>16777840 >>16778020 >>16778086 >>16779526
why would an ayy lmao travel from the depths of space just to probe us ?
Anonymous No.16777483
>>16777468 (OP)
bored by lack of new info?
Anonymous No.16777495 >>16777505
Maybe we are the first sign of alien life they've found and just want to know more?
Anonymous No.16777505 >>16777989 >>16778549
>>16777495
Yeah maybe theres only one life per galaxy
Anonymous No.16777545
>>16777468 (OP)
I once met an anthropologist who was writing her doctorate on teeth she'd taken from a tomb in Portugal.

I know another researcher who studies the fungi that grow into ants and cause them to climb high into trees just to die at the top so they can spread spores.

I met a marine biologist who did nothing but studied Orcas. She followed them around on boats and swam with them to decode their societies.

People study all sorts of weird shit. To be honest I kinda believe the MIB side story that there are ayyes masked as humans just chilling on earth because were amusing as fuck to watch up close.

If any of you ayy fuckers are reading this: I do not consent to the free distribution of any recordings of me without compensation. NO FREE SHOWS.
Anonymous No.16777599 >>16778252
>>16777468 (OP)
Interesting question. My theory is that as any society progresses it becomes more interested in having anal sex.
Anal sex was not unheard of in the old days, but it was rare. It was also usually condemned or at the very least frowned upon.
But as a society advances it usually becomes more wealthy, with higher standards of living and higher standards of education. This in turn results in a higher tolerance given to social dissent, human rights, and liberal values.
The net result is to confer legal protection to sexual deviants, advance feminism, and to neuter conservative forms of social control.
Consequently the incidence of sodomy increases at the same time as men become fed up with bitches who over value their own worth. Fucking an anus becomes the better option for many men.
Now extrapolating that trend into the future it is not unrealistic to assume that space faring civilizations may have become solely preoccupied with anal sex. A technologically advanced species may give over all reproductive duties to robot waifus, or they may simply have achieved a form of immortality where reproduction is no longer a priority. It makes sense then that some aliens may embark on interstellar journeys for the purpose of engaging in anal sex with novel species unlike their own.
Furthermore species in transient to sexual activity based upon sodomy, such as our own, will very likely welcome the prospect of wriggling, writhing, self lubricating, alien tentacles being forcefully thrust up our anal passages. Like this:
"Oh! Oh! OMG! AYYY! LMAO! HARDER! OH BABY OCTOPUS ! OHHHHHH! OHHHHHHHH!"
Porn producers the world over would certainly welcome the opportunity to make and distribute such material.
But personally I welcome the idea of having my anus sewn shut and pooing out liquid feces through my dick instead.
Anyway I hope this helps you understand.
Anonymous No.16777600
Anonymous No.16777638 >>16777872
>>16777468 (OP)
It's not an alien spaceship. Stop listening to that retarded scientist who just wants to make headlines
Anonymous No.16777840
>>16777468 (OP)
With a population of a quadrillion all but the most niche perverts would outnumber our current population
Anonymous No.16777872
>>16777638
OP never said it was.
I really never understood you midwits' obsession with gatekeeping.
Anonymous No.16777989 >>16778100
>>16777505
that is something that could be true, eventually
Anonymous No.16778020
>>16777468 (OP)
It's a fetish. Don't gotta explain shit.
Anonymous No.16778086 >>16778097
>>16777468 (OP)
They're the exiles of their home civilization. The alien-equivalent of freaky ass zoophiles that wanna find other races and fuck em. Dont get on the space ship bros.
Anonymous No.16778097
>>16778086
>They're the exiles of their home civilization
that doesn't make sense, they'd be the opposite of that, fugitives. no power worth its salt would allow anyone self-sufficient escape their control. that's just not something that ever happens, for any reason.
Anonymous No.16778100 >>16779515
>>16777989
It makes sense I mean every planet in our solar system is different so id imagine every other system works the same. 2 earth's wouldn't make sense
Anonymous No.16778252 >>16778548 >>16779271
>>16777599
Plenty of Earth animals don't have penises or vaginas and reproduce in other ways.
Therefore, logically, some % of aliens would not have them either and would not be driven to penetrate each other
Anonymous No.16778548
>>16778252
Yes, those ones visit other worlds where the occupants do weird shit like shooting love darts into each other or fusing with their mate to become a parasitic appendage.
Anonymous No.16778549
>>16777505
>first contract between civilizations is always Kardashev 3s meeting
Lol, that is some next level MAD shit.
Anonymous No.16779271
>>16778252
It bothers me when people like you try to front being smart; make a claim, and never substantiate that claim in any way.

You're so retarded it's unreal.

For clarity:
Intelligent person: There are examples of this like, example a, example b, example c, therefore my statement is supported.

Retard:
Makes a claim, asserts it to be true, uses it as the primes of an argument.

Kill yourself.
Anonymous No.16779515
>>16778100
it wasn't about that. there's no proof more than one individuals make it out in the universe. doesn't matter what primitive humans think, or what sci-fi has be written, or what anyone thinks makes sense, now.
deeper scientific breakthroughs coupled with deeper understanding of what each individual represents could make it so they all converge into a single individual. no need for stellar scale energy gathering or such nonsense, that's just primitive human egoistical brain insanity, extrapolating bullshit. there's zero reasons for that to actually happen. it's lack of awareness of the human game, what is based on, what humans actually are, how to human game plays out overall. there's a lot of mistakes that are made, albeit intuitive ones, that reach the whole kardashev scales stupidity. it's pure brainrot, based on some imaginary value individuals would have in a very scientifically advanced future.
at this point it's safe to say most humans are pretty much fucking clueless with no idea of what is coming
Anonymous No.16779526
>>16777468 (OP)
what if they sent millions of probes just to map out space and we happened to be in the way