>"Alice and Yuzu are le heckin Yuri"
>Game shows they both want my (Wise) cock
>eeeeh hurr durr they are BI now!!!!
No, they are straight. You made a headcanon about them and then you got BTFO as usual. The same spiel every single time when two females interact or look at each other. Yuzu wants my cock. Alice wants my cock. There is nothing sexual or romantic between them. They are friends that like sucking the same cock. A girl does not lean her head on a random older guys shoulder unless she wants to be bend over a table and fucked like a ragdoll. Those actions are specific and purposeful from girls, especially JKs.
>for (you) and Yuri are not mutually exclusive
It stops being Yuri when you put a man between them. That becomes a love triangle between 2 girls and a man. In Yuzu and Alice's case, they're not even gay for each other. You made that up out of nowhere. This a game where the I can date literaly every agent. Quit making up about fake headcanons about relationshios inside a fictional setting because you want to make every relationship gay for some existential validation, you weirdo. I wonder how long you can keeo this up without the game fueling your delusion.