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>Be top lane ranked
>Enemy mid lane & jg lock in
>Midlane refuses to swap pick prio
>Jg refuses to swap pick prio
>Troll pick and throw game
I don't give a rat's ass about getting ganks.
I don't give a rat's ass about getting roaming support.
I don't give a rat's ass about contesting grubs.
I don't give a rat's ass about you wanting to do camps rather than walking 5 feet top lane to defend my tower the one time I die.
I have completely and totally accepted in my 12 years of experience that everyone in this retarded ass game will do absolutely nothing to assist me top and I'm on my own for the entirety of the laning phase when it starts. I accept that.
All I fucking ask is that you MOUTHBREATHING CUM GUZZLING FAGGOTS give me lowest pick possible if my laner doesn't show to minimize my chances of being an albatross around your fucking neck because you left me alone with a counterpick that gets a 50 cs lead for me playing safe. That's the ONLY FUCKING THING ANY TOP LANER WITH A BRAIN WANTS, and if you spineless limp wristed mongoloids refuse my one request then reap what you sow. 15 lp means nothing to me, but it means everything to hear you shriek in chat about how it's a 4v5 that YOU MADE because you were too much of a coward to give top the one fucking thing they deserve.