Sirs, /cum/ has appointed me their Minister Plenipotentiary to your thread.

It is in obedience to their express commands that I have the honor to assure your majesties of their unanimous disposition and desire to cultivate the most friendly and liberal intercourse between your general and ours.

The appointment of a Minister from /cum/ to your /brit/, will form an epocha in the history of England & of America. I think myself more fortunate than all my fellow anons in having the distinguished honor to be the first to stand in your generals presence in a diplomatic character