I hope if you have or know a girl or an attractive female, one who passes, you bring her to my specific city for burial. I work in the mortician field somewhere in Tennessee. I may or may not be licensed. I may or may not be a professional. I may be an apprentice, someone who has access to the family or a family member’s business, or a janitor. I won’t answer any questions. I don’t want anything to ruin my life in this world or the next.
I marry females spiritually, committing our souls together, before their burial, so that they can be part of my harem in the next life. Young girls and teens make up the majority of my harem. They are my preferred souls to be with. They are not in large numbers, but being that there has been a consistent flow I’ve had access to, I have gained a small clutch. At first, it was like a little self-indulgent treat, having worked on a few girls I found rather attractive, even dead. I skillfully wrap a metal band [a thin engraved and inscribed ring I developed] around their proximal phalange, place a small scroll of spiritual vows in them [somewhere I deem significant], and conduct a little ceremony for vows. Don’t overthink it. They could be either unmarried spiritually for eternity, or not. I choose not.
Young teens and girls are pretty much automatic - provided they aren’t simply fat. That’s simply my preference. For the rest, if she is athletic, fit, somewhat thin, and attractive, she does it for me. It’s unfortunate, but that number is small. My standards are too high. The bulk of bodies I see are either male, too old, or too fat. Oh, and married women aren’t an exception, by the way. “Till death do us part” is part of their former marital vows. If I find them attractive, they’re getting a new set of vows… To ensure there would be no conflict in the next life, I add the phrase, “you and your spirit will always be closer to my heart, like your ring to my finger.” Let that little nugget settle in.