Thread 16823428

Is it aliens, why are you guys not talking about this? I wanna see a fucking alien, I want to fuck one too, why the fuck nothing ever happens?

and where did these "close up" photos come from, tards?

>>16823428 (OP)
and coincidentally after AI, there's gonna be "proof" of aliens everywhere
must be because the aliens know we have AI now, so they can be more careless and say "it was just AI bro" when they get caught

>>16823553
James Webb Space Telescope

>>16823557
is that the famous Japanese telescope?

>>16823570
Wireless Internet, moron.

>>16823428 (OP)
Looks fake AF

bullshit it looks like this

>>16823557
that's not a Webb image

If its aliens theres nothing we can do, if its not who cares then

>>16823718
all space nerd shit in a nutshell

>>16823428 (OP)
I recognize a chorizo when I see one.

>>16823616
I think I see a merchant.

>>16823718
>If its aliens theres nothing we can do
depends
if its some old voyager tier probe aliens lost contact to we could get information from it without getting raped immediately

>>16823717
>not an image
It's a video. Duh?

Yeah. This planet is about due for another mass extinction. Perihelion on October 29. See if it begins it's Oberth Manoeuver to intercept earth. Closest approach to earth is December 25th. Course is 5° from the plane of the Solar System. Cometary tail pointing toward the sun. Outgassing Nickel w/o much iron. Outgassing Carbon Monoxide w/o much H20. Negative polarization.
Lot of strange coincidences.

took this with my phone now from mars

>>16824440
looks different on my 8mm space camera

3I ATLAS IS CAUSING PARTICLE PHYSICS TO MISAPPROPRIATE FUNDING

How does anyone fall for this lol. Its beyond the fucking sun right now, and that looks like a life feed tracking it at a super high resolution.

>>16823428 (OP)
this kinda looks like footage of deep sea biolumi creature

unrelated but Atlas came in from the exact direction that New Horizons is travelling from which is an interesting coincidence

>>16824612
Look at this

What's the explanation for the pulsating lights?

>>16823428 (OP)
"""Aliens""" use blinking lights just like airplanes on Earth.........sigh.

>>16825327
Plasma, it's always plasma

>>16823616
Goy, I....

anyone has that pasta about the post-alien contact world, the one where many nukes go off in Texas? Where humans are liquified, stored in a pool yet remain alive?

>>16824344
Will I get a prize for surviving the 10,000th apocalypse in my lifetime or it will be just like the last rapture?

>>16823428 (OP)
I want to meet other interplanetary species and have sex with their wives.

Zorgop knows all.

>>16825502
Right then, so it's all bs.

>>16823428 (OP)
Unironically, there will never be aliens.

>>16825647
Have you thanked ICE for that?

>>16823557
Jewish wank shart testicope

>>16823570
You are thinking James Weeb Space Telescope. Totally different one.

>>16823428 (OP)
are you, in good faith, really posting twitter screenshots from some rando?

>>16825645
Always was

>>16825603
you mean the one where anon describes his (or his close relatives I cant remember) dreams?
remember it but dont have it
>>16825637
they are all wives
but they all have cocks

>>16823428 (OP)
So there are claims that nasa has a shitload of pictures that they arent releasing and are using the goverment shutdown as a excuse.
It's shit like this that creates conspiracy theories.

I'm ok with the idea of aliens existing and having created the earth. Death doesnt scare me much, as i only have some decades left of a not very good life. Death is only bad in a wrong social context and if it hurts too much.

>>16823428 (OP)
If we have been raised on lies from the start then it is most likely more lies.

>>16825629
Raptures are like the center of a bingo they don't count anon.

>>16825637
here's your alien gf bro

Guys, they literally named it fucking El of course they are being weird about it. It's fucking cult bullshit, probably some dumb shit about the new cosmic squid thing that I see occasionally pop up this year. Literally watch out for anything that looks like it spells El or the letter L. It's gonna be more prominent in the future. I am fucking serious. The letter N too.

>>16826369
Nah they'll look like this
Can't wait to board 3I/ATLAS and visit the harem bar

>>16823428 (OP)
Robert Recorde invented the equal sign.

>>16826546
>alien women will be blue humans with tails growing out of their left buttcheek

>>16826552
Peak alien females

>>16825637
Neuralviz is so friggin good. Just proves AI will be putting every movie studio out of bidness soon.

>>1682654
What if her alien vagina contained special acids that burned your penis skin but also made you ejaculate repeatedly until all the semen was extracted from you? So like a full minute long orgasm. Scientifically, would it be worth it to try once?

>>16823428 (OP)
this is an idea, that is preparing mankind for open contact. what you focus on is what expands