>In THE NAME OF ALL THAT IS BATTERED!!! Fuhrer RONALD! SURELY you want to FUCK GRIMACE, no?!? Huh?! You want to EXPERIMENT on ME?! YOU'RE going to MAKE ME REALISE the WEAKNESS OF FLESH and make me CRAVE the CERTAINTY and STRENGTH of ARTIFICIAL PRESERVATIVES?! YOU are going to operate on ME, and slowly, but surely, insert my CONSCIENCE into your BRAND NEW PROTOTYPE CHICKEN NUGGET BODY?!?! YIPPEEE!!! EEEHHHHHH??!!?! After completing the YEAR LONG string of EXCESSIVELY PAINFUL processing procedures, which you made MORE torturous because you PAID OFF THE FDA, I will only be able to do THREE things in my new body, those being BEING EATEN, DIPPED IN SAUCE and FILLED WITH PINK SLIME?! And then, since I will stop aging, I will become the ULTIMATE NUGGET, since i will be ABLE to get EATEN for ALL ETERNITY, while I WATCH, HELPLESS but OH-SO HAPPY??!!? WOO HOO I HIT THE JACK POT! SAY WHA–?!? YOU REALLY mean, that ANY time that I am NOT mopping up SZECHUAN SAUCE with my DELICIOUS BREADED EXTERIOR, you will ACTIVATE ALL my PAIN RECEPTORS, IMMOBILISING ME IN AGONY?!? AND THEN, since I won't be able to ENJOY the show, while ALSO being dipped, I WILL BE TORMENTED, by both MENTAL and PHYSICAL PAIN?!?! WHAT?!? THERE'S MORE?!? EVENTUALLY, after having my SPIRIT CHIPPED AWAY TO A HUSK, I will just LEARN to IGNORE the EXCRUCIATING PAIN OF BEING DIGESTED, that would send ANY being into shock, in order to allow myself to BE DELICIOUS and BE USED AS A SUSTAINABLE GREEN ECO-FRIENDLY FOOD SOURCE for the REST of TIME?!? YABBA DABBA DOO! I'M GOING TO BE REAL MCDONARYAN NOW! LET'S GET STARTED!!

>be american
>wake up at 4am to get drive to work
>eat sugar pellet and UHT milk soup for breakfast
>chug a 32oz glass of High Fructose Corn syrup enriched Orange Drink
>doesn't contain enough orange to be called juice
>my pupils dilate as the glucose tears through my lymphatic system
>my hands start throbbing as cold sweats run down my back
>decide to hit up starbucks on the way to work to calm my nerves
>notice my coworker drinking a clear, non-carbonated beverage
>"Hey, what's that, the new crystal pepsi?"
>coworker tells me it's just water, it comes out of the faucet by the sink
>typical onions beta, drinking government feminising poison
>coworker mentions he's on a new diet where he's skipping breakfast
>take a big sip from my 48oz double shot caramel frappecino with extra cream
>"You can't skip breakfast, its the most important meal of the day"

please faggot… Please fucking die…… Just fucking die forever you faggot… Kill yourself you stupid retard faggot.. you piece of shit… I hope your fucking family is proud of you you fucking pedophile… Fucking die you piece of shit. I'm fucking gonna kill you. I can't believe I'm saying this but… I swear to god I will kill you, your family, your kids, your wife. You can't even tell how fucking stupid you are, it's sad to even watch you talking to yourself on this site… Fucking die fuckhead. I hate you, and you can't even fucking tell it to people. Fucking faggot. Fucking die. I wonder why your mom didn't kill you when you were a little kid.. you're fucking retarded, your brain isn't even a brain it's a fucking piece of shit. Fucking die, your whole family are a bunch of faggots, your kids are probably fucking gay as fuck. I don't even care if you're dead. I'm going to kill your wife and your kids with your own gun and make a movie about me killing you. Fuck you. I fucking hate you. No wonder you fucked your retarded cousin and then got her pregnant, you're fucking fucking retarded. Fucking faggot. I hope you die, I hope you fucking die