Thread 149732682

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Say his name

• 2nd most playoff wins of all time

• 2nd most Superbowl MVPs of all time

• Most TDs per game in NFL history

• Most Yards per game in NFL history

• Highest win rate of all time

• More division titles (7) than division loses (5).

• Never missed championship round in 20s

• Only QB to throw for 5k yards in pros/college

• Only player to have 3 Superbowl MVPs in 20s

• 2nd most pass TDs of all time in playoffs

• Most rush yards in Super Bowls among QBs

Every head shall bow and every tongue shall confess

>>149732695
I'm legit going to feel bad for this commie once he learns what it's like after your QB gets tape on them.

This thread has a spicy feminine quality to it, but I can’t quite put my finger on why.

• fewer playoff wins than Tom Brady

• fewer Superbowl MVPs than Tom Brady

• fewer TDs per Super Bowl than Tom Brady

• More INTs per Super Bowl than Tom Brady

• Lowest win rate of all time against Tom Brady in the playoffs (technically tied for last since you can't go lower than ZERO, lol)

• Has fewer AFCCG appearances in a row than Tom Brady

• Only QB to lose to Tom Brady in both the AFCCG and the Super Bowl

• More playoff losses by age 29 than Tom Brady

>>149732693
Um....

>>149732699
my reffies :)

>>149732708
>>149732708
Based believer and acid tripper

My Steelers :)

>>149732682 (OP)
My wife sees this whenever she walks into the bedroom at night. I think our Raiders will make the playoffs this season.

Watching the Michigan game and the sideline reporter talks about JJ McCarthy's pregame meditation while showing a clip of him meditating by the goal post, and my dad walks in. "You know this meditation shit is a bunch of nonsense right? Imagine walking in for a surgery and seeing your surgeon doing that in the lobby" I turn round, tell him to fuck off to his room because I can't be bothered with his shit today, and he starts laughing maniacally like I'm kidding, so I grab that insolent little shit by the scruff of the neck and his belt buckle and slam him to the ground at about mach 60 - good job I aim for the ground because if I threw him upwards to the sky the radar pings would be another UAP event and delay the release of the unclassified report by at least a month. Anyway, I have to pull him out of the ground before I create fissures in the bedrock, but it turns out I was too late. My phone starts going off, US geological survey calling, they want to know if it was just me taking care of business again "yes, yes it was." The director himself congratulates me, says I've created an entirely new continental shelf. Unsurprising to be honest, so I hang up. I still need to drive the point home, so I start propagating a vibrational energy state, rapidly permeate the local spacetime fabric, while emergent quantum phenomena give me unlimited energy. The air around me starts to ionise and give off photons, my eyes glow and I start to levitate like the didactic overlord I am. I laserbeam that son of a bitch into a pile of dust with my eyeballs, but I'm still mad, it's not good enough so I take the dust and expose every last atom of it to quantum vacuum plasma with my bare fucking hands, suspending it in mid-air with intense magnetic fields, and now every last particle of him is lost to literal oblivion. I sit back down and finish watching it.

Admit it, this is fun.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xI_kYsmMAN4

>>149732809
>meme rules
not football

Threadly reminder

Hey hold up, we are those boys.

>>149732839
Chiefs already bootyblast the Iggles tho.

More TDs
More Wins
More Yards
More MVPs
More Accuracy
More Superbowls
More Passer Rating

>>149732704
You have 20+ weeks of tape. List 3 flaws you've noticed in his game

>>149732878
>More Superbowls

How about them boys?

>>149732793
No way... is this real??

>>149732886
He relies on the air raid meme offense. Teams allowed him to memechuck the ball deep since they didn't know what he was capable of. Now that they know he can hit those shots they will take it away.

>>149732899
>Superbowl appearances in 20s
Mahomes: 5
Brady: 3
Montana: 2

Brady and Montana spent their 20s getting bounced in the divisional against plummers and taxi drivers. They even missed the playoffs lol.

Check out the good ol' boys.

I have good information that the Giants will be better than people expect this year.

>>149732969
Oh shit they're going 5-12 instead of 4-13? Nice.

I have good information the Giants will win 2 games this season

>>149732690
Le DPI Man

>>149732886
too zesty

>>149732997
you jest, but you can have hope in a 5 - 12 team at some points during the season. 4 - 13 is depressing through and through.

>>149732923
>Teams allowed him to memechuck the ball deep since they didn't know what he was capable of.
One of Daniels best strengths is his ability to make fast and short passes

>>149733127
>you jest,
Nah, they're going 1-16

>>149732997
Nah like 7-10

YEAAAA HERE WE GOOO *throws pick*

>>149733277
All those wins and Dallas is the only one from their division to not even sniff and Owl in that time

I really really like women

really really like this bussy

>>149733277
>McVay has never been in last place in the division
I don't know what I'll do when this guy leaves the Rams

>>149733336
>>149733346
>really really like women
We know Aaron Rodgers. Hence the reason you turned the lights off and sodomized your exgf while pretending she was a boy

>Munn said the boyfriend preferred “lights out” and “spooning from behind” — moves that made her wonder if he really preferred sex with men.
>“So, it’s like you don’t have to see my face, you have to see that it’s a girl,” Munn said. She said she later “got evidence about something, and then I put the other pieces together. I was like, ‘Oh, that’s what all that (was).'”
https://www.mercurynews.com/2020/08/14/olivia-munn-suspects-an-ex-boyfriend-was-secretly-gay/

>>149733253
Remember when he was on pace to break the td and passing yards in a season records and he died before we had a chance to see him fuck it up and barely finish in the top 15 for just that season?

>>149733348
>one owl win
probably just be a meh faggot as usual

>>149733348
It'd be a pretty coveted job if Les Snead is still GM. They'd likely have their pick of the crop

I got to admit, I once had anal sex with a girl with short hair and for a brief second I imagined it was a boy I was fucking in prison. Dick got unusually hard, then I realized it was gay and went soft, so I faked a cramp to not hurt her feelings.

>>149733398
I've seen my team win a super bowl in my lifetime. I try not to take that for granted.

>>149733497
Good now it's time to die you little complacent bitch.

>>149733348
they have the benefit of sharing their division with the retardinals

>>149733528
tru

>>149733528
Why do the Cardinals keep hiring bald GMs? Bald people are genetic freaks and have evil dispositions. No wonder they're still starting Kyler Murray in the year 2025

>>149733408
>>149733448
Aaron is straight. He loves women, but he also knows that cocks are more attractive. It's not that he likes men, just penis. Rodgers' ideal partner would be a woman with a penis

>>149733563
I'm just glad homos have been normalized so he's not going around aaron hernandezing people who learn about his secret.

>>149733571
Even better you off yourself cartoon fag

>>149733604
There's a lot more of us than you think.
>>149733497
The world would be a better place if Eagles fans never won a superbowl, those savages don't know how to handle it.

>>149733604
>He doesn't know

>>149733636
>80-90% watch dubbed
120-135 million people deserve death

>>149733604
Post your best narratives

>>149733636
we channel our inner andy wk and party hard
not our fault other fanbases are apparently a bunch of lame-os

I can't think of any good anime I watched on Netflix other than Super Crooks. The catalog was dogshit

>>149733704
Watch Cyberpunk Edgerunners and play the game. It's unironically a masterpiece game after they fixed the bugs.

Hottake: Jerry Jones is a great GM and surrounded Dak with a shitload of pro bowlers. The coach and QB just failed to get the job done.

>>149733714
devs that release an unfinished dogshit gaem don't deserve redemption, especially ones that went on an entire marketing campaign to cover it up and lie about it
forgiving them tells other studios that it's okay to release broken unplayable dogshit so they might maybe get around to fixing it eventually

6-11 incoming

>>149733754
you're so right I hope Jerry runs the teams for another 30 years

>>149733714
lol no I bought it less than a year ago because it was heavily reduced and I heard the bugs were "totally fixed" it still felt like money stolen. I gave it a fair shake like 15ish hours but it was so fucking boring and the writing brainless. I'm playing through a couple of good games on gamepass atm anyway

>>149733760
they offered bug fixes for free and also gave a shit load of new content for free like a new level up system

>>149733781
the plot changes dramatically later on in the game, it starts off as a lame GTA crime plot and gets super deep once silverhand appears. Don't let those early missions filter you

>>149733766
>Swept by the Bronfails
LOL. Chiefs own that team.

>>149733799
Nigger I'm not gonna put in 20+ hours hoping a game eventually gets good/fun. Same reason I don't play MMOs. I've still gotta finish 2 games on gamepass and KCD2

The Lions will get the 1 seed again but lose to the Panthers in the Divisional

>>149733781
>and the writing brainless
I originally dropped Cyberpunk after only 5 hours. Then I watched the anime and it inspired me to play more of the game. The story literally goes from brainless thug going around doing random missions to Matrix/Inception/Ghost in the Shell by the time you're done with it. I figure the first part of the game is just to appease the normies.

>>149733899
zased

>>149733907
lmao

>>149733870
>>149733870
if the defense was healthy it would have Goff proof'd the offense. They would have been able to handle the turnovers.
>>149733869
unironically trust me bro

Notice those hot chicks with pony tails and with the water bottles running back into the locker room with the football players? Yeah. Not only do they provide water to the players during the game, they are also commanded to sexually pleasure the football players. And they are happy to oblige. Each half time and each time a player goes to the locker room, the water bottle pony tail girls are sucking on the football players penises, inserting the football players penises into their anus and possibly other orficeses. Pretty cool, huh?

>>149733969
Mental illness

>>149733963
I don't think it's fair that the defense needs to be SO GOOD that they can win with 5 turnovers. Why can't the QB just not throw them?

>>149734046
>57 - 0

Imagine playing in the Superbowl final as a receiver and you score a touchdown but then it is DISALLOWED. Only to then actually score another touchdown.

Former Navy SEAL turned football legend Phil McConkey.

>>149734087
Some dudes aren't wired for pressure. The Lions beat the Texans with a lot of turnovers so it's possible.

>>149734046
>he just learned about dailydose ritualposters
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZGdzVBAIL0

>>149733824
>literally get lucky at home against the broncucks
>get buck broken in Denver
chiefs dynasty is up, lad. broncucks have juiced up their offense even more than the chiefs juiced up their offense, which isn't much. home loss incoming for the chiefs, and a buck breaking of the ages in Denver

>>149734196
>>literally get lucky at home against the broncucks
Blocked FGs are not luck, that's making a play

>>149734196
>Chiefs 16 game win streak dates back to the Obama administration
>Broncos only break this lose streak during Mahomes' flu game
>They lost to a weaponless Chiefs in the regular season
>Broncos "win" after the Chiefs bench their starters and tank so that they don't have to play the Bengals who are a real team
Mahomes has more Superbowl rings than losses against the Broncos. When you finish dreaming wake up and apologize.

Ouch

>>149734290
He just knocked out a super athlete by just bumping into him, imagine if he was actually trying to knock him out in a fist fight.

>>149734324
shut up retard

>>149734347
I don't know or care what triggered your autistic outburst. Would be cool to see an in prime NFL athlete in the UFC.

How having am Ravens/Wions/Broncos gf of such aesthetic?

>>149734290
I like them limp like that when I'm buttfucking them

>>149734371
>I don't know or care what triggered your autistic outburst
same could be said about your initial comment shit for brains

>>149734396
>>149734347
What the fuck are you going on about schizo. I just said it's impressive he's able to knock a dude out cold by just colliding into him.
If he's able to do that imagine what he could do in the UFC where you can knee people in their skull. Don't respond to me, not reading and don't care.

This is who the Falcons drafted 8th overall btw lol

>>149734392
I thought that was Ghislaine Maxwell from the thumbnail.

Uh huh, there those boys go.

>>149734338
lol

>>149734392
Tattoos don't belong on girls. Makes them look too urban and trashy. Armpit hair doesn't belong on women either. Such shit taste. Next thing you will tell me you like abs on girls. Gross.

I want old fashion, dainty 1800s women. Preferably ones who understand their roles.

>>149734515
jesus christ kill yourself

>>149734515
You've never touched a titty

>>149734498
Cam Ward absolutely son'd him when they were at some passing academy together. Shedeur was trying to get him on some music/rap video with him and Ward just said "I'm a Quarterback" it was brutal but hilarious

>>149732695
> STATISTIC!
>Jayden Daniels #1
>Tom Brady #2

Wow!

> Geno Smith #3
> Kyler Murray #4

Oh...

>>149734531
>>149734534
Stay out of this fight. I'm addressing the kiwi

>>149732886
He holds on to the ball too long and tries to play hero ball too much. It worked last year, it will never work like that again.

>>149734515
tattoos are shit in general

>>149734580
I don't mind tattoos on chicks. So many have them nowadays you can't be that picky

>>149734595
KK finner boutta coach that out of him now that the O-line is good

>>149732862
>bootyblast
refball vs 34-0

Hello frens, we cordially invite you to join us in /hoc/ tonight. We hope to see you there!!
>>149734630
>>149734630

>>149734702
Nah that's how it works.
I've altered the script. Pray I do not alter it again.

>>149732742
>>149734726
You seem to know a lot.

>• fewer playoff wins than Tom Brady
So um, how many playoff wins did Brady have at Mahomes age? Oh, turns out it's less than Mahomes.
>• fewer Superbowl MVPs than Tom Brady
Wow, Brady had more at this age? Oh wait, google says he only had 2 and Mahomes has 3 of them.
>• fewer TDs per Super Bowl than Tom Brady
Brady surely had more TDs at this age right? Uh...anon doesn't look like he does.

>>149734783
>at this age
>at this age
>at this age

>>149734087
>Why can't the QB just not throw them?

Why did the OC call _40 passes_ against one of the best pass defenses in the league, while barely running his Top 10 Pro-Bowl RB against one of the worst run defenses in the league?

Oh that's right, he's a back-stabbing traitor.

>>149734875
Finally a ball knower.

When the Chiefs played the Ravens in the 2023 AFCCG they knew to make Mahomes dink & dunk. He would have gotten his shit pushed in like Purdy if he threw recklessly.

Sometimes you have to know when not to throw and that's a coaching thing. The OC set Goff up for failure. He's in the pocket of the Chicago gangsters. Probably bet money on the game too.

>>149734875
>Why did the OC call _40 passes_ against one of the best pass defenses in the league
Weren't the Lions down 10 like halfway through the second quarter and never came out of that hole? You kinda have to pass spam

>>149733824
The Broncos literally haven't had a qb since manning left lol

>>149735043
>Superb Owl winner: Joe Flacco
>Soup Herbal winner: Russel Wilson

>>149735043
Chiefs will kick their ass regardless. You think just because you got a coach and QB the results will be any different.

>>149735043
Whose idea was it to draft Paxton Lynch?

>>149735141
It's insane that Richardson is an NFL QB while Ta'amu is UFL

Coach

i eated to much and now my belly hurts ;_;

mina

>>149735141
Elway got a weird boner for 6 5 qbs

>>149734783
>muh on pace
Means absolutely nothing when you consider there's a 99% chance Mahomes will start declining heavily in his mid to late thirties like literally every QB in NFL history not named Tom Brady
That's what you refuse to understand

>>149735208
...is gross and ugly

>>149735186
p______

>>149735173
>Richardson is an NFL QB
not for much longer i imagine

>>149735268
rimeape

>>149735208
...makes the chuddies seeth

>>149735233
>late thirties
Mahomes won't have to play that long. He's not missing the playoffs and getting bounced in wildcard rounds like Brady was.

>>149735208
>>149735307
4/10 even discounting the fact she doesn't know ball which would take her down to a 3

I don't get yellow fever fags.
Kay Adams is way hotter.

>>149735396
based

>>149735396
literal whore, league bicycle

>>149735524
I know. She's the hottest football slut by far.

>>149735551
>>149735396
I think she was the best but she bogged herself with too much surgery and she lost so much weight it makes me think she's a a drug addict. Her face can change dramatically from month to month since she's abusing botox and face surgery. Not to mention she's always flirting with athletes and probably has been PLAP'd by entire teams.

>>149735378
>skirts is so tight you can see her ass crack
>showing off titty cleavage
Women are evil manipulators. Men don't try to mind control with their outfits. Why do we tolerate women's behavior.

>>149734962

Exactly. Ben Johnson isn't a stupid man and knew full well what kinda pass defense Washington had, yet still implemented a game plan to spam a bazillion passes against it all day long. Don't matter how good a QB is, that is simply asking for trouble.

Now this might have been understandable if the Lions didn't have a good RB but they have one of the best in the league with Gibbs and he pulled down 7.5 yards per carry and was easily cutting thru Washington's near bottom of the league run defense but he only got 14 carries, yet 11 passes were thrown his way (a career high).

That's NOT an accident.

>>149735025
>Weren't the Lions down 10 like halfway through the second quarter and never came out of that hole? You kinda have to pass spam

Ben Johnson had Goff spamming passes right out of the gate and didn't stop throughout the game.

And then the Cowboys won da owl and everybody clapped

>>149735756
and then Jerry woke up

>>149734875
>>149735712
Isn't that a Dan Campbell problem where his philosophy is keep doing what got you to the dance, hence the reason he kept going for it on 4th down against the 49ers in 2023. If they are a pass happy team he wouldn't try to change who they are.

>>149734264
>Chiefs buck broken by the broncos since their inceptions until le Obama administration
>HECKIN look guys! Le chiefs have le owned le broncos since the obongo administration!!! XXXDDDD

>>149736055
Chiefs have more rings tho.

>>149733714
The bugs are fixed but Keanu never shuts the fuck up so I can't play, which sucks because I actually like the game and his acting, but in this he's insufferable

>>149735922

Yes, Dan Campbell deserves blame also as he's the HC and should have shut that shit down at halftime when it was clear it wasn't working but I guess he was hesitant to pull the plug on Ben Johnson and call the game himself, as he had gotten shit for that in the past.

I am a homosexual.

>>149734608
True, I mind them but it's crazy. Met a girl who I didn't think had one but she had 2001 tattooed on her shoulder, as if she'd forget what fucking year she was born

>>149736388
we know, rodgers

>>149735742
I know you're doing your bit right now. But, it is kinda funny how pass spamming is the right way of getting out of a hole they dug themselves into via pass spamming

>>149736262
Yes. Easy when the refs ignore calls for you.

>>149736357
Once you learn the truth about Arasaka you end up just like him. The only good Arasaka is a dead one. And mass casualties from a suitcase nuke on all Arasaka megatowers is the only solution to the Arasaka problem.

>>149736391
>2001
never forget..

>>149736567
hard to forget brady's first season as a starter, and his first super bowl win

>>149736567
if her dad died in a tower than I would let the tat slide

>>149736675
even if her dad died in the tower as the guy piloting the plane in 2001?

>>149734392
>All those shit tattoos.
oof

the armpit hair im mostly neutral on when taken as its own thing in a vacuum but tattoos are a symptom of having a niggersoul and women especially need to be harassed and shamed into many painful hours of laser tattoo removal if they have them.
in what fucking sick world is a bitch allowed to walk into one of the 28,000 tattoo parlors now blighting every city in this once great country and ask a stranger to draw woody woodpecker smoking a joint on her left tit?
the fact that retirement homes in 40-50 years are going to be packed with people with blobs of discolored skin that were once crazy frog, sylvester the cat, faggot flags and meme tattoos is fucking hilarious and fucking sad at the same time. spend your money on things other than permanently marking yourself as one of the unclean which normal people dare not even step on the shadows of for fear of corprus turning them into an ash zombie.
anyway go berds

>>149736427
>I know you're doing your bit right now.

It's not a "bit", everything points to Ben Johnson purposely going with the _exact opposite_ of the game plan he should have implemented, as he already had a HC deal with Chicago and wanted to hurry up and build his coaching staff.

>But, it is kinda funny how pass spamming is the right way of getting out of a hole they dug themselves into via pass spamming

Play-action is why the Lions were the #1 scoring offense in the league and had the best points differential in the league and I'll point out the other time Ben Johnson went full-retard was against the Buccaneers in Week #2, with 50 passes. The Lions also lost that game (16-20).

>>149736830
holy fucking based pooh

>>149736830
dolphins fan here, also anti-tattoo and anti-everything my team's front office does

>>149736871
>I'll point out the other time Ben Johnson went full-retard was against the Buccaneers in Week #2, with 50 passes
>50 passes
>The Lions also lost that game (16-20).
Fucking hell, Detroit is in desperate need of a QB1

>>149736988
> > the #1 scoring offense in the league and the best points differential in the league
> Fucking hell, Detroit is in desperate need of a QB1

>>149736830
finally this offtopic faggot said something good.

>>149737032
>put the game in the hands of the QB
>lose
I'm just saying

>>149737204
Imagine sniffing her asshole

>>149737232
It would smell like stale fruity vape smoke and shit to be entirely honest with you family.

>>149734392
Based pitt enjoyer

>>149736830
Based Pooh bro

About to try out my new Eagles butt plug, plan to leave it in my butthole for at least the next 6-8 hours

>>149737598
cowboys fans miss the feeling of big eagle dick in their ass that much? god damn

Face it, of all the top tier QBs, Allen is the coolest. He has swag, sauce, aura, dog, whatever you want to call it in levels that nobody else has.
Mahomes? Fat washed refbabby. Lamar? Generational choke artist. Burrow? Playoff non-entity. Hurts? Bus rider. Daniels? Tapelet. Stroud? O-linebabby.
Allen? Dripped down to the fucking socks. Every year he single-handedly carries his squadron of shitters to division titles and playoff wins. Every year he repeatedly walks off the field with more points than Kansas City only for McDumbass's defense to let him down. You cannot name 4 of Allen's receivers. Give him half of the corps that any of the QBs above had, and he'd never lose again. He's him. He's that guy. And when he finally makes it to a team that deserves him, the results will show.

How many seasons do you think the NFL has left? To think there are teams that will never win a Superbowl is pretty funny.

>>149735551
Was.

>>149732699
>>149732894
>>149735208
>>149735307
>>149735378
>>149735396
>>149737380
Built for BBC (Big Bronco Cock)

>>149735233
Or remember that Kelce is going to retire after this season. And that his regular season numbers have dropped significantly the past 2 years

>>149733754
i kinda agree. jerry's because problem is that he is soft and too loyal to players (like dak).

Trevor Lawrence will save the league.

>>149740639
He can't even save the Jags

>>149741138
to be fair can anyone?

>>149740639
He can't even save himself from looking like a character from Avatar

>>149741167
Tru tru

>>149732793
>Imagine walking in for a surgery
It's incredible how your autistic seethe has gotten more autistic each time
I'll enjoy your suicide stream when JJ is good

Me and my boyfriend are so excited to go to the Chiefs training camp this summer!!!

>>149741374
I could heem your BF

>>149741474
He's a balding fat white guy with a testosterone deficiency so probably.

Why the fuck did the bears extend Poles? He had 2 years left on his contract not one.
He has literally one good thing on his entire resume the last 3 years, the Panthers trade. Otherwise every draft pick was a mistake of picking someone worse than someone else available and every coaching related decision (til possibly now but that remains to be seen) was a bad one.
He absolutely deserves to be fired already but he should have 100% been canned if the bears are last in the division yet again, as it would definitively show that the rest of the NFCN all executed rebuilds better than the bears did between 2021 and 2025

>>149741477
nice self description

>>149741520
>extend Poles
uhhhhhhhh, yeah

>>149741209
sybau

>>149740639
Tlaw is a bust and people make up excuses for him every season

>>149741265
But I'm right

>>149740639
tlaw is a bust. he peaked in high school and freshman year of college and stagnated. he's never going to make it.

TLaw has too much dog for me to give up on him

>>149742361
You're autistic
Brady and Mahomes meditate. Mahomes fucking wears lucky underwear to give himself confidence and Brady did weird voodoo rituals
Good athletes have weird ways of calming themselves / retaining confidence

Shelaw will save this bussy

brady and mahomes meditate on this bussy

>>149744459
Meditation is not the problem, it's the way he goes about it doing it out in the open in a "hey, look at me!" Way. Keep that shit to yourself. He's a bust

>>149744758
>bro he shouldn't meditate before playing because I'm insecure and would be embarrassed about doing things I like in public
Sounds more like you were a bust in life

>>149745211
the other 31 teams should collude to make sure the patriots dont get good again, i dont want to see them with a winning record

>>149741520
Ryan Poles is one of the guys behind the current chiefs dynasty. Some of our best players were added while he was there.

>>149741576
I'm suprirsed you zoomers are old enough to remember that.

tripped on a wire and spilled a ginormous cup of pee on my bed

rate mina's pit game

>>149745693
Real korean girls don't have tattoos especially ones that go to Yale, that's how you know she's not a real one.

>>149745693
She has the decency to shave, which I appreciate

>>149745693
Imagine waking up to a beautiful and dignified woman like this every day

>>149745720
Koreans and Japanese people are fucking cringe. I'm glad Mina is a properly westernized woman.

>>149745693
Sexo

>>149745743
Tattoos don't belong on women's bodies. It's not feminine.

>>149744829
That's exactly what I'm saying. It's like he's trying to prove a point which makes it very disingenuous. "Look at me I'm facing my fears out in the open". Not that there's anything wrong with that, it's cool when ppl have the guts to be openly vulnerable but he's being a big phony about it. He's a bust.

>>149745834
Tattoos are hot

>>149745860
It's not that tattoos look bad, it's that tattoos represent a certain mindset. If you are the type to get tattoos then you aren't my type. Girls like that tend to lack impulse control and have daddy issues. They are sluts.

>>149746110
This is complete headcanon

>TRENDING: San Francisco #49ers superstar pass rusher Nick Bosa says that he loves juggling balls.

>Bosa has a hidden talent for juggling that many do not know of.

Huh?

>>149746110
>it's that tattoos represent a certain mindset.
An ability to commit to something?

>>149745844
>>149746110
So much this. Imagine having a surgeon who does this and a nurse with tattoos.
No thanks!

Reminder that if your QB is on this list, he's a bus rider

>>149746200
kek

>>149746397
Kelce struggled to get 800 yards yet he was voted into the pro bowl by swifties. That list is stupid and you should feel stupid for posting it.
800 yards by Kelce's standards is really bad

>>149735233
We've already all been through this with Jerry Rice half a dozen times now. Randy Moss, Larry Fitzgerald, Justin Jefferson, Coom himself...every couple years someone comes flying out of the gate and it's like "OMG HE'S ON PACE TO DO X" and then by the end of their career they're like five seasons' worth of productivity behind Rice. It'll be the same with Brady. His individual seasons can be replicated, even the mutli-year stretches can be for a really good qb on a really good team like Mahomes. But the entre career? Get real.

A guy playing at an MVP level in his mid 40's has happened one time and it happened to a guy who was a fitness psycho who ate like a precontest bodybuilder for decades, who also learned how to pre-emptively go down and /or dump the ball quick to avoid huge hits better than anyone while also just being kind of an underrated tough bastard in general. Mahomes is no pussy but his current playstyle is not sustainable. How much longer do you guys really think the 20 second dropbacks with multiple spin-outs and narrowly averted tackles thing is going to work? He's still quick enough to get away with it now but he's not doing that shit for another 10 years.

It makes me laugh when people say Brady only has the numbers he had because he played so long. Faggots, *that's* the hard part. Which is why no one else ever did it.

>>149746397
>Lamar Jackson has the most help
>and he unironically still needs more help

Ravenfags, I...

>>149746466
Rodgers and Mahomes are both scrambling QBs. Rodgers won back to back MVPs at age 37 and age 38. If not for the Achilles injury Rodgers would probably be playing at an MVP level.

>>149746567
I like Lamar and I fucking seethe every postseason because he keeps coming up short

>>149746543
>would probably be

But he isn't, because he developed some physical issues and regressed a little like pretty much everyone Besides Brady or Rice does at that age.

The Chargers are still shit

>>149746778
>>149746466
>>149735233
>>149739570
A Chiefs reporter broke down film on what happened to Mahomes in the last 2 seasons where he went from a statgod in 2022 to just a very good QB in 2024.

In 2023 Mahomes played good but his receivers led the league in drops which made him not trust his WRs. This led to him not throwing with anticipation and holding on to the ball longer to make sure he was on the same page. This effectively made him slow down mentally which was fine as long as he had protection....

In 2024 his OL was shaky at LT, so he still had the slowed down hesitation of 2023 but this time he didn't have the OL to protect him. So his mind is slowed down from the lack of trust, while his legs are sped up from the lack of protection, this led to the worst performance of Mahomes career where he made uncharacteristic throws and looked human for the first time in his career.

Mind you, Mahomes had such a huge gap between himself and his peers that this decline only made him on par with his peers such as Lamar and Allen. Assuming the Chiefs new LT works out and the Chiefs get normal injury luck Mahomes could easily return back into the statgod we saw in 2022 which is the only way they beat an Eagles super team.

>>149746466
Jerry Rice's longevity was just ridiculous. It's what puts him as the GOAT.

>>149747161
>>149746466
>longevity
Nobody cares about this. There's plenty of NBA players who played longer than Jordan and had more career points, what made Jordan unique was his points per game which currently sits at #1. I ask this again:
Would you rather have a QB who threw for 3 TDs a game but only played for 10 years or a QB who only threw 1 TD per game but played for 30 years?

Both QBs would end their career with 510 TDs.
>3 TDs * 17 games * 10 years = 510TDs
>1 TD * 17 games * 30 years = 510TDs

test(icles)

>>149747080
>to just a very good QB in 2024.
Everyone calls 40 year old Rodgers washed even though he had similar stats as Mahomes. And I'm supposed to believe that Mahomes is somehow going to magically get better like Brady did?

>>149747235
Brady or Mahomes? I'll take Brady all day

>>149747305
>Rodgers played without his WR1, WR2, WR3, RB1, RB2, T3, T4, and the team playing musical chaiirs at LT
>Rodgers was going for a 3peat and had every team treating them like their superbowl
>Rodgers had a tough schedule like the Chiefs
>Rodgers managed to get the 1 seed and carry his team to the owl despite all of this.
>Rodgers sent the current and former MVP winners home crying in the playoffs.
Damn, Rodgers really is the goat.

>>149747394
Rodgers played for the fucking Jets while Mahomes had one of the greatest coaches in Andy Reid. That's not even including the help he got from the refs which I'm afraid to being up because it gets you guys really riled up. We've seen the best of Mahomes

>>149747336
At this age Mahomes has the rings of Brady but the stats and MVPs of prime Peyton.

Wow, Brady took you to 3 Superbowls in his 20s? Cute, Mahomes took us to 5.

What point of Mahomes holds EVERY accomplishment and stat by age 29 do you not comprehend. Most TDs/yards/rings/MVPs/wins/etc.....

>>149747625
Still taking Brady at age 40 over Mahomes at age 29

white out uniforms are lazy and bad

San Antonito is not a viable expansion city. The market is oversaturated

REMINDER: if your team lost to the weaponless Chiefs in 2024 your team stands no chance now that Mahomes has the most depth at WR in his career.

Steelers, Ravens, Raiders, and Broncos? LOL, you lost to us without our WR1, WR2, RB1, and RB2.

Are the Chiefs now where the Cowboys were in the second half of the 90s? Or do they still have more dynasty left in them?

>>149747500
The packers are one of the best run franchises. It certainly ranked above the Chiefs as a place you would want to be drafted in the last 4 decades.

>>149747856
I like my team's all white uniforms but I seem to be in an extreme minority

>>149747918
Last time the Chiefs got devasted in the superbowl it took them 2 years to get back, I expect that to be the case. Mahomes isn't in his prime yet which is around age 30-31 for QBs in the modern era.

>>149747907
>All turn out to be busts
>Team plays like shit including Mahomes
>You'll blame Matt Nagy instead
I already know your copes

>>149748003
He just turned 30, Anon.

>>149747907
I'm worried about their protection. Mahomes already proved he could be productive with a group of mid receivers in 2022. If he doesn't trust his tackles then the offense becomes a slog.

>>149748003
>Mahomes isn't in his prime yet
He's already peaked. He's been downtrending for years now. Played like shit his last two seasons. Spags is the MVP in that team.

>>149748009
Rice has already proven he's a WR1. Worthy showed flashes of brillance towards the end of the last season and will get better. Hollywood is injury prone and drops the ball in the biggest moments, but if he's healthy would be one of the better WRs we've had on the Chiefs. This is a 3 headed monster that will open the field for Kelce.

>>149748014
He'll be 30 in September.

>>149748039
It was a combination of him not trusting his WRs and his LTs. >>149747080

>>149748090
I wanna see 2018 or 2022 Mahomes return.

>>149748142
>2018
The guy who broke down film on the Chiefs concluded the 2018 version of Mahomes was the worst despite his 50 TDs and 5k yards. The stats can be misleading. His decision making skills and accuracy has improved.

>>149748177
Yeah, he wasn't as good as he would become but he was fun as fuck to watch

>>149748039
>I'm worried about their protection.

>Jaylon Moore
There's probably a reason this guy was a career backup. "Moore has a career 83% pass block win rate at tackle and was at 81% last season, which would have ranked third worst at the position had he qualified."
https://sports.yahoo.com/article/espn-analyst-gives-chiefs-b-193040942.html

>Mike Caliendo
This guy is a backup and has no business starting, but Chiefs will try their luck with him.

>Kingsley Suamataia
He was awful at LT and got benched. They are going to see if he's good at guard. I think his coach or family has a connection with Reid, so he might be a nepobaby. Their decision to draft and start this guy might have cost us a 3peat.

>Josh Simmons
He got a career altering injury which big players struggle to recover from. It's a huge gamble. Now that Thuney is gone our OL is objectively worse so it's really going to come down to Simmon's knee. If he pans out this allows them to afford more players on the OL. The fate of the dynasty rest on this dude's knee.

>>149747235
>nobody cares about Kareem or Lebron

Thinkin bout them boyz

>be Rich Eisen
>old school ball knower
>Nix plays like shit in his first start
>can barely complete a pass to his WRs
>Rich still sees something special in him
>be Benjamin "Netanyahu" Solak
>statty boy soiboy faggot
>"Ermmmm ackshually his EPA ermmmm was uhhh uhhh LE BAD!!"
>offer no other analysis or contribute anything meaningful to the conversation
>get BTFO when Nix makes the playoffs

Many such cases of Eye Test > statty boy

>>149748386
Paying that much for a backup is crazy. It's going to be important for Simmons to get healthy I'm assuming he's fully healthy now right?

>>149748446
Wilt Chamberlain had the stats and MVPs.
Bill Russell had the rings.
Michael Jordan had a combination of both so they crowned him the GOAT.

Peyton Manning had the stats and MVPs.
Tom Brady had the rings.
Patrick Mahomes has a combination of both so they will eventually crown him the GOAT.

Mahomes only needs 3 more rings and 3 more MVPs. He doesn't need 7 rings.

>be former NFL Quarterback watches all of Bo Nix's 2024 tape
>"Yo this guy is super underrated"
>be Benjamin "Netanyahu" Solak
>"Ermmmm ackshually he threw behind the lino of scrimmage a lot!!"
>offer no other analysis or contribute anything meaningful to the conversation
>make zero acknowledgement of the Broncos having a non existent run game

Honestly this skinny little creep needs his head kicked in

>>149748497
>Paying that much for a backup is crazy.
It's a butterfly effect from the decision not to sign OBJ as their franchise LT. Chiefs owner isn't like the Eagles owner who will write blank checks; he will nickel and dime players which caused OBJ to sign with the Bengals.

Chiefs went with Donovan Smith, who ended up asking them for more than what OBJ wanted. Their desperation led to them signing Jawaan Taylor who is being paid elite money but is only average at his position (and leads to league in penalties). Dude got 60M guaranteed and was so expensive they had to get rid of Sneed. Now the Chiefs are so desperate they were forced to sign Simmons who had one leg.

> I'm assuming he's fully healthy now right?
He's ahead of schedule in his recovery but still not 100%. Even once he's fully healed it's not guaranteed he'll ever be back to what he was. Plus he's going to need one year to actually get good at the position. As long as Mahomes has healthy weapons he can get to the owl, he just can't win them when the OL is bad. He's had 5 different LT's starting in the Superbowl, that's not normal.

>>149748550
>Ermmmm ackshually he threw behind the lino of scrimmage a lot!!
Even so, outside of gunslinger arguments that I hope nobody takes seriously outside of here, is that even a bad thing?
The ball doesn't care how it got moved forward. A first down is a first down, if a checkdown is the best way to do that then I don't see the harm.
Also, "across the backhalf of the season" is a suspicious conditional. When (((analysts))) do this it makes me wonder if they have an agenda to push.

>>149748811
When Brees was throwing short a lot for years with the Saints+Sean Payton people would say "you don't go broke taking a profit" a lot. Nix is forced to throw short a lot because they have no run game and he gets dinged for it. It's hilarious how little critical thinking ability some of these paid mouthpieces for ESPN have. I actually used to listen to Solak a lot when he was with Locked on Podcast+TheDraftNetwork. Now he's gotten a bigger job title he just spouts stats like the rest of them

>>149748811
If you see anyone citing EPA as a stat that's pretty much confirmation you can safely discard their opinion.
Lil nigga just wants to look like the smartest guy in the room.

alright bros I'm finally over it
it was a DEI MVP I'm tired of defending this guy
how do I cope?

wtf is her problem

>>149748912
Finally Bills fans admit it.
I'm sick of the NY media sucking off Allen. I swear, if I see them ranking him above Mahomes or pushing their dumb rivalry narrative I'm going to quit watching ESPN and FS1.

>>149748912
I can't believe they gave this chudcel league MVP..... ughh massive ick

>>149748550
Bo Nix is 25 and spent a long time in college under multiple coaches/systems. The dude is a seasoned veteran which will trick cazies into thinking he's great.

Nix is already a finished project and won't improve much whereas a young buck like Caleb who is 23 has more room to grow, not to mention showed more glimpses of brilliance.

Let's be honest, Payton mishandled Wilson and put the team in a bad position so he was desperate to win now to avoid getting fired. He needed someone who you could win now with and someone who was cheap to counter the Wilson debacle. Nix checked off all the boxes.

Didn't read

>>149749187
The gm mishandled Wilson by giving him 250 mil

>>149748550
He's literally supporting the idea that Bo Nix is underrated, what are you talking about? He read the take "Bo Nix is underrated" and found a specific stat that he is very good at, even a top 5 player in that specific scenario. He's saying Nix is good, what are you mad about?

>>149748709
Well if Simmons doesn't comeback to 100% it's not the end of the world. You can throw him at RT or guard and he will be very elite at that position if he doesn't regain the explosiveness he had in college. Maybe he'll at least take turns with Moore at LT idk. That would probably be worst case scenario. But if he can be back to even 90% of his former self, he'll be a solid LT and the Oline might be good enough to at least be competitive.

>>149749445
Do they teach you guys how to read in Australia?

>>149749299
apparently not

The kiwi anon is annoying

>>149749512
Lol

>>149749683
What are your thoughts on the Mitsurugi archetype?

>>149749683
So you have autism? Okay?

>kiwi has autism
checks out

5 > 7

>>149750254
Are you okay?

>>149750467
He's been drinking again.
He goes from being a chill dude to a hostile schizo.
Just wait for him to sober up.

>>149750119
Ref baby

I'm not drunk it's just funny when autistic people can't understand context

understand this bussy

>>149750254
>that pic
All of a sudden you make a lot of sense.

>>149750526
Why would the other 31 team owners rig the game against themselves?
>(You): the owners only care about profit!

But the Chiefs are a relatively small market.
>(You): they also care about growth and Taylor Swift brings in a new demographic!

But the Chiefs were dominating before Taylor joined...
>(You): you're right, my refbaby narrative doesn't make sense. I will go touch grass now.

anyway 7 > 3

>>149750750
I never all teams conspired to "rig" it for the Chiefs. Idk why you always say that.
What I'm saying is that there is overwhelming evidence that Mahomes relies on flopping to get roughing the passer calls and a Oline that holds every down because they know it won't get called EVERY time. The game vs the Eagles was perfect proof of that. All of a sudden it's you crying about having a shit o line which it's true. They were able to get away with it until the super bowl and they got mauled

Mahomes will be remembered as a ref baby fraud

LOL

>>149750750
Get a tripcode

>>149747918
>Are the Chiefs now where the Cowboys were in the second half of the 90s?
The dynasty isn't over but we're well overdue for a bad season. We can't keep going to championship rounds forever.
We might allow one of our sons Allen, Lamar, or Burrow to have a chance.

>>149750994
Allen slides late and baits roughing the passer calls just like how Mahomes does it when running out of bounds.
Both players will get a season ending injury one day from doing that and will learn not to do it again.

>>149746466
I think if Justin Jefferson were to, say retire at 33 or 34ish with 2+ rings and only a couple thousand yards short of Rice's total but leagues ahead of him for average yards per game, then he'll 100% go down as the GOAT.
Rice's longevity does not make his GOAT status untouchable. Hell if Lions had actually traded Calvin Johnson like he wanted and he found his way to a contender, then given another 5ish seasons we'd probably be talking about him as the GOAT.

>>149751163
This anon knows ball. Would rather have a player with better per game stats than a dude who just played really long.

Jerry Rice caught 22TDs in a 12 game season lol if you think he's a volume stat babby you're a fuckwit

>>149751194
stfu bitch

Seething

>>149751221
No one's saying he wasn't elite or isn't the current GOAT, but Calvin Johnson's average stats were better and so far Jefferson's are too. Megatron was just riddled with injuries and Detroit was never a contender when he played.

lol he mad

>>149751134
To your credit, I'd say that Allen is a bigger flopper than Mahomes. Doesn't mean Mahomes isn't a flopping ref baby who's won championships because of shitty calls and a holding o line

im mad and i dont know ball

>>149751320
VPN off kiwi

>>149751300
>players per game stats are better in an era with more penalties called on the defence and penalties such as defenceless receiver being expanded in 2010

Gee I wonder why lol it's not like fantasy football brings in a ton of revenue for the NFL or anything

>>149751364
Jefferson already holds the all time yards per game record, if penalties gave him yards too he'd have well over 100 yards per game on average. He's also the most doubled receiver in the game so it's not like he's getting soft looks

>>149751366
Allen's flops are shameless.

Calvin Johnson is so overrated now
he put up his bloated stats because defenses were checked out half the time because they were up 3 possessions. Acting like it's in spite of and not because Detroit blew why he put up numbers is hilarious

if megatron was so good why did he go 0-16 in 2008?

>>149751439
So he's like Baker Mayfield where his team was either up (or down) by multiple possessions which allowed him to statpad in the playoffs.

>>149751456
Ask Dan Orlovsky

>>149751163
>Retire at 33
It's not like Rice was just some average dude later in his career, guy was putting big numbers after turning 33. Dude would probably be a hall of famer still if you only look at his stats after turning 33. He had 6 +1,000 yard seasons after turning 33 and had over 1,000 at age 40. That is insane. That's past his prime.

>>149751418
Almost as big of a crybabby as the mutt

>>149751395
Find me some videos of Jefferson getting absolutely lit up by a Safety or LB on crossers or slants. They don't exist in 2020s Goodell era football. implying rule changes like that doesn't make a significant difference in statistics measured in the 1980s-early 00s and current NFL is disingenuous

>>149751522
Guess Don Hutson is the real GOAT then since he played in an era where players would just fight each other and intentionally knock each other out

>>149751723
Nice strawman, mutt

>>149751778
You are brown

For me it's the "Mahomes won't maintain his current pace" schizo.

He's the only one I haven't defeated on /nfl/ and refuses to bend the knee no matter how much data I show him.

>>149751163
>guy who plays for the Vikings
>2+ rings

>>149751824
I'll believe it when I see it chads just can't stop winning

>>149751824
What are you talking about? multiple people are saying this. And that he's a ref baby which is true

You could argue Randy Moss or Justin Jefferson have arguments against Jerry Rice, but not Calvin Johnson. He's a Mathew Stafford baby.

>>149751819
Show me the data on that

>>149752005
>The year is 2029 and Mahomes has been to his 12th straight AFC championship
You: "But he won't maintain this pace"

https://youtu.be/pF2H49iSZGM?si=Swcy1N_aFDvWSloU
jerry jones bday worst home loss since he bought the team lmao

If I could be president for a day I would launch a criminal investigation into Kirk Cousin's contract.
The GM knew he was going to draft a QB, so it made no sense to pay that much money for Kirk. Kirk's agent must have given the GM a cut of the money.

i;m thinkgen bout thos boyz again

>>149747235
This post is facetious because you act like the choice is between a guy with mediocre productivity for a long time or a guy with MVP-tier production for a short time. But the whole point is that the guys we're talking about did both.

Jerry Rice didn't just average okay stats for a really long time, he led the league in yards and touchdowns six times. Brady led the league in TDs five times and set the league record for completions in his 22nd season. They were consistently near the top of the league in productivity AND had implausibly long careers. You understand? It's not an either / or wiht them. They had the 10 year career of the first guy you described, but then did it again. That's why their records are most likely untouchable

>>149752151
That’s the real problem. They didn’t know they were going to draft a qb. They suddenly fell in love with Jr. Penis weeks before the draft.

>>149752135
Goff is a front runner, he sure knows how to run up the score when there's no pressure on him, but when he's down he wilts like a flower.

That game is why the Lions didn't make it to the owl. You're up 40-10, yet you still have all your starters in the game giving maximum effort. That's why they had so many injuries. Their low IQ HC practically handed the Eagles a superbowl.

>>149752191
so is your dad

>>149752266
How would you know what my dad is thinking? Did he whisper it in your ear after stretching out your bussy or something?

>>149752234
worth to humiliate demboys, healthy lions werent beating iggles, maybe not even commies lions defense blows they have no answer to mobile qbs

>>149752205
The point of the post was to show that per capita is more important.

>First Team All-Pro
Brady 3
Peyton 7

Brady wasn't even considered the best QB during his era, he just had the most rings which is a team stat.

>>149752285
Not really. He's an easy fuck since he's old and shit.

>BREAKING: Browns second-round pick RB Quinshon Judkins was arrested today in Florida for a battery and domestic violence charge.

>Judkins, 21, is being held for the following charges: "Touch or strike/battery/domestic violence."

Not my fantasy league sleeper pick!

>>149752234
>That's why they had so many injuries.

No it isn't, it was just bad luck. Sometimes shit happens.

Also, running up the score on the Cowshits is ALWAYS acceptable.

>>149752294
>healthy lions werent beating iggles,
NTA but the healthy Lions could've beaten any team

>>149752356

lol, Browns...

>>149752356
Literally has everything to do with his skin color.

>>149752375
I doubt that but I suppose we'll never know

>>149752294
>healthy lions werent beating iggles

Philly methhead, please. The Lions had the highest scoring offense in the league last season as well as the best points differential and this was with their defense effectively all dead.

A healthy 2024 Lions would have literally strolled into a Super Bowl win.

>>149752364
>No it isn't, it was just bad luck
Luck is a manageable resource. If you rest starters, there's a 0% chance they'll get injured

>>149752429
kek suck my ball faggot

>>149752467
what happened to the other one

>>149752356
The Browns is the Browns

Is this the most stacked coaching lineup in division history?

>>149752429
based
>>149752467
cringe

>>149752429
>Point differential
I am not impressed by running up the score on shit defenses.

>>149752484
Sean Payton is overrated

>>149752484
Pete Carroll is the white Mike Tomlin

>>149752548
Maybe, but when Sean Payton is your weak link in your division that says a lot.

>>149752484
That's actually a good question. Harbaugh is the only one there without a Superbowl title but he's won the National Championship.

>>149732690
>Say his name

sup faggots

>>149752652
Brush your teeth

Uh oh

>>149752588
I blame Andy Reid. He should have let some of them win so they wouldn't be fired, now the AFCW is stacked with monsters. Even Belichick knew to let bad coaches win to keep them around.

>>149752330
>NFL All-Pro
>a popularity contest voted on by the ((associated press))

>>149752827
It's funny how fans don't care about All-Pros yet athletes are obsessed with them and use them as bragging rights whenever they are hanging out.

>>149752588
>Harbaugh is the only one there without a Superbowl title

yep yep dem boyz gon put it in yer butt

>>149752876
If Herbert chokes with Harbaugh there will be calls to get rid of him. Probably could trick a shit franchise like the Giants, Browns, or Jets into giving you a 1st round pick for Herbert.

>>149752484
NFC East 2004-2006 had
>Joe Gibbs
>Tom Coughlin
>Bill Parcells
>Andy Reid

Two HOF head coaches and two future HOF head coaches. 10 Superbowl victories as Head Coach combined

>>149752449
>0% chance they'll get injured
Jason Pierre-Paul sends his regards

>>149752909
I think if Gayleb still sucks or is just mid by the end of the 2026 season the bears will trade him and a 1st for Herbert
Ben Johnson could probably do what he did for Goff with Herbert.

>>149753057
Caleb needs a manly coach to scare the gay out of him.

>>149753169
Caleb is a top.

>>149753169
He's too far gone. His parents raised him /weakmind/ and /bitchmade/

>>149753185
Proofs?

>>149752866
Because All-Pro is decided by "experts," and from a certain point of view that makes it more legit than, say, the Pro Bowl, which is nothing more than a popularity contest.

>>149752234
Eh, the game was barely half over, ask Matt Ryan about blowing 3+ score leads in the 2nd half. If the Cowboys started coming back you'd have all the starters out there again scrambling trying to stop the bleeding. It'd be one thing if it was a wear and tear type injury but it was a freak accident, could have happened on any play in any game. It's not like his bones got softer because he had to play a few more minutes.

>>149753169
Imagine walking in to surgery and the nurse is wearing this
Fuck outa here wit dat shit

>>149753664
Imagine walking in to surgery and the nurse is wearing this then tells you they're a lifelong Chiefs fan of 5 years or something

>>149753714
Before age 29

>>149753714
most W's against sister by age 29

Imagine walking into surgery and the nurse drives a car with this license plate into the waiting room

>>149753664
lol

• Only QB to ever throw a game-sealing pick six to a White cornerback in the Super Bowl who was also playing on his birthday.

>>149754208
The game was over before it began. Chiefs had too much injuries.

>>149754247
You're right, it's so common that every QB manages to get the 1 seed and carry their team to the Superbowl without their starting WR1, WR2, RB1, RB2, and LT.

The media is trying to push a rivalry narrative. Chiefs already beat the Eagles, so when they won that owl they were just getting even with us.
The closet thing we had to a real rivalry was when the Bengals beat us 3 games in a row and sent us home in the AFCCG.

Yawn...the mutt lost...but you are the bigger loser. get over it muttlover and go jerk off to your blacked.com porn.

>us
>we
>our
>my
>your
>me
kwab

listening to fanboys kvetch about injuries meanwhile my team won their first with a backup quarterback
feels good

>SKEEYUP I JUS FIND IT HARD TO BELEEB THAT THIS MAN, THIS BILLIONAIRE WITH DOZENS OF OUTHA BILLIONAIRES IN HIS POCKET WOUD DO THEES
>I mean, so what are you saying? That it wasn't suicide?
>SKEEIIIP THE MAN WUZ ON SUICIDE WATCH. LEMME AX YOU A QUESTION. SKEEYUP IF YOUR IN A CELL 24 HOURS A DAY WITH NO BEDSHEETS, NO SHOELACES, SKYEEEUP THEY DON'T EVEN LET YOU HAV NORMAL CLOTHES. NOW HOW THE HELL HE HANG HISSELF LIKE THAT? AND UNDER TWENTY FO HOUR SURVALLENCE.
>I don't think it's impossible...
>SKEEYUP
>Look all I know is that Manhattan has one of the best federal prisons in the county
>THE MAN WAS KILLED SKEEEEUP
>You wanna put dew on that? How many cases? Do I need to remind you that you're down 20 cases right now because your man, 'the GOAT', is already proving tha-
>SKEEEEIP THIS AIN'T ABOUT LEBRON NOW I TOLD U KEEP THA KANG NAME OUT YO MOUFF, YOU GONNA END UP LIKE HOMEBOY HERE

>>149754096
Ok but this is based

>>149754395
I miss them

>>149754348
see >>149732862

>>149754369
Webm spammer anon, that works on them, not me. You won't gaslight me into thinking this isn't how fans have talked about their teams since the dawn of mankind.

I, personally, defeated the chief last season

>>149754395
kek Shannon is based but 100% zesty. "Accidentally" leaving his phone recording while he plower some chick was so cringe

>>149754448
We know Cooper, good job

>>149754448
Based Cooper DeJean on the chan

>still mindbroken by the Chiefs even after they lost
Mahomie really did a number on this general

>>149754395
Did that instagram slut cost him a 100M contract at ESPN?

The girl is into BDSM and has a choke fetish. She tricked Shannon into talking about her fetish over the phone and now is extorting him for 50M.

>>149754395
They need to reunite. First things first just isn't nearly as good, I need two people with shit takes getting into a screaming match, not 3 people with shit takes politely agreeing or disagreeing with mild banter

>>149754508
he seems like the type

>>149754597
Undisputed was kino but it was getting old. Skip and Sharpe were starting to repeat the same arguments. First Things First manages to keep it fresh since their cast are actual friends unlike Skip and Sharpe, and they do comedy skits.

>>149754483
Realistically, how do you avoid the situation Sharpe is in?
>You fuck an instathot who has a choke fetish
>After months of dating you get into an argument with her
>You say "you want to be choked" on the phone obviously referring to her choke fetish
>She extorts you for 50M with an out of context recording.

>>149754683
1. Don't put your dick in crazy
2. If you fail at 1 make sure you don't have any incriminating texts/calls/voice messages
3. If you fail at 1 and 2 make sure you have her sign a NDA

Seems easy enough for a multi millionaire

>>149754683
FTF has a higher floor, but the best episode of Undisputed for the week was typically the equivalent of the best episode of FTF of the entire month.
Even the post superbowl episode of FTF making fun of Nick doesn't come close to some of Skip's crashouts after the every year's cowboys collapse

>>149754096
I wonder if BENIS is taken yet

>>149754757
It doesn't help that Brou and Wilds suck dog asshole. Brou especially is cringe. I don't know if it was his idea with those "that man Brou" song segments or a producers call but I've never cringed so hard at a sports show in my life. I think they did it twice as well. Nick at least knows ball even if he baits hard like Colin

>>149754395
Lmao

>>149754809
I don't understand why the comments glaze Wildes so much.

Remember when Nick Wright used to suck off Lamar as one of the best players but now hates him since Lamar made fun of his nose on twitter.

>>149754927
Nothing I hate more than people making top 5 or top 10 lists then having ties. It's basically the take version of hedging. Just don't make a list at all if you can't do it

>>149732682 (OP)
Who is the dark horse candidate to win it all this year? Hard mode: it can’t be your team

>>149755005
> Hard mode: it can’t be your team
Hard mode is not picking the Chiefs or Eagles, or any team that played in the conference championship round.

>>149754809
Brou and Wildes are literally just there to make Nick look less dumb by comparison.
Replace Brou with Greg Jennings and Nick would consistently sound much dumber, given Greg tends to have the best takes of the "main 5"

>>149755005
Assuming dark horse means not Chiefs, Bills, Eagles, Ravens, or Lions and I can't select my beloved Kangz, then I'd probably go with Rams followed by Washington and Denver.

>>149755005
Bucs have all the pieces to do it. Tristan Wirfs injury hurts but if he's only out the first 4 games it won't cost them the division. They have weapons all through the offence, a staunch O line, D line and have beaten the Eagles twice in the last two years

>>149754683
Free my boy, skeeeeuuup

I'll never understand why Sharpe took it personal. He broke the kayfabe and forgot that debate shows aren't real. With First Things First they can insult each other for hours and nobody takes it personally since they realize sometimes you have to take an L for entertainment value.

>>149755369
He fell for the Damar Hamlin grift too hard

You guys ever wondered what Football will look like in the future? Im thinking the NFL will just get rid of the kickoff at some point. It's basically already dead.

>>149755369
Some wrinkly old man unironically challenged his hall of fame, all time great career for the sake of pride. TF are you talking about?

>>149755005
rasm bengals
bucs
colts panthers
that order and tier

>>149754927
>stroud
>williams/stafford
holy shit outjerked again

>>149755005
my dark horses:
1. Bucs
2. Chargers
3. Broncos
4. Steelers
5. Bears

>>149755217
Dark horse means a team nobody is thinking about. Vikings, Commies and Rams aren't dark horses.

How the hell did Josh Allen become the Reddit QB? I thought we were supposed to be rooting for the white guy, why are we aware that Lamar Jackson is the better QB but Reddit is obsessed with Allen? What the fuck happened? Did we slip into another universe?

>>149755307
baker had to be fugazid out of the wildcard so he didnt go nuclear and make it a bucs chiefs rematch. gay league wanted the american eagles to win

>>149755437
>>149755398
>Some wrinkly old man unironically challenged his hall of fame, all time great career for the sake of pride
He gets paid to talk trash about athletes. He can dish it out but not take it himself? Also, insults only work if there's truth to them. If your dick is 9 inches and someone says you have a tiny dick you wouldn't be mad since you know how absurd the insult is.

Skip said "you're jealous of Brady since you didn't play as long". Everyone who hears that knows how absurd it is since Tom and Sharpe played different positions so Sharpe has no right to take that insult seriously. But like they say, if an insult bothers you then there must be some truth to it, maybe he really was jealous of Brady.

>>149755500
You're being dishonest about what he actually said to win an argument.

>>149755467
Allen is spiritually a >black QB

>>149755518
What did he say? I don't really remember it. I just remember it being a stupid comment by Skip that shouldn't be taken seriously.

>>149755500
I mean Shannon was considered one of the GOAT late round / undrafted players, and now any and all discussion of later round GOATs just goes right to Brady instead of being a real discussion, maybe that irks him a bit

>>149755519
He's whiter than Memehomes though, that's for sure. Who's the best pure pocket passer left anyway?

>>149755524
>I'm in the effin' hall of fame
>So what? So what? He's way better than you!
>You take personal shots
>So what?
>You're willing to make personal shots at me because I'm willing to say he's playing bad this year?
>Y-y-y-y-you just y-y-y-ou disrespect him!
Skip is OBSESSED with Brady and cares so much about fellating him that he told his showmate and friend that his entire career doesn't matter because he's "jealous" that Brady was better than him. He told a grown man, whose achievements and recognition are far more significant than his own, that everything he's done is irrelevant because Brady is who he is. It was ridiculous. There's no defending Bayless.

>at his age
Cope and seethe, lol.

>>149755524
>told a man who only continued to play because his brother's career was cut short that his entire career is irrelevant just to win an argument about brady's decline despite knowing that sharpe's entire nfl career was a remarkable achievement overcoming his draft position and prospects to become an all-time legend, unironically top five in his position, solely to allow his brother to live vicariously for him
it was unironically disgusting
I'm disappointed that skip's career isn't over already

I just don't care what old people say. The new generation knows best. Get with the times like my boy James Gladstone

>>149755556
>>149755537
Even IF Skip said something that was disrespectful. Them blowing up and having an argument is great for ratings. That argument generated millions of views on social media. As soon as the episode ended they should have shaked hands and said "our ratings are killing it right now!". It's WWE, not meant to be taken seriously.
The only time you should be mad is if your ratings are bad which puts both of you in jeopardy of losing your multi million dollar gig.
>his showmate and friend
That's the thing, Skip was not really friends with anyone and went out of his way to avoid friendship.

>>149755005
>implying my team is a dark horse
For the NFC, the Buccaneers. Bakey is clutch, Egbuka is legit, and most importantly Todd Bowles is the coach for the NFC meta. You can't run on his teams, and all the contenders in the conference depend on their run game first.
For the AFC, it feels like Houston is a dark horse. Nobody brings them up as contenders, but Stroud out of the sophomore slump and less injuries on the team should give him a punching chance.

>>149755467
It's because NFL reddit is bought and paid for by the NFL itself. It sounds like a conspiracy but I'm not joking or exaggerating. All of the major NFL reddit pages work solely to push the narrative and agenda that the NFL itself has. Allen is the star the NFL wants, Lamar is the actual superstar.

>>149755599
Why the FUCK are you defending some greasy old man? Shut the fuck up.

>>149755599
>bro it was for ratings bro
it was obviously because skip sits in the cuck chair for brady what are you even talking about
it wasn't about ratings at all skip was just pissed that shannon was honest about brady's play

>>149755622
>>149755586
>>149755633
Please don't tell me I'm speaking to NPCs who think debate shows are real or are meant to be taken seriously. I put them in the same genre as WWE. Sharpe getting mad is the equivalent of a career jobber getting upset he lost a shoot. I can imagine the cast of First Things First having a similar heated argument and as soon as the camera stops rolling they're like "our ratings will be through the roof".

>>149755647
SAS is the worst of them all. So happy I barely watch NBA outside of the playoffs. His constant shouting is awful

>>149755663
Kill yourself.

>>149755663
I can't imagine being proven wrong so thoroughly and being shown why Bayless's behavior was insanely disrespectful and uncouth just to be like "lmao no don't care." Grow up. You're an adult living at home with your parents. It's time to get a grip on reality and become a real adult. You're out of touch. Get a job, meet some real people, and learn how to exist in humanity.

>>149755663
drop it bud

You now remember
>I want Andre Iguodala
kek the most juicy engagement bait in recent history

>>149755664
Kiwi, you agree with me that debates shows are mostly staged and that it's foolish to take insults personally.

SAS for instance will mock Dan Orlosky's career, and DO never takes it personally since he knows they're just doing it to entertain the fans.

>>149755736
>desperately appealing to the thread's most notorious troll for support
drop it

>>149755736
I simply don't care. Shannon has a right to be insulted if it was just off the cuff/not rehearsed. At the same time blowing up the show because of it was dumb same as Skip not apologizing. Ultimately people getting in their feelings because of a sports debate is embarrassing. People have called me retarded for whatever takes I've had over the years. It's up to everyone to decide whose opinion of them matters and whose opinion doesn't. Shannon clearly values Skip's opinion of him too much which is why the insult hurt

holy shit can y'all drop the old man yaoi

how is this HOF worthy

>>149755742
>>149755752
>>149755799
You're all misunderstanding me. I'm not saying they're fake as in it's 100% staged. I'm saying they're performance artist. Debates shows are way more produced than you think. They have morning meetings on what they're going to talk about and even will share/rehearse a hot-take to further develop it. The producers will sometimes suggest one of them pick a team so that they can debate it.

A perfect example of this is Sharpe being the Lebron guy while he's on FS1, then goes to ESPN and is arguing for Jordan since SAS is the Lebron guy. (This didn't happen but there was the equivalent where I recall Sharpe completely changing sides in order to be a contrarian to SAS).

>>149755828
The greatest we've ever seen before age 29

>>149755829
Stop posting. Holy shit stop posting. Stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop

>>149755829
i agree
sharpe IS a fag

>>149755829
>A perfect example of this is...
>(This didn't happen
IT'S NOT A VERY GOOD EXAMPLE THEN, IS IT?

>>149755814
I ain't the one who spent the past two hours sucking off skeets bayless.

>>149755828
He won league MVP and Superbowl MVP. That's HoF worthy. It's extra hard to do that if you're not a QB.

>>149755828
They gave it to him because he's a media guy. The Hall and MVP votes are just media insiders jerking off their favorite guys and/or letting in their own people. Davis had a couple years that were insane, but it was also at the tail end of a major era and without significant competition. He really doesn't deserve to be in the hall. Honestly, Eli Manning has a better argument than he does.

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>>149746397
>implying pat ricard is as valuable as jamarr chase