Science ain't nothin' but a bunch of made-up hooey, I reckon. Them smart folks in their white coats, they jus' tryin' ta control our minds with all them big words. They say the world's round, but I know it's flat as a pancake. They got us all believin' in atoms and molecules, but I say it's all just smoke and mirrors. They jus' wanna keep us dumb folks in line, that's all. I ain't fallin' for it, no sirree.