>got a sub-10-word quick pitch down pat
It's a satirical horror about a literary vampire.
>can come up with a more robust pitch on the fly
It's a horror satire in which an aspiring author, fed up with the poor quality of her work, contracts tuberculosis to gain the vampire-like ability to steal other writers' literary talent.
>have zero free-time-lacking publishing world connections to share these pitches in the elevator with so I'm stuck dumping them on /wg/
picrel
(thx 4 any feedback)