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7/26/2025, 4:31:15 AM
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Of course. Didn't you know that Hiroshi Yamauchi wasn't actually a human being? He was a vessel that enclosed 7 yakuza oni spirits from 7 different regions in Japan. These oni monopolized the gambling in Japan with the hanafuda Nintendo cards and put a spell so that no other company could produce cards, truly evil.
Yamauchi, often referred to as "大魔王 ティラノ天堂" (Great Evil King Tyranotendo), tyranized the video games market with his monopolic practises, it is said that the Master System or the PC Engine didn't actually ever exist, and that they were invented time after so hide the fact that the Famicom was actually the one and only console existing in Japan.
Thankfully, 3 warriors from the western world, known as Electronic Arts, Activision and Ubisoft, aka "The Allies", sealed the oni back and now the oni are shut in their respective temples. But we must be careful, we never knew when the seals could be removed, and the demons of Tyranic Monopoly run rampant free again.
Of course. Didn't you know that Hiroshi Yamauchi wasn't actually a human being? He was a vessel that enclosed 7 yakuza oni spirits from 7 different regions in Japan. These oni monopolized the gambling in Japan with the hanafuda Nintendo cards and put a spell so that no other company could produce cards, truly evil.
Yamauchi, often referred to as "大魔王 ティラノ天堂" (Great Evil King Tyranotendo), tyranized the video games market with his monopolic practises, it is said that the Master System or the PC Engine didn't actually ever exist, and that they were invented time after so hide the fact that the Famicom was actually the one and only console existing in Japan.
Thankfully, 3 warriors from the western world, known as Electronic Arts, Activision and Ubisoft, aka "The Allies", sealed the oni back and now the oni are shut in their respective temples. But we must be careful, we never knew when the seals could be removed, and the demons of Tyranic Monopoly run rampant free again.
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