Thread 16840782

Escapade - edition

previous >>16837796

>never tell me the odds
they're not good

She flaps

https://x.com/blueorigin/status/1987248670392172939
>The path to New Glenn booster recovery

every country in the world including dead shitholes like somalia and north korea allow space launches during the day, EVERYONE SINGLE ONE EXCEPT THE USA

https://spaceflightnow.com/launch-schedule/
https://nextspaceflight.com/launches/

>>16840793
Mr. Orange tear down this wall.

not spaceflight related

https://x.com/blueorigin/status/1987265184830792011
>Our second New Glenn launch may be visible to those in the regions below, depending on weather conditions. Here’s when and where to look to the skies!

it won't land
relight issue I bet

>>16840786
>attracts sufficient amount of solar light
>attracts
by what mechanism

>>16840812
Magnets, idiot

Looks like a wild ride

>>16840786
Flaps you say?

Hey Hey! What's going on?"

https://arstechnica.com/space/2025/11/blue-origin-will-move-heaven-and-earth-to-help-nasa-reach-the-moon-faster-ceo-says/

>“We just want to help the US get to the Moon,” said Dave Limp, CEO of the space company founded by Jeff Bezos. “If NASA wants to go quicker, we would move heaven and Earth, pun intended, to try to get to the Moon sooner. And I think we have some good ideas.”

>>16840839
>pun intended XD
What is the pun here?

>>16840839
okay jeff, how about actually launching more than once a year

Boof origin is not a serious company

>>16840836
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NXnxTNIWkc

GRADATIM

>>16840845
Step by step slowly

It really was Aliums. The mean bitey type of Aliums.

>>16840724
>you can't spread your genes by jerking off in or on aliens
Have you tried?

>>16840854
What does this even mean? Is the complaint here that NASA/principal investigators have "first dibs" on data? Idgi

>>16840861
He thinks they're hiding evidence that 3I is an alien ship

>>16840872
could have sworn I saw this posted earlier in the thread with an alternate ending

>>16840872
the Pepsi of spaceflight

>>16840872
>>16840873
Probably just a hallucination

>>16840812
big booty

>>16840872
What do they use to actually lift it? It can't just be those 2 small hydraulics near the base

>>16840872
the phallic imagery of jeff proving he can finally getting it up is not lost on me

>>16840885
anon... the footage is reversed

>>16840885
It is just those 2 hydraulics.
https://youtu.be/Hu8SlfmpKM4?t=1144

>>16840872
b-but I thought Elon had told us that he can't get it up?

Why is this bluewalker 3 satellite so damn bright. Apparently it’s just a shitsat with a huge reflective array and the company gave zero shits to mitigate light pollution on it lol

>>16840909
and nobody gives a shit because its not musk, lol

>>16840842
that would unironically put them ahead of SLS

>>16840891
he wasn't talking about the rocket...

>>16840785
Aaackkk!

Is CSS schizophrenic? He keeps.referring to himself as we or us

A Broader Look at Dynamic Space Operations: Creating Multi-Dimensional Dilemmas for Adversaries:

https://www.mitchellaerospacepower.org/app/uploads/2025/11/DSO-FINAL.pdf

>>16840872
Okay -- that's cool in a Nike missile getting ready to shoot down Soviet bombers kind of way.

keep me posted

>>16840928
I knew somebody in USSF would eventually propose an astronaut corps

Let's see them justify military spaceflight again, I need a laugh

>>16840956
ded

>>16840797
Why isn't this appearing on their app?

>>16840793
NUUN or EKKE elon this month?

>>16840970
photo left on the launch pad, joke ruined

where is this anon now?

>>16840219
>>16840224
Japanese uses hiragana (ひらがな), katakana (カタカナ), and kanji (漢字). Kanji literally means "chinese character" if you look at the characters that are used when writing it. The Japanese adopted the Chinese writing system over a thousand years ago (before that they didn't really have anything) and they also took some of the readings. Kanji can have multiple readings depending on the word. There's onyomi (the chinese-derived reading), and kunyomi (the japanese reading). Some words are made up of only kanji (like 皆既日食; solar eclipse) and some are a mix of kanji and kana (遊ぶ; the verb "to play"). Katakana is often used as emphasis (like how we use bold/italics) and also for loan-words (ロケット; rocket). The kanji that Japan uses are the traditional Chinese versions, while China has mostly migrated to a simplified system that's easier to write because there's fewer strokes. The Chinese and Japanese kanji are like 90% similar but they are slightly different because I think even traditional Chinese kanji have been updated after Japan adopted the system. So depending on the font your computer is using it may show the Chinese versions of kanji even if what you're reading is Japanese. See pic related.

>>16841000
Your image only shows traditional Chinese and Japanese kanji. This one shows all three of them, from top to bottom: traditional Chinese, Japanese kanji, and simplified Chinese.

>>16841004
>simplified
>still ridiculously complex
26 letters most are 3 or less strokes

>According to well-established protocols, if the damage to Shenzhou-20 cannot be repaired aboard Tiangong, Shenzhou-21 will be used to transport the previous crew back to Earth.
>In the event both vessels are damaged beyond repair, a backup Shenzhou spacecraft would be sent from the Jiuquan Satellite Launch Centre in northwest China.
>A backup Long March-2F rocket and Shenzhou spacecraft are always on standby at the launch centre in the event of an in-orbit emergency.
https://www.reuters.com/business/media-telecom/chinas-shenzhou-20-return-mission-delayed-due-space-debris-impact-2025-11-05/

finally some clarity on the issue instead of endless wild speculation

>>16841036
Having an always-on-standby rescue rocket / vehicle is good

>>16841036
>A backup Long March-2F rocket and Shenzhou spacecraft are always on standby at the launch centre in the event of an in-orbit emergency.
Credit where credit is due, this is something NASA and all future space station operators should follow.

>>16841042
Yeah, it took NASA nine months to rescue astronauts after Starliner failure

https://x.com/Cosmic_Penguin/status/1987370464465858584
>And this time around there's no confusion - it's launch success for CAS Space as this Kinetica-1 launched a pair of CASIC built VLEO Earth observation satellites mentioned above, named Chutian-2-01 & 02, in crystal clear weather at Jiuquan SLC at 03:32 UTC:

>>16841039
NASA never has lol

What is Jared's plan for the moon? I genuinely have no idea what's going on anymore

>>16841100
there’s never been a solid plan in the first place and there won’t be once he’s in office

If New Glenn slips tomorrow then they aren’t cleared to launch for their backup days lol

>>16841100
jared wont be involved with it. artemis 3 will barely be a thing by the time he is out of office.

Mueller and da nigga

>>16840793
gives more time for Wakandas space program to catch up

>>16841111
Maybe. Most of the time the NASA administrator is because there was a party switch in the White House and the new administration wants its own friends to head the major agencies, but there's no law saying that NASA admins need to leave. Dan Goldin was appointed by George HW Bush, and he stayed at NASA all through the Clinton years. Apparently Isaacman's got a much more stable and positive relationship with Vance, which could conceivably keep him running NASA until 2032.

>>16841120
why's he have his hand on mueller's ass?

>>16841128
Risky business

>>16841128
I can't tell you WHY his hand is on his ass, I can only predict the next assgrab, and the one after that. The reliable certainty of prediction is enough for me without worrying about the "whys".

https://x.com/dsshhh112/status/1987408364520022420
>At 05:01 Beijing Time on November 9, 2025, China successfully launched the Shiyan-32 01, 02, and 03 satellites using a Long March-11H from the Haiyang sea-based launch platform.

>>16840885
>he doesn't know the relentless infinite power of hydraulics

>>16841000
>>16841004
For me, it's oracle bone script

today is the day

>>16841151
Maybe may it be

>>16841156
based

1 bong to a starlink launch. wow.

>>16841174
fuck off slopper

>>16841146
>Moonrunes space flight
>sea launch
>literally no pictures
Every time

>>16841156
What a strange headline

>>16841039
>>16841049
I thought the ISS had a backup to bring them back but they didn't because in the case of a real emergency there would be no backup launch anymore. Mandela effect?

>>16841200
IIRC they always stagger the crews so that they are able to work a ride home in case their spacecraft fails (see Starliner), but they never had a backup launch ready to go.

>>16841190
Imagine showing it to someone in 2022

>>16841128
Tom asked him to

>>16840972
nuun looks like a deus ex character

>>16841128
He wanted to feel for himself why Mueller is an expert in thrust.

The Demonrats are going to absolutely outlaw spaceflight after they take office in 2028. Elon is fucked royal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VluEllUrseE

I've been thinking, can Starships have sensor array suit to detect chrono mass ejections in advance and warn crews to shield themselves? Maybe with an AI to analyze or simple statistical analysis.

>>16840956
It didn't hit those taikonauts right?

>>16841254
No
Space weather is getting some new missions though like punch

Anyone keen on a Jitsi launch stream for Escapade?

>>16841268
its getting scrubbed

>>16841122
>Body made of 55gal drums welded together
Kickass

>>16841294
me on the left

>>16841254
Isn't this completely solved by now?
As in visible(whatever spectrum) detection about 15 mins before the particles hit

>>16841299
Solved ideas dont make it to everything in the world. Either due to lack of expertise, patents, engineering challenges, awareness, other design or external constraints. But I would think Starships should be equipped with lot of sensor locally and be able to interface with all the sensors to get useful data easily for the crews.

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSoepoVfB7U
space force guys said the video is a good representation of what they do. if you've seen similar videos before then there's not much new for you to see here.

>>16840782 (OP)
i just woke up! i am so excited to watch the new glenn launch 2!!

>>16841294
kino poses, I wish I was a 90s kid

>>16841182
He keeps saying and I wanted to know how feasible it was, given gpus famously produce a lot of heat. Per H200, which uses and produces ~700W it's around 1sqm of radiator and 3 sqm of solar panel, which is only like 1% increase to the size of the V3s

>>16841334
Maybe it's a lot more practical than supposed

>>16841294
This is a lewk

>>16840782 (OP)
do you think we will ever develop massive space habitats a la picrel? why or why not? what are the limiting factors (apart from human will)?

>>16841365
I think it's a maybe, I just don't know where the seed capital comes from to make commodity construction materials cheap enough to justify the construction of megastructures. Elon's hoping orbital datacenters do it, but on the other hand, the AI boom is likely a hyper-inflated bubble that's gonna be lucky not to take out the entire industry when it bursts.

>>16841294
>>16841327
>>16841320
I think wearable tech will never catch on because people who would be the first to wear wearable tech are the clinically unfashionable types who repel pussy no matter what they wear and whatever they wear gets stained by them by association.
Basically virally marketing the whole product category as "only utter dorks would ever wear something like this".
Ferrari and Roll-Royce will actually refuse to sell you a car if they think you would tarnish the brand by owning one and can repossess your car. They understand this.

When first mobile phones came, they were expensive and by necessity marketed to/by rich businessmen.
Owning one of those ugly bricks would signal wealth and importance.
But now electronics are too cheap to produce, techbros are too wealthy and Chinese manufacturers too willing to sell junk to ever create that sort of exclusivity that would override the "it's weird" instant reaction.
Dorks don't care because they are already weird.

Google Glass was a fantastic product that was an abysmal failure because they first handed it out to Silicon Valley programmers and similar types to test out and soon after, any geek could just get one to snap creepshots (or so did most people think of them).
Instead of very gradual adoption from handful of celebrities and billionaires from top down sort of way.

Tesla did this right when they started with Roadster, marketing it to LA Hollywood fuckwits who wanted to virtue signal owning ecological car without having to drive their royal ass in Prius or Leaf, while all their friends get chaufered around in Maybachs and Lincolns and then take their Ferrari for a spin.

>>16841370
asteroid mining will have to be developed before even a modestly sized megastructure(modeststructure?) can be attempted. Yes, it is a meme currently. But so was re-usability until it was accomplished.
Of course, the funding problem remains and there's no solution to it unless someone invents some very convincing investor bait. Has no one tried to show the asteroid composition graphs with a gorrilion tons of gold to investors? Surely the potential profit should get their attention?

>>16841378
>I think wearable tech will never catch on
How about fitness trackers, wristwatches, earphones, etc? They don't count for some reason?

>>16841396
Bluetooth earphones made the jump from dorky accessory to completely normal

>>16841401
So your whole "wearable tech will never catch on" argument is completely fallacious. Maybe rephrase it as "smart glasses will never catch on".

>>16841401
Wrong

Interstellar hohmann transfer around the galactic center.

i have a quest 3. the only reason i dont wear it 24/7 is because of the weight. that shit really is game changing tech, but the weight is insane idk what the companies are thinking. and worse is that its not just a meta issue as all the companies keep making them so heavy.

>>16841391
>a gorrilion tons of gold
Wouldn't be worth that much actually because if you started to flood the market with gold its price would plummet.
What is really potentially worthy is the things you build there, like the habitats themselves.
Initially space tourism could be a thing, with time we could reach the point when we can even create new nations.
It's all very speculative for now of course.

>>16841316
What happens when the ticker changers to classified, does someone have to get up and close the blinds so chang can't watch through the windows?

>>16841200
Turns out NASA effed that up too. The idea was to have enough ships docked at any given time to evacuate everyone. But when Starliner died, there weren't enough flight suits, which are craft specific, to give everyone aboard a seat home.

Oopsie Poopsie!

>>16841420
>all the companies keep making them so heavy
it's cause most of them are wireless, which means big heavy batteries to power everything. Just look at the Bigscreen Beyond vr headset, it's light and sleek but needs a wire and external motion tracking to drive it.

>>16841424
>Wouldn't be worth that much actually because if you started to flood the market with gold its price would plummet.
the point would be to get enough capital from greedy investors to fund the initial jump, not as a proper financing method. The moment you actually tried to bring home space gold, you would receive a very lucrative 9 mike mike retirement offer. In fact, I've been thinking if earth based funds would even be necessary once say, a dozen thousand or so people live in space. At that point it would be reasonable to assume that a new isolated economy could form.
Think about it: on earth, a farmer grows food to feed the worker to perform work which creates value which drives innovation and expansion. Rather than trying to somehow shove space into the mix by coddling wealthy people, why not create a whole new independent system instead? In space, a space farmer grows space food(using recycled human waste and water) to feed the space worker to perform space work... you get the point, trade with earth would obviously be done, but for profit, not survival.
Space tourism is a trap, no matter how "successful" it will keep the money inside the gravity well and could only ever result in more space tourism.

Why do space simulators always make Mars atmosphere the same colour as its regolith when it's quite clearly, from photos taken from orbit, a more whitish, even blueish, colour? Look how much more realistic Mars looks in SE with a simple tint shift on its atmosphere.

>>16841420
>>16841440
are batteries the great filter for tech right now?

where is the nude glenn stream

>>16841454
launch is still like 5h away >>16840797

NSF stream 80min away, BO will probably start it if it doesn't scrub
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R0dQ1nzz1Do

>>16841454
>nude glenn
a man can dream...

>>16841102
>no solid rocket plan
Okay but we have liquid rocket plans

>>16841450
Because nobody knows what it actually looks like to the human eye

>>16841123
>Vance until 2032
So we're that confident
Who are the dems running in 2028?

>>16841466
Then why don't they send cameras there to see?

>>16841451
I don't think a battery pack is a big deal, if you can just wear it on your chest or something. Just have a short wire running down your neck, then it connects to a SICK ASS CYBERPUNK battery vest that gives you like 20 hours of uptime, you won't even notice the weight on your torso. Just don't get shot by a skeezed out chromer while wearing all that lithium

>>16841451
The future of VR is wireless power. Believe it!
https://ieeexplore.ieee.org/document/9222125

>>16841000
https://youtu.be/X4O4GrYD4bE

>>16841150
I've seen /v/ threads about this.

>44min of sslop
get your popcorn ready

>A look at Artemis II plans for going (back) to the Moon, Isaacman NASA admin déjà vu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYn3WI5ur_4

>>16841483
>EGS, Orion, and SLS are still fully taxpayer-funded programs, and are more open than the commercial partnerships that are now favored...but even those programs are becoming more private.

I think i will not.

>>16841489
>hosted by eggless hag and eggless hag
please body order please dont have this as your standard for the next 30 years

you guys ready for today's comedy show?

So are we going to land on the moon in my lifetime yes or no

>>16841505
Do you plan to an hero?
Yes but it's gonna be upside down

>>16841505
No just landing, unless your years are limited you'll see both Mars and Moon permanent bases.

All lies.

This thread always makes me want to play KSP-RO

>>16841182
ok, but when will grok become good?

>>16841514
LLMs are not becoming good ever

>>16841514
>Elon Musk has claimed that a future version, Grok 5, could potentially be the world's first AGI, stating the probability is rising.

AGI in 2026. On Mars.

>>16841514
in like 2 maybe 3

Wow New Glenn on its second launch already have a real payload

Muskettes, its so over

>>16841521
He continues to be delusional. Has not corrected his priors about AI since his wildly retarded FSD predictions.

>>16841505
are you 57+ yo?

>>16841514
Grok 4 is good already (good by LLM standards), but the xitter version is garbage on the same tier with as google search Gemini.

>>16841527
who cares, still an irrelevant rocket in a world where falcon heavy has been a thing for almost a decade.

>>16841505
If by "we" you mean the Chinese, then yes, unless you're about to die in 5 years.

If you mean "we" as in Americans, then no unless you're 5 years old.

>>16841538
I feel so demoralized as a filthy gweilo. Glory to Xi Jinping and the mighty dragon chinese empire.

>>16841537
It's already sending stuff to mars meanwhile starship cant even orbit
KEK

>>16841540
chinese dragons are lame though

No waiting room for the livestream they are so new at this.

>>16841541
it hasn't sent anything to mars yet you fucking liar, stop with your fanfiction.

>>16841541
>sending stuff to mars
>Launch mass: Total: 1,070 kg (2,360 lb)
>Barely getting past C3=0
>still needs an Earth gravity assist in a year to reach TMI

Well, you're not technically wrong

>>16841543
You'd think after running 36 New Shepard streams they'd be better at this, but no

https://x.com/Karl_kave/status/1987548879567622178
>The most important timeline in the entire launch hasn't been released by Blue Origin even until now. I really don't understand what's there to hide about this kind of thing?

https://x.com/BenHsiao0522/status/1987552045612900381
>It seems like it's only sent to the news media.

>>16841529
FSD is real. You've seen it down at Austin. We're building the robotaxis. We have all the software done, ready to be deployed to the fleet..I don't see any full self driving for a Waymo, except that they're going to map out every city and put them together and that becomes self driving. It's not that easy in AI

If those NSF guys were worth their salt they would have a dinghy bobbing around in the ocean trying to capture reentry.

>>16841553
A wayward boat?

puzzle
https://jiggie.fun/kEQoks
https://jiggie.fun/kEQoks
https://jiggie.fun/kEQoks

>>16841550
>robotaxi
>have to have driver in the front
>so it's a regular taxi
>FSD is already safer than humans goy
delightfully counterintuitive

>>16841538
/thread
/all sfg threads

(you) me when the stream goes up Im not watching the fags at nsf

>>16841585
it goes up 45min before the launch window opens so about 1h 37min

>>16841585
ok

>>16841378
>not reading that AI slop post
Women will wear what ever a jew tells them to wear

boring ass launch, nothing else going on?

>>16841595
just wait two more weeks for another starshit RUD then

>>16841457
I'll wait for the /sfg/-approved stream

Improved lunar terrain in KSA

>>16841514
I use grok 4 fast pretty regularly now, its extremely fast and get the job done most of the time effectively

SFN stream starting soon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQaApJw0u7Y

https://x.com/blueorigin/status/1987577029017977094

Rocketlab not mentioned

>>16841616
based blue origin

Wait it's daytime. Why are they allowed to launch?

>>16841622
Not commercial

>>16841622
Why wouldn't they? If the government is shut down, then there's no FAA to tell you otherwise.
If they do tell you otherwise, launch anyway. Fuck 'em.

>>16841622
>>16841625
yeah, goobermint payload

https://x.com/RocketLab/status/1987583322265141492
>Mating the twins to their Evolved Expendable Launch Vehicle Secondary Payload Adapter (ESPA) ring. The ESPA ring is what lets multiple smaller spacecraft share a launch on the same rocket.

>>16841643
nobody likes you faggotlab $RKLB

why are blue origin fags not using metric for their telemetry
not everyone watching is fat cut dick american

>>16841648
bezos is a freak who loves feet

>>16841648
>europoor seethe
Yeah they should keep it exactly as it is.

>>16841651
>ripping off spacex hard hats
peter beck is a tiny tiny man

>>16841643
I love twin mating.

>>16841655
sfg - /Space and Feet General/

>>16841661
solar panel making requires aboriginal land acknowledgement and indigenous ways of knowing

>>16841666
tvac testing except the vacuum chamber is a gay man's asshole and you're the biggest faggot in the southern hemisphere

>>16841585
>you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9WpN-c9VCQ

>less than 1 hour left
tick tock, muskrats...

>>16841682
ty

>>16841685
even so, rest of the world: '1' is somehow funnier than rest of the world: '0'

>>16841688
>Rest of the world combined: 1
it took 10 years for that number to finally change, a historic day for spaceflight for sure. well, if they nail the landing, of course.

>>16841682
Ok, message me when the hold down clamps unlock

My name is Jeff Bezos and I love stupid bimbos so much.

stream is live

Best of luck, Jeff!

>insta muted the stream the second the hags started talking
yup it's BO time

>>16841682
Bald of Jeff to narrate the intro himself.

>>16841692
You're not really Jeff bezid

look man, BONG is my fav roggit but this intro is cringe as fuck.

>>16841693
wrong? clear is not streaming yet

member when BO sued spacex to co-share 39A

LETS LIGHT THIS CANDLE!!! FIRST ROCKET TO ORBIT, BEAT SPACEX DEAD JEFF ELON IS SWEATING LIKE A BITCH

My stupid bimbo wife sucks my cock while the stupid bimbo announcers talk about my huge rocket.

>>16841706
Shut the fuck up retard

>>16841707
HAHAHAH

Rocket Lab not mentioned again lmao

This is the biggest launch of the year, maybe ever

>>16841707
kek, the blue origin fanbase everyone

S E V E R A L

Mission 90%
Landing 25%

god I hate the way burgers talk, especially their middle aged women

>>16841709
Of course not, they are just a contractor.
Nobody cares.

>>16841659
Spacex uses metric

>>16841710
>Feather ahoge
What a dork

If the Cold War had kept it's 45-68 pace we would be in Europa getting breastfed coffee from a robot's tit rn, think about it

>>16841709
Sorry sir, this is a Blue Origin launch. You can't buy stock ;)

>lego escapade model
cute

Crossposting this from Reddit

>>16841719
Grok, animate this

sfg is ALIVE

every time I tab back into the stream there's a different woman in the frame

Wait is Blue Origin finally launching for the first time? Someone link

>>16841722
the left one suck me off the front and the right rim my asshole

wow a parking garage

FH+F9: 532 landings for reference

>>16841728

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9WpN-c9VCQ

>>16841735
>Chillin'

A friendly reminder that ESCAPADE was supposed to launch on a Falcon Heavy as a rideshare with the Psyche probe but because JPL are a bunch of fuckups and the it was delayed so the launch windows no longer lined up.

Remember New Glenn launch 1 when the females were screaming constantly and extremely loud?

>>16841724
Faggot. Off topic. Enjoy vacation.

Hey at least spacex and rocket lab put some whores on stream to make me cum. Even NASA has cute stream sluts, and even a stream chad

>>16841739
i was so sleep deprived at that point I don't really remember much
other than their live videos from the rockets were kind of shit and they didn't show anything about the booster landing attempt

30 BINGS LEFT

>>16841738
Non SpaceX company is fixing SpaceX's fuck ups again.

>>16841724
Elon mentioned

>>16841745
True that

>>16841744
What's the ETA on the ULA sniper?

Looks like a nice weather to go fishing

Why they lost 1st stage last time?

BO should sue the drone ship company if it fails to land

>>16841751
They weren't trying to duh

I'm out having a smoke. (you) me when Clear live

>>16841751
Engine RUD on landing burn startup.

>>16841751
the telemetry suddenly cut off at like 25km up? something like that. I don't think they released any info.

>>16841751
They ain't told us shit.

Unpopular opinion: I like the feather animation.

What's up with this whole "we're united?" shilling?

ROCKET LAB MENTIONED

another minx

>>16841761
There is a reason why they call it Project BLUE Beam.

>>16841765
her pussy must be the driest place on earth

Finally some masculine energy in this show.

delay DELAY DELAY! DELAY!! DELAY!!!

52min

>>16841729
based C/2011 J2 (LINEAR) poster

SCRUB SOON

weather conditions caused the delay

>>16841724
My skepticism of such an almost first person narration is higher than the European Aerospace industry creating a reusable rocket before 2030.

Like, fat chance nigga.

What the FUCK I prepared my snacks and cup of tea for a 19:45 launch FUCK YOU JEFF

>>16841774
60% is kind of shit

>>16841779
Fuck clouds, fly regardless.

>>16841777
based wanker

>>16841777
I hate that we don't have residential 3-phase in the US. Kettles here suck

left is a man

what's pgo?

yep going to bed, g'night sfg

A lot of gym bros in the crowd. Means they have too much free time. Bearish.

They're going to have zero chance landing it without having done multiple suborbital hops with the booster beforehand. You just can't do this the oldspace way.

>>16841788
Gym bros are the peak of the human form and disciplined workers. You are just coping.

>>16841788
Also lots women and non-whites.

>>16841790
thats what new shepard is for supposedly

>>16841790
They'll land it. I believe.

>>16841790
*snap*
I screencapped this so that we can laugh at you later.

>>16841793
Yeah, but it was quite shit at landing accurately even though it could hover for a while.

wow what a starlink mini can do for 400 times the price and size

>>16841791
This, i'm on my rowing machine right now while watching the stream.

>blue origin beating spacex to mars
It's over for Elong

>>16841814
roadster?

>>16841814
You forgot about starman?

>>16841812
>doing cardio

>Blue Origin MTO
OH NOOOO ROCKETLAB BROS WHAT IS THIS????
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>16841814
Remember when Starship was supposed to go orbital in 2019? And then, not only it got delayed, but SLS, New Glenn, Vulcan, Ariane 6 and a myriad of other rockets debuted first? lol

>>16841820
It works for me.

>>16841616
Is there some weird contract bullshit where neither BO or Rocketlab are allowed to mention each other?

>>16841819
THIS is what I call a REAL Mars orbit.

I've had it muted for 30min, can't stand the cackling
is there something interesting that they said?

>>16841745
If JPL was owned by SpaceX we would already have done a Mars sample return.

>>16841828
no

Clear wake up!

>>16841824
Blame the hippies in texas going to war against spaceX to save the beetles.

>>16841821
more than one is a good idea

>>16841831
i's fucking ova

HOLD AGAIN

What's the actual point in this?

they don't recover the fairings? lame

>>16841838
Phyric victory over spaceX.

Why are those females talkin in front of a Rocket that is about to take off?

>>16841825
Good for you, I was mostly shitposting. I hate cardio personally, I'd rather use all my time at the gym doing weightlifting. After all, I walk a lot quite often when running errands or going to work.

lol

Women should really have nothing to do with rocketry.

What exactly is the violation? Rain has cleared.

>>16841838
what kind of question is that

shit's on fire yo

>>16841843
I figured, the time i spend on the couch watching tv, i can spend on a rowing device.
Recently finished a rewatch of the xfiles that way.

>>16841845
don't talk about youmei zhou like that
but these talentless hags need to go

>>16841832
Clear woke up!
https://x.com/clearusui/status/1987611535460745313

Launch your rocket you bald fuck. Just press spacebar, I've done it thousands of times in Kerbal Space program.

weather hold

>>16841845
I liked the hand gestures they made [math]\unicode{x1F970}[/math][math]\unicode{x1F970}[/math]

wait, i just remembered this stream will be gay as fuck since BO has no real time video feed from space. It'll just be boring telemetry

>>16841838
total LEO domination

>>16841856
wait they're not going to have a live feed from the booster? what the fuck?

working at BO must be hell
everything feels so fake

>>16841846
Too much ice buildup on the rocket from the rain. Thrust-to-weight is now <1.

WOW, people here do hate Blue Origin

The way blacks dance really annoys me.

>>16841856
They're testing some viasat thing. Maybe this time they do. I wasn't listening desu

>>16841860
the things we take for granted now....

Do you have your food ready?

>>16841863
of course

>>16841863
Nah it's cool. Jeff turned it around.
They used to be a joke with Bob Smith but he quit amazon, fired those fags and went founder mode and fixed it mostly.

>>16841845
Without Shotwell Spacex would have failed my incel friend

>>16841870
You mean Bezos took charge?

>>16841867
holy zased

>>16841862
Just send a guy up there with a hair dryer to melt the ice.

>>16841870
that remains to be seen
its not as bad as it used to, but is it enough?

>>16841872
Yes. He's full time at Blue Origin now.

>found out two family members work in the space industry
wtf

>>16841870
based
he now spends 3 (THREE)! afternoons a week at BO instead of two. gradatim ferociter.

Hecking based everyday afronaut and NSF has more viewers than the official stream.

>>16841874
reminds me of the hosts

>>16841867
I'm eating some cake that my mom baked. Not for this occasion, but I'm eating it

>>16841879
wait til Clear chan is live

Not a single white guy.

>>16841876
OK but what about Amazon then?

>space diversaity

the future is doomed

#teamspace ;)

EW bro

>>16841886
the chinese don't have this problem
they'll just steal our tech and use it for their 90% han society

>>16841856
Seriously, why even do a stream then?

forgot how gay these streams were lmao

>>16841885
no one cares about second place

>>16841885
100 of that must be us from /sfg/

>>16841893
>all white people
>waving a flag (symbol of supremacy)
kill yourself my friend of negroid affliction.

>>16841895
>all anons from this general can fit in 1 (ONE)! single starship

>>16841898
gradatim ferociter my fellow white

>>16841899
But does Starship have the dv to be shot into the sun?

>>16841899
you haven't seen me, somehow.

thank you for not screenshotting those two whales

Made a flag for British Martian Territory, inspired by the British Antarctic Territory flag. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/British_Antarctic_Territory What do you think?

bong is not launching today

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH

CHILD PANTIES

ToT

>>16841901
>people having fun while doing a good thing for the country
>REEEEEEEEE

into the airlock, you go

>>16841906
vexology fans are worse than bronies

>>16841886
diversity is good

>>16841908
least pedophilic spaceflight fan

LAUNCH the facking rocket ya cunts

there are no flags on mars, only blood and iron

excited to see if spacex's moat remains ^.^

>>16841908
timestamp?

>people still think 3i is a spacecraft
lmao, how? Don’t these idiots realize that if someone can build something that goes that fast they can build platforms that can observe or destroy Earth from much farther away than Atlas currently is?

weather looks GOOD now
GOGOGOGO

Less than an hour left in the launch window? It's over.

>>16841915
Wayward boat downrange.
Behead all boaters?

Why is the timer shaking?

>>16841926
it's nervous

>>16841911
It's spelled 'vexillology', you cunt.

HHAHAHAHAAHAH BOATS

>>16841912
nah

>>16841926
Too much edging
Blue Origin = Blue Balls

>>16841931
it's Apollo desert survival training

>>16841912
At destroying a country, yes, we know.

I wonder if they will mention SpaceX here

>>16841931
>doesn't recognize apollo astronauts
you have to go back. also fuck google for neutering image search.

>>16841870
It’s still gay but Limp is trying. But they still suck ass. Gb2r with your revisionist bullshit

>>16841937
lol

>>16841937
they did mentioned how they were the first to land a booster that had been to space. lol

>>16841935
I know that, you know that, but how does google not?

will they scrub it after half an hour of streaming BO employees doing the wagie dance?

>>16841944
because google has been SHIT since 2018

you ever just watch a woman talk and start thinking like damn I want to put my cock in her mouth

IT IS LITERALLY VERY COOL

The timer isn't shaking anymore.

They have until 20:53 to restart the timer otherwise it's a scrub. What the fuck are they waiting for?

>>16841949
I warmed it up, it's fine.

>>16841947
hagmaxxing I see

>>16841944
they fucked it up. the image search used to be extremely good and now it's not.
oy vey shut it down the goyim can't have good things ever.

>>16841951
Some retard who probably can't speak English is driving a boat in the restricted area

>>16841951
boats and weather, rockets 2 mortal enemies

>>16841951
Do they have special clearance to launch on their alternate days or does this new FAA restriction fuck them over now after today?

>>16841951
>What the fuck are they waiting for?
20:53

>>16841944
yandex it

>>16841958
It's not a commercial launch so they can launch whenever they want

Launch you fuck I'm European and need to go to sleep

what're the odds of a full scrub? 50/50?

Methane rockets are a dead end. LNG is where it’s at! I love Blue Origin!

>>16841962
it is not launching anon, you can feel comfy in bed knowing you won't miss anything

>>16841954
Cougars are the ideal partner for a young man in need of some direction.
Young men are ideal partners for single older women.

t. Guy who was with a martial arts cougar 12 years older than him in his 20's

how are they launching during the day? i thought day time launches were banned?

>>16841960
>>16841955
Bing image search is fine
Doesn't have the ol' magic of 2000-2008 Goog Image, but it's fine.

through this exclusive TV offer you can get 12 fascinating launches on New Glenn for the special price of 19.95! When you call and use your credit card we'll include the elephants issue as a gift plus you'll also get the colorful collection of animal stickers and the tiger poster

>>16841947
No, never. You're weird if you do.

>actual important person who knows what they're talking about other than muh for the benefit of earth
>it's a blue-eyed male

>>16841967
your cougar was in her early 30s? what does that say about me in my early 40s?

Where is Mars mattress anon?

>>16841970
>>16841944
strangely lens gets it

>>16841975
dead, same as spongeanon and bikeanon.

>>16841980

>>16841319

Official stream is alright considering how little experience they have
Redditnaut is insufferable as always
NSF is ok I guess
I don't even like anime but Clear is unironically the easiest to watch and she doesn't have a stream up
Maybe too early in Nipponland

>>16841980
both of those are alive thougheveralbeit

puzzle
https://jiggie.fun/jcLTex
https://jiggie.fun/jcLTex
https://jiggie.fun/jcLTex

>>16841959
kek

>>16841974
No I was late 20's and she was heading into 40
She was a big health nut, a little kooky and new-age, but to a cute and inspiring degree, not to a creepy degree.
She was in better shape than most women 10 years younger. Even started adding a little muscle tone to her abs and arms while we were together because I inspired her to hit the gym more.
Princess-carrying an older woman and having her go all subby, calling her "good girl" was a thrill.
She gave me a little paperback book on "Sexual Kung-Fu"

In the end though I just caused pain because she wanted it to be a full committed relationship. We stayed in touch after and she found someone more appropriate to her age eventually.

>what do you do at 40?
Well if you're entering 40's then you have to be the male-cougar, the "DILF" I guess.
You can sympathetically imagine how an unsure young woman / girl might feel having direction, while reaping those benefits.
And that age diff probably can more likely lead to something long term anyway.

>spring 2028 mission start
It can't go on like this Starship needs to go online NOW

Somewhat off topic but are Sam Altman and Peter Thiel tops or bottoms?

the clock is ticking

T-30

>T-30 mins
BRUH

>>16841874
I should call her.

Scrubbros? This can't be happening!

Clock is on, doomers in shambles
https://meet.jit.si/spehsflightgeneral

I need to wait until t -3 minutes or else I will eat everything before it launch. I am American btw.

>>16841995
for fucksakes, I'm gonna go have a shit and go to bed, I hope the whole thing explodes on the pad

>>16842001
Take a power nap bro
Don't miss out on HISTORY

>>16842001
Why not be unemployed instead? Or pretend to be sick?

>>16842000
you just simply need to buy more snacks so it lasts over the whole 2h launch window + 45min for the pre-launch window stream start

This is now a BLUE BOARD

>>16842000
I already ate a bag of chips, an energy drink, a can of kvass and an assortment of chocolates + tea. Now I have nothing to distract me from experiencing in full glory and awe the scrub that will happen in 25 minutes.
I am european, obviously.

>>16842002
Kek
It really can be better tho
It's all case-by-case.
A cougar is often so grateful to have a younger man. You're like an adonis and she's the worshipper.
The "mommy" posters won't ever get nothin'

How do you talk in the puzzle?

Why should I care about BONG? It looks like a temu Falcon 9

OUR QUEEN IS RISEN

>>16842015
bike?

>NG: Weather is now clear. However, the launch team is looking into an issue with our ground support equipment at the pad

Snake bit.

Go Starship
Go SpaceX

>>16842015
This cruise ship is violating

>>16842024
There has been a ground issue the whole time and they thought no one would ever find out if they got it fixed before the weather cleared.

>>16842028
Sink it like the Lusitania

>NG: Some sprinkles over the Cape, a line of big storms well to the west (no impact before end of window.) There is an intense shower near Rockledge which times out to be near the pad in the next 10-20 minutes.

Dry hail the size of tangerines hit the Cape.

To the Moon IN A SINGLE LAUNCH!

>NG: No more holds allowed in this window.

NASCAR rule

based hullo calling for bombing boat range violators

WE GAAN

>>16842042
hullo gave the go ahead, nuke the ship from orbit

>>16842042
they don't call him MANLEY for nothing

What happened to America being the country of rugged individualism, you're telling me they're scrubbing because of a 1/1000000 chance of damaging a little boat?

>NG: Final polling is being broadcast. - lot's of pending items

Wait -- the Mailman just delivered a sack of letters for Santa!

>>16842050
We're a straw on a camel's back away from civil war

>>16842042
kek based

>>16842050
You could parry by that very same logic
Our Establishment respects the Individual's rights so much that we shudder to kill even one of our precious "fellow Americans"
[Lawsuits]

>>16842052
>civil war
a war needs people to fight it. Trannies and polchuds won't get their ass off the couch for that.

we did it

OH NO

>>16842057
a war needs an alternative power-center
so far the closest thing we have to an "alternative power center" is the MAGAplex retard rally.
Or maybe the Mormons?
I'm ignoring all of the foreign imports to our territory, of course. Plenty of little anti-American statelets running parts of cities separate from the mainstream already.

why sticky a scrub thread?

>>16842065
so we can laugh

FUGG

Eurobros what's our gameplan?

HOLD

>NG: One is a cruise ship heading to Jacksonville, well out to sea, according to Gav Cornwell; not the Carnival ship exiting Port Canaveral.

Multiple cruise ships transiting the launch zone. Total chaos. Mass hysteria!

HOLD

>>16842064
mormons are more feds than literally any other demographic

it's so over

Why is a fucking cruise ship flagrantly violating a notice to mariners JUST after exiting port? Don't they have a digital display in the bridge?

>hold
pfwahAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA
KYS

>>16842066
CHICKEN JOCKEY

why do women always laugh at our cocks, bros?

https://www.marinetraffic.com/en/ais/home/shipid:417464
>enters your range
>nothing personal
>boomers robbing the future again

AHHH MY EEARSSSSSS

>>16842016
If they can get it flying regularly it's basically a bigger, better F9. The first stage is supposedly a lot more more reusable (meaning fewer man hours for refurb before re-flight)

hold deez nutz

wtf was tat earrape
scared my shits

>>16842075
Same turd world bridge crew as the Dali in Baltimore

>And they just dropped another hold, so I expect that's a scrub.
Joever

>>16842062
Spent half the time trying to work out how to shitpost
Maybe it's broken on firefox

>>16842069
Watching americans scrubbing

explosion during detank
keep watching

>>16842085
Depress vent. Scrubbed.

>>16842075
"We are the Ironborn. We do not Sow"

scrubbed https://x.com/SciGuySpace/status/1987629048239964469

TOTAL CRUISESHIP DEATH

lmao

It's already outside the launch window unless they speed up the count. It's not going to happen.

I am going to get some food, hopefully it won't explode, I want to see the explosion live.

IT'S OVER

>>16841907
total vindication
BO will NEVER reuse a rocket
BO will NEVER launch humans into orbit, to the moon, or to mars

timer... gone... :(

>>16842073
I don't see their infiltration of the main power structure as discrediting them.
I see it as just evidence of their success in sticking together and monkey-chaining themselves into positions of influence.
They're still "different" and slightly "other" compared to the normal frat / sorority animal.

>timer removed
pack up your bags gus

>>16842095
I guess shithead cruise ships count as weather now

>>16842097
>Rocket explodes and takes payload with it
lmao, should've gone with spacesex

Ships, the natural enemy of rocket launches.

>rekt by CLOUDS
>rekt by FLORIDA BOOMERS
Bezos deez nuts

>>16840782 (OP)
Space travel is a scam

You cant scrub a landing

>>16842104
you must love jews then

Tomorrow looks alright but windier. Is the onions bucket able to handle it?

>NG: It's over. Countdown has stopped at T-4:33.

"We are sorry that Amazon can not deliver your space probe today. Our space rocket will try again Tuesday."

WAGIES WILL BE PUNISHED SEVERELY BY JEFF TOMORROW AT 8AM SHARP. TICK TOCK WAGIE

uhhh it that flame supposed to to be coming out of there?

Cruise passengers are always the fattest, stupidest, laziest, most decrepit pieces of shit I ever met.
Their boats should be used as an ad hoc landing barge whenever they intrude.

>>16842116
don't worry escapade team got a $1.99 Amazon Prime Video credit

cumulus cloud rule

CUMULUS CLOUD BROS

>>16842120
They run the engines fuel rich at minimum throttle to detank.

>>16842114
Fuck no.
Noting the success of something has nothing to do with liking it.
MRSA bacteria are successful too

>Fearing clouds
Just set sce to aux retards, yolo it

Cumulus croud

>>16842125
Banging the one on the left while the one on the right stands next to us and keeps babbling

>>16842126
>>16842125
Clear a cute!
KYUWUMUUS KURLAODO

canberra on its way home

>kyumyuras kroud...
>kyumyuras kroud...

next time it'll be nighttime

that one rouge crane at starbase finally stopped spinning

why did none of you weebs tell me Clear live?

>>16842128
thank you

*screen fills with static then goes black*

>>16842145
now that the dust has settled, what would you rate this launch?

>>16842142
Spinning crane you say?

>>16842143
I did >>16842019
but the thread was moving fast

>>16842141
that's fine, it means we'll get a nice lights show from the engines

>>16842146
8/10 as far as BO streams/launches are concerned

>>16842146
atleast it didn't explode

>>16842146
puzzle/10

>>16842146
shame it didn't explode

>>16842151
At least I would have been entertained.

>>16842151
There's still time.

There is a "Cumulus Cloud Rule". Not a Guideline. Not a Best Practices. An actual Rule for a specific type of clouds.

Not what the Founders intended.

Why are scientists like this?

>They may run up against the FAA being that it will be a Business Travel Day.

Where are they in the Mars window? This bird might have to wait to go with Elon in 2026.

TOMORROW
~8 PM CENTRAL

>>16842161
dumb phoneposter
go to the actual source and see if it says "true colour" not some reddit post or the top image of wikipedia.

>>16842159
One of the other cranes did this a few days ago also.

>>16842163
>the Mars window
>he is unaware

>>16842159
Maybe it was just having a good time, can't go through life being serious all the time.

>88 minute launch window
>Still couldn't

The package requires a signature. Our space rocket will attempt another delivery tomorrow between 9 AM and 4 PM.

>>16842161
You're trusting Google not scientists

>>16842172
I cant launch

Sean Duffy talking about NASA.
Around the 2:30:21 mark, he talks about the recent stunt he pulled to get SpaceX and Blue Origin to speed up their progress.

https://youtu.be/7Vjh7pbMJI0?si=IKNpaApl2k5kXYzN&t=8576

>>16842182
I had this thought too.
Whether or not Duffy is doing Damage Control and retconning an over-ambition, I'd thought to myself, "this poking is at least FINALLY getting us some crumbs of information."

>>16842152
I was expecting a goatse hidden in there ngl

>>16842186
duffy should already have all the information

>>16842159
>he's literally me

>Did anyone figure out yet whether the 24-hour retry is viable with the new

>It isn't. For the forseeablw future all launch windows are in that period.

>It's going to be up to Duffy to decide who gets priority, the FAA or NASA as he is both the Secretary of Transportation(FAA) and interim NASA Administrator.

Piss off the travelling public or piss off the world's second richest man. Quite the problem.

>>16842159
Look at him go

>>16842196
yeah it's almost like it's a retarded idea to have one person head multiple agencies (with possibly conflicting interests)

>>16842194
I agree he should. But "Should [verb]"
yet not actually having / doing [x], applies to a lot of our political class for the past ~decade.
If he had all the information, then he could've shared it himself.
Since he didn't share the info, either he really didn't receive it, or indeed the "I was only PRETENDING to be an ass!" is pure damage control.

>>16842159
I wonder how spooky this building is irl.
Around it, I'd expect that there'd be a constant sense that my mind was playing an optical illusion on me all the time.

>>16842204
Haunted by the ghosts of a million piped plovers

>>16842182
I hate the meathead so Glover more than Sean Duffy

>>16842218
so Glover?

>>16841975
Mars mattress was my hyper fixation for a year. Usually they don't last that long. I'm still here though

>Rest of the world combined: 0
huh, shocking

>>16842231
*zoglover
Google pixel autocorrect is cancer

sfg is dead

>>16842235
Mine was HDLT and z-pinch and QI and then I just blackpilled myself and realized it is in vain to try and convince yourself that we will see some sort of "mega world-changing discovery" in our lifetime.
You and I and all of us will die as old men, God willing, and we MIGHT have a tiny colony on the Moon and a teeny tiny colony on Mars, if we are lucky

It really is kinda bullshit how there is no mechanism that can take electrons in a circuit and just convert it to momentum or any sort of force that could move a rocket

>>16842243
Alive and well

>>>/vg/sfg

I just noticed the Chinese never scrub launches.

>>16842066
chicken nugger

>>16842270
You wouldn't know, launch is only broadcast well after the fact

Scrub Origin.

>>16842251
blame newton

>>16841144
kek

>>16841177
That's not me, thank you very much.
I went on strike.

NASA anon, your vacation is over, time to get back to work.

>>16842331
First Clear on the moon.
We used to fuck with our trainer when I was a kid that way.

>>16841727
girl

>>16842163
Hmmm... Wonder how much DV margin is in this bird.

>>16842347
not yet

>>16842373
did you tell your boss we said hi yet?

>>16842196
I'm so glad this dumbass didn't get his way and get control of both DOT and NASA

>>16842157
look up how far lightning can travel from a cumulus storm cloud then you understand the rule

>Does that include the frame?
uh oh

>>16842152
puzzlebros, today was a good day.
>>16842329
idk why, but he looks way funnier in the small thumbnail, where it seems like he has his eyes closed, than in the actual image.

>>16842372
what's the full chart and how do I read this? Genuinely curious I want to learn

>>16842404
yummy porkchop

https://x.com/Cosmic_Penguin/status/1987686166645354590
>Sun has risen in China and this LM-12 is being fueled for launch in roughly under 2 hours.

T-45:00

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RK1MBVeib5s
https://weibo.com/l/wblive/p/show/1022:2321325231158194733276

>>16842408
The West is conjuring up a mighty 6th generation cumulus cloud to scrub all Chinese launches!

>>16842408
Nice music

https://x.com/raz_liu/status/1980968853657252112
>Land Space has lifted up the fairings and completed the full rehearsal before the actual launch.

https://x.com/raz_liu/status/1987699570521100545
>According to the exclusive news from Jiemian News, ZQ-3 will launch at late Nov

>>16842416
>ZQ-3 will launch at late Nov
blue origin bros, i don't feel so good

>>16842425
https://x.com/blueorigin/status/1987673041296371978
>NG-2 Launch Update: Our next launch attempt is no earlier than Wednesday, November 12, due to forecasted weather and sea state conditions. We worked with the FAA and range to select a launch window from 2:50 PM – 4:17 PM EST / 19:50 – 21:17 UTC. The live webcast starts at T-20 minutes.