Thread 16825107

Why hasn't some nerd making this a reality?

>>16825107 (OP)
It would be easier to do pic, with 100% death probability.

>>16825216
Death is preferable to world in which people don't shit roses.

>>16825251
>shit roses
??

>>16825384
Compounds in on the left are what make shit smell bad. Compounds on the right are what make roses smell good. Could a nerd use crispr to make bacteria that make shit smell like roses? It would be a social good.

>>16825966
Just wipe your ass bud

>>16825992
or do the sensitive thing and make shit smell good?

>>16825107 (OP)
why the fuck would you use crispr for that, that's like using a pair of tweezers to wax

>>16825998
No. We need to socially ostracize people who don't properly wipe their ass.

>>16826000
Do you mean that the microbiome could be altered to stop producing skatole etc. by a better way?

>>16826002
That's the idea. The patent would be worth trillions.

>>16826068
Wipe your ass properly bud

>>16825966
We perceive the scents in shit as bad because it makes us avoid shit, which we should. There's no benefit to making shit smell like something good but lots of downsides to people developing an affinity for shit.
>>16826001
It's probably not really about that. OP likely is some sort of sexual degenerate who wants to normalize his anal focused sex activities.

>>16826076
>but lots of downsides to people developing an affinity for shit.
This. We have already performed a similar experiment, it created india.

>>16826071
lmao

>>16826076
>affinity
It doesn't have to smell good, just not bad, like household cleaning products and toilet bricks.

>>16826164
if you just flush it instead of shitting on the side of the road it doesn't smell at all

>>16826164
Or you could stop being a sex pervert.

>>16826216
smells while shitting. you have to wait after someone else uses the toilet, etc. it would sanitize farts too.
>>16826217
?

>>16825992
/thread

>>16825966
>It would be a social good.
No, it would be social bad because now you would be making people attracted to things that will make you sick instead of being disgusted enough by them to avoid them.

I suspect someone will invent "blue goo" crispr.
Airborn Crispr viruses that cure illnesses instead of causing them.

>>16828504
We avoid pine scented toilet cleaners, etc.

>>16825966
It's better to just have a functioning sewer system and a populace that's educated on basic hygeine. Sorry India.

>>16825107 (OP)
skatole's fairly inoffensive and sulfide could probably be absorbed by some sort of mercury salt tonic

None of those structures are accurate lol t. chemist

>>16828770
Airborne CRISPR viruses that increase susceptibility to adverts.

>>16828770
There are far, far more ways to fuck up something even more than to fix it.