III.
>only add bare minimum
>one island
>can’t get half the Pokémon with one game anymore
>story devolved into Barney shit for censors

Remember when Pokémon was about telling your mom to stay in the kitchen while you go fuck misty behind a rock and demand needler to pin a fucking metaphor to a wall? Fuck this baby shit. It was about growing up. Going outside without your fucking mom. How awesome would it be if instead of pandering to blithering children they decided hey, our audience is getting laid now, why don’t we trick misty out a little? Give her some puberty tits and a swimsuit or something and let you romance her.

No instead they might as well have AI generated a bunch of Pokémon and the story as well. I bet the new games are 90% generated.