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>News
Version 2.1 "The Impending Crash of Waves" Special Program
https://youtu.be/lT68Fo91vWk
Agent Record | Alice Thymefield
https://www.hoyolab.com/article/39231485
Agent Record | Ukinami Yuzuha
https://www.hoyolab.com/article/39218785

>Newest Trailer/Teaser/Character demo
https://youtu.be/fFU7rj7IoLo (EN)
https://youtu.be/c4mHDmvrn4M (JP)
https://youtu.be/yV8loyeDX_M (EN)
https://youtu.be/_i8DIN0zyZo (JP)
https://youtu.be/ftIfHp2h7eg (EN)
https://youtu.be/Oz3CTkv8AKo (JP)
https://youtu.be/DDl9QwUtLGg (EN)
https://youtu.be/PzvF1WBLibs (JP)

>Upcoming Events for 2.1
https://zenless.hoyoverse.com/en-us/news/157696
All-New Program 07/16 - 09/03
Tales of Midsummer Dreams 07/17 - 09/03
Legend of the Marvelous Fish Stall 07/22 - 08/11
"En-Nah" Chess Legend 07/28 - 09/03
Advanced Bounty: Routine Cleanup 08/01 - 08/06
"En-Nah" Into Your Lap 08/06 - 09/03
Ghost Ship Adventure 08/06 - 08/25
JoJo's Space Mystery 08/13 - 08/25
Failume Summer Puzzle 08/20 - 09/03
Data Bounty: Combat Simulation 08/27 - 09/01

>Redeemable codes (claimable in-game or online)
https://zenless.hoyoverse.com/redemption
ZENLESSGIFT
ZZZ21SUMMER
YUZUHAGIFT

>Resources and useful links
https://rentry.org/zzzlinks
https://rentry.org/ZZZ-drawpile
https://rentry.org/ZZZFriends

>/zzz/ OP pastebin (use this if making new thread):
https://pastebin.com/PzbMf13P

now that it's confirmed our date with Asta is canon
what's our verdict? who's /our/ true wife?

How are the bellesisters holding up?

>>532101750 (OP)
New Yuzuali kino just dropped

>>532101859
Belle MC never made sense.

Why is Wise pointing like that?

I know what you did.

>>532101750 (OP)
Thank you for the Yuzuali thread!

Why is Jane said to be a Piper sidegrade again?

>>532101843
>now that it's confirmed our date with Asta is canon
That's cute.
Astra is our hetero superstar waifu in Eridu. I'm gla I C2'd her.

>>532101859
I don’t care about getting groomed by chink hags so nothing of value was lost

>>532101843
Astra Yao: I love cock and balls. I prefer Wise over Belle. I am heterosexual.

That's the verdict.

>>532101741
story and wouldn't say mechanics, but piling on different shit like aftershocks and ruptures with off-on field proc agents

i guess it was too late to just, include mechanics that could fit in with our current agents because they need a reason to keep selling shit.

they could at least throw us more free A agents as well. I wonder what its like being a new player and only having one S banner agent. imagine you comin in and you only have someone like fuckin Grace and say, Hugo

>>532101959
If u are at work how come you immediately post YYZ on a new thread??? U are just camping all day in this thread? Don't you have your beloved HSR thread too? Or have u moved on from HSR???

Robot fuckers in the thread tonight!
Idol cunnies are in for a real good time
And we're gonna make them lose their minds
We just wanna see yaa.... FUCK THAT
CLINK CLANG CLANG CLICKITY CLANG CLANG CLANG CLICK CLICK CLICKITY CLANG

>>532102023
because both want to be on-field.
jane can work with seth, where as piper can work with lucy.
jane dodge counters, where as piper mostly spin tanks and iframes.

it's not exactly a sidegrade, since jane deals a lot more damage. but if you only have her with no ball, and piper is as M6W6 (which is not hard to do), then the damage might be a little closer. idk, i never rolled for her.

>>532102354
made for Grace

>>532102354
Zased
What are your funds, idol bros ? I've only got 145 rolls at the moment with guaranteed pity after losing the coinflip while trying for tigerbutt, but until they arrive every roll I save will be for them.

Komano is adorable.

>>532102627
you have AIDS

>>532102627
why did nicole feel the need to tackle komano and make him drop a bunch of drinks?

[BREAKING NEWS]
The top 10 ranks in new tower mostly are from asian, only one western man able to get into top 10

Region representative:
Asia server: 8
China server: 1
EU server: 1

So far there's no NA nor Americas in sight.

>>532102627
Why Nicole’s tits look like that?

>>532102693
Gravitational pull towards his massive cock I would assume

YOU GOTTA FIGHT

>>532102708
Americans would rather complain that the game is racist towards white people and promotes Chinese communism rather than getting good.

>>532101979
Man whore Wise MC doesn't make sense.

>>532102693
She wasn't paying attention I fear.

>>532102708
Wtf is tower now
When do I unlock this

>>532102708
based layed back NAs, that one euro should take it easy.
and what is that site anyway?

>>532102708
>Asia server: 8
SEA region is super badasss for a reason.
It' why Hoyo reward us with a lot of Operation Yum locations and write SEA on Belle.

>>532102527
Grace is only into robot males like Eous or Billy. She's just looking for a suitably intelligent dildo like the menopaused hag she is

>>532102708
>#1
>250k
Huh? I could swear I have a couple of people with like 600k+ on my friend list. What are those numbers?

>>532102840
zzz.mem.moe/board/5

Shifu

>>532102940
Bro?

:)

>>532102840
ignore this >>532102952 wrong link
https://zzz.mero.moe/board/

>>532103014
Oh fuck. There's too many zeroes.

>>532102280
I'm working from home and today is a chill day so I can post whenever I want!!! I havent posted in hsr for at least 2 months or something

They're made for each other

>>532101979
>>532102803
I honestly think if the narrative was adapted as an anime or something, Wise and Belle would simply take turns piloting Eous.

For example, for the Belobog arc Belle is the primary Proxy while say for the VH arc Wise is.

>>532103141
Wise and Astra? hell yeah

The dev that decided to put 4 hours of wordslop into the summer event needs to be shot

>>532102708
Let's got Nick Ger from EU! You got this!

>>532102606
800 (/160= 5 guarantees)
helps that my 50/50s have been lucky too.
i'll also roll for the chibi bunny, but not sure who else. (probably engines)
i kinda want alice too, but don't want to retire piper. wish we had more info on what upcoming characters will synergize with.

Drip doko?

>>532103125
So are you still playing the game? I use to also play gfl2 and HSR but dropped those!!!

we love angels of erection here

>>532103246
We have become undripped. It's over.
ZZZ headquarters are in chaos.

SNEED reveal in 2 hours

>>532102826
it's in the VR
complete chapter 3 to unlock

>>532102884
Asia also includes KR and JP dummy

>>532103190
It's like 1 hour of story at most ADHD bro

>>532103463
Only if you spam click through dialogue.

>>532102884
>belle's tits are made for SEA
i kneel

>>532103246
https://act.hoyoverse.com/zzz/event/e20250625dripfest-g1fj0d/

>>532102990
Wife

Any word of this game getting a mechanic which prevents you from losing 50/50 endlessly?

I haven't fought Bringer in like 2 patches and all of a sudden when I fight him my game drops like 15 fps, I swear it wasn't like this before

this is my current roster, abysmal dogshit i know, i want to get more characters but afaik all the cool characters are locked behind timed banners
is there any way to know the banners ahead of time? i'm not interested in the current banners nor the next ones that i can see in the event calendar but there's a lot of the s rank agents i want so that means i'm not gonna roll till september at the very earliest
the chinks really are good at scamming people huh, not even fgo had a gacha system this atrocious

>>532103696
>078th percentile
Big W

>>532103696
ogh

>>532103726
they rerun around 6 months after premiere
(outlyers are 5 and 8+)
sigh, hold on, i'll go prepare a chart. i've been meaning to anyway

>>532103726
we only know the next patch's banner from tester leaks, you can just look up zzz leaks on social media if you don't frequent the thread, next patch is komano manato and orpheus

>>532102708
MY FVUARKING HEROES.....and gweilo

>>532103726
>is there any way to know the banners ahead of time?
Leaks plus banner rerun rotations.

I can't beat Shiyu 7

>>532103963
Did you level up your Agents to Core F and level up skills and discs?

Trigger wth is that

>>532104042
Yes, Jane is too weak and I'm not good with Miyabi and need Nagi.

>>532103963
If you're having troubles with Jane - she's weak to dodge counters and defensive assists. She normally has superarmor, but those moves interrupt her.
Basically, wait for her to attack, counter, then there's a brief period when she's vulnerable - unload all your damage here. Rinse and repeat.
Funnily enough, that's her own tactic as well. Jane the agent fighting style favors perfect dodge counters.

>>532101843
why does the devs have a blatant hardon for wise but they also made belle as a selectable mc? they should've just gone with wise as the only mc and made the whole game a dating sim like those shity persona games

>>532102103
I love this full bodied whore so much. And Evelyn. And Yanagi. And Yixuan.

Koleda and her cheeks and tummy are so ryonable

>>532104206
Based (if by cheeks you meant the butt)

>>532100040
why didn't anyone say anything to how close she came to killing wise here? physical attacks, projectiles and explosions are a thing but ether energy can seemingly pass through matter. she could've telefragged him with ease if she weren't careful enough.

>>532104170
Does she actually wear the alt outfit anywhere in game?

Where can I buy a fox repellent?

>>532103963
roll Yuzuha

>>532104078
I recommend agents like
Astra
Vivian
Yuziha.

Astra Miyabi Vivian is one of my favourite teams, it's just super smooth once you get familiar with Astra's quick assists.

Jane, Yuzuha and a third Anomaly like Burnice is also a strong team.
While I don't have Yuzuha, some off the other Anons have vouched for her, she is supposed to make all your Anomalies OP just from executing EX special when she can.

>>532104137
designated humiliation ritual MC

>>532103696
Was there anyone who started with absolute shit luck and turned it around later? Or the reverse? I don’t feel good about my 4 losses in a row…

The forced drama in the main story this patch really put me off from rolling for Yuzuha and Alice

>>532104468
Wise? Yeah.. He covers so many fetishes.

>>532103696
0.78bro...

>>532104478
No, once your account is unluckseeded, its over. Mihoyo's advanced paypig algorithm has detected you'll keep pulling despite shit odds.

I want to Alice...

>>532104669
wise...

what are the political implications of this

>>532104669
Yuzuha...

>>532104669
Howl...

>>532104861
She’s going to require height on dating apps because she’s tall

>>532103410
holy CUTE

>idle on login screen for a bit too long
HOLY booba what the fuck?!
They're HUGE

>>532103876
what about chinatsu? we've seen leaks of hers, is she after manato?

>>532105098
She loves a coffee machine. You can't compete.

>>532105098
And to think they're getting fucked by a coffee machine.

>komano manato
>s rank
lmao
you wormers are still fucking coping?

>>532104137
Same reason other gachas do this, devs/suits think MC selection is one of the reasons of genshin success

>>532103963
Go Miyabi + Piper for a comfy kill against the rat.

I missed the main event with Miyabi art on it and the one where Yanagi waits for you near your shop. Do they have any good story like the CNY or this Summer event? I've always found Miyabi kind of underdeveloped and the 1.4 story did not hit me that much

>>532105223
S-Rank would be nice, but I'm going to max him out regardless.

>>532105487
The only HSOS6 member with an Agent Story so far is Homomasa.

>>532103872
thanks anon, i'll be patient

I just started the main story, why the fuck are Phaethon even at a fucking big wig dinner, I don't mean in the 'I'm not following' sense, I mean in the 'what the fuck is this story even doing anymore' sense

>>532105351
>genshin success
but lumine was never acknowledged as a mc by the devs, she was completely forgotten in every official media of the game for the whole game's life

>>532105575
Yanagi has Special Episode like Jane.

>>532105098
Is that Monica?

How do I luckseed

>>532105685
She's so small
Hebegods are winning

sneed

>>532105727
Now imagine the taxes

Why don’t they drip market anymore

Cute Yanagi

>>532103726
here's all i can be bothered to do right now.
the average wait time is 199.4 days.

>-name-days between rerun-(original banner-return banner)
>Ellen: 260 days (07.04.2024 - 01.22.2025)
200 days after the last rerun is 08.10.2025 (format is day/month/year)
>Zhu: 253 days (07.24.2024 - 04.02.2025)
200 days after the last rerun is 10.20.2025
>Qingyi: 181 days (08.14.2024 - 02.12.2025)
200 days after the last rerun is 09.30.2025
>Jane: 201 days (09.04.2024 - 04.23.2025)
200 days after the last rerun is 11.09.2025
>Caesar: 274 days (09.25.2024 - 06.25.2025)
200 days after the last rerun is 01.11.2026
>Burnice: 147 days (10.16.2024 - 03.12.2025)
200 days after the last rerun is 10.29.2025
>Yanagi: 215 days (11.06.2024 - 06.08.2025)
200 days after the last rerun is 01.25.2026
>Lighter: 168 days (11.27.2024 - 05.14.2025)
200 days after the last rerun is 12.30.2025
>Miyabi: 210 days (12.18.2024 - 07.15.2025)
200 days after the last rerun is 02.01.2026
>X Haru: 215 days (12.18.2024 - 07.21.2025 (today))
has not had a rerun yet, 15 day behind
>Astra: 135 days (01.22.2024 - 06.06.2025)
200 days after the last rerun is 01.23.2026
>X Eve: 160 days (02.12.2024 - 07.21.2025)
has not had a rerun yet, 40 days early
>X Ssanby: 131 days (03.12.2024 - 07.21.2025)
has not had a rerun yet, 70 days early
>X Trigger: 111 days (04.02.2025 - 07.21.2025)
has not had a rerun yet, 90 days early
>X Vivian: 89 days (04.23.2025 - 07.21.2025)
has not had a rerun yet, 110 days early
>X Hugo: 68 days (05.14.2025 - 07.21.2025)
has not had a rerun yet, 130 days early
>X Yixuan: 45 days (06.06.2025 - 07.21.2025)
has not had a rerun yet, 155 days early
>X Fufu: 26 days (06.25.2025 - 07.21.2025)
has not had a rerun yet, 175 days early
>Yuzuha: x (07.15.2025 - x)
>Alice: x (06.08.2025 - x)

considering that the upcoming characters are orphie & sneed
most likely the reruns will be ssnaby and trigger
dates: https://game8.co/games/Zenless-Zone-Zero/archives/435687

13 minutes until literally nothing happens

>>532105935
Seed was pushed back because Chinks called her ugly

>>532105727
Buy a lucky account. Before Caesar and Bibi this was top 0.2%, then it droppped to 0.3% after caesar... I worry about Nagi...

>>532105935
>format is day/month/year
*month/day/year

It's recommended to Max Lucy's Basic Attack skill because her boars use this skill, and they are prmanently helping you in the background.

>>532105651
they literally tell you
>shifu is off cleaning up after the events of 2.0
>jufufu failed her math class
>panda
>that other guy is meeting his sister

A B O B
(always bet on Blackwood)

>>532106114
Even if it's clearly just been forgotten, the proxies still aren't operating legally, by outward appearance. They're still supposed to be keeping themselves secret. But no, just go and show yourself to every big cunt in the land, who gives a fuck. Why hasn't anyone among their MANY enemies, considering who they are, bombed their store yet? They've made 0 effort to stay secret for ages.

>>532106085
>her boars use this skill
Huh? Don't her boars just scale with her ATK, not use the Basic Attack *skill*?

>>532105916
This is the weirdest shit to me coming from oldhead gachas like fgo and gbf. Why the fuck do you guys wait around for ads? Back in my day, we would just get a random banner out of fucking nowhere and it would trend like 150k tweets in an hour or some shit.
None of this data mining shit. No beta test server. Everyone gets it at the same time and it's crazy, but these chink gachas are awful at generating real hype.

>>532106370
the gacha market wasn't oversaturated back then

>>532106023
it would be at 3am not 2am

>>532105935
Here’s the one with a non retarded day month year structure, by ChatGPT so might have errors

Zhu: 253 days (24 July 2024 – 2 April 2025)
+200 days is 20 October 2025
Qingyi: 181 days (14 August 2024 – 12 February 2025)
+200 days is 30 September 2025
Jane: 201 days (4 September 2024 – 23 April 2025)
+200 days is 9 November 2025
Caesar: 274 days (25 September 2024 – 25 June 2025)
+200 days is 11 January 2026
Burnice: 147 days (16 October 2024 – 12 March 2025)
+200 days is 29 October 2025
Yanagi: 215 days (6 November 2024 – 8 June 2025)
+200 days is 25 January 2026
Lighter: 168 days (27 November 2024 – 14 May 2025)
+200 days is 30 December 2025
Miyabi: 210 days (18 December 2024 – 15 July 2025)
+200 days is 1 February 2026
X Haru: 215 days (18 December 2024 – 21 July 2025 [today])
Has not had a rerun yet, 15 days behind
Astra: 135 days (22 January 2024 – 6 June 2025)
+200 days is 23 January 2026
X Eve: 160 days (12 February 2024 – 21 July 2025)
Has not had a rerun yet, 40 days early
X Ssanby: 131 days (12 March 2024 – 21 July 2025)
Has not had a rerun yet, 70 days early
X Trigger: 111 days (2 April 2025 – 21 July 2025)
Has not had a rerun yet, 90 days early
X Vivian: 89 days (23 April 2025 – 21 July 2025)
Has not had a rerun yet, 110 days early
X Hugo: 68 days (14 May 2025 – 21 July 2025)
Has not had a rerun yet, 130 days early
X Yixuan: 45 days (6 June 2025 – 21 July 2025)
Has not had a rerun yet, 155 days early
X Fufu: 26 days (25 June 2025 – 21 July 2025)
Has not had a rerun yet, 175 days early
Yuzuha: x (15 July 2025 – x)
Alice: x (8 June 2025 – x)

17 days until total rat extermination

>>532106324
>Guard Boars: To Arms!
>Guard Boars: Spinning Swing!
Gacha players can't read.

NEW CODE
>ALICEYUZUHA

>>532105935
>>532106717
eventually the dates will overlap and they're gonna have to add a third banner

>>532105935
orphie and sneed? not ellen and zhu?
thought it would be them since they're the ones that haven't had a rerun for the longest time

>>532106804
ssanby and trigger are from the military faction, like orphie and need
and orphie's kit works with ssanby and trigger's
just like how yuzuha works well with miyabi right now

>>532106274
They aren't there as proxies but delegates of Yunkui Summit you stupid fuck. Are they going there to advertise that they're proxies?
Fucking no. Nobody gives a fuck about the secret hacker shit. Them going around and hiding in plain sight by integrating themselves with powerful factions is more realistic than being recluse retards that get fucked if someone finds their secret hideout.
I have no idea why the fuck you're so stuck up on acting like the whole world is out to get them when it's obvious that proxies exist as a way for even regular people to access the hollow areas with reduced risk. For fuck's sake we just had fufu's story cover a retarded production crew filming in an actual hollow with no PUBSEC presence or real proxy guidance, and no one batted a fucking eye. Yes they were Cultist plants, but nobody gave a fuck.
Stop fucking headcanoning proxy roles as some super illegal activity. They are just off grid navigators for a zone that has various levels of danger. The government isn't some all powerful entity, they're literally getting fucked by extremist cultists and corpo dogs at the same time. Meanwhile the world is down to one fucking city and everyone is fucking around.

>>532106797
They’ll probably do a triple rerun at some point.

>JP Chinatsu speaks in kansai dialect
DROPPED

>>532106784
GaLGe
>Girls
>Love
>Game

>>532106964
source? i didn't hear her speaking at all

>>532101843
And Wise being the one shot down in the blimp while Belle was the one who drove up to Yunkui later was also canon, but you don't see anyone complaining here.

>>532106745
never

Wo Zai Beijing

>>532106370
Have you been living under a rock the past 5 years or something? Literally nobody knew or cared about png collectors gachaslop, my dude. It's been a while since I've seen anyone complain about Hoyo's at the time unorthodox approach to gacha marketing but their evident success has proven the efficacy of their methods. Nobody but bots and jap shut ins were interacting with those tweets. Feet Grand Odor and Grandpoo had 0 cultural impact, their "popularity" was never organic.

>>532106964
God, imagine plapping her from behind and she starts braying KIMOCHEEEEEENAAAA like a donkey in heat
I didnt think she could get even better but here we are

my brother whose only experience in gacha are hoyo games and umamusume seriously said that the hoyo gacha systems are the best out there and the devs actually help us out a lot
when i told him blue archive does it better he said i only think that because i'm a pedophile, what is it about mihoyo that attracts the biggest retards in the gaming industry? even fgo pre pity system was more generous than this shit

>>532107104
Wo ai bing qilin

should i or should i not...

>>532107337
Is that a Meeb sparkle doll?

I don't even know what the fuck hoyoslurpers refer to by "drip". I just play ZZZ because the game looked cool. (Less cool now that TVs are gone, and it's corridorslop now, but it's not at the point where I'd outright drop it. Yet.)

>>532107337
>40 bucks + tax + shipping
You could get another mindscape instead

>>532107397
>tvslop defender
just quit retard

>>532107385
honestly idk
>>532107418
but i can't touch that mindscape irl

For anyone that has finished Yuzuha trust events, is she for (you)?

>>532107003
https://youtu.be/7wg0AEpQzkQ?t=6531

>>532107507
not that i remember

Does anyone else fall asleep to ZZZ RP ASMR?

>>532107116
I don't understand why you guys enjoy waiting around at designated dates for ads. S Anby is still the highest peak for this game because it felt like the old days and leakers were BTFO because they had NOTHING on hoyo but you don't understand actual hype.
Don't talk about sales figures. I don't give a fuck about that. I dropped 15k on FGO back in the day and it could EOS tomorrow and I wouldn't care.
I just don't like that everyone doesn't experience the content at the same time. Creator exclusive servers, beta test servers, leakers, etc. All of it is cringe and gay.

>>532106929
Except it's literally been stated as illegal activity since day 1, the cops could have busted them at any time - pic related - with their stupid new deal with the mayor thing being also secret, and they were keeping secret in the first place because their teacherparent is the reason old Eridu exploded which is kind of a big deal, which isn't even directly related to being proxies and has the potential to make the entire city hate them. Then they have all the hollow raiders they've ever pissed off potential wanting revenge. THEN they have the apparent giant stupid cult after them, but not enough so to actually do anything about it apparently. They have plenty of reason to stay hidden and plenty of threats if they don't, and they just don't even bother, and every motherfucker knows who they are so you can't just pretend they're 'blending in'.

>>532107507
Yes. Don't fall for for yuricuck propaganda

When do WE get big ladies

>>532107637
nah this is way too forced and OOC, we literally JUST knew her

>>532107593
just let it go. the story got hit with heavy rewriting ever since 1.4 and hasn't been the same since.

>>532107756
Did you mean "met", Mr ESL?

>>532106784
can confirm it works, 50 poly
add it to the OP, baker

>>532107637
For (You) and yuri are not mutually exclusive, you know.

>>532107585
I hope you understand there's nothing I can do to make people stop getting hyped for drip marketing. Go get mad at human psychology.
>Don't talk about sales figures
>I d-dropped 15k on FGO....
Nobody mentioned sales and nobody asked. Weird flex. Bet you fell for NFTs too, lol

>>532107556
What's kansai about this?

>>532107756
>too forced and OOC
Don't listen to the wisecuck. She's just teasing and the one doing the massage would be the raccoon.

>>532107637
sexo, I really want her skin but i don't want to buy it if she turns out to be Yuribait, because else my money would go to waste

>>532106324
They use both, you have been builing Lucy wrong.

RELEASE ROKUDO'S 3D MODEL I WANT TO SEE IT
FUCK CHINATSU NO ONE CARES

Yuzuha and Alice are bisexual.

>>532107956
you can't upskirt any of them bro they're idols

>>532107953
Bold of you to assume I use Lucy at all.

>>532107936
Yuzualice are two in one deal.

>>532106324
>>532107953
he's right, pic and link related
https://zenless-zone-zero.fandom.com/wiki/Luciana_de_Montefio
but i don't know how much dmg lucy realistically contributes from slings and pig bats. i'd suspect it's mostly from the firepigs falling from the sky while piper spins

>>532107552
Sex sex sex

Yuzuha and Alice are sexual.

>>532108108
firepigs on M6 that is

>>532107552
>band
so the vtuber thing is retconned?

>>532107695
BIGGER

>>532101859
OH NO YURITROONS. WE GOT TOO COCKY

>>532107552
Angels of Dilation

So to start with solid hats off from me to the great lyrics that are basically Evelyn and later Astra pouring out her heart and story. Alone they tell a great story and it would have already been a great song if that was all. However Hoyo took it two steps further to push this into the running of favorite ZZZ song for me.
Next Ill shine my adoration on the storytelling that the animation itself lends to everything. The lyrics match the mood of whats being shown onscreen up to and including how the songs volume and power wax and wane in order to really showcase Evelyn and Astras feelings about each other. When Evelyns being thoughtful onscreen the mood turns somber in the song. When shes decisive and putting her plans into action it brings in the power chords while the vocalist puts real emotion into her singing. Just excellence through and through.
But what really made me tear up. What brings it into the realm of awesome. You can tell exactly when Evelyn stops trying to hide her true self from Astra and really forms a connection with her. The entire first two n half minutes of the song its purely Evelyn singing and telling her story and emotions. But right after she doubles down on her efforts to learn how to cook for Astra and actually serves her a good meal Astra enters the song too answering Evelyns efforts.
Evelyns You showed me the path followed immediately by Astras Ill be right here. indicating that Astra is having the same feelings towards Evelyn. And from there the way that the two vocalists start singing together accompanying each other with call and response yet offbeat and out of sync when singing the same line. tells the story of how theyre trying to find the balance with each other. Unsure at first faltering at points but slowly and surely finding their equilibrium before finally in the final few lines of the song theyre singing completely insync with each other. harmony at last.
Absolutely chefs kiss of a production. 11/10

>>532107593
I'm not saying that it isn't illegal. I'm saying that there's still people willing to be proxies despite that, and there's plenty of new eridu citizens that go under the table to get proxy services. Like how do you not see the nuance in it? Yes it's illegal, but PUBSEC isn't some all-seeing all-knowing entity that can or will stop them.
Hollow raiders aren't an organized faction. They're literally just the bandits of this game that show up to steal and kill shit.
Section 6 is a check against anyone trying to target them and they 100% don't care about proxy activity because they even utilize proxies to stay out of the eyes of TOPs and government bigwigs.
Victoria Housekeeping is another check. Sons of Calydon is another check. Obol is like half and half with Trigger keeping Phaeton monitored.
Like I don't understand how you think being some proxy that is reliant on stealth and underground actions is advantageous over actual connections that prevent the cultists and opposing enemies from mobilizing resources against Phaeton.
I don't understand how I can see this but you're like so in a bubble that you can't make even the smallest connections. Being a retard neet and selling illegal services is fucking impossible logistically or logically.

>>532108223
Bruh... Vtubers are idols now. Not (just) stinky niconico girls streaming themselves playing kusoge.

did a quick eyeball measurement, chinatsu appears to be taller than lucy, though still shorter than belle
my guess is 154

>>532108286
Oh, so they're just invincible. Okay, you angry dumb cunt. Nice story you got there.

So I heard I should change to polar metal for miyabi when I get m2. Is that true?

>>532107875
You talk about a game's success and everyone jumps to sales. It's all hoyofags know. You know I'm right, stop beating around the bush like a tiny bitch.

>>532101859
>picked Loom in Genshin
>never regretted it
>uninstalled HSR
>never regretted it
>picked Wise in ZZZ
>never regretted it
won three MC 50/50s in a row

>>532108398
To be fair you should switch off Polar metal at W1, no matter the mindscape.

>>532101859
>>532101843
Oh shit, now I understand why te lesbofaggots had a supermeltdown a few monts back and called everybody "wisepag" and spammed those chudfaces getting punched.

I tried my best to ignore it because I had no idea what was going on, and because mihoyo fans can be batshit insane for very tiny reasons.
But everything makes sense now.

>>532101843
Astra and Trigger

>>532107585
>I dropped 15k on FGO back in the day

>>532108396
They're not invincible you retard. But it does make them harder to target because enemy factions have to wait for an opening or prepare plans where Phaeton has no immediate protection or help.
That reality absolutely can happen and it's not like any existing faction is infallible when every allied faction has struggled with high level ethereals or sacrifices. Again, you're just so fucking disingenuous and bad faith arguing that you can't see anything but your own headcanon.

Chinatsu is A rank

>>532101843
True wife is Caesar, i don't care about filler shit like this

HOLY FUCKING CUTE
THANK YOU ZZZ DEV

>>532108421
>png collecting retard is upset
lmfao. we are literally talking about cultural impact you insecure microdick fuck. I LITERALLY don't give a fuck about your png collectors, NOBODY gives a fuck. We don't care if they flop or if they outsell every single game, there's a reason even shitposters don't use bother forcing gacha wars with them, NO ONE CARES retard, they have no cultural relevance outside of a small bubble of gambling addicts that may or may not have a lot of money, nobody gives a fuck because the games failed to break into the mainstream.

>>532108668
>true wife is girl who doesn't see MC for months
doubt.jpg

>>532108638
it is very possible that one of them is
but they have added 3 S rank banners to factions before

Hello. I started this game for the mesugaki redhead. I even bought her outfit. How do I get rid of the raccoon?

AstraWise is canon.

>>532108638
That seems like a stupid thing to do since all 3 are guaranteed to make money, but we'll see. 4 stars in ZZZ are perfectly usable so that's fine by me.

>>532108770
Mod it
See gamebanana or loverslab for how to

>>532108631
No, you're right, your headcanon is clearly stronger than the story as it's presented. Your projection could light up an entire continent.
You need psychiatric help.

>>532108735
FGO is part of Fate. Fate has been going on for 20+ years while hoyo has half that tenure and has to rely on a jap studio to make their anime(which has been delayed for 4 years).
Where is your cultural relevance when you can't even produce your own shows in-house? Even uma musume can do that.

>>532108721
Actually cute and canon

>>532108770
something like this
https://gamebanana.com/mods/607230
but never post your UID in a screenshot with a mod, or you might get b& by the devs. they're not technically allowed since it hurts their skin selling gig.
also run it through a virus scanner first just in case.

>>532108901
stop samefagging you mentally ill faggot

>>532108668
Will we ever get more Sons of Calydon?

>>532109073
Probably not, they bombed.

>>532108881
>was part of an existing, successful franchise
>the gacha still failed to break into the mainstream
shameful, should have kept that fact hidden, now you look even more retarded LOL

>>532108997
All me

>>532108881
>when you can't even produce your own shows in-house?
NTA, but this iss wrong.

The reason why they would contract Japan is because they are weaboos, and they want street credit for being par tof t Japanese anime ecosystem.

Not bcause they lack the tchnical capability of crating 2D animation.
You are out of your mind.

>it's not yuri
>they are not gay
>they are for (YOU)
haha... oh

Will she disappear if I finish the event?

>>532109106
>moving the goalpost
try again little bitch

>>532109073
There's already like 7 of them and they're am*rican so chinks didn't buy them. Asians in general have really really bad taste.

>>532108997
grasshopper, to defeat a mentally ill opponent, you have to first understand how their brain "works"
you telling him to stop and calling him out is a turn on for him, and only encourages him to keep going
you instead have to find out what he hates, and do that
but keep in mind, this won't be an easy battle. your mentally ill opponent will just sleep it off if you tilt him once, therefor you have to become nearly as insane in your frequency as him
meditate on this

>>532109147
too late anon I got your UID, hacking into your mainframe now

There should be more Manato x Belle kissy fanart in this thread.

>>532109138
Show me the genshin impact anime. If they were real creators, they wouldn't need to outsource.

>>532109248
Ok but answer the question

>>532109163
>brings anime out of nowhere
>y-you moved the goalpost
OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOO THE HOYOCHADS ARE LAUGHING AT YOU AHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>532108721
>>532109141
Are you still upset over AstraWise canon?

>>532109073
bottom left is probably piper btw

Yuzuha is really sexy

>>532109073
We'll maybe get more Lucy, but it will be unrelated to the SoC as a whole.

how do I play yuzuha.
also yuzuha looks a lot like Vivian in a different outfit.
does waterkuma like gothic lolita that much or something?

>>532109141
They also both love Wise...

jane stuffed her toes in their mouth to get their confession

>>532109290
Sorry, I'm not supposed to reply to people not in the discord.

>>532109141
Appropriate filename, because coping is all you yuritroons do.

>>532109276
>If they were real creators, they wouldn't need to outsource.
Japan outsources animation work to SEA countries all the time. You are a batshit elusional weaboo, there is nothing magical about a Japanese hand holding a pen, everybody can do it.

>>532101843
>>532101859
>>532107637
>>532108079
>yuritroons and cuckfags canonically BTFO
>AGAIN
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>New redeem code ALICEYUZUHA
>The handholding scene
I'm not even a yurifag but how is this not yuri pandering?

>Haven't played 2.0 yet
>Yixuan is just standing in front of outpost
Should I do her hollow zone side quest now or later

>>532109290
i think she did, but i haven't been looking around at each time zone

>>532101843
C&C!

>>532109141
Is the event finale out yet?

>>532109073
>Ceaser, uses a gladius
>Burnice, burns ice
>piper, has pipes on forehead
>big daddy, is a large gentleman with children,
>lucy, leaves home
man SoC was such fucking kino it's a shame zzz has been declining ever since the tour de inferno.
that was peak. probably the best patch of ZZZ.

>"Alice and Yuzu are le heckin Yuri"
>Game shows they both want my (Wise) cock
>eeeeh hurr durr they are BI now!!!!
No, they are straight. You made a headcanon about them and then you got BTFO as usual. The same spiel every single time when two females interact or look at each other. Yuzu wants my cock. Alice wants my cock. There is nothing sexual or romantic between them. They are friends that like sucking the same cock. A girl does not lean her head on a random older guys shoulder unless she wants to be bend over a table and fucked like a ragdoll. Those actions are specific and purposeful from girls, especially JKs.
>for (you) and Yuri are not mutually exclusive
It stops being Yuri when you put a man between them. That becomes a love triangle between 2 girls and a man. In Yuzu and Alice's case, they're not even gay for each other. You made that up out of nowhere. This a game where the I can date literaly every agent. Quit making up about fake headcanons about relationshios inside a fictional setting because you want to make every relationship gay for some existential validation, you weirdo. I wonder how long you can keeo this up without the game fueling your delusion.

My slutty sister...

>>532109379
>switch in
>use EX
>switch out to another character
>repeat every 40 seconds or when you run out of stacks
that's literally it. the rest is just very situational fluff, don't overcomplicate it.

>>532109379
>how do I play yuzuha
cast EX
>she looks like vivian
from what i've heard, their JP voice actors have worked together before, casting some anime

>>532103319
I'm just doing the dailies and rush the events

>>532109379
Bitches really fight in high heels and don't see anything wrong.

>>532109513
>how is this not yuri pandering
It is.

Nah what is this shit?
Not even safety shorts, just straight up nuthing

she's so dignified...

>>532109147
>1000505085
Why are you chinese

https://files.catbox.moe/wv5b7k.jpeg
https://files.catbox.moe/gwh33h.jpeg
https://files.catbox.moe/bz4fza.jpeg

>>532109690
Cute Amilion pouch.

>>532109638
I see, well I'm going to bed so good night!!!

I regret picking Belle but I don't wanna make a new account

>>532109524
Is that the tutorial run of the newest HZ iteration?

>>532109687
Mods will fix it

>>532109547
finale already out for EU and Asia, dunno about burger server
but we will get epilogue soon in two days

>>532108721
This troon is still seething over Wise and using breadcrumbs to sell a Yuriship between two characters who are familiar. It's like Eve and Astra all over again but way less material.

>>532109513
>how is this not yuri pandering
You mean the same "pandering" that gets stomped on every chance Hoyo got? Astralyn? Cute girls doing what regular female highschool friends do means fuck all of they'll slobber all over the MC

>>532109073
yeah, silly

>>532109782
I think so
I had 2 more quests like this since I skipped so many versions

>>532109721
>this makes the chinese piss and cum and shit themselves in ecstasy
They truly are cannibals

>>532109580
Stop thinking too hard about it. They are both for (you) but you can't pick one because they also love each other.

>>532109610
Playable Bocchis.

>>532109720
That's a burger ID

What did she mean by that

>>532109816
>next phase title is midsummer secret
This is gonna be another fucking incel pandering isn't it?

>>532109141
This is so low bones and pathetic, I can't believe your shipping over holding hands together. I also held hands with my sister anon, does that make us incest? Yuzu leaning her head in Wise's shoulder is infinitly more substantial and suggestive.

>>532109823
Really weird that fanartist are going crazy over this "breadcrumbs"

did you find it /zzz/?

>>532110017
>fanartist are going crazy over this "breadcrumbs"
Fanartists are going for anything that interacts with each other.

>>532109881
>but you can't pick one because they also love each other
They don't love each other romantically, yuritroon. This is a delusion you made up out of their relationship. Swallow your meds. Yuzu's behavior and actions towars Wise, THAT is suggestive and romantic. You took a random relationship and just turned it gay.

>>532110017
Breadcrumbs is correct. Yuricucks have been going wild over Astralyn for months whilst denouncing any and all pandering, including the PV. Just for them to get raped by their very own "yuri" dev continuously. No difference here with Yuzuha and Alice. Just 2 highschool friends

>>532109141
Anon, I used to hold hands with my big sister....
Get some friends...

>>532107956
One per patch until 2.5

>>532110079
Did she shit in our toilet and didnt flush?

>>532110042
Uhh anon?

>>532110095
I've been following ZZZ fanartist a lot.
Yuri crackships don't get as many fanart as Yuzuali got in the last few days

>>532110236
>in our toilet
oh ho ho you ARE going to be surprised

>>532110236
Worse... on Belle's cactus

>>532110017
>yuricuck artists are going crazy over breadcrumbs
Yeah? Something wrong about that statement?

>>532110017
They always do that... are we going to ignore Himeko and Kafka in HSR and how they had absolutelt no interaction besides a sentence and a glance?

>>532109313
>AstraWise canon

since they're teasing chinatsu that means idols are 2.3?

>>532104137
seethe, troon

>>532110332
>Himeko and Kafka
They barely got fucking any though besides westernshit. I wish they actually had a lot.

>>532110334
Are we get raided by CHINKS?

>>532110347
>idols
One idol so far.
2.4 I suspect they will come out.

Which wallpaper are you using?

https://poal.me/qmhpe8
>https://poal.me/qmhpe8
https://poal.me/qmhpe8

Alice?

For Yuzuha

Evelyn?

For Astra

Your delusional headcanons will NEVER change that

HOLY FUCK!
THIS EVENT IS SO FUCKING FUN!
PLEASE TELL ME WE GET TO SEE THEM AGAIN THIS HALLOWEEN!
ALSO SUCCUBUS SKIN FOR YUZUHA PLEASE!

>>532104137
If you play a gacha with blatand (You) pandering like ZZZ and even remotely care about self inserting, you should've picked the male MC. Simple as

>>532110347
2.2
Orphie
Seed
Manato
2.3
John Zenless
that real Bnuuy
2.4
Ye Shiyuan
Ye Shunguang
2.5
Idols

>>532110442
Random shuffle of my faves. Odd how they limit them to like what, 5? 6? Shit's literally 1 line of code, there's no reason for it to be limited.

No drip
No content

>>532110407
It's one guy who's obsessed with hating yuri and horseking.

>>532110390
Blatant lies

*Give you 50 polychrome*

>>532110474
Yuzuha is not a fucking whore

>>532110462
>headcanons
Try again bud, no mental gymnastics or headcanon needed when the game does all the work for us
>>532101843
>>532101859
>>532107637
>>532108079

>>532110236
Not again...

>>532107187
Her personality was a letdown ngl...

>>532110612
thon why does she always give that look?

Not a single character besides Rina (for robots) or Vivian (mentally ill) has any romantic feelings for another human(or thiren or oni or elf) in this game.

>>532110697
What did you expect her to do? strip on stage and twerk??

>>532110462
Just give up anon. Eridu is a heterosexual world.

>>532110697
if I were infront of astra too I would cum all over the stage

Holy fuark......

>>532110735
TRVKE all nothing but lust for Wise

>>532110624
Don't forget this one bro.

>>532110735
>Rina

Yutane soon
Zhao soon

>samefagging that hard
>I u-used to hold hand with m-my imaginary sister ALL THE TIME
>it's not gay!!!!!!!!111
they are not even sisters, retadbro...

>>532110754
DAWEI HIRE THIS MAN

>>532110782
>drunk sex with lucy
s-so lewd! so i-indecent!

>>532110782
So Nitro-Fuel really is alcoholic. Someone was telling me they're just energy drinks the other day.

Over 50% of the Yuzuha screenshots I've seen online are using the summer skin. This has to be one of Hoyo's most popular skins of all time. She saved the game...

>>532110462
Nicole for me
Zhu Yuan for me
Ellen for me
Caesar for me
Rina for me
Yanagi for me
Miyabi for me
Lucy for me
Anby for me
Burnice for me
Piper for me
Koleda for me
Qingyi for me
Bibi for me
Corin for me
Evelyn for me
Trigger for me
Astra for me
Alice for me
Yuzuha for me
Shifu for me

Yes, this is my harem game. I am literally Wise. Cope Yuritroon. I can date all of them and Yuzuha is literally sucking my dick in every scene. Did she ever lean her head on Alice's shoulder romantically? Oh, yeah. Never. You can watch and play the game while I fuck her.

>>532110842
Fuck, i always mix their names for some reason.

Bokita love!

>>532110624
Or this one.

>>532109971
>Comparing low effort content (trust event) and the main event content
lmao wisecucks getting too desperate now I see. Gay ass wise will never get any action in contents that actually matters

>>532110948
>Bo
That's Aris.

>do some rolls on the offchance I get an early Miyabi dupe or (fat chance) a Nicole dupe so I can have her M6
>Nicole comes home
Best support, best girl. I've been playing since 1.6 and she's finally maxed.

Okay but can anyone explain the ALICEYUZUHA code?

if she breathes she's for me (wise)

>>532110821
Astra cheated on her, they broke up to be with Wise.

>>532110989
Looking back, Nicole was crazy good for a launch support character.

>>532110940
>I am literally Wise.
But bro... You're brown!

>>532111043
They're two new characters being released in the patch.

>>532110867
You lost troon. They are presented as sisters and family. You made that gay. The game does not agree because Yuzuha is sucking my cock, you troon.

>>532110938
I think it looks kinda hokey to be honest, I dont like seeing characters in swimsuits if they're not at the beach. Yi Xuan's costume is their best costume.

>>532110940
Whore.

>>532111102
Why didn't Shifu and Fufu get a double code like that?

>>532110821
>>532110956
Confirmed to be nothing more than a bodyguard/sister dynamic while getting completely mogged when anything related to the MC comes into play.
The only way you could see them as yuri at this point is if you headcanon Evelyn to be into cuckold while Astra slobbers the MC's cock

>>532111102
Why didn't they do that for every other characters?

Dunno about Yuzuha, but Alice definetly had a lot of mc pandering in the main story and (start of) summer event.

>>532110334
Huh? there's a fanmade one? or are they talking about hoyofair?

Why did they make her new element and class?

>>532111086
>>532110957
Yuricucks on a meltdown. Good. There is no Yuriship that got btfo harder then Eve and Astra. It's sad how hard the devs destroyed you. Both Eve and Astra want my dick.
>brown
I am not an Indodog like you, streetshitter.

>>532110347
They are not really lated to plot in any way so I doubt we will see them until it's resolved. I think it's safe to assume they are this year Astra patch, especially since they are also related to music. Not to mention robot is an inteligent consutrct we already helped and she knows Astra.
I think they are just doing smart thing and slowly hyping them up. So I expect other two to show up here and there.

>>532111081
Her kit is weirdly loaded especially compared to how barebones even 5* were at launch.

>>532111250
But if you play as Belle its a yuri ship still...

>>532111187
Shifu and Fufu didn't interact much, focus was more on the Yi Xuan.
>>532111220
Should they?

>>532111229
Alice was really cute. Yuzuha has mc pandering also but not as much as Alice did
>>532111289
The reason why yurischizo's try and leave Belle out of it is because whatever she gets, Wise gets as well. They'd

>>532111240
Still Ether damage. Just special Corruption anomaly status ailment.
As for the Rupture role - the devs unironically don't know what the FUCK they're doing with the game anymore. They're just throwing random ideas at it and see what sticks.

>>532111334
>Should they
I'm just wondering why they're doing it specifically for Alice and Yuzuha

>>532111250
>>532111219
Pffffftt hahahaha! Bros listen. Stop self inserting as wise. Again... YOURE BROWN hahahaha!

>>532111289
Belle does not count as Yuri and Yuritroons agree with me on that.That's just known as MC-sexual. Also, Astra is only turbo wet for Wise explicitly.

>>532111240
That's the same as Ether.

is yuzuha a good support for alice? i want to m2w1 alice but i don't have anyone to support her aside from nicole/lucy but i don't know if they work with her.

>>532111250
>Indog (a portmanteau of Inodnesian and Dog) commonly used by Filipinos and Malays to insult Indonesians, and nobody outside of SEA knows of the term
>Not to mention commonly in the First World (Europe and North America), dogs are seen as sacred human companions and the only dog related insult is Bitch which is a modern term
>Whereas it is common to eat dogs in East Asia and South East Asia, where they dont respect dogs
>Hence why a third worlder might use the phrase Dog as an insult, and specifically Indog for Indonesians as another SEA state person
Verdict: Youre brown

>>532111415
Incohert babbeling and meltdowns, love to see it>>532111219
>him
Know who that is? It never says "her" btw.

>>532111415
That's in the past anon. They broke up so Astra coul marry Wise.

>>532111287
You can also see the remnants of the original idea form the beta and before in her kit. Like the enhanced normal attacks, which have echo damage when she has bullets. Before the supports were delegated to applying buffs/debuffs and quickly swapped to the backline. In fact, there didn't use to be any roles at first. Agents were just agents, each with their own kit, and they were not restricted from using any W-engines.

>>532111492
She is her bis

>>532111414
They did MOCKINGBIRD, this is Hugo and Vivian, does it mean they're cute and canon?

>>532111492
>is yuzuha a good support for alice
Yeah, she's her best teammate

>>532111289
Don't kid yourself. Wise self inserters absolutely hate Belle. They will often point out differences in dialogue as saying that girls interested in wise are not interested in Belle. These people hate yuri in any form including if you chose Belle as MC.
Before 1.5 came out they were gloating. Then it came out and showed Wise as a cuck and they have been shit posting constantly since. Especially about Belle who they feel is a threat.

where are the salesfags?
is it too early?

>>532110334
Based Chink putting fat lgbt amerifats in their place.

>>532111423
>turbo wet for Wise explicitly
First Miyabi, Caesar and now Astra. I regret picking Belle

Eve can take Astra i don't want that slut...

>>532111519
That's a lot of headcanon, third world pooper yuritroon. Unfortunately for you, you are too stupid to make accurate deductions with that small IQ you have.

This time is West Europe ;)

>>532111662
The sales/doom schizo is too busy melting down over his yuricrackships being btfo

>>532111662
>where are the salesfags?
Currently falseflagging as yurifags.

>>532111649
>point out differences in dialogue as saying that girls interested in wise are not interested in Belle.
Which is just the truth, Yuricuck.
>Then it came out and showed Wise as a cuck
>meanwhile Astra and Eve continue sucking my cock
Your post and the content in the game is not even remotely the same. Makes sense, Yuricucks hate the game since it actively shits on them. So, you make up lies.

>>532111541
>>532111631
ok i'll roll for yuzuha, is she a good generalist support for other characters? also how necessary are mindscapes and signature engines in this game? i'm new and come from genshin where a lot of my favourites would need c2r1 to be considered 'complete' so that is why i want m2w1 alice specifically.

>>532111662
9 more days

2.2
5*
Seed
Orphie

2.3
5*
Zhao
Ye Shunguang
4*
Sweety
Zhao and Sweety are the same faction.

2.4
5*
Chinatsu
Manato (Free)

Not sure which ones are first and second.

>>532111713
yeah who cares about that pepperoni nipples and vantablack butthole womanchild

Astra is one the most aggressive MCsexual characters I've seen in a game in ages. She is all over Wise, in almost every scene. This is how you know yurifags have a mental illness, because that's the only way you wouldn't notice it.

>>532111716
>Change timezone
>Suddenly I'm europe too
I guess this is flip larping as yuropoor, makes sense since they have identity issues

>>532111886
Chinatsu is coming before Ye

Notice how posts about Manato cucking (you) suddenly disappeared...

>>532111853
Trvke

>>532111962
troons losted....

>>532111361
Just discovered she can perma fly with her dash lol devs must really like her
None of my other characters got a special sprint not even the yuzuha I just pulled...

>>532111962
Xe's called a yuricuck for a reason. Shipfags like that hate the male MC so much they don't care who does it

>>532111524
It does in chinese you stupid nigger lmao.
>>532111853
Damn. Cucked by Belle lmaoooo wisewimps totally lost.

>was planning to pull orphie
>hoyo just put idols in the game
welp. time to save... i need all the idols.

>>532111876
She's the best non-astra support in the game even outside anomaly comps.

>>532111936
>change timeline
I knew you would use that cope. Well, it ends here then. You won't accept any proof I give, so there is no point engaging any further with a HSR yuritroon from India.

Which agent is most likely to walk around nopan?

>>532112102
>squished between Astra and Eve
Wise is so lucky..

>>532112042
>None of my other characters got a special sprint
Your Ellen? Your Rina?

The 2.1 story could have easily been condensed from 4 hours to 2 hours

>>532112156
Post hand

>>532112109
>was planning to pull orphie
>she's aftershock support
EZ skip

>>532112159
Soukaku

>>532111102
Don't make me SLAP your face Corin

reminder that the constellation above Alice in her profile pic is Cygnus, the lore accurate lover of Phaeton
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cycnus_(son_of_Sthenelus)

>>532101859
This is what I like to see.
I promise I will buy an Astra mindscape next time she rerun.

>>532112252
She LOVES Belle

where are the drips?????????????????????????

Today /zzz/ learns that Mihoyo loves omnipandering

>>532112159
Soukaku, no doubt.

>>532112102
>it does in Chinese
Even in Chinese it is only directed to Wise you faggot. Keep coping, you Axe Wound. I can't wait for you to join the 41%.

reeeeeeeeeeeee! ! !

Now i want Lucy skin of her wearing proper noble lady attire.

>>532112336
>EVEN IN CHINESE ITS ONLY DIRECTED TO WISE!
>t doesn't speak a word of chinese
YWNBC

>>532112296
It will be Wise.

>>532111886
Manato already has fighting animations in the game, and he's lore relevant now. he's more likely to be free with orphie/sneed

>>532112159
nicole, she can't afford new ones

>>532112408
As always

>>532112336
>>532111219
YOU FUCKING LIAR
Bro why are wise wimps like this? You fucking lie so much what the fuck!?

I doubt Manato is free.

Chinatsu's thighs look so soft and squishable...

>>532112527
This can't be good for bloodflow.

>>532112356
I hate Mobile gear so fucking much

>>532112502
>picks Belle
>gets "her"
Good job on confirming she's MC sexual. Too bad Wise still gets a canon date

>>532112159
Evelyn, no way there is panties under that leather.
The entire Obol Squad, ever heard of going commando?

>>532112195
You first, Indodog. I will not post body parts on an online brazilian image board because a HSR Yuritroon asks me to. I showed you my timeline, and I know for a fact that you know it's true. You're denying it because "you are brown" is all you have left. The fact you didn't even post your own timeline suggests it's evening for you, right?

>>532112502
>still defends Astra when she broke up with Evelyn to marry Wise

>>532112502
>wisepags caught lying... again

>>532111562
No, that's comparable to the SPOOKSHACK they did. It's the faction's name.

>>532112356
yeap, what the fuck were they thinking

>>532112527
Shes 12

Chinatsu might be the ugliest female character in the game lmao

>>532112646
Out of 10!

>>532112646
OUT OF 10!

>>532112646
Out of 10!

>>532112506
Either free or A rank. He might outflop flopter if he's S rank.

>>532112623
>>532112502
Gotcha. Thanks for proving Astra is Mc-sexual and not a Yuripag with Eve. Glad, d agree.

Hahahahahabah

>>532112334
>ommnipandering

HUE

Ohhhh MG the aboslute lesbemeltdown happning right now.
The AstraWise really hit them hard.

>>532112502
Remember when that ugly wise cosplayer got posted and then someone in thread posted a reddit comment sayign that wise cosplayer was a Belle player?
Oh that was edited as well. Wisewimps cannot stop lying.

Do you think Astra would accept Evelyn as Wise's second wife? I think it's only fair between best friends, sharing is caring after all.

>>532112363
S Billy soon. trust

>>532112374
when i'm done correcting her with my cock she'll re-release as a proper S rank good girl

you do understand that no matter how many new waifus you love, I'll still be the only one truly loyal?

>Miyabi
Plane whites
>Nicole
Those ones with beads
>Ceaser
With cartoon bears images
>Ligher
White with red hearts pattern
>Belle
Lace with a hole in it for fast access in case customers arrive to the store
>Sokaku
Fundoshi
>Yanagi
Silky pink ones, in hopes of finally getting something, shattered every day

I want to roll her...

>>532112670
>>532112672
>>532112687

>>532112747
They screech "yuridev" on a daily basis when Astralyn was all they had, of course they'd have a massive melty

>>532112598
IndoGOD here
the burden of proof is on you though. I guess that's too hard for a flip huh? how much did you get paid for shitposting and derailing the thread? get a new hobby or come to /bant/ :)

threadly reminder that you will NEVER be a woman.

>>532112695
Fire Stunner, the flop combination. Males and children.

>>532112862
>Astralyn was all they had
It was never a thing

>>532112754
They're literally malaysian schizophrenics. You can't cure that.

>>532112843
Where are her...

>>532112502
>MINDBROKEN

Threadly reminder that you will ALWAYS be a woman

>>532108487
>the lesbofaggots had a supermeltdown a few monts back and called everybody "wisepag" and spammed those chudfaces getting punched.
That is one individual

>>532112334
>Today /zzz/ learns that Mihoyo loves omnipandering
>if I make up random ships out of nowhere, I can create the narrarive that the game is Omnipandering
No, that's not how that works. Omnipandering is for games that actually push other relationships. Yuzu and Alice is pure headcanon garbage. Astra ans Eve are turbo wet for Wise.

Can you send other characters out on dates? No, all the datea and outings are between MC and agent. There is no "omnipandering" because every relationship outside Agent×MC is completely made up and not part of the game.

>>532112978
I agree but it's not the first or last time they cling to breadcrumps

>>532112527
alice don't look

>>532113021
Is this your first hoyo game or something

>wormter picture
Of course

>>532112502
Based(?) retard.

Guys please stop bullying horsecuck...I don't think his brain will take it anymore..

i still haven't started the summer event, wast the leak that chinatsu was a crybaby true?

If only I had begun estrogen at 12 like I wanted to, I'd be like Chinatsu
Fuck you mom and dad I hope you both die

>>532112994
>get proven to be lying
>m-m-mindbroken!
Keep replying to me on cooldown malaysian muslim faggot. Keep sucking those boy tongues like your prophet.

>>532113021
Trvke, glad they're sticking to their guns. Fuck shipfags

So, how do we fix the Noodle Shop?

>>532112931
Hello, Indodog. I posted my timeline. I don't care whether you think it's real or fake. I postes proof and you chose to not accept that.

Now, go clean your streets, Yuripag.

Fan art just shows what people see.
You can cope all you want that it's not real yuri bro, she said in the game that she wants to suck my cock bro.

Of course it does, it's written for (You) and other failures, you pathetic excuse of a "male".

>>532112843
Don't roll for crazy bitches.

>>532113129
she's super shy. keeps stuttering and messing up words.
probably mostly because she was talking to her idol, but still.

So much SEA incel chud seethe ITT
A relationship doesnt need to be canon in a game to be shipped you retards, thats what shipping literally is, pairing two characters together you think would be in a relationship
But god forbid the incel dicklet chode isnt fellated by everyone in and out of the game at all times otherwise he will go into a melty and spam gore or cp

i self insert myself when I see yuri but you can cope

>>532101859
>>532101843
cute and canon

Just woke up. I'm feeling kinda Zenless today

kill yurifags
curb stomp shipniggers
decapitate idolpedos
bomb homoposters

>>532113021
>>532113172
Be right back, rolling M1 for Yuzuha.

>>532113075
See>>532113172
Does that sound like omnipandering?

>>532113183
fuck, you just reminded me that the noodle shop costs dennies
be right back

>>532113252
I have hated shippers longer than you've been alive yuritroon. Ever since I first got the internet and went to a forum to talk about Stargate SG-1 and found out what Daniel SLASH Jack meant.

Total shipfag death.

Girls can hold other girls' hand and still only be friends

>come back to the store
>what is this smell?
>follow the stench
>it leads to my room
>open the door
>yuzuha shat on my bedsheets again

Why do we have so many muslim malaysians in the thread that feel so threatened by yuri?

>>532113348
Good luck, post results

>>532113129
>>532113249
she drops spaghetti too much

chud incel reeeeeeeeee

>>532101843
>>532101859
I regret rolling belle

unpopular opinion; I welcome the gayshit as long as it's strictly yuri.

>>532113420
F2P games attract broke incels and third worlders who have nothing else to play

>le chud
Is that all you have? pathetic.

>>532113420
Mihoyo is huge in Malaysia. I don't think they browser 4chan though.

>>532113496
Genshin and HSR threads are no where near this bad.

>>532113454
More like Angels of Dilation amirite?

I think the Astra Wise thing was unnecessary and only serve to piss off Belle users for absolutely no reason or gain
I really believe it should be changed

ratta linda

Seeing Jane again during the event made me realize once again that she'd look better without the rat tail hair. Caesar too.

>>532113560
I think your birth was unnecessary and only serves to piss off your parents for no reason or gain.
I really believe you should have been aborted.

>>532113491
I don't inherently care about random art here and there. It's when schizo's spend hours on end having a melty, trying to deny that the game will always pander to the MC.
We get it, you enjoy crackships, post your headcanon in silence and enjoy it for what it is

I think Belle was made to be impregnated by Wise and Wise only.

>>532113210
>Fan art just shows what people see.
This might be, the most deluded thing you have posted in this thread, Yuripag. This has to be ironic. Not even you can be this deluded. I didn't knoe Caesar and Lighter were fucking. Wow. Totally. So, Hineko and Kafka are gay in the gane? Ruan Mei and Jingliu are lesbians for each other. Shit. I never saw that in the games.

>no art of Yuzuha and Alice interlocking toes
fuck sake...

go back to hsr if you want lgbt shipshit

>>532113606
>she'd look better without the rat tail-
You fucking bitch come at m-
>hair
Oh. I agree.

>>532113638
Pretty sure only boys who were molested by that weird uncle picked Belle anyway.

>>532113491
Same. Girls are hot. Add hot and hot and it's double hot.
Manato is good as a bro, but I don't need him together with some other dude doing homo things.

I will never forget that one yuri anime written by a yaoi writer, and it wasn't yuri, because all the things that are super homo erotic if guys do them, isn't if it's girls. (i.e. hug)

>>532113638
based, cute and canon

>>532113560
>absolutely no reason or gain
It pissed off shipcucks, schizo's and troons. I'd argue it got way more than what it should've

>>532113252
Kill yourself shipcuck. You deserve no space where your kind is accepted.

>>532113165
>STOP LYING WAAAA
Kekaroo! Are you crying?

There is so much emotional turmoil in the air in this thread.

Post rabbutt

>>532113606
pigtails on women of double digit age < rat tail < side tails < literally bald < power gap < all other hairstyles

>>532113638
True and real.

Shipfags are eating so good in this game with BelleWise being the canon pairing.
With main character out of the pool and in a happy canon blood related relationship, you get to play dolls with the rest of the cast.

Is Shadow Miyabi legit or fake?

Every female reaction to the Wise and Astra date was them loving it. Yurifags are all virgin trans "men."

>>532113785
We love Nicole here!

>>532113715
>all female agents are horny for Wise
>even Belle is horny now

>>532113768
>still seething after getting caught out
lmaoooo I love it. Malaysians are the dumbest.

I think it's kinda funny that anons think yurifags care about the Astra Wise thing when in reality they're talking about Alice and Yuzuha
Also don't forget to get your polychrome

>>532113785
horsecuck is having a massive tantrum right now after he was humiliated.

>>532113420
>Why do we have so many muslimin the thread that feel so threatened by yuri?
>malaysians muslims
I am not from Asia, you Yuripag. The fuck is this weird cope? Yuricucks are the lowest common denominator. You pags are hated in every community. How are you surprised here?

You are hated. In EVERY community. Every place hates Yuripags.

>>532113868
They care so little about the Astra thing that they spent the last months clinging to it for their dear life, knowing that what little breadcrumbs it was, it was all they had

go on without me bros...

>>532113868
>think it's kinda funny that anons think yurifags care about the Astra Wise thing
Bruh... this whole thread is burning down th /vg/ hous on fire due to AstraWis

>>532113923
>brown
>seethes at yuri
>bad english
>reddit spacing
Yeah I'm thinking malaysian.

>We're on a first-name basis now
I never doubted my wife

>>532113923
Your mud hut town hall in your village of 300 is not "everyone"

>>532113970
>she rolled for balls

>>532113841
>YOU FUCKING LIAR
>YOU
>FUCKING
>LIAR
MINDBROKEN
It's ok horsecuckbro maybe you can go play Yuri-coded games like HSR.

>>532112843
We all do

>>532113970
WHY we told you NOT to roll for yuzu ball

>>532113021

>ommnipandering

ROFLMAOOOOOOOOO

THIS GETS FUNNIER EVERY TIME I READ IT OML

>>532113491
>I welcome the gayshit as long as it's strictly yuri.
No, I welcome none of it. Back in the day, Yurifags stayed in their own lane and quitely enjoyed their garbage without attaching it to our game. They knew it was fanfiction and kept to themselves. Nowadays, they are not like that. They are rabid dogs that need to be shot down because they will attempt a hostile takeover of any place they can force themselves into.

Not even a inch.

>>532113785
I love my penny pinching jewess wife.

>>532112843
Has to be like easiest skip of my life. Okay, Hugo was still a lot easier.

What set off the wisepags this time?

>>532114043
Because you lied malaysian brown. >>532111524
>Know who that is? It never says "her" btw.
Malaybrown totally destroyed kek!

>>532113868
>It's real
YuriGAWDS I kneel

>>532114010
i liked it more when called us manager...

>>532114116
>without attaching it to our game
Do you even realize which company makes this game

>>532114078
in my sleep deprived state I thought it a good idea to roll it because I really liked the summer event

>>532114116
/a/ was once my main board, I can't stand the place today. It's just shonenshit and yurishit. Delete the fucking board.

>>532114010
Zhu love

Wtf is this thread?

>>532113923
Stop larping brown-chan

This literal Yuri PTSD is not normal. Hyperventilating over fake lesbians.

What have these people gone through I wonder.

can we all get along? there's a cake for everyone

>>532113491
Piper OWES ME KIDS

>>532114193
It's still her best ball bro. Everyone else is just coping with second best.

>>532113970
This game is really easy so its fine and the effects on Yuzuha is worth it

>>532113970
lol imagine wasting 110 pulls on that engine. You could have possibly m2 Miyabi

>>532114010
>>532114127
>Malnourished twink with a bucket on his head
Nice MC zzzkeks

How much would zzz need to flop for us to get a proper swimsuit?

>>532114000
You lost pag. Keep coping. I already showed proof where I live. I know where you live. Eat your pagpag.

Horsecuck is samefagging now.
When will they learn? We can sniff your axe-wounded taint from a mile away.

More importantly why is noone talking about Lucy fucking snitching on us to Alice about us being Phaeton? She didnt even ask if she could!

>Nicole says Nekomata is at the beach with them
Where the FUCK is the kot? I can't find her at all.