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Anonymous No.16839978 [Report] >>16840175 >>16840179 >>16840581
/med/ - Medicine General
Don't give out advice, don't reply to the schizofag... unless you're bored.
Anonymous No.16840175 [Report] >>16840179
>>16839978 (OP)
Why do I when going to how one where and who?. And
Anonymous No.16840179 [Report] >>16840353 >>16840426
>>16839978 (OP)
>>16840175
Ded thred is ded. Post schizo anti-aging supplements. Acai berries induce GSTA4!
Anonymous No.16840353 [Report]
>>16840179
Blood of the unborn and infants
Anonymous No.16840426 [Report]
>>16840179
Just do a fuck ton of creatine.
Anonymous No.16840449 [Report] >>16841084
Do nipples regrow if you accidentally cut them off?
Anonymous No.16840581 [Report] >>16840591 >>16840740
>>16839978 (OP)
In the last thread or the one before that I posted how I failed my first anatomy practical.
i figured it out bros and I aced the last one.
Anonymous No.16840591 [Report] >>16840740 >>16841088 >>16841325 >>16841674
>>16840581
How the fuq do you not pass A&P? It's just fucking memorization. You should've known all that before you even got there, no really. It's like knowing the basic parts of a car before you go to tech school.

This does NOT bode well for your future academic endeavors. TRY HARDER!
Anonymous No.16840740 [Report] >>16841099
>>16840591
> It's like knowing the basic parts of a car before you go to tech school.
Maybe in your Caribbean school for retards who want to wear a white coat. For the rest of the world is still hard to memorize AND LEARN a huge amount of information, especially considering that anatomy is still taught like ass.
Then again, you pajeets are only good for rote learning like the low IQ automatons you are.
>>16840581
Good work faggot
Anonymous No.16840816 [Report] >>16841005 >>16841061
Tell me about conditions that look identical to discoid lupus erythematosus, except they get BETTER from sun exposure instead of just steroids and retinoids.
>inb4 Darrier's
Anonymous No.16841005 [Report]
>>16840816
Psoriasis maybe? Vitamin D is used in treatment after all
Anonymous No.16841061 [Report]
>>16840816
Occult hairyitis nippleosis purpura of the anus glands.
Anonymous No.16841067 [Report] >>16841073 >>16841173
Currently burnt out as fuck and I don't want to study right now, bros.
Anonymous No.16841073 [Report]
>>16841067
I recently took an exam and I usually go all out before exams so I'm tired as fuck.
Anonymous No.16841084 [Report] >>16841462
>>16840449
no
unless your dad sucks your chest at night to make two gigantic hickies where your nipples should be
Anonymous No.16841088 [Report] >>16841101 >>16841106
>>16840591
I failed A&P twice, sighh I was filtered throughly
Anonymous No.16841099 [Report] >>16841325 >>16841343
>>16840740
Wannabe nurses take it at Community College in the US, ffs. I'm not kidding, you should have most of those terms memorized already, simply out of interest. Again, the mechanic analogy holds true.

I mean it, Anon. If you're really going to do this, you need to WANT to do it, not dread it. You're going to be using these terms every minute of everyday for the rest of your career, just like every other Med Fag for the past 2500 years. Embrace it. Respect it. Know it.

Nothing will make you look dumber, faster than flubbing the naming, pronunciation and spelling of anatomy. Doing so is the perfect "teachable moment"(i.e. humiliation ritual) your attendings and professors will love to make you endure, as well. Imagine getting corrected in the middle of Rounds in front of you Boss, Colleagues, the Patient and Jesus Christ Himself.......not a good look, really ;)
Anonymous No.16841101 [Report]
>>16841088
Then it did its job. That's not a bad thing, but you have to genuinely enjoy learning and using tens of thousands of new terms and structures within the first 1-2 years, and it only grows from there. If you're not already learning those things on your own, just because you find it "fun" and "interesting", then it's best to get out now.

No worries, there are a zillion other things you can do that make way more money and are way less hassle than medicine.
Anonymous No.16841106 [Report] >>16841325
>>16841088
If it makes you feel better, I took O. Chem II over a 6 week Summer course and we started with about 300 kids, and ended with less than 30, so you're hardly alone.

They call them "weed out classes" for a reason. I'd say a good 70% of the "point" of them is to try to break you with the sheer volume of work required to keep up.

It's not "hard", per se, but it's "like drinking from a fire hydrant" for a decade. You have to be able to handle large amounts of detailed info, not be a "genius" that reinvents the wheel every week.

On the contrary, you want to do the same procedure the EXACT same way EVERY SINGLE time until you cannot get it wrong, even when they wake you up at 3am, after having already worked for the previous 48 hrs. straight, which will also happen.

Eventually, it become automatic and you can just use Medspeak like a robot in your sleep, but only if you use it all day everyday.

Embrace the Suck!

The cool part is that once you know the basic lingo, you can understand 80% of every case you hear about. It's actually really cool and you see how and why things are called what they are.

Well worth the investment of time and effort. Plus, it makes you at least look smart and chicks dig it too.
Anonymous No.16841173 [Report]
>>16841067
then dont study.
Anonymous No.16841325 [Report] >>16841464
>>16840591
>>16841099
>>16841106
Fuck off shit-for-brains kike
Anonymous No.16841343 [Report]
>>16841099
The only thing that makes you in any way similar to a real doctor is using that limp wristed, pseudo intellectual tone with reddit spacing. Have a (you) and inject yourself a lethal dose of morphine. Preferably in the ventrogluteal region, inferior to the tubercle of the iliac crest so when you're done you can shove the needle up your ass.
Anonymous No.16841462 [Report]
>>16841084
Why? They're important for my girl
Anonymous No.16841464 [Report]
>>16841325
Unc looks like a foreskin looting goblin fr
Anonymous No.16841674 [Report] >>16841680
>>16840591
I did have most of it memorized before I even got to medical school jackass, mind you the practicals are on real cadavers not nice cartoon drawings and 3D images like in undergrad and for nurses and for medschools without a cadaver lab probably like wherever you go to. you are lying if you're to say pic related is easy on your first try. But it's easy for me now because i figured out how to study it.
Anonymous No.16841680 [Report]
>>16841674
True Ortho bro levels of hubris and retardation
Anonymous No.16842246 [Report]
>donate body to science
>women and niggers will touch my body
no thanks.