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>>532069498 >NewsVersion 2.1 "The Impending Crash of Waves" Special Program
https://youtu.be/lT68Fo91vWk
Agent Record | Alice Thymefield
https://www.hoyolab.com/article/39231485
Agent Record | Ukinami Yuzuha
https://www.hoyolab.com/article/39218785
>Newest Trailer/Teaser/Character demohttps://youtu.be/fFU7rj7IoLo (EN)
https://youtu.be/c4mHDmvrn4M (JP)
https://youtu.be/yV8loyeDX_M (EN)
https://youtu.be/_i8DIN0zyZo (JP)
https://youtu.be/ftIfHp2h7eg (EN)
https://youtu.be/Oz3CTkv8AKo (JP)
https://youtu.be/DDl9QwUtLGg (EN)
https://youtu.be/PzvF1WBLibs (JP)
>Upcoming Events for 2.1https://zenless.hoyoverse.com/en-us/news/157696
All-New Program 07/16 - 09/03
Tales of Midsummer Dreams 07/17 - 09/03
Legend of the Marvelous Fish Stall 07/22 - 08/11
"En-Nah" Chess Legend 07/28 - 09/03
Advanced Bounty: Routine Cleanup 08/01 - 08/06
"En-Nah" Into Your Lap 08/06 - 09/03
Ghost Ship Adventure 08/06 - 08/25
JoJo's Space Mystery 08/13 - 08/25
Failume Summer Puzzle 08/20 - 09/03
Data Bounty: Combat Simulation 08/27 - 09/01
>Redeemable codes (claimable in-game or online)https://zenless.hoyoverse.com/redemption
ZENLESSGIFT
ZZZ21SUMMER
YUZUHAGIFT
>Resources and useful linkshttps://rentry.org/zzzlinks
https://rentry.org/ZZZ-drawpile
https://rentry.org/ZZZFriends
>/zzz/ OP pastebin (use this if making new thread):https://pastebin.com/PzbMf13P
now that it's confirmed our date with Asta is canon
what's our verdict? who's /our/ true wife?
How are the bellesisters holding up?
>>532101750 (OP)New Yuzuali kino just dropped
>>532101859Belle MC never made sense.
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Why is Wise pointing like that?
>>532101750 (OP)Thank you for the Yuzuali thread!
Why is Jane said to be a Piper sidegrade again?
>>532101843>now that it's confirmed our date with Asta is canonThat's cute.
Astra is our hetero superstar waifu in Eridu. I'm gla I C2'd her.
>>532101859I donโt care about getting groomed by chink hags so nothing of value was lost
>>532101843Astra Yao: I love cock and balls. I prefer Wise over Belle. I am heterosexual.
That's the verdict.
>>532101741story and wouldn't say mechanics, but piling on different shit like aftershocks and ruptures with off-on field proc agents
i guess it was too late to just, include mechanics that could fit in with our current agents because they need a reason to keep selling shit.
they could at least throw us more free A agents as well. I wonder what its like being a new player and only having one S banner agent. imagine you comin in and you only have someone like fuckin Grace and say, Hugo
>>532101959If u are at work how come you immediately post YYZ on a new thread??? U are just camping all day in this thread? Don't you have your beloved HSR thread too? Or have u moved on from HSR???
Robot fuckers in the thread tonight!
Idol cunnies are in for a real good time
And we're gonna make them lose their minds
We just wanna see yaa.... FUCK THAT
CLINK CLANG CLANG CLICKITY CLANG CLANG CLANG CLICK CLICK CLICKITY CLANG
>>532102023because both want to be on-field.
jane can work with seth, where as piper can work with lucy.
jane dodge counters, where as piper mostly spin tanks and iframes.
it's not exactly a sidegrade, since jane deals a lot more damage. but if you only have her with no ball, and piper is as M6W6 (which is not hard to do), then the damage might be a little closer. idk, i never rolled for her.
>>532102354made for Grace
>>532102354Zased
What are your funds, idol bros ? I've only got 145 rolls at the moment with guaranteed pity after losing the coinflip while trying for tigerbutt, but until they arrive every roll I save will be for them.
>>532102627why did nicole feel the need to tackle komano and make him drop a bunch of drinks?
[BREAKING NEWS]
The top 10 ranks in new tower mostly are from asian, only one western man able to get into top 10
Region representative:
Asia server: 8
China server: 1
EU server: 1
So far there's no NA nor Americas in sight.
>>532102627Why Nicoleโs tits look like that?
>>532102693Gravitational pull towards his massive cock I would assume
>>532102708Americans would rather complain that the game is racist towards white people and promotes Chinese communism rather than getting good.
>>532101979Man whore Wise MC doesn't make sense.
>>532102693She wasn't paying attention I fear.
>>532102708Wtf is tower now
When do I unlock this
>>532102708based layed back NAs, that one euro should take it easy.
and what is that site anyway?
>>532102708>Asia server: 8SEA region is super badasss for a reason.
It' why Hoyo reward us with a lot of Operation Yum locations and write SEA on Belle.
>>532102527Grace is only into robot males like Eous or Billy. She's just looking for a suitably intelligent dildo like the menopaused hag she is
>>532102708>#1>250kHuh? I could swear I have a couple of people with like 600k+ on my friend list. What are those numbers?
>>532102840zzz.mem.moe/board/5
>>532102840ignore this
>>532102952 wrong link
https://zzz.mero.moe/board/
>>532103014Oh fuck. There's too many zeroes.
>>532102280I'm working from home and today is a chill day so I can post whenever I want!!! I havent posted in hsr for at least 2 months or something
They're made for each other
>>532101979>>532102803I honestly think if the narrative was adapted as an anime or something, Wise and Belle would simply take turns piloting Eous.
For example, for the Belobog arc Belle is the primary Proxy while say for the VH arc Wise is.
>>532103141Wise and Astra? hell yeah
The dev that decided to put 4 hours of wordslop into the summer event needs to be shot
>>532102708Let's got Nick Ger from EU! You got this!
>>532102606800 (/160= 5 guarantees)
helps that my 50/50s have been lucky too.
i'll also roll for the chibi bunny, but not sure who else. (probably engines)
i kinda want alice too, but don't want to retire piper. wish we had more info on what upcoming characters will synergize with.
>>532103125So are you still playing the game? I use to also play gfl2 and HSR but dropped those!!!
we love angels of erection here
>>532103246We have become undripped. It's over.
ZZZ headquarters are in chaos.
>>532102826it's in the VR
complete chapter 3 to unlock
>>532102884Asia also includes KR and JP dummy
>>532103190It's like 1 hour of story at most ADHD bro
>>532103463Only if you spam click through dialogue.
>>532102884>belle's tits are made for SEAi kneel
>>532103246https://act.hoyoverse.com/zzz/event/e20250625dripfest-g1fj0d/
Any word of this game getting a mechanic which prevents you from losing 50/50 endlessly?
I haven't fought Bringer in like 2 patches and all of a sudden when I fight him my game drops like 15 fps, I swear it wasn't like this before
this is my current roster, abysmal dogshit i know, i want to get more characters but afaik all the cool characters are locked behind timed banners
is there any way to know the banners ahead of time? i'm not interested in the current banners nor the next ones that i can see in the event calendar but there's a lot of the s rank agents i want so that means i'm not gonna roll till september at the very earliest
the chinks really are good at scamming people huh, not even fgo had a gacha system this atrocious
>>532103696>078th percentileBig W
>>532103726they rerun around 6 months after premiere
(outlyers are 5 and 8+)
sigh, hold on, i'll go prepare a chart. i've been meaning to anyway
>>532103726we only know the next patch's banner from tester leaks, you can just look up zzz leaks on social media if you don't frequent the thread, next patch is komano manato and orpheus
>>532102708MY FVUARKING HEROES.....and gweilo
>>532103726>is there any way to know the banners ahead of time?Leaks plus banner rerun rotations.
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>>532103963Did you level up your Agents to Core F and level up skills and discs?
>>532104042Yes, Jane is too weak and I'm not good with Miyabi and need Nagi.
>>532103963If you're having troubles with Jane - she's weak to dodge counters and defensive assists. She normally has superarmor, but those moves interrupt her.
Basically, wait for her to attack, counter, then there's a brief period when she's vulnerable - unload all your damage here. Rinse and repeat.
Funnily enough, that's her own tactic as well. Jane the agent fighting style favors perfect dodge counters.
>>532101843why does the devs have a blatant hardon for wise but they also made belle as a selectable mc? they should've just gone with wise as the only mc and made the whole game a dating sim like those shity persona games
>>532102103I love this full bodied whore so much. And Evelyn. And Yanagi. And Yixuan.
Koleda and her cheeks and tummy are so ryonable
>>532104206Based (if by cheeks you meant the butt)
>>532100040why didn't anyone say anything to how close she came to killing wise here? physical attacks, projectiles and explosions are a thing but ether energy can seemingly pass through matter. she could've telefragged him with ease if she weren't careful enough.
>>532104170Does she actually wear the alt outfit anywhere in game?
Where can I buy a fox repellent?
>>532104078I recommend agents like
Astra
Vivian
Yuziha.
Astra Miyabi Vivian is one of my favourite teams, it's just super smooth once you get familiar with Astra's quick assists.
Jane, Yuzuha and a third Anomaly like Burnice is also a strong team.
While I don't have Yuzuha, some off the other Anons have vouched for her, she is supposed to make all your Anomalies OP just from executing EX special when she can.
>>532104137designated humiliation ritual MC
>>532103696Was there anyone who started with absolute shit luck and turned it around later? Or the reverse? I donโt feel good about my 4 losses in a rowโฆ
The forced drama in the main story this patch really put me off from rolling for Yuzuha and Alice
>>532104468Wise? Yeah.. He covers so many fetishes.
>>5321036960.78bro...
>>532104478No, once your account is unluckseeded, its over. Mihoyo's advanced paypig algorithm has detected you'll keep pulling despite shit odds.
what are the political implications of this
>>532104861Sheโs going to require height on dating apps because sheโs tall
>idle on login screen for a bit too long
HOLY booba what the fuck?!
They're HUGE
>>532103876what about chinatsu? we've seen leaks of hers, is she after manato?
>>532105098She loves a coffee machine. You can't compete.
>>532105098And to think they're getting fucked by a coffee machine.
>komano manato
>s rank
lmao
you wormers are still fucking coping?
>>532104137Same reason other gachas do this, devs/suits think MC selection is one of the reasons of genshin success
>>532103963Go Miyabi + Piper for a comfy kill against the rat.
I missed the main event with Miyabi art on it and the one where Yanagi waits for you near your shop. Do they have any good story like the CNY or this Summer event? I've always found Miyabi kind of underdeveloped and the 1.4 story did not hit me that much
>>532105223S-Rank would be nice, but I'm going to max him out regardless.
>>532105487The only HSOS6 member with an Agent Story so far is Homomasa.
>>532103872thanks anon, i'll be patient
I just started the main story, why the fuck are Phaethon even at a fucking big wig dinner, I don't mean in the 'I'm not following' sense, I mean in the 'what the fuck is this story even doing anymore' sense
>>532105351>genshin successbut lumine was never acknowledged as a mc by the devs, she was completely forgotten in every official media of the game for the whole game's life
>>532105575Yanagi has Special Episode like Jane.
>>532105098Is that Monica?
>>532105685She's so small
Hebegods are winning
>>532105727Now imagine the taxes
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Why donโt they drip market anymore
>>532103726here's all i can be bothered to do right now.
the average wait time is 199.4 days.
>-name-days between rerun-(original banner-return banner)>Ellen: 260 days (07.04.2024 - 01.22.2025)200 days after the last rerun is 08.10.2025 (format is day/month/year)
>Zhu: 253 days (07.24.2024 - 04.02.2025)200 days after the last rerun is 10.20.2025
>Qingyi: 181 days (08.14.2024 - 02.12.2025)200 days after the last rerun is 09.30.2025
>Jane: 201 days (09.04.2024 - 04.23.2025)200 days after the last rerun is 11.09.2025
>Caesar: 274 days (09.25.2024 - 06.25.2025)200 days after the last rerun is 01.11.2026
>Burnice: 147 days (10.16.2024 - 03.12.2025)200 days after the last rerun is 10.29.2025
>Yanagi: 215 days (11.06.2024 - 06.08.2025)200 days after the last rerun is 01.25.2026
>Lighter: 168 days (11.27.2024 - 05.14.2025)200 days after the last rerun is 12.30.2025
>Miyabi: 210 days (12.18.2024 - 07.15.2025)200 days after the last rerun is 02.01.2026
>X Haru: 215 days (12.18.2024 - 07.21.2025 (today))has not had a rerun yet, 15 day behind
>Astra: 135 days (01.22.2024 - 06.06.2025)200 days after the last rerun is 01.23.2026
>X Eve: 160 days (02.12.2024 - 07.21.2025)has not had a rerun yet, 40 days early
>X Ssanby: 131 days (03.12.2024 - 07.21.2025)has not had a rerun yet, 70 days early
>X Trigger: 111 days (04.02.2025 - 07.21.2025)has not had a rerun yet, 90 days early
>X Vivian: 89 days (04.23.2025 - 07.21.2025)has not had a rerun yet, 110 days early
>X Hugo: 68 days (05.14.2025 - 07.21.2025)has not had a rerun yet, 130 days early
>X Yixuan: 45 days (06.06.2025 - 07.21.2025)has not had a rerun yet, 155 days early
>X Fufu: 26 days (06.25.2025 - 07.21.2025)has not had a rerun yet, 175 days early
>Yuzuha: x (07.15.2025 - x)>Alice: x (06.08.2025 - x)considering that the upcoming characters are orphie & sneed
most likely the reruns will be ssnaby and trigger
dates: https://game8.co/games/Zenless-Zone-Zero/archives/435687
13 minutes until literally nothing happens
>>532105935Seed was pushed back because Chinks called her ugly
>>532105727Buy a lucky account. Before Caesar and Bibi this was top 0.2%, then it droppped to 0.3% after caesar... I worry about Nagi...
>>532105935>format is day/month/year*month/day/year
It's recommended to Max Lucy's Basic Attack skill because her boars use this skill, and they are prmanently helping you in the background.
>>532105651they literally tell you
>shifu is off cleaning up after the events of 2.0>jufufu failed her math class>panda >that other guy is meeting his sister
ABOB
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A B O B
(always bet on Blackwood)
>>532106114Even if it's clearly just been forgotten, the proxies still aren't operating legally, by outward appearance. They're still supposed to be keeping themselves secret. But no, just go and show yourself to every big cunt in the land, who gives a fuck. Why hasn't anyone among their MANY enemies, considering who they are, bombed their store yet? They've made 0 effort to stay secret for ages.
>>532106085>her boars use this skillHuh? Don't her boars just scale with her ATK, not use the Basic Attack *skill*?
>>532105916This is the weirdest shit to me coming from oldhead gachas like fgo and gbf. Why the fuck do you guys wait around for ads? Back in my day, we would just get a random banner out of fucking nowhere and it would trend like 150k tweets in an hour or some shit.
None of this data mining shit. No beta test server. Everyone gets it at the same time and it's crazy, but these chink gachas are awful at generating real hype.
>>532106370the gacha market wasn't oversaturated back then
>>532106023it would be at 3am not 2am
>>532105935Hereโs the one with a non retarded day month year structure, by ChatGPT so might have errors
Zhu: 253 days (24 July 2024 โ 2 April 2025)
+200 days is 20 October 2025
Qingyi: 181 days (14 August 2024 โ 12 February 2025)
+200 days is 30 September 2025
Jane: 201 days (4 September 2024 โ 23 April 2025)
+200 days is 9 November 2025
Caesar: 274 days (25 September 2024 โ 25 June 2025)
+200 days is 11 January 2026
Burnice: 147 days (16 October 2024 โ 12 March 2025)
+200 days is 29 October 2025
Yanagi: 215 days (6 November 2024 โ 8 June 2025)
+200 days is 25 January 2026
Lighter: 168 days (27 November 2024 โ 14 May 2025)
+200 days is 30 December 2025
Miyabi: 210 days (18 December 2024 โ 15 July 2025)
+200 days is 1 February 2026
X Haru: 215 days (18 December 2024 โ 21 July 2025 [today])
Has not had a rerun yet, 15 days behind
Astra: 135 days (22 January 2024 โ 6 June 2025)
+200 days is 23 January 2026
X Eve: 160 days (12 February 2024 โ 21 July 2025)
Has not had a rerun yet, 40 days early
X Ssanby: 131 days (12 March 2024 โ 21 July 2025)
Has not had a rerun yet, 70 days early
X Trigger: 111 days (2 April 2025 โ 21 July 2025)
Has not had a rerun yet, 90 days early
X Vivian: 89 days (23 April 2025 โ 21 July 2025)
Has not had a rerun yet, 110 days early
X Hugo: 68 days (14 May 2025 โ 21 July 2025)
Has not had a rerun yet, 130 days early
X Yixuan: 45 days (6 June 2025 โ 21 July 2025)
Has not had a rerun yet, 155 days early
X Fufu: 26 days (25 June 2025 โ 21 July 2025)
Has not had a rerun yet, 175 days early
Yuzuha: x (15 July 2025 โ x)
Alice: x (8 June 2025 โ x)
17 days until total rat extermination
>>532106324>Guard Boars: To Arms!>Guard Boars: Spinning Swing!Gacha players can't read.
>>532105935>>532106717eventually the dates will overlap and they're gonna have to add a third banner
>>532105935orphie and sneed? not ellen and zhu?
thought it would be them since they're the ones that haven't had a rerun for the longest time
>>532106804ssanby and trigger are from the military faction, like orphie and need
and orphie's kit works with ssanby and trigger's
just like how yuzuha works well with miyabi right now
>>532106274They aren't there as proxies but delegates of Yunkui Summit you stupid fuck. Are they going there to advertise that they're proxies?
Fucking no. Nobody gives a fuck about the secret hacker shit. Them going around and hiding in plain sight by integrating themselves with powerful factions is more realistic than being recluse retards that get fucked if someone finds their secret hideout.
I have no idea why the fuck you're so stuck up on acting like the whole world is out to get them when it's obvious that proxies exist as a way for even regular people to access the hollow areas with reduced risk. For fuck's sake we just had fufu's story cover a retarded production crew filming in an actual hollow with no PUBSEC presence or real proxy guidance, and no one batted a fucking eye. Yes they were Cultist plants, but nobody gave a fuck.
Stop fucking headcanoning proxy roles as some super illegal activity. They are just off grid navigators for a zone that has various levels of danger. The government isn't some all powerful entity, they're literally getting fucked by extremist cultists and corpo dogs at the same time. Meanwhile the world is down to one fucking city and everyone is fucking around.
>>532106797Theyโll probably do a triple rerun at some point.
>JP Chinatsu speaks in kansai dialect
DROPPED
belle
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>>532106784GaLGe
>Girls>Love>Game
>>532106964source? i didn't hear her speaking at all
>>532101843And Wise being the one shot down in the blimp while Belle was the one who drove up to Yunkui later was also canon, but you don't see anyone complaining here.
>>532106370Have you been living under a rock the past 5 years or something? Literally nobody knew or cared about png collectors gachaslop, my dude. It's been a while since I've seen anyone complain about Hoyo's at the time unorthodox approach to gacha marketing but their evident success has proven the efficacy of their methods. Nobody but bots and jap shut ins were interacting with those tweets. Feet Grand Odor and Grandpoo had 0 cultural impact, their "popularity" was never organic.
>>532106964God, imagine plapping her from behind and she starts braying KIMOCHEEEEEENAAAA like a donkey in heat
I didnt think she could get even better but here we are
my brother whose only experience in gacha are hoyo games and umamusume seriously said that the hoyo gacha systems are the best out there and the devs actually help us out a lot
when i told him blue archive does it better he said i only think that because i'm a pedophile, what is it about mihoyo that attracts the biggest retards in the gaming industry? even fgo pre pity system was more generous than this shit
>>532107104Wo ai bing qilin
should i or should i not...
>>532107337Is that a Meeb sparkle doll?
I don't even know what the fuck hoyoslurpers refer to by "drip". I just play ZZZ because the game looked cool. (Less cool now that TVs are gone, and it's corridorslop now, but it's not at the point where I'd outright drop it. Yet.)
>>532107337>40 bucks + tax + shippingYou could get another mindscape instead
>>532107397>tvslop defender just quit retard
>>532107385honestly idk
>>532107418but i can't touch that mindscape irl
For anyone that has finished Yuzuha trust events, is she for (you)?
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>>532107003https://youtu.be/7wg0AEpQzkQ?t=6531
>>532107507not that i remember
Does anyone else fall asleep to ZZZ RP ASMR?
>>532107116I don't understand why you guys enjoy waiting around at designated dates for ads. S Anby is still the highest peak for this game because it felt like the old days and leakers were BTFO because they had NOTHING on hoyo but you don't understand actual hype.
Don't talk about sales figures. I don't give a fuck about that. I dropped 15k on FGO back in the day and it could EOS tomorrow and I wouldn't care.
I just don't like that everyone doesn't experience the content at the same time. Creator exclusive servers, beta test servers, leakers, etc. All of it is cringe and gay.
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>>532106929Except it's literally been stated as illegal activity since day 1, the cops could have busted them at any time - pic related - with their stupid new deal with the mayor thing being also secret, and they were keeping secret in the first place because their teacherparent is the reason old Eridu exploded which is kind of a big deal, which isn't even directly related to being proxies and has the potential to make the entire city hate them. Then they have all the hollow raiders they've ever pissed off potential wanting revenge. THEN they have the apparent giant stupid cult after them, but not enough so to actually do anything about it apparently. They have plenty of reason to stay hidden and plenty of threats if they don't, and they just don't even bother, and every motherfucker knows who they are so you can't just pretend they're 'blending in'.
>>532107507Yes. Don't fall for for yuricuck propaganda
When do WE get big ladies
>>532107637nah this is way too forced and OOC, we literally JUST knew her
>>532107593just let it go. the story got hit with heavy rewriting ever since 1.4 and hasn't been the same since.
>>532107756Did you mean "met", Mr ESL?
>>532106784can confirm it works, 50 poly
add it to the OP, baker
>>532107637For (You) and yuri are not mutually exclusive, you know.
>>532107585I hope you understand there's nothing I can do to make people stop getting hyped for drip marketing. Go get mad at human psychology.
>Don't talk about sales figures>I d-dropped 15k on FGO....Nobody mentioned sales and nobody asked. Weird flex. Bet you fell for NFTs too, lol
>>532107556What's kansai about this?
>>532107756>too forced and OOCDon't listen to the wisecuck. She's just teasing and the one doing the massage would be the raccoon.
>>532107637sexo, I really want her skin but i don't want to buy it if she turns out to be Yuribait, because else my money would go to waste
>>532106324They use both, you have been builing Lucy wrong.
RELEASE ROKUDO'S 3D MODEL I WANT TO SEE IT
FUCK CHINATSU NO ONE CARES
Yuzuha and Alice are bisexual.
>>532107956you can't upskirt any of them bro they're idols
>>532107953Bold of you to assume I use Lucy at all.
>>532107936Yuzualice are two in one deal.
>>532106324>>532107953he's right, pic and link related
https://zenless-zone-zero.fandom.com/wiki/Luciana_de_Montefio
but i don't know how much dmg lucy realistically contributes from slings and pig bats. i'd suspect it's mostly from the firepigs falling from the sky while piper spins
Yuzuha and Alice are sexual.
>>532108108firepigs on M6 that is
>>532107552>bandso the vtuber thing is retconned?
>>532101859OH NO YURITROONS. WE GOT TOO COCKY
>>532107552Angels of Dilation
So to start with solid hats off from me to the great lyrics that are basically Evelyn and later Astra pouring out her heart and story. Alone they tell a great story and it would have already been a great song if that was all. However Hoyo took it two steps further to push this into the running of favorite ZZZ song for me.
Next Ill shine my adoration on the storytelling that the animation itself lends to everything. The lyrics match the mood of whats being shown onscreen up to and including how the songs volume and power wax and wane in order to really showcase Evelyn and Astras feelings about each other. When Evelyns being thoughtful onscreen the mood turns somber in the song. When shes decisive and putting her plans into action it brings in the power chords while the vocalist puts real emotion into her singing. Just excellence through and through.
But what really made me tear up. What brings it into the realm of awesome. You can tell exactly when Evelyn stops trying to hide her true self from Astra and really forms a connection with her. The entire first two n half minutes of the song its purely Evelyn singing and telling her story and emotions. But right after she doubles down on her efforts to learn how to cook for Astra and actually serves her a good meal Astra enters the song too answering Evelyns efforts.
Evelyns You showed me the path followed immediately by Astras Ill be right here. indicating that Astra is having the same feelings towards Evelyn. And from there the way that the two vocalists start singing together accompanying each other with call and response yet offbeat and out of sync when singing the same line. tells the story of how theyre trying to find the balance with each other. Unsure at first faltering at points but slowly and surely finding their equilibrium before finally in the final few lines of the song theyre singing completely insync with each other. harmony at last.
Absolutely chefs kiss of a production. 11/10
>>532107593I'm not saying that it isn't illegal. I'm saying that there's still people willing to be proxies despite that, and there's plenty of new eridu citizens that go under the table to get proxy services. Like how do you not see the nuance in it? Yes it's illegal, but PUBSEC isn't some all-seeing all-knowing entity that can or will stop them.
Hollow raiders aren't an organized faction. They're literally just the bandits of this game that show up to steal and kill shit.
Section 6 is a check against anyone trying to target them and they 100% don't care about proxy activity because they even utilize proxies to stay out of the eyes of TOPs and government bigwigs.
Victoria Housekeeping is another check. Sons of Calydon is another check. Obol is like half and half with Trigger keeping Phaeton monitored.
Like I don't understand how you think being some proxy that is reliant on stealth and underground actions is advantageous over actual connections that prevent the cultists and opposing enemies from mobilizing resources against Phaeton.
I don't understand how I can see this but you're like so in a bubble that you can't make even the smallest connections. Being a retard neet and selling illegal services is fucking impossible logistically or logically.
>>532108223Bruh... Vtubers are idols now. Not (just) stinky niconico girls streaming themselves playing kusoge.
did a quick eyeball measurement, chinatsu appears to be taller than lucy, though still shorter than belle
my guess is 154
>>532108286Oh, so they're just invincible. Okay, you angry dumb cunt. Nice story you got there.
So I heard I should change to polar metal for miyabi when I get m2. Is that true?
>>532107875You talk about a game's success and everyone jumps to sales. It's all hoyofags know. You know I'm right, stop beating around the bush like a tiny bitch.
>>532101859>picked Loom in Genshin >never regretted it>uninstalled HSR>never regretted it>picked Wise in ZZZ>never regretted itwon three MC 50/50s in a row
>>532108398To be fair you should switch off Polar metal at W1, no matter the mindscape.
>>532101859>>532101843Oh shit, now I understand why te lesbofaggots had a supermeltdown a few monts back and called everybody "wisepag" and spammed those chudfaces getting punched.
I tried my best to ignore it because I had no idea what was going on, and because mihoyo fans can be batshit insane for very tiny reasons.
But everything makes sense now.
>>532101843Astra and Trigger
>>532107585>I dropped 15k on FGO back in the day
>>532108396They're not invincible you retard. But it does make them harder to target because enemy factions have to wait for an opening or prepare plans where Phaeton has no immediate protection or help.
That reality absolutely can happen and it's not like any existing faction is infallible when every allied faction has struggled with high level ethereals or sacrifices. Again, you're just so fucking disingenuous and bad faith arguing that you can't see anything but your own headcanon.
>>532101843True wife is Caesar, i don't care about filler shit like this
HOLY FUCKING CUTE
THANK YOU ZZZ DEV
>>532108421>png collecting retard is upsetlmfao. we are literally talking about cultural impact you insecure microdick fuck. I LITERALLY don't give a fuck about your png collectors, NOBODY gives a fuck. We don't care if they flop or if they outsell every single game, there's a reason even shitposters don't use bother forcing gacha wars with them, NO ONE CARES retard, they have no cultural relevance outside of a small bubble of gambling addicts that may or may not have a lot of money, nobody gives a fuck because the games failed to break into the mainstream.
>>532108668>true wife is girl who doesn't see MC for monthsdoubt.jpg
>>532108638it is very possible that one of them is
but they have added 3 S rank banners to factions before
Hello. I started this game for the mesugaki redhead. I even bought her outfit. How do I get rid of the raccoon?
>>532108638That seems like a stupid thing to do since all 3 are guaranteed to make money, but we'll see. 4 stars in ZZZ are perfectly usable so that's fine by me.
>>532108770Mod it
See gamebanana or loverslab for how to
>>532108631No, you're right, your headcanon is clearly stronger than the story as it's presented. Your projection could light up an entire continent.
You need psychiatric help.
>>532108735FGO is part of Fate. Fate has been going on for 20+ years while hoyo has half that tenure and has to rely on a jap studio to make their anime(which has been delayed for 4 years).
Where is your cultural relevance when you can't even produce your own shows in-house? Even uma musume can do that.
>>532108721Actually cute and canon
>>532108770something like this
https://gamebanana.com/mods/607230
but never post your UID in a screenshot with a mod, or you might get b& by the devs. they're not technically allowed since it hurts their skin selling gig.
also run it through a virus scanner first just in case.
>>532108901stop samefagging you mentally ill faggot
>>532108668Will we ever get more Sons of Calydon?
>>532109073Probably not, they bombed.
>>532108881>was part of an existing, successful franchise>the gacha still failed to break into the mainstreamshameful, should have kept that fact hidden, now you look even more retarded LOL
>>532108881>when you can't even produce your own shows in-house?NTA, but this iss wrong.
The reason why they would contract Japan is because they are weaboos, and they want street credit for being par tof t Japanese anime ecosystem.
Not bcause they lack the tchnical capability of crating 2D animation.
You are out of your mind.
>it's not yuri
>they are not gay
>they are for (YOU)
haha... oh
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Will she disappear if I finish the event?
>>532109106>moving the goalposttry again little bitch
>>532109073There's already like 7 of them and they're am*rican so chinks didn't buy them. Asians in general have really really bad taste.
>>532108997grasshopper, to defeat a mentally ill opponent, you have to first understand how their brain "works"
you telling him to stop and calling him out is a turn on for him, and only encourages him to keep going
you instead have to find out what he hates, and do that
but keep in mind, this won't be an easy battle. your mentally ill opponent will just sleep it off if you tilt him once, therefor you have to become nearly as insane in your frequency as him
meditate on this
>>532109147too late anon I got your UID, hacking into your mainframe now
There should be more Manato x Belle kissy fanart in this thread.
>>532109138Show me the genshin impact anime. If they were real creators, they wouldn't need to outsource.
>>532109248Ok but answer the question
>>532109163>brings anime out of nowhere >y-you moved the goalpostOH NOOOOOOOOOOOOO THE HOYOCHADS ARE LAUGHING AT YOU AHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>532108721>>532109141Are you still upset over AstraWise canon?
>>532109073bottom left is probably piper btw
>>532109073We'll maybe get more Lucy, but it will be unrelated to the SoC as a whole.
how do I play yuzuha.
also yuzuha looks a lot like Vivian in a different outfit.
does waterkuma like gothic lolita that much or something?
>>532109141They also both love Wise...
jane stuffed her toes in their mouth to get their confession
>>532109290Sorry, I'm not supposed to reply to people not in the discord.
>>532109141Appropriate filename, because coping is all you yuritroons do.
>>532109276>If they were real creators, they wouldn't need to outsource.Japan outsources animation work to SEA countries all the time. You are a batshit elusional weaboo, there is nothing magical about a Japanese hand holding a pen, everybody can do it.
>>532101843>>532101859>>532107637>>532108079>yuritroons and cuckfags canonically BTFO >AGAINLMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>New redeem code ALICEYUZUHA
>The handholding scene
I'm not even a yurifag but how is this not yuri pandering?
>Haven't played 2.0 yet
>Yixuan is just standing in front of outpost
Should I do her hollow zone side quest now or later
>>532109290i think she did, but i haven't been looking around at each time zone
>>532109141Is the event finale out yet?
>>532109073>Ceaser, uses a gladius>Burnice, burns ice>piper, has pipes on forehead>big daddy, is a large gentleman with children,>lucy, leaves homeman SoC was such fucking kino it's a shame zzz has been declining ever since the tour de inferno.
that was peak. probably the best patch of ZZZ.
>"Alice and Yuzu are le heckin Yuri"
>Game shows they both want my (Wise) cock
>eeeeh hurr durr they are BI now!!!!
No, they are straight. You made a headcanon about them and then you got BTFO as usual. The same spiel every single time when two females interact or look at each other. Yuzu wants my cock. Alice wants my cock. There is nothing sexual or romantic between them. They are friends that like sucking the same cock. A girl does not lean her head on a random older guys shoulder unless she wants to be bend over a table and fucked like a ragdoll. Those actions are specific and purposeful from girls, especially JKs.
>for (you) and Yuri are not mutually exclusive
It stops being Yuri when you put a man between them. That becomes a love triangle between 2 girls and a man. In Yuzu and Alice's case, they're not even gay for each other. You made that up out of nowhere. This a game where the I can date literaly every agent. Quit making up about fake headcanons about relationshios inside a fictional setting because you want to make every relationship gay for some existential validation, you weirdo. I wonder how long you can keeo this up without the game fueling your delusion.
>>532109379>switch in>use EX>switch out to another character>repeat every 40 seconds or when you run out of stacksthat's literally it. the rest is just very situational fluff, don't overcomplicate it.
>>532109379>how do I play yuzuhacast EX
>she looks like vivianfrom what i've heard, their JP voice actors have worked together before, casting some anime
>>532103319I'm just doing the dailies and rush the events
>>532109379Bitches really fight in high heels and don't see anything wrong.
>>532109513>how is this not yuri panderingIt is.
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Nah what is this shit?
Not even safety shorts, just straight up nuthing
>>532109147>1000505085Why are you chinese
https://files.catbox.moe/wv5b7k.jpeg
https://files.catbox.moe/gwh33h.jpeg
https://files.catbox.moe/bz4fza.jpeg
>>532109690Cute Amilion pouch.
>>532109638I see, well I'm going to bed so good night!!!
I regret picking Belle but I don't wanna make a new account
>>532109524Is that the tutorial run of the newest HZ iteration?
>>532109687Mods will fix it
>>532109547finale already out for EU and Asia, dunno about burger server
but we will get epilogue soon in two days
>>532108721This troon is still seething over Wise and using breadcrumbs to sell a Yuriship between two characters who are familiar. It's like Eve and Astra all over again but way less material.
>>532109513>how is this not yuri panderingYou mean the same "pandering" that gets stomped on every chance Hoyo got? Astralyn? Cute girls doing what regular female highschool friends do means fuck all of they'll slobber all over the MC
>>532109782I think so
I had 2 more quests like this since I skipped so many versions
>>532109721>this makes the chinese piss and cum and shit themselves in ecstasyThey truly are cannibals
>>532109580Stop thinking too hard about it. They are both for (you) but you can't pick one because they also love each other.
>>532109610Playable Bocchis.
>>532109720That's a burger ID
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What did she mean by that
>>532109816>next phase title is midsummer secretThis is gonna be another fucking incel pandering isn't it?
>>532109141This is so low bones and pathetic, I can't believe your shipping over holding hands together. I also held hands with my sister anon, does that make us incest? Yuzu leaning her head in Wise's shoulder is infinitly more substantial and suggestive.
>>532109823Really weird that fanartist are going crazy over this "breadcrumbs"
>>532110017>fanartist are going crazy over this "breadcrumbs"Fanartists are going for anything that interacts with each other.
>>532109881>but you can't pick one because they also love each otherThey don't love each other romantically, yuritroon. This is a delusion you made up out of their relationship. Swallow your meds. Yuzu's behavior and actions towars Wise, THAT is suggestive and romantic. You took a random relationship and just turned it gay.
>>532110017Breadcrumbs is correct. Yuricucks have been going wild over Astralyn for months whilst denouncing any and all pandering, including the PV. Just for them to get raped by their very own "yuri" dev continuously. No difference here with Yuzuha and Alice. Just 2 highschool friends
>>532109141Anon, I used to hold hands with my big sister....
Get some friends...
>>532107956One per patch until 2.5
>>532110079Did she shit in our toilet and didnt flush?
>>532110095I've been following ZZZ fanartist a lot.
Yuri crackships don't get as many fanart as Yuzuali got in the last few days
>>532110236>in our toiletoh ho ho you ARE going to be surprised
>>532110236Worse... on Belle's cactus
>>532110017>yuricuck artists are going crazy over breadcrumbsYeah? Something wrong about that statement?
>>532110017They always do that... are we going to ignore Himeko and Kafka in HSR and how they had absolutelt no interaction besides a sentence and a glance?
>>532109313>AstraWise canon
since they're teasing chinatsu that means idols are 2.3?
>>532110332>Himeko and KafkaThey barely got fucking any though besides westernshit. I wish they actually had a lot.
>>532110334Are we get raided by CHINKS?
>>532110347>idolsOne idol so far.
2.4 I suspect they will come out.
Which wallpaper are you using?
https://poal.me/qmhpe8
>https://poal.me/qmhpe8
https://poal.me/qmhpe8
Alice?
For Yuzuha
Evelyn?
For Astra
Your delusional headcanons will NEVER change that
HOLY FUCK!
THIS EVENT IS SO FUCKING FUN!
PLEASE TELL ME WE GET TO SEE THEM AGAIN THIS HALLOWEEN!
ALSO SUCCUBUS SKIN FOR YUZUHA PLEASE!
>>532104137If you play a gacha with blatand (You) pandering like ZZZ and even remotely care about self inserting, you should've picked the male MC. Simple as
>>5321103472.2
Orphie
Seed
Manato
2.3
John Zenless
that real Bnuuy
2.4
Ye Shiyuan
Ye Shunguang
2.5
Idols
>>532110442Random shuffle of my faves. Odd how they limit them to like what, 5? 6? Shit's literally 1 line of code, there's no reason for it to be limited.
>>532110407It's one guy who's obsessed with hating yuri and horseking.
>>532110474Yuzuha is not a fucking whore
>>532110462>headcanonsTry again bud, no mental gymnastics or headcanon needed when the game does all the work for us
>>532101843>>532101859>>532107637>>532108079
>>532107187Her personality was a letdown ngl...
>>532110612thon why does she always give that look?
Not a single character besides Rina (for robots) or Vivian (mentally ill) has any romantic feelings for another human(or thiren or oni or elf) in this game.
>>532110697What did you expect her to do? strip on stage and twerk??
>>532110462Just give up anon. Eridu is a heterosexual world.
>>532110697if I were infront of astra too I would cum all over the stage
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Holy fuark......
>>532110735TRVKE all nothing but lust for Wise
>>532110624Don't forget this one bro.
>samefagging that hard
>I u-used to hold hand with m-my imaginary sister ALL THE TIME
>it's not gay!!!!!!!!111
they are not even sisters, retadbro...
>>532110754DAWEI HIRE THIS MAN
>>532110782>drunk sex with lucys-so lewd! so i-indecent!
>>532110782So Nitro-Fuel really is alcoholic. Someone was telling me they're just energy drinks the other day.
Over 50% of the Yuzuha screenshots I've seen online are using the summer skin. This has to be one of Hoyo's most popular skins of all time. She saved the game...
>>532110462Nicole for me
Zhu Yuan for me
Ellen for me
Caesar for me
Rina for me
Yanagi for me
Miyabi for me
Lucy for me
Anby for me
Burnice for me
Piper for me
Koleda for me
Qingyi for me
Bibi for me
Corin for me
Evelyn for me
Trigger for me
Astra for me
Alice for me
Yuzuha for me
Shifu for me
Yes, this is my harem game. I am literally Wise. Cope Yuritroon. I can date all of them and Yuzuha is literally sucking my dick in every scene. Did she ever lean her head on Alice's shoulder romantically? Oh, yeah. Never. You can watch and play the game while I fuck her.
>>532110842Fuck, i always mix their names for some reason.
>>532109971>Comparing low effort content (trust event) and the main event contentlmao wisecucks getting too desperate now I see. Gay ass wise will never get any action in contents that actually matters
>>532110948>BoThat's Aris.
>do some rolls on the offchance I get an early Miyabi dupe or (fat chance) a Nicole dupe so I can have her M6
>Nicole comes home
Best support, best girl. I've been playing since 1.6 and she's finally maxed.
Okay but can anyone explain the ALICEYUZUHA code?
if she breathes she's for me (wise)
>>532110821Astra cheated on her, they broke up to be with Wise.
>>532110989Looking back, Nicole was crazy good for a launch support character.
>>532110940>I am literally Wise.But bro... You're brown!
>>532111043They're two new characters being released in the patch.
>>532110867You lost troon. They are presented as sisters and family. You made that gay. The game does not agree because Yuzuha is sucking my cock, you troon.
>>532110938I think it looks kinda hokey to be honest, I dont like seeing characters in swimsuits if they're not at the beach. Yi Xuan's costume is their best costume.
>>532111102Why didn't Shifu and Fufu get a double code like that?
>>532110821>>532110956Confirmed to be nothing more than a bodyguard/sister dynamic while getting completely mogged when anything related to the MC comes into play.
The only way you could see them as yuri at this point is if you headcanon Evelyn to be into cuckold while Astra slobbers the MC's cock
>>532111102Why didn't they do that for every other characters?
Dunno about Yuzuha, but Alice definetly had a lot of mc pandering in the main story and (start of) summer event.
>>532110334Huh? there's a fanmade one? or are they talking about hoyofair?
Why did they make her new element and class?
>>532111086>>532110957Yuricucks on a meltdown. Good. There is no Yuriship that got btfo harder then Eve and Astra. It's sad how hard the devs destroyed you. Both Eve and Astra want my dick.
>brownI am not an Indodog like you, streetshitter.
>>532110347They are not really lated to plot in any way so I doubt we will see them until it's resolved. I think it's safe to assume they are this year Astra patch, especially since they are also related to music. Not to mention robot is an inteligent consutrct we already helped and she knows Astra.
I think they are just doing smart thing and slowly hyping them up. So I expect other two to show up here and there.
>>532111081Her kit is weirdly loaded especially compared to how barebones even 5* were at launch.
>>532111250But if you play as Belle its a yuri ship still...
>>532111187Shifu and Fufu didn't interact much, focus was more on the Yi Xuan.
>>532111220Should they?
>>532111229Alice was really cute. Yuzuha has mc pandering also but not as much as Alice did
>>532111289The reason why yurischizo's try and leave Belle out of it is because whatever she gets, Wise gets as well. They'd
>>532111240Still Ether damage. Just special Corruption anomaly status ailment.
As for the Rupture role - the devs unironically don't know what the FUCK they're doing with the game anymore. They're just throwing random ideas at it and see what sticks.
>>532111334>Should theyI'm just wondering why they're doing it specifically for Alice and Yuzuha
>>532111250>>532111219Pffffftt hahahaha! Bros listen. Stop self inserting as wise. Again... YOURE BROWN hahahaha!
>>532111289Belle does not count as Yuri and Yuritroons agree with me on that.That's just known as MC-sexual. Also, Astra is only turbo wet for Wise explicitly.
>>532111240That's the same as Ether.
is yuzuha a good support for alice? i want to m2w1 alice but i don't have anyone to support her aside from nicole/lucy but i don't know if they work with her.
>>532111250>Indog (a portmanteau of Inodnesian and Dog) commonly used by Filipinos and Malays to insult Indonesians, and nobody outside of SEA knows of the term>Not to mention commonly in the First World (Europe and North America), dogs are seen as sacred human companions and the only dog related insult is Bitch which is a modern term>Whereas it is common to eat dogs in East Asia and South East Asia, where they dont respect dogs>Hence why a third worlder might use the phrase Dog as an insult, and specifically Indog for Indonesians as another SEA state person Verdict: Youre brown
>>532111415Incohert babbeling and meltdowns, love to see it
>>532111219>himKnow who that is? It never says "her" btw.
>>532111415That's in the past anon. They broke up so Astra coul marry Wise.
>>532111287You can also see the remnants of the original idea form the beta and before in her kit. Like the enhanced normal attacks, which have echo damage when she has bullets. Before the supports were delegated to applying buffs/debuffs and quickly swapped to the backline. In fact, there didn't use to be any roles at first. Agents were just agents, each with their own kit, and they were not restricted from using any W-engines.
>>532111492She is her bis
>>532111414They did MOCKINGBIRD, this is Hugo and Vivian, does it mean they're cute and canon?
>>532111492>is yuzuha a good support for aliceYeah, she's her best teammate
>>532111289Don't kid yourself. Wise self inserters absolutely hate Belle. They will often point out differences in dialogue as saying that girls interested in wise are not interested in Belle. These people hate yuri in any form including if you chose Belle as MC.
Before 1.5 came out they were gloating. Then it came out and showed Wise as a cuck and they have been shit posting constantly since. Especially about Belle who they feel is a threat.
where are the salesfags?
is it too early?
>>532110334Based Chink putting fat lgbt amerifats in their place.
>>532111423>turbo wet for Wise explicitlyFirst Miyabi, Caesar and now Astra. I regret picking Belle
Eve can take Astra i don't want that slut...
>>532111519That's a lot of headcanon, third world pooper yuritroon. Unfortunately for you, you are too stupid to make accurate deductions with that small IQ you have.
This time is West Europe ;)
>>532111662The sales/doom schizo is too busy melting down over his yuricrackships being btfo
>>532111662>where are the salesfags?Currently falseflagging as yurifags.
>>532111649>point out differences in dialogue as saying that girls interested in wise are not interested in Belle.Which is just the truth, Yuricuck.
>Then it came out and showed Wise as a cuck>meanwhile Astra and Eve continue sucking my cockYour post and the content in the game is not even remotely the same. Makes sense, Yuricucks hate the game since it actively shits on them. So, you make up lies.
>>532111541>>532111631ok i'll roll for yuzuha, is she a good generalist support for other characters? also how necessary are mindscapes and signature engines in this game? i'm new and come from genshin where a lot of my favourites would need c2r1 to be considered 'complete' so that is why i want m2w1 alice specifically.
2.2
5*
Seed
Orphie
2.3
5*
Zhao
Ye Shunguang
4*
Sweety
Zhao and Sweety are the same faction.
2.4
5*
Chinatsu
Manato (Free)
Not sure which ones are first and second.
>>532111713yeah who cares about that pepperoni nipples and vantablack butthole womanchild
Astra is one the most aggressive MCsexual characters I've seen in a game in ages. She is all over Wise, in almost every scene. This is how you know yurifags have a mental illness, because that's the only way you wouldn't notice it.
>>532111716>Change timezone>Suddenly I'm europe tooI guess this is flip larping as yuropoor, makes sense since they have identity issues
>>532111886Chinatsu is coming before Ye
Notice how posts about Manato cucking (you) suddenly disappeared...
>>532111962troons losted....
>>532111361Just discovered she can perma fly with her dash lol devs must really like her
None of my other characters got a special sprint not even the yuzuha I just pulled...
>>532111962Xe's called a yuricuck for a reason. Shipfags like that hate the male MC so much they don't care who does it
>>532111524It does in chinese you stupid nigger lmao.
>>532111853Damn. Cucked by Belle lmaoooo wisewimps totally lost.
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>was planning to pull orphie
>hoyo just put idols in the game
welp. time to save... i need all the idols.
>>532111876She's the best non-astra support in the game even outside anomaly comps.
>>532111936>change timelineI knew you would use that cope. Well, it ends here then. You won't accept any proof I give, so there is no point engaging any further with a HSR yuritroon from India.
Which agent is most likely to walk around nopan?
>>532112102>squished between Astra and EveWise is so lucky..
>>532112042>None of my other characters got a special sprintYour Ellen? Your Rina?
The 2.1 story could have easily been condensed from 4 hours to 2 hours
>>532112109>was planning to pull orphie>she's aftershock supportEZ skip
>>532111102Don't make me SLAP your face Corin
reminder that the constellation above Alice in her profile pic is Cygnus, the lore accurate lover of Phaeton
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cycnus_(son_of_Sthenelus)
>>532101859This is what I like to see.
I promise I will buy an Astra mindscape next time she rerun.
>>532112252She LOVES Belle
where are the drips?????????????????????????
Today /zzz/ learns that Mihoyo loves omnipandering
>>532112159Soukaku, no doubt.
>>532112102>it does in ChineseEven in Chinese it is only directed to Wise you faggot. Keep coping, you Axe Wound. I can't wait for you to join the 41%.
>when you try to switch character but Tag Assist was up
Now i want Lucy skin of her wearing proper noble lady attire.
>>532112336>EVEN IN CHINESE ITS ONLY DIRECTED TO WISE!>t doesn't speak a word of chineseYWNBC
>>532112296It will be Wise.
>>532111886Manato already has fighting animations in the game, and he's lore relevant now. he's more likely to be free with orphie/sneed
>>532112159nicole, she can't afford new ones
>>532112336>>532111219YOU FUCKING LIAR
Bro why are wise wimps like this? You fucking lie so much what the fuck!?
Chinatsu's thighs look so soft and squishable...
>>532112527This can't be good for bloodflow.
>>532112356I hate Mobile gear so fucking much
>>532112502>picks Belle >gets "her" Good job on confirming she's MC sexual. Too bad Wise still gets a canon date
>>532112159Evelyn, no way there is panties under that leather.
The entire Obol Squad, ever heard of going commando?
>>532112195You first, Indodog. I will not post body parts on an online brazilian image board because a HSR Yuritroon asks me to. I showed you my timeline, and I know for a fact that you know it's true. You're denying it because "you are brown" is all you have left. The fact you didn't even post your own timeline suggests it's evening for you, right?
>>532112502>still defends Astra when she broke up with Evelyn to marry Wise
>>532112502>wisepags caught lying... again
>>532111562No, that's comparable to the SPOOKSHACK they did. It's the faction's name.
>>532112356yeap, what the fuck were they thinking
Chinatsu might be the ugliest female character in the game lmao
>>532112506Either free or A rank. He might outflop flopter if he's S rank.
>>532112623>>532112502Gotcha. Thanks for proving Astra is Mc-sexual and not a Yuripag with Eve. Glad, d agree.
Hahahahahabah
>>532112334>ommnipandering HUE
Ohhhh MG the aboslute lesbemeltdown happning right now.
The AstraWise really hit them hard.
>>532112502Remember when that ugly wise cosplayer got posted and then someone in thread posted a reddit comment sayign that wise cosplayer was a Belle player?
Oh that was edited as well. Wisewimps cannot stop lying.
Do you think Astra would accept Evelyn as Wise's second wife? I think it's only fair between best friends, sharing is caring after all.
>>532112363S Billy soon. trust
>>532112374when i'm done correcting her with my cock she'll re-release as a proper S rank good girl
you do understand that no matter how many new waifus you love, I'll still be the only one truly loyal?
>Miyabi
Plane whites
>Nicole
Those ones with beads
>Ceaser
With cartoon bears images
>Ligher
White with red hearts pattern
>Belle
Lace with a hole in it for fast access in case customers arrive to the store
>Sokaku
Fundoshi
>Yanagi
Silky pink ones, in hopes of finally getting something, shattered every day
>>532112747They screech "yuridev" on a daily basis when Astralyn was all they had, of course they'd have a massive melty
>>532112598IndoGOD here
the burden of proof is on you though. I guess that's too hard for a flip huh? how much did you get paid for shitposting and derailing the thread? get a new hobby or come to /bant/ :)
threadly reminder that you will NEVER be a woman.
>>532112695Fire Stunner, the flop combination. Males and children.
>>532112862>Astralyn was all they hadIt was never a thing
>>532112754They're literally malaysian schizophrenics. You can't cure that.
>>532112843Where are her...
Threadly reminder that you will ALWAYS be a woman
>>532108487>the lesbofaggots had a supermeltdown a few monts back and called everybody "wisepag" and spammed those chudfaces getting punched.That is one individual
>>532112334>Today /zzz/ learns that Mihoyo loves omnipandering>if I make up random ships out of nowhere, I can create the narrarive that the game is OmnipanderingNo, that's not how that works. Omnipandering is for games that actually push other relationships. Yuzu and Alice is pure headcanon garbage. Astra ans Eve are turbo wet for Wise.
Can you send other characters out on dates? No, all the datea and outings are between MC and agent. There is no "omnipandering" because every relationship outside AgentรMC is completely made up and not part of the game.
>>532112978I agree but it's not the first or last time they cling to breadcrumps
>>532112527alice don't look
>>532113021Is this your first hoyo game or something
>wormter picture
Of course
>>532112502Based(?) retard.
Guys please stop bullying horsecuck...I don't think his brain will take it anymore..
i still haven't started the summer event, wast the leak that chinatsu was a crybaby true?
If only I had begun estrogen at 12 like I wanted to, I'd be like Chinatsu
Fuck you mom and dad I hope you both die
>>532112994>get proven to be lying>m-m-mindbroken!Keep replying to me on cooldown malaysian muslim faggot. Keep sucking those boy tongues like your prophet.
>>532113021Trvke, glad they're sticking to their guns. Fuck shipfags
So, how do we fix the Noodle Shop?
>>532112931Hello, Indodog. I posted my timeline. I don't care whether you think it's real or fake. I postes proof and you chose to not accept that.
Now, go clean your streets, Yuripag.
Fan art just shows what people see.
You can cope all you want that it's not real yuri bro, she said in the game that she wants to suck my cock bro.
Of course it does, it's written for (You) and other failures, you pathetic excuse of a "male".
>>532112843Don't roll for crazy bitches.
>>532113129she's super shy. keeps stuttering and messing up words.
probably mostly because she was talking to her idol, but still.
So much SEA incel chud seethe ITT
A relationship doesnt need to be canon in a game to be shipped you retards, thats what shipping literally is, pairing two characters together you think would be in a relationship
But god forbid the incel dicklet chode isnt fellated by everyone in and out of the game at all times otherwise he will go into a melty and spam gore or cp
i self insert myself when I see yuri but you can cope
Just woke up. I'm feeling kinda Zenless today
kill yurifags
curb stomp shipniggers
decapitate idolpedos
bomb homoposters
>>532113021>>532113172Be right back, rolling M1 for Yuzuha.
>>532113075See
>>532113172Does that sound like omnipandering?
>>532113183fuck, you just reminded me that the noodle shop costs dennies
be right back
>>532113252I have hated shippers longer than you've been alive yuritroon. Ever since I first got the internet and went to a forum to talk about Stargate SG-1 and found out what Daniel SLASH Jack meant.
Total shipfag death.
Girls can hold other girls' hand and still only be friends
>come back to the store
>what is this smell?
>follow the stench
>it leads to my room
>open the door
>yuzuha shat on my bedsheets again
Why do we have so many muslim malaysians in the thread that feel so threatened by yuri?
>>532113348Good luck, post results
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>>532113129>>532113249she drops spaghetti too much
>>532101843>>532101859I regret rolling belle
unpopular opinion; I welcome the gayshit as long as it's strictly yuri.
>>532113420F2P games attract broke incels and third worlders who have nothing else to play
>le chud
Is that all you have? pathetic.
>>532113420Mihoyo is huge in Malaysia. I don't think they browser 4chan though.
>>532113496Genshin and HSR threads are no where near this bad.
>>532113454More like Angels of Dilation amirite?
I think the Astra Wise thing was unnecessary and only serve to piss off Belle users for absolutely no reason or gain
I really believe it should be changed
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ratta linda
Seeing Jane again during the event made me realize once again that she'd look better without the rat tail hair. Caesar too.
>>532113560I think your birth was unnecessary and only serves to piss off your parents for no reason or gain.
I really believe you should have been aborted.
>>532113491I don't inherently care about random art here and there. It's when schizo's spend hours on end having a melty, trying to deny that the game will always pander to the MC.
We get it, you enjoy crackships, post your headcanon in silence and enjoy it for what it is
I think Belle was made to be impregnated by Wise and Wise only.
>>532113210>Fan art just shows what people see.This might be, the most deluded thing you have posted in this thread, Yuripag. This has to be ironic. Not even you can be this deluded. I didn't knoe Caesar and Lighter were fucking. Wow. Totally. So, Hineko and Kafka are gay in the gane? Ruan Mei and Jingliu are lesbians for each other. Shit. I never saw that in the games.
>no art of Yuzuha and Alice interlocking toes
fuck sake...
go back to hsr if you want lgbt shipshit
>>532113606>she'd look better without the rat tail-You fucking bitch come at m-
>hairOh. I agree.
>>532113638Pretty sure only boys who were molested by that weird uncle picked Belle anyway.
>>532113491Same. Girls are hot. Add hot and hot and it's double hot.
Manato is good as a bro, but I don't need him together with some other dude doing homo things.
I will never forget that one yuri anime written by a yaoi writer, and it wasn't yuri, because all the things that are super homo erotic if guys do them, isn't if it's girls. (i.e. hug)
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>>532113638based, cute and canon
>>532113560>absolutely no reason or gainIt pissed off shipcucks, schizo's and troons. I'd argue it got way more than what it should've
>>532113252Kill yourself shipcuck. You deserve no space where your kind is accepted.
>>532113165>STOP LYING WAAAAKekaroo! Are you crying?
There is so much emotional turmoil in the air in this thread.
>>532113606pigtails on women of double digit age < rat tail < side tails < literally bald < power gap < all other hairstyles
>>532113638True and real.
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Shipfags are eating so good in this game with BelleWise being the canon pairing.
With main character out of the pool and in a happy canon blood related relationship, you get to play dolls with the rest of the cast.
Is Shadow Miyabi legit or fake?
Every female reaction to the Wise and Astra date was them loving it. Yurifags are all virgin trans "men."
>>532113785We love Nicole here!
>>532113715>all female agents are horny for Wise>even Belle is horny now
>>532113768>still seething after getting caught out lmaoooo I love it. Malaysians are the dumbest.
I think it's kinda funny that anons think yurifags care about the Astra Wise thing when in reality they're talking about Alice and Yuzuha
Also don't forget to get your polychrome
>>532113785horsecuck is having a massive tantrum right now after he was humiliated.
>>532113420>Why do we have so many muslimin the thread that feel so threatened by yuri?>malaysians muslimsI am not from Asia, you Yuripag. The fuck is this weird cope? Yuricucks are the lowest common denominator. You pags are hated in every community. How are you surprised here?
You are hated. In EVERY community. Every place hates Yuripags.
>>532113868They care so little about the Astra thing that they spent the last months clinging to it for their dear life, knowing that what little breadcrumbs it was, it was all they had
>>532113868>think it's kinda funny that anons think yurifags care about the Astra Wise thingBruh... this whole thread is burning down th /vg/ hous on fire due to AstraWis
>>532113923>brown>seethes at yuri>bad english>reddit spacingYeah I'm thinking malaysian.
>We're on a first-name basis now
I never doubted my wife
>>532113923Your mud hut town hall in your village of 300 is not "everyone"
>>532113970>she rolled for balls
>>532113841>YOU FUCKING LIAR>YOU >FUCKING>LIARMINDBROKEN
It's ok horsecuckbro maybe you can go play Yuri-coded games like HSR.
>>532113970WHY we told you NOT to roll for yuzu ball
>>532113021 >ommnipandering
ROFLMAOOOOOOOOO
THIS GETS FUNNIER EVERY TIME I READ IT OML
>>532113491>I welcome the gayshit as long as it's strictly yuri.No, I welcome none of it. Back in the day, Yurifags stayed in their own lane and quitely enjoyed their garbage without attaching it to our game. They knew it was fanfiction and kept to themselves. Nowadays, they are not like that. They are rabid dogs that need to be shot down because they will attempt a hostile takeover of any place they can force themselves into.
Not even a inch.
>>532113785I love my penny pinching jewess wife.
>>532112843Has to be like easiest skip of my life. Okay, Hugo was still a lot easier.
What set off the wisepags this time?
>>532114043Because you lied malaysian brown.
>>532111524>Know who that is? It never says "her" btw.Malaybrown totally destroyed kek!
>>532113868>It's realYuriGAWDS I kneel
>>532114010i liked it more when called us manager...
>>532114116>without attaching it to our gameDo you even realize which company makes this game
>>532114078in my sleep deprived state I thought it a good idea to roll it because I really liked the summer event
>>532114116/a/ was once my main board, I can't stand the place today. It's just shonenshit and yurishit. Delete the fucking board.
>>532113923Stop larping brown-chan
This literal Yuri PTSD is not normal. Hyperventilating over fake lesbians.
What have these people gone through I wonder.
can we all get along? there's a cake for everyone
>>532113491Piper OWES ME KIDS
>>532114193It's still her best ball bro. Everyone else is just coping with second best.
>>532113970This game is really easy so its fine and the effects on Yuzuha is worth it
>>532113970lol imagine wasting 110 pulls on that engine. You could have possibly m2 Miyabi
>>532114010>>532114127>Malnourished twink with a bucket on his headNice MC zzzkeks
How much would zzz need to flop for us to get a proper swimsuit?
>>532114000You lost pag. Keep coping. I already showed proof where I live. I know where you live. Eat your pagpag.
Horsecuck is samefagging now.
When will they learn? We can sniff your axe-wounded taint from a mile away.
More importantly why is noone talking about Lucy fucking snitching on us to Alice about us being Phaeton? She didnt even ask if she could!
>Nicole says Nekomata is at the beach with them
Where the FUCK is the kot? I can't find her at all.
>>532114234We just found out Astra is wet for Wise.
Yurifags having a meltdown not seen inc Chernobyl.
>>532114305I would rather get less miyabi. The bitch and her patch ruined the game.
>renew the pass in preparation for Orphie's banner
>this will go into the swimsuit banner stats
Do people collecting the revenue stats really think people outright buy rolls for the current banner? Shit's stupidly expensive and inefficient.
>>532114318But the swimsuits are already good.
the characters in this game aren't whores.
>>532114339Why do you pretend anyone even cares? You aren't a proxy anymore. You are a monk who purifies purple shit.
>>532113454>no sweat>no stink linesWorst retcon ever
>you're the pag
>no you're the pag
>nu uh you are
>800 replies
Holy fuck cunts need to get range banned
>>532101750 (OP)This has to be the most anti self-insert pag patch ever in any Mihoyo game.
You can see the effort the devs went into crafting the highest amount of MC humiliation possible.
All the small details in the animations, the irrelevancy of the MC in the story, the giant bara that exists solely to make the MC look as emasculate as possible, the Yuri that develops right in front of the MC's face.
Unironically total incelpags humiliation (the devs words not mine).
>>532114270Yeah it's so inorganic, I hate jobless losers
>>532113815>Nicole: Good grief (shocked face)>One late night... Trigger knocking on the door>The phaethon siblings open the door and greet Nicoleok but what happened to Trigger???? and what did Nicole see before they opened the door that had her in shock??? weird comic
>>532114394Buying rolls for 30 days from now doesn't help rolling now.
You renewed for Yuzuha's girl friend.
>>532114270I don't care about yuri and I'm not a self inserter but I've noticed that chinese people especially hate anything yuri. They go into full seethe mode at any mention of it. Maybe it's some ancient memory in their DNA of getting cucked by a woman I don't know. For most of us europeans seeing too hot girls kissing we just think it's hot. Chinese people get so mad about it though. Even those who have never been cucked or ever had a girlfriend. I grew up with a couple of chinese friends and it was always the same.
I don't get it.
>>532114162See
>>532112710You fell for it, pagpag. You yourself confirmed Atra is Mc-sexual. So much for your Yuri garbage. You're far too stupid to outplay me thinking I didn't know that. I knew you wouls jump right in and fall for the bait.
Eat your pagpag loser
>>532114498I'm Caucasian and you yurifags are just mentally ill virgins. Annoying ones.
>>532114162>"her"talking about Belle, which is why she says "him" if you've picked Wise. Not sure what you've been seething about this whole time
>>532113868Alice's puffy vagina....
>lost the 50/50
>about to enter soft pity again
I will never score an early S rank pull...
>>532114402No one would use that at a beach out of fear of being ridiculed. How many years has it been since you last went to a beach anon?
>>532114498>Evelyn is Yu- Ack
Antiworm community support Yuri btw.
I can't beat the motorcycle guy in Hollow Zero with Jane Yanagi Yuzuha. He's only the second boss. Is it another case of the boss resisting all UP agents?
>>532114402>But the swimsuits are already good.No, too censored. Yuzuha shouldn't be wearing anything but the one-piece swimsuit.
>>532114582>I'm CaucasianNo white person says caucasian malay bro.
>yurifags
>omg my redemption code
>meanwhile, THE GAME
>>532114498"Lesbian" at least used to be the most popular porn search because insecure teens wanted to look at 2 hot girls instead of penises. Later people discovered self-inserting and now the most popular category is MILF apparently. And anal.
Lesbian is the most normiecore thing ever.
Good morning bwos, how are bellefags coping today?
>>532114498>For most of us europeans seeing too hot girls kissing we just think it's hot.I don't. It's a ign that they are rejecting me, and I would dispise that.
If you are a lesbian who seete because the Chads steal all the hot girls you are interested in, you would undrtand why normal mn don't lik lesbians.
>>532114498>chinese people especially hate anything yuriWhat is this headcanon
Do you even know what's the most popular anime this season in chinkland?
>>532114678No we don't, retard.
Males that aren't (me) are bad.
Homosexuality is bad.
Males that aren't (me) shouldn't be in the game in the first place.
All girls should be for (me).
>>5321144982 girls kissing means they are not for you
This is why Europe is dying out and replaced by muzzies btw
Enjoy and savour it yuropoor
>>532114615Your literal words were
>Know who that is? It never says "her" btw.Caught and destroyed malaybrown lmao!
>>532113363>ommnipanderingANON,, STAHP. MY SIDES CAN'T TAKE IT
>>532114637Most people are ugly, going to the beach and seeing 4/10s in bikinis and plastic bitches is hardly exciting.
>>532114714White is just what you dumb anglos say. Fat losers.
>>532114470Is this sarcasm?
>>532114498Yurifags are mentally ill schizos and deserve to be rediculed and made fun of. Go back to /u/ if you like your Yuricuck shit so much.
Reminder that blue archive gigaflopped btw
Next Fate they said
Next Touhou they said
>>532114813And (you) have dark skin and are 5'2
>>532114649Wise, you sly dog. She downs enough daterape to kill an elephant just to save Astra and you rape her in a capsule hotel.
>>532114494>Buying rolls for 30 days from now doesn't help rolling now.Yeah, that's what I said.
>You renewed for Yuzuha's girl friend.I renewed for any of the upcoming banners, not explicitly the next one.
My issue is - this will be counted as a revenue for the current banner. I dunno about the "gacha sales" sites, but I hope at least the internal marketing or whatever department at least doesn't think people spending now equals people spending on Yuzuha. Not that I got anything against her, I liked the character.
>>532114875You lost, yuritrooney.
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Is the music festival the final one? Or is there an epilogue too?
Do you guys think dildoboos exist in zzz universe?
>hurr lesbians are hot
This is what retards who never actually met a lesbian think
>>532114692I did it just fine with Jane/Vivian/Yuzuha on ether activity 4 and I only have Vivian, the other characters are the demo ones available in HZ.
>>532114813Based.
>>532114875Shut it, cringe pag manlet.
>>532114649
>>532114913>Not that I got anything against her, I liked the character.So why exactly are you thinking about that then?
hello who is having a melty right now??
>>532114692>can't beatWhat do you mean? You're not on a timer (unless you select that optional difficulty setting), and you have infinite retries.
>>532114924Cute hetero wife.
>>532114858Uh oh I triggered the Tagalog Goblin lmao!
>>532114858Just stating facts about the patch.
yeah. midsummer fantasy secret probably the epilogue
>>532115000People who don't play the game
>>532113321That doesnt leave any characters, sis...
>>532115003Iโm on ether 8 and my characters get nuked in 2 hits by him or his lasers
>>532114692I just did Ether 8 with Trial Jane, Burnice and Yuzuha. I don't even know how to play Jane.
Was easier than my Yixuan run. I suck at playing Shifu, plus my yixuan has shit stats. Didn't get her engine. Kinda regret pulling her.
>>532114935They do.
You find a pile of discarded banging...boos in Pale Wasteland.
>>532114993Just thinking about the skewed statistics.
She will be mine no matter what
>expose the malaysian menace in the thread
>malaysians can't stop outting themselves
Damn.
>Caesar in a bikini
my dick wouldn't survive...
>>532114270In 20 years of using the Internet the only people I ever saw being upset over yuri/lesbian porn were gay dudes upset that lesbians are more accepted just because straight males fap to them. I never once saw someone being mentally ill enough to deny that the target audience is straight males until I started frequenting these generals, and that was after a decade of browsing 4chan in general. /vg/ schizos are in a whole different league of mentallyl ill.
>>532114356Shes dancing near the pile of tvs. Many people saw her already.
>>532115000hsrg
because they got a shitty collab that only boomers like
SEA region loves yuri tho.
>>532115149I feel stupid every time I open gacha threads during SEAmonkey hours
Bwos, is the a character in ZZZ that rubbed you the wrong way in the beginning but now you kind of love?
Mine is picrelated. I didn't really like Burnice, but now she is a top 5 for me easily.
How are bellesisters coping right now
>>532115018>Wise's two wiveshe's so lucky...
>>532114937Why the fuck should I care about real
lesbians? I will literally put millions of femoids into Volcano for one Yuzuha date event. Yuzualice are hot and they both want Wise(me) dick. Is that too much to understand? I bet you faggots who are weirdly triggered by Yuzualice have fucking wormter in your account.
>>532115218I recommend against it.
It's a bad idea SEAbro.
>>532115241I've actually started to prefer dead euro hours and even american hours.
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>>532114498>two woman kissing in gacha ganes>means she is not for meYuri is the same thing as shipping. There is no difference in the contextual setting of a gacha game. Straight shipping or Yuri shipping is still shipshit. The anons forcing the narrative that Yuri is a "straight men's fetish" are disingenuous cucks. While it's true that every straight man has beaten his dick to Lesbian porn at some point, that is not the same thing as Yuri. Yuri is not just about the sex, it's about the affectionate/romantic emotional attraction between two girls. That includes things such as their relationship and interaction, which is a non-factor in Lesbian porn. Straight people jerk off to Lesbian porn because two girls eating each other out is hot. There is no emotional attachment for most guys besides a quick dopamine release "ah that was good". They don't care about their relationship or whatever the fuck they feel or think about each other. That is why two girls kissing in an ffm (threesome) is hot to all guys.
Yurifags are very different in that regard. There is an emotional attachment for them, which shows how incredibly defensive they get over it. They don't care just for the potential sex but also love the relationship and emotions the two girls have for each other. It's a literal ship. Yuri is not a straight man's fetish. This is coping. It's a fetish for people who are not comfortable admitting that they are cucks/shippers. So, they delude themselves into thinking that two girls are not the same thing.
>It's two girls, so it's as straight as possibleThat's the cope. It's, in reality, both gay, since you're invested in a gay relationship (that you made up), and cuckery, since you enjoy watching it.
Pompey is such a cancer to fight
>>532115093>Was easier than my Yixuan runHave you tried pressing E on her? Exclusively E. Holy shit that character is piss easy.
>>532115203Plenty of straight males fap to Venti and other guys.
>bro you don't understand, I NEED to see a guy (not me) fucking my waifu while I jerk off
Porncucks lmao
>he is malaysian!! fucking malaysian monkey!!
>unlike me proud and great filipino
On my phone for a dozen of days any event that doesnt require any fights to do? The dailes are already painful enough
>>532114937>Yuri = lesbians in real lifeThis is like saying everyone who likes Chinatsu is an actual pedophile
>>532115218Can confirm. We also love hags, shipping, and homosexuals.
>3003 atk
what a waste of 3 points
>bro you don't understand, I NEED to see a girl (that I wish was me) fucking my waifu while I dildo my wound
yuritroons lmao
>>532115149>expose the malaysianYou exposed no one, pagpag. I am from west Europe. Keep coping about that, you cuckold. You lost this.
>>532115345-breedable characters like Venti...
>>532115087Not only ZZZ has a shitton iframes, its perfect dodges also work like bushido dodge from MH, meaning as long as your iframes make contact with the enemy's hitbox, it will trigger the perfect dodge, and you don't need to time it strictly. And it gives you the opportunity to trigger a counter with full iframe animation too. Plus there's visual cues telling you when the enemy is about to attack. Also parries. Also iframes on EX Specials and Ultimates, which not only give iframes, but stagger most enemies, even boss type. I'm afraid it's the type to git gud.
Anything in particular that gives you trouble?
>his lasersJust don't stand in one spot and keep moving/dodging. There's a delay between the gunbits taking aim and actually firing the lasers. They stop tracking you after they aim, so as long as you don't stay in their line of fire, you're good. Even if you don't trigger the perfect dodge, simply moving out of the way is enough.
>>532115487I would impregnate this girl
>>532115280vivian, not like i hated her but it felt kinda weird hearing those voicelines without experiencing the story first, but after that its understandable and cute
>>532115445>138 APYeah, you really need more of that. I have over 200 and I feel like absolute shit. Waiting for Alice first though.
tr/u/nies are having a melthy while Wise is pouring his semen into Astra.
the cost of ramen in japan at a stall is between 4 to 8 $
general chop's noodles cost between 2,500 to 5,000 dennies
that imples a corrolation of 625 dennies per 1 usd
comparing this to the cat food cost
1 canned cat food at the convenience store is worth 2,500 dennies
irl canned cat food is worth between 1.5 and 3$
the description describes at is as very high end, so 4$ sounds believable
this would make the cost of 100,000,000 (100 million) dennies per square meter of housing in the center of the (last) city (on earth) equal to around 160,000$ per square meter.
compared to the most expensive place on earth, monaco, which is around 15,000$ per square meter, it'd be around 10 times more expensive, which i guess would be believable.
the video store makes 867 dennies an hour, with 131 visitors an hour.
and yes, i know it's just a front. but if it's meant to be representitive of a real business, then the employee-
hmm, wait, just realized i'm implying they work for free. surely 867 dennies is just our cut. then that doesn't help us much in figuring out the average wage in new eridu... not to mention that the profits might be getting split between the siblings... and maybe that's after taxes...
the military pays 4,500 dennies for an investigation mission in the hardest section of a hollow.
granted they pay with a bunch of other in-house stuff, like crystals. but also 24 bangoo widgets, each of which can be "destoryed" for 300 dennies.
this would only make them worth another 7,400 dennies.
but you can destory a certification seal for 400, and the convenience store sells it at 3,200. which is a 700% markup.
thus the market price of those widgets is actually 2,400 each. x24, that's 57,600 dennies, plus the comission money, that's 62,100 dennies... though the military probably gets those widgets on the cheap from TOPS or whoever.
not to mention that we don't know how much each agent gets payed, etc...
hmm.. i feel closer to figuring out the economy, but still far
>>532115295Yuricucks like you are mentally ill schizos. There is no Yuzualice. Gtfo with your made up garbage
Notice how every incel paggy always says "Wise/Aether/Caelus/Rover" etc and not "Me/Myself/I"
Such a low self esteem you cant even imagine yourself being in the relationship, so you resort to a digital character to do your job
KEKY
man I wish shartyfags took this place down for good
what a shithole
>>532114937I don't care about your fat dyke neighbors, anon. lesbians in porn are pretty hot
>>532115549>AP>on YZHWhat? She's a support. And her passive skills scale of AM. There's no mention of AP. Just let the actual Anomaly agents in the party do the damage.
>>532115321Nah you see I can tell you've never had a girlfriend or you've never had more than one. You have absolutely no idea about how the female mind thinks. Most women are bi. They will admire other women constantly. I've got a body count of 50 and most of those girls have experiences french kissing, practice kissing, having sex with female friends when they were younger. It's a natural thing for them probably because in the stone age men would be out doing shit and getting killed so the women would trib each other to keep themselves sexually active as long as possible to have the best chances of pregnancy when a man did come along.
Like I said I think the anti yuri thing is mainly one from incels and people who've never had a sexual relationship with a girl before. Women kiss other girls. That's fine. It's hot. They'll also fuck you too sometimes. I've dated bi girls, straight girls and die hard dykes as well. There's not much difference between them just vary degrees of bisexuality.
Most men hating dykes have had some serious past trauma where they got raped or beaten or something and I think that for men hating women it's the same. Past trauma and shit. Incels are just the same as man hating dykes and troons desu.
Thread is actually unusable
See you guys when the shitflinging is over
tolerate yurifags and this general will end up as a safehaven for homos just like hsrg
never yield even a single inch
Wise only cares about his sisterwife
>>532115675Burnice would NEVER do this.
Without the attention of a dozen thiren men at least
But what if I don't self insert?
>>532115596>didn't deny having a wormter in your account Kys homo. You have AIDS.
>>532115589This 90lb NEET once ate 1100 USD in sushi in one sitting.
>>532115793Then you're normal.
>>532114116well yeah but you're thinking too hard about it, they'd seethe even more given the "wrong" representation. so that makes me happier than arguing with the fags. i just (credibly) threaten to genocide them when they start talking about trannie shit
>>532115767Jufufu, forgotten forever from now on.
>your son brought his girlfriend home for you to meet her for the first time
>she's thiren
Your reaction?
>>532106784Straightpags status??
>>532115650Dude, you will always use her ex and ult, and it has extremely strong build up. You nerf your damage hard this way.
Reminder that not the one triggering the anomaly is dealing the damage, but rather it's based on the anomaly build up of respective chars and their AP. ONLY Alice's off-field application doesn't count towards this. Anything she does on field, including parries, ex and ult, DOES count.
Alice deals damage. Yes. And if you do not care about this, you will deal a lot less damage. Yes.
I need more of Burnice's chaotic energy in the main story quests...
Am I really supposed to believe these things are SUPER scary?
AAAAAHHH I HATE THIS JANE BOSS MAN SAINTONTAS WAS RIGHT WTF IS THIS
>>532115589Chill, Matpat, you've retired.
>>532106784Thank you faggots for giving me 50 polys
>>532115992 Chinamen are spooked easily pls understand
>>532116020Said it back the first time i faced her in high level Lost Void
Miasma is fine as a mechanic overall, but Miasma Jane was a mistake.
Now that we know every girl with a relation to another girl is an intended threesome participant...
How does the sex go with these two?
Is this true? Belle can't keep up with Wise?
>>532115896I don't fucking care about what you think about me, faggot. I will continue self insert and I will continue to shit on worms.
>>532101750 (OP)>Reeeee the game is not omnipandering/yuribaitEvelyn has an entire animation of her learning how to cook breakfast for Astra and vice versa, and talking about how she changed her life
Show that to any normal person and they will understand the intent
The game is omnipandering
I know it, you know it, everybody knows it
To be honest, I don't care about Wise. I need all his cutscenes replaced with Belle.
>>532116203>wushit pictureDidn't read.
>>532115916I set up hidden cameras, and, after feverishly and drunkenly jerking off to the video of their passionnate love making, bringing forth the pain of my lost youth, teenage regrets and impending mortality, as well as sickening arousal, I cry all night and drive into the river on sunrise rather than face him again in the morning.
>>532115946I mean, sure, in an Anomaly team, her tanking the Assault damage because of low AP would be sucky. But it's not a deal breaker. Her priorities are ATK up to the cap and AM. As long as you hit the ATK cap, AP might take the priority as the sub-stat on the discs, but the upgrade to her contribution to the team damage would still be marginal. She's primarily there to buff the Anomaly agent(s) who will be on-field most of the time.
>>532115727>>532116127The problem with boss Jane is how fucking bouncy she is. Even when you're hitting her she flops everywhere, causing a bunch of hits to not connect. That, and her stun window is REALLY tiny.
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>>532115992dude, wtf !
you can't just post gore like that
>>532116020you defended miasma this is what you asked for
How to do Yuzuha's move, Umbrella smash? I can't see it in the move list.
>>532116203The world would be a better place if all straggots just offed themselves.
>>532115675>there is a video of her sucking a cock in this outfitnice
>32 rolls left on the banner
>still no Meeb or Uzimaki Yuzuha
>>532116203Makes sense because Astra is her benefactor, however you yuritroons have to insert your homosexual fantasies into everything.
>>532116203so now astralyn trannies pretend that their gay ship is actually le omnipandering ship now that the devs break their delusion like how bane breaks batman's back?
>>532115675>Nah you see I can tell you've never had a girlfriendI have, and since the rest of your post relies on this assumption, it means I ignore the rest. Are you mad now? Your supposed assumption about me is not correct? I've had multiple. One of then for 1.5 years even, which is my longest to date. Anything else tranny? You are not a guy. Only woman of betaboy on beta-blockers accuse men of not having had a girlfriend online.
Yurifags are cuckolds in gacha games. Disgusting gat woman with pronouns and mental illnesses in their bio. You fags deserve nothing. Absolute vile individuals that need to fuck off.
Defend miasma Jane without sounding like a shill cuck
>>532116137That's pretty easy. Orphee either sucks off wise or has him in her pussy while Magus is drilling his ass.
You have no imagination anon. Literally thought of this in a few seconds.
>>532114735fuck i just lost
>>532116203Ah you see anon, they're not normal. The kissless virgin is "normal".
>>532116513you have skill issue I cleared it with pipah
>>532116293>Even when you're hitting her she flops everywhere, causing a bunch of hits to not connect.What? No. When she's staggered, she just stays in place and easy to hit. Unless you mean trying to hit her when she has superarmor. Then yeah, good luck with that. Not only her attack animations are "bouncy" she actually has full iframes on some attacks, so you don't just miss, because she jumped, she's literally invulnerable during the air time.
Jane's weakness is perfect dodge counters and defensive assists, which almost always stagger her and stop her from regaining superarmor for a few seconds.
Hoyo games will always have some form of yuri because Da Wei has a fetish for yuri. If you want to play Da Wei games you have to accept his yuri too
>>532116646With the exception of the Honkai series(not the spinoff star rail) the Yuri is pretty weak ngl.
>>532116513miasma is a garbage mechanic to begin with
>>532116203>posting Phoebe>nooo this game totally has shipping and yuriYou are a mentally ill pronoun warrior who has an xittee acount with mental illnesses listed there. You probably also ship Zani and Phoebe like thr schizo fuck you are.
>>532116203should i play wuwa? is it full of mc centered moments?
>>532116619>Not only her attack animations are "bouncy" she actually has full iframes on some attacks, so you don't just miss, because she jumped, she's literally invulnerable during the air time.That's what I mean. I still believe no boss should ever have invulnerable moments. Stuff like Pompey spinning around, Nineveh 2hu phase, and the new boss all suck ass. You should be able to beat a boss out of their animations, like rip Pompey off his bike and destroy it. The same applies to Jane. If you hit her while she's bouncing around, it should be doing even more damage to her.
>>532116765I mean everyone agrees(I even have Shifu). There has to be a better way for Rupture agents to make sense without this garbage mechanic.
>>532116037get your motor runnin'~
head out on the highway~
lookin' for adventure~
and whatever comes our way~
I feel like Lucy would fit into ZZZ rly well
>>532116371>unironically hating on straight on 4chanYou only see this on mihomo generals. Bunch of mentally ill losers.
If a girl interacts with a male it means they're having sex
If a girl interacts with another girl it means they're having sex
If a male interacts with another male it means they're having sex
If a male or female interacts with the MC it means they're having sex
>>532116646Da Wei personally made that Evelyn love song, you can see his name in the credits. He and Shaoji are massive yurifags
>>532116493>Are you mad now?Ah bro you outted yourself that you're mad I've fucked more girls than you. You're not seriously going to be threatened by me right?
>tranny>beta>cuckoldsOh man you're hella mad. Listen lil bro you'll get a girlfriend someday but you gotta lose that attitude. Aint no bitch straight, bi or dyke going to want to go near you.
Improve yourself and you'll be fine. Or you can keep seething like the pussyless faggot you are lol. Your choice.
>>532116787Wuwa completely blows any mihomo games of the water in terms of ML and (You) pandering
>>532116513Miasma shield is weak to all the things you should be doing when playing the game properly anyway. Miasma shield is the game's literal "here's how you're supposed to play the game you stupid fuck" tutorial boss, it should have been in since the beginning
>>532116835At least Pompey does it only for one attack. It's just hard to hit Jane and then she has that cancerous and now a shield on top of it. I hate agreeing with Jack in the box but miasma is only tolerable as a mechanic if(it will never be good) if you give it tanky bosses not dodgy ones.
>>532116787Yes, it's all centered around the MC. All MC centered moments. This is your new dog wive
Whyโs the anti-yuri /pol/fag still malding over retardrd ships like it matters? They ran out of scat porn to spam its been 10+ hours
>>532116935craziest part is that it's EU hours right now
i figured for sure all the faggots would go to sleep after US hours rolled around
>>532116835Generally I agree, but Jane, eh I think she's fine. Pompey and Nineveh phase transitions are pure bullshit. Especially since they use Pompey as a DA boss all the time. And he reaches the HP threshold exactly just before you hit the minimum damage score for 3*.
>>532115280Pulchra, Lycaon, Ben.
>>532117065>android jeet filename>wuwajeetname more iconic duo
>>532117001in reality wuwa is just as bland as hoyo games when it comes to self insert pandering
JP gachas are still unmatched to CN and KR games when it comes to (You)pandering if we exclude eroges
Listen man you can shill Wuwa all you want here but it wonโt ever be a good game sorry bro, maybe in 10 years it might beat Genshin
reminder to whoever ends up baking to add the new code: ALICEYUZUHA
>>532117161The issue is JP gachas are all fucking PNG collectors with no actual gameplay
>>532117001>>532117065I saw this webm and was wondering how hot it's going to be if everyone's into me, thank you
>>532117209It's already added on the pastebin
>>532117294>Wuwa has a canon AGP simulatorLMAOOO
>>532117187I mean Genshin is no longer a good game when ZZZ exists.
NTE looks bad from an art perspective.
>>532116970>haha you madAre you projecting tranny? Unlike your freak of nature looks, people don't puke from the mere sight of me. I have had multiple girlfriends, so your assumption about me is incorrect. That means the logic from that assumption is wrong too. I'll repeat it:
Yurifags are cuckolds in gacha games. Disgusting gay woman with pronouns and mental illnesses in their bio or guys on beta-blockers. You fags deserve nothing. Absolute vile individuals that need to fuck off. You are not accepted anywhere.
I want Wise and Yuzuha to watch movies togther in the cinema.
We could watch spooky movies.
>>532117325this looks like dogshit
Are Wuwakeks for real?
>>532117152It's saved from the twitter source. Calm your tits, pagpag. I hate apple as a company. Simple as that.
>>532117294>>532117325Doesn't matter how (You) they pander when it looks like it's animated in MikuMikuDance.
>>532117483I just wonder what an interaction with Vivian would be? Would they furiously fight over who sucks Wise's dick the hardest?
>>532117416That's literally what you said bro. Damn you're really upset about this huh. Does knowing there are guys out there who have girlfriends or fucked more women than you constantly make you mad? Damn bro. You've got some real issues. No girl is going to want to go near your ass lol.
Hey don't worry. I assume you're young and stupid so you got plenty of time to improve your attitude. I mean there's no way you're over 20 and acting like this right?
Do gacha players really start chimping out if a girl isn't explicitly for (you)?
>>532116934I think this collab is completely impossible exclusively because it'd be annoying to have two characters with the same name in the game
>>532110735That's Grace you retarded cuck who doesn't even play the game.
>>532117065my favorite trope is the em-biggening of dicks because of exposure to western porn made (((them))) super insecure so they started making all their self-inserts have magnum HOGS to cope
Anybody have a link to Orphie's animations?