Thread 16811688

You have been selected to write a message to aliens, it can't be longer than a 4chan post and you are not allowed to use pictures or emojis, only text. What would you send that they could understand? You only know they are aliens of the Milky Way. Picture unrelated.

We are being held against our will and forced to work against our own interests under duress. Please send he

>>16811688 (OP)
If you are reading this message you will forget that you are gay

We can dance if we want to
We can leave your friends behind
'Cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance
Well, they're no friends of mine

Say, we can go where we want to
A place where they will never find
And we can act like we come from out of this world
Leave the real one far behind

We need help against the kikes

>>16811719
you outnumber them 100 to 1, and they are mostly unarmed. You sure you need the help?

>>16811746
We have much to teach you about shame and guilt warfare. Have you ever heard of the Bajorans?

>>16811746
Their control over the world economy is probably 100:1 in gold, so they can buy anyone they need to get anything they want. It doesn't matter how small your group is when you have that kind of economic dominance, you're in charge.

>>16811762
>Their control over the world economy i
Is this control making them bulletproof?

>>16811762
You know you can simply take their gold, outnumbering them 100 to 1, no?

>>16811765
>>16811766
Yeah dude, we can just take whats theirs even when they have standing armies employed to protect their shit. For a board of supposed intellectuals, you people are dogshit fucking dumb; /x/ tier understanding of the ways of the world.

Fuck off, space niggers.

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>>16811798
Do you think they can decrypt English text and understand it?

>>16811800
All the lizard people understand the word "kikes"

>>16811800
If they have the technology to access "the akashik record" or whatever you would call the universal energetic imprint, then yes, they would have access to all physical information.

>>16811796
>, we can just take whats theirs even when they have standing armies
You know these standing armies are basically goyim? Theres no helping you when you are oppressing yourself

>>16811796
>; /x/ tier understanding of the ways of the world.
The ways of the world are that you are a pussy ass coward afraid of an enemy outnumbered 100 to 1.

>>16811820
Fuck you man, if they didnt systematically opress the family structure to the point of failure on an international scale which led to the collapse and cultural segregation of the community then maybe we could do it, but my parent's parent's had no reference for that kind of war so didn't even recognize the battle.
>>16811822
I know you putasomadre, you're the resident spic. I can tell by your typing style. Get the fuck off the internet you stinking retarded motherfucker, you make us look like shitty jeet tier faggots.

>>16811800
If an ayylien can't understand the Safety Dance without the aid of a xenophone, then they are most certainly not friends of mine

>>16811688 (OP)
"Please no eat the babies. Kthxby. -- Earth"

>>16811688 (OP)
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>>16811688 (OP)
Aliens are gay. Also please send help earth is a fucking dumpster fire.

>>16812171
"Dumpster Fire: Earth" is our favorite show. Please do not ever change.
-- L'Aliens

>>16812111
The aliens have responded. They sent us the following image:

>>16811688 (OP)
Everyone here is retarded but there's a lot of potential and very low risk if you invest some time and effort into making us better. We're a very undervalued asset that you could flip quite well.

tl;dr please be patient we have autism

>>16811688 (OP)
There are too many unknowns to reliably transfer any meaning. Other than the obvious language/iconography barrier we don't even know if they can see or hear and on what wavelengths. Or how do their computers work on various levels.

If they are somehow creatures like us that use computers somewhat like ours, a possible idea is to train a neural network to be a guide on humanity and let them figure out how to train their language in additionally, as the "layer" of meanings is possibly not too different even if language structure is all wrong. There may be some things it'll hallucinate about but they will get the gist (and have some quality erotic roleplaying time in process).

Sending aliens a massage?!

Rei Ayanami > Shitsuka Pooryu

>>16811688 (OP)
Hey, where the alien women at?

Visitatores spatii salvete, lingua Latina universalis est.

>>16813152
a measage actually. Like a meagre message, a message that is short. So it is decreed.

SAY IT WITH ME:

>ALL *clap* ALIENS *clap* MUST *clap* PAY *clap* REPARATIONS *clap* TO HUMANITY *clap clap clap*

>>16811688 (OP)
Status: Class M planet
Life: non-sentient flora and fauna
Recommendation: Bomb