Computer, generate a copy of the character called "Tempo", mascot of the 21st century indie game called "Project Turboblast". Increase waist, glute and thigh size by 300%. Make her capable of sweating and flatulence, despite being a robot. Make her farts electrochemically addictive and pleasant to smell after prolonged exposure. Give her maternal instincts, but make her think taking care of someone means sitting on their face. Lock all holodeck doors. And disengage safety protocols.