cat edition

toby's nemesis

ill post here

This is the thread

why does everyone on 4chan have phimosis?

This thread is better

sir bill gate

bizarre you people think we can just go to the sharty if 4chan gets blocked, as if the sharty wouldn't also get blocked

oiye know
shee knowws oi'm notfondavahskin

doing a poo and a wee

>>212687479
they never have sex when they were teens so it bolts on

>>212687479
it's just me and i post a lot

>>212687517
Does Ofcom know about the sharty? Doubt it

>>212687526
nah i've heard from loads of phimos all over the 'chon ever since i first came here (almost 15 years ago)

Hot out

dont like desperate to fit in jfs who try to carve personalities out for themselves

>>212687524
Fucking based Israelilad, lots of BROWN palestinian supporter in this thread tonight he need to be flattened

i made a post the other day about ordering a meat phimosa at an indian restaurant and nobody thought it was funny

dont even know how to get to the sharty
seems really zoomzoom as well

>>212687547
like who?

>>212687545
the trousers are off

>>212687545
fan's just blowing hot air around

>>212687547
Yeah i've made a habit of never replying to or using brazilian/canadian/yank threads

>>212687562
Do people tend to find unfunny things funny?

don't care who wins in the fight between israel and palestine as long as the enemies of the white man are dying

>does ofcom know about the sharty
not a sentence i thought i'd ever read

>>212687563
nice try ofcom

asked my only (autist) flatmate if he wanted to go to a spoons to enjoy this lovely weather and he rejected the offer, so now we're both just sitting in our rooms on our computers and I can hear him raging through the wall - I think he's playing CSGO

Sirs, /cum/ has appointed me their Minister Plenipotentiary to your thread.

It is in obedience to their express commands that I have the honor to assure your majesties of their unanimous disposition and desire to cultivate the most friendly and liberal intercourse between your general and ours.

The appointment of a Minister from /cum/ to your /brit/, will form an epocha in the history of England & of America. I think myself more fortunate than all my fellow anons in having the distinguished honor to be the first to stand in your generals presence in a diplomatic character

>>212687526
Me too, I even got the snip for it when I was 22.

>>212687626
very grim grim grim
GRIMMMMMM
hboinestly that iss o grim

>>212687631
FOY

got chatted up by a group of girls in a car the other night, they must've been having me on somehow, there's no way they were flirting with me

>>212687626
ktim

they're just trying to protect kids

>>212687626
go on your own

become a right little feminist since my niece was born, me

>404

>>212687674
Always been a feminist me
Love me mum and me nan

>>212687672
would rather shit in my hand and clap than me sat on the pub on my own like a sad-cunt while everyone else is having drinks with coworkers, friends, partners, family, etc

>>212687362

>>212687517
Sharty is absolutely not an option for obvious reasons

Love seeing a heavily tattooed lass in the wild

>>212687723
what reasons are those?

>>212687747
Dogshit

>>212687725
mental how tattoos can upgrade women

>>212687703
soyboy beta cuck whiteknight hope she reads this, she ain't gonna let you bit lil bro

>>212687725
it's like they're wearing a slagometer

Any ofcom man in?

>>212687763
is it? i never went there when we got hacked but if soyjaks are their main gimmick then i'd suppose as much

>>212687544
>(almost 15 years ago)

>>212687750
mad how dumb birds are when they've existed for hundreds of millions of years

>>212687714
how did he know the bloke was bald if he was wearing a flat cap?

>>212687750
Can regular birds get out of water if they fall in? I've never thought about it

just opened the blinds in my smelly bedroom. last time i remember doing it was 2008.

>>212687798
and that's a good thing

>>212687665
if that were true they'd have developed a government service to securely and privately verify the user's age (only passing on an authorisation token) instead of leaving it up to the sites or third parties to implement
or they might just be utterly incompetent

been out all day, have I missed any good posts?

>>212687641
Been thinking about seeing if I can get it surgically stretched. Dunno if I could handle a snip as my penis is hideous enough as it is.
Also got this hypersensitivity thing from being sheathed for 30 years, dunno if I could handle the pain in the initial days of having my unsheathed willard bang about in my pants.

>>212687843
ktim

>>212687806
yeh i think so
rarely heavy enough to sink

i don't lift weights at all, just do steroids and still gain more muscle than all natty lifters

>>212687479
my foreskin didn't stretch back until I was about 16 but I stretched it over years until I did. reckon these lads just never tried. imaging the smegma

https://www.spectator.co.uk/article/brits-dont-want-digital-id-cards/

Becoming increasingly clear that vaccine passports were a precursor for digital ID.

I didn't get one then and I won't get one now. I refuse to be a slave.

what do chebs feel like?

>>212687843
ktim (an alcoholic who carries 10-14 beers up 100 stairs to my dingy flat every single day)

mad how utterly based humans are compared with every other animal on the planet

>>212687911
slugs are pretty based

>>212687908
bags of fat

>>212687911
still luv them tho

Brit unironically linking to the spectator

>>212687834
Yes lad, this one: >>212687068

>>212687845
If you can, I would recommend getting either a dorsal slit or a preputioplasty rather than a full circumcision. I regret not exploring those options.
>Also got this hypersensitivity thing from being sheathed for 30 years, dunno if I could handle the pain in the initial days of having my unsheathed willard bang about in my pants.
Yeah, after I got circumcised, it was constantly rubbing against the inside of my underwear for months afterwards. I don't think I could fully walk normally until 3-4 months afterwards. It does become mercifully less sensitive eventually though.

>AIslop
>digital surveillance ramping up
>websites being banned
>Boriswave
>conscription being threatened
>Digital ID scheme in the works
>euthanasia legalised

We live in an utter nightmare.

Honestly lads, start getting stuff off your bucket list because it's going to get even worse. The world will not be worth living in by 2035.

what the fuck urbandictionary has deleted all the likes on my definitions

>>212687963
thanks mate, really good post that

>>212687989
>>212687907
oh pack it in whingey knickers

I can't take it anymore

there is nothing wrong with digital ID

>>212687911
What I find mad is when people think that humans are so different to other animals. We're very similar to other animals. We're a little more intelligent, allowing us to build skyscrapers and computers etc, but much of our behaviour is very similar to other animals.

114 hours since I last took opiates/opioids. Which means 100 hours since the half life of the last dose left my body, and makes my detox complete.
Feels good not to be an addict. Feels better not to be in withdrawals.

>Canadian poster supporting a ZOG policy
What a surprise

chicago town minis are IN the air fryer

mumberg moaning at me for keeping my smelly childhood bedroom door shut in the heat

/BRIT/ BROS

CAN YOU POST IN THIS THREAD AND SAY HI AND SOMETHING POSITIVE ABOUT MEXICO?

>>212687818

>>212687818

>>212687818

THANKS IN ADVANCE

Call my father by his first name and whenever someone overhears they assume he's my stepdad.
They can't wrap their heads around it.

Been doing it since I was 3 desu.

>>212687532
4chan was taken down by the sharty around the same time Ofcom were trying to contact them
They absolutely know

>>212688050
baffling isn't it? saw a video of some ants mourning their dead queen the other day but of course they weren't mourning because they don't have the emotions that we do and instead it's all based on chemicals and hormones

>−17.6°C on 21 December 2010, the lowest temperature ever recorded in the Liverpool and Merseyside area

u fooking what, i dont remember it ever getting that cold

>>212688102
based Gary, formerly dad

>>212688129
you probably had the heating on

>>212688129
you wouldn't know about that, it was in my freezer

going to be an end of an era when 4chan gets banned, i've been posting here half my life

>>212688129
yeah it was cold then

don't find east asian women attractive in the slightest, reckon if you do then you're a paedophile

>>212688150
i'm not that cringey autist spackers dad

>>212688182
since 2006 me, might have to top myself I'll miss my mates too much

>>212688182
Where are we gonna go lad?

I'm gonna be lost without it :(

https://youtu.be/oZQpYbFOH9c?si=tmfP2xARhksiwjtl&t=512

>>212688129
probably counted the irish sea or some other meme measurement

>>212688129
>he doesn't remember the beast from the east

how old were you lads when you had your first wank?

seen a thread on reddit about a man being arrested for punching a nonce in the process of committing a sex crime against children and a suspicious amount of the posts in the thread are against the puncher and saying he should've minded his own business and maybe just called the police

>>212688212
screaming

>>212688224
old enough

Mad how even the early 2010s seem like a paradise compared to now.

>>212688221
kino

>>212688182
a third of my life
11 of my most miserable years
id probably have kms if not for 4chan

Pokemon Go

>>212688212
the lads as it were

wandering trader just visited my farm in the 'craft

>>212688237
2019 was a paradise compared to now

>>212688245
Hiii ^.^ xx

>>212688211
the sharty beckons

>>212688265
get the shell things purchased

Israel won

4chan won't be blocked
hiroshimoot won't ban UK IPs
2016mong will always be a spamming incel in his smelly childhood bedroom

>>212688265
kill him

>>212687989

got my austrian pal watching the inbetweeners and now he's obsessed with it

might visit the chinky chinaman chinese asian supermarket

>>212688129
ahhh good times playing in the snow and a week off school playing xbox 360 and Runescape
https://youtube.com/watch?v=xWmYAeoyK8w

government niggas be like "hmm ah yes let's block websites where naughty speech has been known to happen, instead of doing anything remotely productive like addressing any of the myriad serious problems our country is facing"

finally home and i can do my poo
can tell it's going to be like 60% liquid

>>212688309
i bet mi5 is all over this site desu, they want all the rorkes in one easy place to monitor

>>212688268
True
>no Boriswave
>no AI
>no WW3 fears

all my organs are still going pink (rosea dermatitis) (!), even with the lightest tan ever
it could be from my sweat, which maybe I have gotten a contact/exposure allergy to. all of that was learned from doctor mike YT :3
and because I am just waking up in soo much sweat with this sun
or from the sun outside,
or from eating lots of vitamin D (as a side effect of too much). I am also trying to lose the belly from so much cheese

bit worried about the pink blotches

business idea: Nordic inbetweeners, they just sit around in silence

>>212688343
you can't have the smelly little incels being content in their smelly little bedrooms talking to other smelly little incels collecting benefits all day, no employer will take them

>>212688371
Nordics get rowdy when they drink and smash stuff and then vomit

>>212688360
wash your bedding

>>212688343
You laugh but that's exactly how they think.

We're ruled by sadistic, incompetent bourgeois midwits and ethnically hostile elites. They have no answers except more repression.

The repression of dissidents is going to escalate terribly in the coming years.

Ulstermen are the only real men in Britain
Irish Republicanism and identity are also completely soy

>>212685600
ktim

>>212688319
why did jc have buckteeth

>>212688391
true. I wanted new bedding before because I am cleaning my house
soon I will get new bedding, and when it is 2-3 weeks away I can turn mine inside-out to get that last bit out of them instead of doing it now and ending up in a dirty bed again before new bedding

>>212688221
That was 2018 you mong

>>212687910
you live in a dinghy? how does that work

>>212687368 (OP)
I have a cyberpunk cat

Many compliments on my hair and fit at the gala. Succeeding in my mission to bring style back to the trade union movement.

>>212688470
he logged on

new bedsheets, pillowcases, duvet, is extremely cheap

>>212688470
Nice slopped shoulders ola

you cannot be aggro louis

genuinely one of the worst days for /brit/

god debates, jews, palestine, and everyone seems to be angry about something

think it's the heat

>>212688483
Yeah sometime I just buy a new set if it’s winter and I can’t be arsed trying to wash and dry it

Here's what they don't want you to know
It's hot outside

>>212688499
incels and neets always get upset when it's sunny out

>>212688470
netrunner ah

how kill self life

>>212688470
He’s in.

Aff tae mass

>>212688499
and half the people are hungover probably

>>212688535
>>212688499
I can hear everyone having fun outside, BBQs, drinks, mates, families.

Think this kills the incel.

i loved 2020, i got furlough for most of the year, literally got free money to not work, i got sit in my smelly childhood bedroom gaming all day with no social stigma

>>212688554
me but every year since 2017 and some social stigma (i don't care)

>A study by the Centre for Research on Energy and Clean Air finds that China's carbon emissions declined in the 12 months up to May 2025, even as demand for new power generation grew rapidly, marking a potential milestone in addressing climate change.

The Orient can't stop winning

>>212688504
might as well do that every year instead of washing them. but the best frequency to wash them is every 2 weeks

Fat pussy a gyal weh yo come from? Whine fi mi
Me got ya body like a pepper still wine fi mi
Like a tennis ball mi waan yo fling it, gimmie
Yuh pussy wet like clothes, let me cock and wring it
Skin onto tight pussy fi mi waan broughter
This ah position yah a go give you di daughter
Lemme cock shovel up ya pussy like mi mix mata
I will be your fuckmaster

Can't be any stigma is no one knows you exist

i couldn't even do my poo
sat down did a few long gurgly farts but nothing solid coming out
i've got loads up there too but my arse refuses to evacuate itself

>>212688470
Del GATO

>>212688499
We're all blackpilled, lad.

Got too hot before so I had to have a wank.
Don’t know why these keeps happening. Are men’s cocks powered by the sun? Why do people get horny when it’s hot?

Awful waxy summer poos are the worst

rorke blackpilled
leftypol blackedpilled

>>212688638
dunno but been rock hard all day me. putting off having a wank until later though

sir wank sock

my dad is from Chorlton-cum-Hardy

or might as well do it every month because they are so cheap

squid game must've been relatively cheap to produce because they can just recycle the same handful of actors for different characters and no one would notice because them slanty eyed fellas all look the same

I will be your fuck lord.

What will you lads call your firstborn son?

really makes u think

>>212688696
shame about the tats cos big fan of the rest

Bought a notepad today so I can jot down all the questions what to ask Diego on Fridays because he's well clever.

>>212688703
haha not funny haha x

why do incels seethe at tattoos

>>212688710
i once asked him a tenancy question and he gave me terrible advice

The shagger's general choosing to staying inside to avoid the heat instead of making memories? Wise choice

LIVERPOOL

>>212688725
that's a terrible name

if bill gate dropped a £20

>>212688703
miracle
>>212688710
fantastic post
>>212688730
cos they ugly af and demonstrate poor planing and low inhibition opposite of inceldom haha

>>212688703
Adolf Hitler

fapping = gooning
trolling = ragebait
420 = 67
savage = aura
rekt = mogged

Hate tattoos unless they're the jap ones where the colouring is really deep and vivid

>>212688742
we have folk round for a barbecue, i sat outside for ages but its too bloody hot

There are many video games where you plays as the allies in WW2, but none where you play as the Axis. Why is this? Why dont we have video games where you play as a German, Italian, or Japanese soldier?

>>212688782
There are and nobody wants to play as an Italian

>Hate tattoos unless they're they're japanese
this might be peak autism

>>212688759
makes me feel old

>>212688784
Nice tattoos

>>212688703
something whimsical like archie or buster

>>212688703
KKK 5834819

>>212688739
really? maybe he looks out for the lls

>>212688759
LET'S LURK

>>212688703
Keir

>>212688802
want to bully them already

>>212688730
They don't really
But the truth is something they simply cannot admit: they constantly throw up boundaries for going out with women
>Vgh she got tattoos
>she not kino!!!
>blonde hair blue eyes not 4chan-approved
So they get to maintain never leaving their bedrooms to maybe, potentially ask one of these women out. Again they cannot admit this even to themselves, it's so deeply-seated

What an awesome day today has been! Didn’t actually see anyone but still been a great day

alri man with fading tribal markings on his pale skinny bicep

>>212688794
I wouldn't mind it. It was fun playing as one in BF1, the battle of El alemain or the invasion of Greece would be cool in a video game tbqh

>>212688837
they're usually the best days

>>212688837
:)

>>212688730
I see more people seething about people not liking tattoos than vice versa
I have plenty of sex and I don’t like them. I like natural female flesh and build and ink just blemishes that

>Forty-two arrests at Palestine Action ban protest

>>212688823
my child will be strong and masculine, unlike his old man who was raised by a single mother and suffered the consequences

>bill gate

>Adolf Hitler

Ruby Grange

>>212688905
/brit/ is so stuck in 2020 that you still post articles from then

should i watch the new squid game wasnt too impressed by season one when i watched it when it came out

love my AC unit

>>212688703
Harry William

right well that's a white lady getting shagged by a black lad

well thats a video of porn

>Just seconds after take-off, both of the 12-year-old Boeing 787 Dreamliner's fuel-control switches abruptly moved to the "cut-off" position, starving the engines of fuel and triggering total power loss. Switching to "cut-off" is a move typically done only after landing.
>The cockpit voice recording captures one pilot asking the other why he "did the cut-off", to which the person replies that he didn't. The recording doesn't clarify who said what. At the time of take-off, the co-pilot was flying the aircraft while the captain was monitoring.
Is it racist if I start asking what colour the pilot is when I get on a plane?

>>212688944
if you've got nothing better to do

>>212688939

>>212688999
right well poo pong peng mad how

lick the handles of the menulog delivery bag once the delivery person leaves it at the door me

>>212688993
ahh twat

>>212688784
honestly going to be a wild sight circa 2070 and seeing all women like this as old grannies covered in tattoos

Hate that bastard Cromwell me

Oliver Cronem

>>212689028
pussy ole suck ya mum

The ZYN pouch has been put in my mouth

not a fan of the aesthetics of vaginas me

>>212688967
Yes

>>212689041

>>212689028
Time to go back Juan

>>212689070
How does saying Oliver Cromwell was an evil bastard make me a Mexican?

>>212689063
I wouldn't get on the plane if I saw her in the cockpit

he's been waiting months to post that one again

hate how itchy and dry my face gets when i've been on the 'pioids

What are the origins of modern capitalism?

>>212689091
Because you’re most likely some mix raced tradcath type so fuck off
Cromwell was an American hero

Any speedwanktoilers in? I can do everything I need to do within five minutes and have plenty of time saved

>>212689097
when was the last time you were on a plane and actually saw the pilot though?

sainos didnt accept my order
seems there were too many protestants out performing a marchy march

>>212688703
Reinhard

For both Von Lohengramm and Heydrich

>>212689136
every time i wank i cum in under a minute

thinking about all the fat sweaty tits that are out there rn

>>212689138
May

>>212689129
I am not catholic
I am not mixed race
Cromwell was English, not American
Bizarre post

>>212689126
The answer is too abstract and not easily digestible

>>212689147
wow really

>>212689129
cromwell repealed the edict of expulsion, allowing jews to come back to england. that alone is enough to brand him as an eternal enemy of the white man

>>212689136
Depends really. Couple minutes if I’m horny and just want to cum. Might sit down in bed and fiddle with myself for 45 minutes on other days

Reckon I should go with a lighter theme for my new home

Need a good brand of incense

>>212688703
Dominic
Have always liked that name

190cm master race always said he'd return with his old trip if GTA IV got a remaster and talk about it is heating up

Yh..

Peak /brit/ is about to return

>>212689196
>incense
what kind of ethnic are you mate?

>>212689196
soulless extended stay core

>>212688703
Grimbald

>>212689136
dont understand why pornoids are like 40 minutes long when the ideal wank time is 3-5 minutes

>>212689196
brother sister has always my go to

>>212689027
they will have the ones on their necks and hands removed and will cover them up. old women dont parade around in revealing clothes and old people get old easily anyway.

>>212689215
>GTA IV
Reddit loves that game

>>212689215
doubt they'd bother to remaster it, just rerelease it for newer consoles exactly the same like they did with RDR1

this thread is pure mental illness

inane replies all over

god damn

>>212689215
They will censor it and take out all the racist and antisemitic stuff out
That entire subplot with the jewish diamond dealers will be completely removed. Count on it.

>>212689230
Well I was also thinking about green

Business idea: British Social Republic.

It is time to march!

>>212689252
RDR1 was a remaster on top of being a soft port for new consoles ok x

Sir Charles Veitch

>>212689271
Instantly better, cozier

post mortem wank anyone? me holding a gun to my head with one hand and me cock in the other

ZYN pouch is kicking in
Feeling jazzed ngl

>>212689292
no it weren't mate simple as!

>>212689278
Why the FUCK didnt mussolini and the blackshirts not abolish the monarchy and kick that little manlet king victor Emmanuel out when they marched on Rome?
A blunder of the first magnitude

>>212689317

>>212689329
Yes it was ok GTAGarage compared the textures and everything

when i get to the last boss of a game i just stop playing it. it's like i have a fear of finishing it.

>>212689317
>>212689363
right
what are you two laughing at?

problem rorke?

>>212689235
Watched one of those Japanese porns once. Fucking 5 hours long with multiple scenes.
I can understand if we were back in the 90’s and people had like 3 pornos that they’d keep coming back to.
But who is watching all this? People are clearly skipping to the good bits and cranking one out then closing the tab and never returning.
Complete waste of time and those eels didn’t need to suffer as much as they did

>>212689356
Trve.
He realised his mistakes by 1943.

Can't believe 190cm master race is back lol

We're so lucky aren't we

Yh

We are

The ZYN pouches are my drug of choice now
The phillip Morris corporation has a another customer for life

thinking i might get some chippies :)

>>212689294
Thats Lord Charles Veitch to you, peasant.

the new better be kino

>>212689385
you can look at your likkle nazi flags in your smeggy childhood bedroom while normal people are out enjoying diversity in the sun

It's a laugh a minute in /brit/
If it was a film it would be This Is Spinal Tap these go to eleven he says. The dials

man finds his friends having pooey gay sex
man not like what he see
tells them "pack it in"
gay man says "im trying"

>>212689097
Evil racist

>>212689262
Fat retard moment

>>212689385
if AIDS isn't a benders disease for disgusting benders then why've they got it in the flag

>>212689435
LET HIM IN

>>212689385
>uk
wait that name not very uk
mad to think we were complict

The Irish monks studying and cataloging classical literature and philosophy quite literally saved western civilization and helped the Renaissance to happen a few centuries later

Pathetic little gremlins in this thread simping for a murderous ethnostate that undermines our democracy

If you support Israel you are in the global minority of subhumans that think murdering children is part and parcel of warfare

order a chicken burger and chips from the chippy

>>212689385
i think they're missing one

>>212689453
*If this WERE a film
Hypothetical. Subjunctive mood.

>>212689478
horses shouldnt be inside
its not natural

>>212689505
name one war in which children weren’t murdered

>>212689528
I’m going to hypothetically shove your mood up you subjunctive little arse if you carry on

>I have plenty of sex

Putin is very much a reluctant revolutionary

>>212689537
nigga not heard of barns

>>212689385
if i were black or brown and just a regular non-degenerate i'd be pretty pissed off at getting lumped in with poofters and trannies

>>212689552
>>212689552
>>212689552

she is irl anime