Face it, of all the top tier QBs, Allen is the coolest. He has swag, sauce, aura, dog, whatever you want to call it in levels that nobody else has.
Mahomes? Fat washed refbabby. Lamar? Generational choke artist. Burrow? Playoff non-entity. Hurts? Bus rider. Daniels? Tapelet. Stroud? O-linebabby.
Allen? Dripped down to the fucking socks. Every year he single-handedly carries his squadron of shitters to division titles and playoff wins. Every year he repeatedly walks off the field with more points than Kansas City only for McDumbass's defense to let him down. You cannot name 4 of Allen's receivers. Give him half of the corps that any of the QBs above had, and he'd never lose again. He's him. He's that guy. And when he finally makes it to a team that deserves him, the results will show.