Thread 149553183

>>149553183 (OP)
gay sport

>>149553193
turn you’re monitor on

https://www.reddit.com/r/ufc/comments/1lpklob/when_ilia_finally_makes_it_to_heavyweight/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb3x&utm_name=mweb3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button
Kek

you now remember the existence of the light heavyweight division

i’ve got /heem/ all to myself i can confess that i want to fuck hasbulla and no one will know

You have to be man first

Does volk have abnormally long arms or is he actually t rex armed??? Every source says different. And even in pics he doesn’t have ape hands that reach his knees like Jon and Tony do.

>>149553456
longer than average

Ilia throwing 2 shots on the ground instead of a walkoff knockout was a -1000 aura points move.

>>149553315
that's morally dubious

>>149553456
volk said his reach isn't as long as it's noted

Impeach Ilia ToPUTA!!!

>>149553456
Don't know but I would say Volk has a big wingspan BECAUSE of his wide shoulders, instead of actually having long limbs themselves. He has a huge head but his shoulders are so wide that it looks normal.
Reach is measured from finger to finger with arms stretched out in a T pose. So if 2 guys had the same reach measurements, but if guy A had 6 inches wider of a torso than guy B, then guy A would have the reach advantage if they were squared up.
It's probably Volk as wide shoulders and that's why he gets more bladed to throw long lead hooks and power / lunging jabs instead of squared up jabs like Strickgaped. That way he can utilize the full reach of his shoulders.
Jones on the other hand does have truley long arms that almost hit his knees.

>>149553622
>no yair
you fucking retard

>>149553591
Kek didn’t know they measured like that. Figured they measured the length of the arm but obviously that wouldn’t make sense to have 71 inch arm. Why do they measure that way?? So if someone has a 3 inch reach advantage but the other guy torso is bigger there might not even be a reach “advantage” ya84a

>>149553527
No lookback mitigated some aura loss

If p4p was real, there wouldn't be a separate women's p4p ranking

>>149553683
viva italia

>>149553717
we get it, you are a sexist pig

>>149553328
Monitor

>>149553683
3 cousins, 1 legacy

>>149553717
If Erin Blanchfield were a man I'd fuck her.

>>149553790
Heard he's using a moderate amount of marijuana and occasionally masturbating.

Gane said ''everything is set into motion''

>>149553876
and so it is

>>149553527
this isn't sugar schaub little bro, ilia doesn't fuck around

>>149553527
If Ilia doesn't get those two shots in the last strike would be Charles self heeming with his knee and Ilia wouldn't even get credit for the finish

>It's real...
Chills...

Im in Marbella

Umgar would have heemed the shit out of Merab if Khabib's fat ass hadn't sat on his hand the day before and shattered every bone in it

>>149554034
Tom looks shook

>>149554034
Tomala xisters...

JOI Rogan

>>149554034
Trus the plane

MMA JOI

>>149554109
kek this doo flat irons his beard

>>149554034
everything is set in slow motion

>They linked UP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5ijoBSksSc

Gane literally lives in a ghetto

>>149554034
lol, you think Gane is talking about cagefighting? He's talking about geopolitics.

Gane was writing equations between rounds against volkov

>>149554167
Calculating the minimum volume his clitty could squeeze into

>>149554185
sad attempt at imitating pakibong

Gane found an analytical general solution to Navier-Stokes equations while masturbating

Navier-Strokes equations

Gane is able to recall more than 50000 chess matches and is able to use the tactical insights in them in the gon

Kek Remember when we scared away IntelBong, god were so funny.

Once Gane appeared in my dreams and he cured my cancer

is paddy slavic? why does he looks like volkov and the babushka

>>149554244
Scousers are swedes

Gane refused to join the fighting nerds because they are too stupid for him

Gane is my sleep paralysis demon

This Schaub...i-it....it feels hot coming out? God hep me

>>149554152
>yeah meng you don't play wit the ocean... I fucked around and found out........... I surfed in el nino cuz my wife pissed me off
>y-ya lad the misses innit
>cuz it was my sons birthday and shes all pissed off I'm not there... but we aint even celebrating till saturday and this is my surf day
What is this fucking interview.

>>149554127
kek why do ugly people not have a sense of what doesnt look bad
contrast to garbrandt whom couldshant look bad if he tried

Why does Gane act white?

Gane killed my sleep parlysis demon

Ciryl Gane and Luke Thomas debating the European immigration crisis.

>>149554299
The better half of him is white

gane cant read because if he could holy shit

Gane doesn't read because he wrote all the books

Gane? More like "won"

>Gets an eagle his first time playing golf
How does he do it???

Gane is as white as our average Frenchman

OHHH HE'S HURT

Genius. Greatness. Gane.

imagine if fernand would stop playing around

>>149554376
arman is right tho, dan prostitute is still a bitch

>>149553232
lmao

>>149554299
He's from the Vendée region, he went to Paris after being old enough so he wasn't raised in the shittiest environment possible. That's why he didn't become some low IQ street thug but a low IQ MMA figther instead.

All training and no play makes Ciryl a dull boy.

>>149554034
tom kills this can

The traps have been set and the rodent jumped on the cheese.

>>149554167
magnifíque

I fucked Gane. I fucked Gane real good. That Ganussy was dripping.

>>149554412
Jon Jones...

>>149554167
is Gane one of the biggest pillowhands in heavyweight history ?

>cyril, come over, we're ducking tom aspinall
>ah, non, that sounds gay! I will go have sex with women

I wish I could enjoy ganeposting again...

>>149554437
Gane is 35

>>149554471
The french people have such a long life expectancy he's essentially 28.

And Gane said "Let there be light" and there was light

ciryl gane is only 19 years old

Paddy with a VERY good take. People love Oliveira so he won't get criticized but it's completely true. Even Topuria said his game plan was as simple as Charles will plod forward and be easy to kill with superior boxing/speed. He had an absolutely awful gameplan even though that samurai mindset is kino.

https://old.reddit.com/r/ufc/comments/1lp9a73/paddy_pimblett_says_charles_oliveiras_performance/

>>149554498
It was a work.

Gane is older than time.

>>149554497
why is that woman doing the cholo pose?

Genius
Skill
Creativity.

>>149554446
legit looks like wmma grappling

i just can't ganepost like i used to
i feel so delusional and fraudolent when i think of doing it.
like i'm lying to myself as if the world didn't watch him give up in less than 2 minutes

>>149554546
>2 black men grappling
>first thing he thought about are women
hmmm

so if islam beats jdm we get to see ilia challenge... another lightweight for triple champ status
didn't really think this one through did you hunter

>>149554573
why would hunter be against topturo winning his third belt? hes super famous right now literally the ufc next moneymaker

>>149554579
you are a having esl

Kneel

Hello /heem/

>>149554596
Irish p4p zestiest whites

Ilja's boy has Aspinall Jr energy I hope they stop bringing him out to ruin the mood

>>149554606
A 10 year old project, i am afraid

>>149554348
Because he unironically downloads data faster than any athlete. That's why training full camp in Bahrain, under Akhmed Tazhudinov (p4p wrestler in the world, who beat Khabib's idol Sadulaev) is going to spell the end of the Heavyweight division. Tom has no idea what's coming.

we've all moved on from the gane meme bro get over it

>>149554630
This makes him sound like he wants to skin gooby and wear his skin

>>149554553
Gane tko'd jon by nut shotting him

meme?

Tounge punch my fart box. AKA: Goodnight.

shut up joe ya fool ya

The key to beating tom is heel hooks, sadly for him Gane mastered heel hooks from rouzimir palhares.

>>149554592
a true American champion

Whatever happened to Magumbo Reacts???
https://youtu.be/PbinPsUOtFw

wait I just realized thats killer b's catch phrase
shut up joe Bakayarō! Konoyarō!

..gooby intos naruto???

>>149554679
>wait I just realized thats killer b's catch phrase
>shut up joe Bakayarō! Konoyarō!

Breasts

Cheeks

*posts abhorrent mma takes in you’re path*
how do you say i told you so without sounding mad?

>>149554691
who is his favorite fighter?

>>149554695
her

>>149554695
His favourite fighter has to be tom aspinal

>>149554606
Ilia isn’t a Conor clone he’s actually good at MMA

>>149554695
The fans

Lips

>>149554691
Aspinall
Oliveira
Pereira
DJ
Moreno
Whittaker

Minge

>>149554695
shartles trannyveira

>>149554376
10-8 Dan

>>149554598
>>149554691
>xhe is a university professor
This is why all zoomers are brainwashed democrat freaks

>>149554703
don't assume their pronouns

>>149554348
Is there anything this man can’t do? Besides fight Tom Aspinall i mean

Naruto is so mainstream that is barely tranime. Tranime is genshin impact style slop

>>149554109
Most attractive MMA journalist

>>149554740
yeah, read books. lol

>>149554376
Remember when australians used to be based? ever since they got Force-Vaxxed with boosters the bantz just haven't been the same

>>149554738
Where is turdny?

>You are a pussy bitch
>w-well-ughh you are like...no one cares ok?

>>149554786
Merab is American

>>149554786
pantoja is american as fuck

>>149554786
This is my vigilante (big finnish meng exclusive I lament)

does topruria lil bro have potential?

>>149554792
Factual post.

Dream come true, met Poatan

>Krylov backstabbed ukraine to become russian
>Taptoro backstabbed germany and georgia to become spaniard
>Merab backstabbed georgia to become American

Why do churkas betray their homeland

One million American champs

>>149554808
Allegorically very big shoes to fill I mumble in metaphor

heemember when ilia and friends beat the shit of that dude in a bar for starting shit?

>>149554816
Why is the National Guard sponsoring anything it's not like they're in a competitive market

>>149554817
For me it's that time Chael called out Anderson silva for betraying brazil and living in Beverly hills

you guys remember UFC 249?

>>149554808
Pretty sure Merab and Ilia have both said that Aleksandre is better, at least in training.
Apparently he's a big reason for Ilia's success because he's great at mimicking his opponents during training camps and shouting instructions in the corner

>Sabes que te amo hermano pero solo puede haber un GOAT

PRONTO

>>149554842
No, I wasnt watching yet

>>149554848
Never happened, you made that up

>>149554856
yes, i did

>>149554857
I know you did you cute fuck

how come that one guy didnt post topuria in his huggies pull ups pants?

>SØy un vagabundo que vive a la sombra de mi hermano

SOON.

>>149554871
you need to include a picture

>>149554871
here I posted it for you

>This fighter be da favorite?! and he duh underdogg???! Das disrespek! Them odds disrespekful!!!! SMDFH!
Why is this such a big deal to people every single fucking fight?

Alright that's zero (You)s despite my efforts, I'm off to /box/

>>149554889
Because

>Max is a good dude and he put up a hell of a fight, but he was never gonna ruin my retirement party.

SOON

How much until ddp HEEM chimpaev?

>>149554830
This image is flipped

topuria buys followers

>>149554933
Next you'll tell me he buys exciting finishes...

>>149554933
And his wife is a bogged dog idc he heems expeditiously

>>149554829
Watch your mouth bitch
>>149554900
Ducking fag

mfw when protecting charle from heemd

>>149554434
hes below average but jon was already weak at light heavyweight
volkov isnt that strong either

>>149554434
he doesnt have heeming power, but his punches still pack a punch

WEEEELL WEEEEEEEELL WELLY WELL WELL
>Topuria started his career with four straight submission wins on the Spanish regional scene and won a belt in Mix Fight Events promotion. In 2018, he competed in his first international fight in Cage MMA Finland.
>In 2018, he competed in his first international fight in Cage MMA Finland.
Read 'em and weep boys
>>149554966
Thanks b

if only you knew lookin ass

whats the heemcensus on ilia
is he too popular on reddit to keep in the stable or can i ironically keep him unironically

>>149555037
the reddit boy cutoff is bryce mitchell
the heem boy cutoff is ryan hall round 1 2:30

>>149555037
He's anti squatting and some kind of bruder hh so reddit hate him

Islam beating Jack handily, makes the Topturo match a foregone conclusion.

>Dis will smesh your mind...
>smesh...smeshh...smeshh.....
>It's time to move our money....
>Download wahed NOW
>Keep your money halal
https://x.com/TeamKhabib/status/1920810100844880181

>>149555037
He's nowhere near as popular as Khabib and Islam, so you are okay. I keep an eye on that place and if he ever gets to there level, I'll warn you.

>>149555056
Speculating is part of why the wages are low and prices up you dumb fucking churka

>>149555051
>>149555050
thanks bs dont know what id do without quality answers like this

I am lidl bit great big fat gelatinous fraud in and out of the cage brazza u kno dis

finna

>>149555016
What are you implying here

>>149555087
I swear I just saw Khabib on a Dubai gym live

>>149555016
Mir finland exposes him

gaethje was in crazy shape for the fiziev fight. sleeping on the fact he cant bleem even himself is retarded.

>>149554591
am not

prophecy says mma was in discord until a wonk nose pakistani unified the BMF lineages

Just how good is Josh Emmett

>>149555091
We made Ilja Topuria is what I'm saying so that's 2 champions and 3 belts when we include Weili

>>149554808
He barely beat some guy named thickness. He’s mid.

>>149554808
He's nowhere near toptoro, for what I've watched he just mimicks him partially and struggle with semi-decent opponents. I'll say he can make it into the ufc tho.

We cannot follow them.

>>149555178
im surprised that they can make a belt even more corporate soulless bad than the current ufc belt

jim miller

>>149555189
>im surprised
I am not.

Volkbros..

I hate "helwanis" with every fiber of my being

>>149555171
>I'll say he can make it into the ufc tho.
he's already in

>>149555204
do you hate makwanis doe

>>149555204
thats amore

I fear

>>149555204
No one likes those inbred rats, i am afraid

there's weight classes for a reason

Riddle me this : What does JDM, belal, and ilia have in common

When a nigga pull up but it ain't be clocking to him that I train gfl

>>149555259
You masturbate to all of them because you're gay

>>149555259
They've held world titles?

>>149555204
no one watches that crap lil jukka, get a clue

What happened to all the "Volk" fans

Jamahal Hilll was ufc champ

>>149555275
>Right here, the hardest hitting 145er right here, this wonk nose churka TKOs people, when i wonk a lad's nose, it doesn't unwonk.

>>149555288
not untypical for a company ran by helwanis to put total shit front facing

>>149555259
>>149555300
You’re growing on me

Let kicks shouldn't count for points
Leg damage doesn't put you closer to getting KO'd or tko'd

>>149555288
pretty based desu

>>149555306
the new shit /box/cel take just dropped

>>149555123
>umar, do the goosestep

people on heem.com actually thought umar was gonna win lmfaoooooo instead he got dominated every step

speaking of umar, we literally have not seen him since the merab fight. which basement in dagestan did khabib n co. locked him in?

>>149555399
>dominated
hes the only one that was anywhere close to defeating merab

>>149555404
>anywhere close
hahahahahahahahahahahaha

>>149554808
no, he's a bum

>>149554808
Wow, he emulates Hall's deadly style to perfection

Lenee! Why this nigga ain't got on the social media glasses?

>>149555410
am i wrong?
suga schaub got fucked once, he improved alot in the second fight but still got fucked. name 1 bw guy that can give merab some competition.

It's time to heem, nigga, it's time to heem, nigga
Everybody get face down
Now give it to me, bitch
It's time to heem, nigga, it's time to heem, nigga
Now give it to me, bitch
Everybody get face down

>>149555452
Joshua Van after he moves up

>>149555455
yea alright ill give Van that

>>149555452
>being a can makes you good

>>149555452
Mario Bautista

what's paddy biggest win?

>>149555473
kang green booby hill

>>149555473
Blades and shades

>>149555473
Michael Chandelier

>>149555533
>oi eurgh argh iss ovah 'caco need a 'nana?

>>149555557
das raycis, amirkhani

all of spammys favorite fighters have been destroyed except makhachev. id mention ankaleav but dude literally has no fans.

>>149555584
paul "tel-aviv" craig subbed ank so there you go

up next: johnny walkers historic title run

>>149555575
Marc Goddard looks like a racist to me b

I have lost to paul fucking craig of all people and I'm not joking brazza

Marc GODdard

oliveira was always overrated as fuck, jdm finishes islam with punches, merab will never lose again, ilia will have his grappling arc after he loses via a fluke punch against a random opponent.

>>149555613
illia finna get sean stricklanded(eventually)

>>149555612
the gordon ramsey of mma refs :´)

>>149555619
Are you algerian

>>149555619
You an algerian or something

>>149555613
Topturo becoming a wrassler after a Usman-Leon level event happening to him, is top 10 nightmares of all time.

>>149555660
had oliveira not been pillow-fisted (and elbowed) he'd wobble ilia with that jab-elbow combo he landed, but his power is too shit. poirier and fiziev are super dangerous for an ilia type fighter, especially fiziev.

But it would be so funny

>"Topturo spent 3 days seeking forgiveness from God in his castle in Spain for what he was about to do to his opponent" posts
>Gets brutally KO'D

I genuinely hate Topuria.

illia is in freak level peak physical condition. you retards just dont get a simple premise
stronger + faster = win

>>149555690
Olives isn't pillow fisted, and has good technique. His gameplan requires a couple rounds to be really effective though. Ilia said fuck that. Prime Charles was taken care of by Islam first and Arman second though.

yea ilia's a freak alright

>>149555735
fiziev is at least as strong as ilia and about as fast with better kicking game, every non-cazzie wants to see that fight. seeing how arman's wrestling works on ilia would also be interesting. there's no other interesting lw fight for ilia imo.

>>149555797
fiziev got pieced up by shitjee twice, Ilia heems him inside two rounds

>h>149555785
The things he can do to your anus, cock and balls with his mouth and tongue would have you falling head over heels in love with him pretty much immediately

>>149555797
Fiziev would get simulated by Illia in a minute. He has no power and no head movement.

Khabib vs Connor was scripted beef

>>149555797
Boxing > muay thai/kickboxing in mma, Ilia kos him round 1. Arman is a much better matchup. Fiziev does a few things well and looks kinda flashy dodging kicks but isn't skilled or complete enough. I've long ago given up on waiting for fiziev to start looking like top contender, it's more than just him being pillowfisted, having shit cardio, and being undersized.

>>149555916
Man, shut UP

>>149555902
Why is this smeared in vaseline

>>149555797
>muh casuals
not even a topuria fan. him being in prime condition and racking dudes is observational fact

>>149555984
clean your monitor

>>149555990
What did you say?

>>149555997
now turn it on

Kwabib Numaleshaubov

petr japan

> ilia's family moves from georgia to germany then to spain
> his older bro looks german and ilia looks spanish
weird coincidence

Shartles Ohleftera

Why did he rape sean?

>>149553456
Volk is built like an orangutan, short stocky body and almost freakishly long arms. Imagine having a physicality that is advantageous for both long range boxing and for wrestling.

Strickcel was RAPED by his dad.

Lawrence really loved shota sean

>>149556085
Doesn't look like a neo-nazi here, did he lie

>>149556085
>>149556096

>can’t even Heem an influencer with 0 fighting experience
OH NONONONONO

>>149554691
Honestly whenever I see pics like this I get kinda sad, ugly people get treated so badly. Sometimes I think of this dude I met in highschool that was ugly as hell. He was super nice and had a nice sense of humor but everyone made fun of him, even people that had never even talked to him in his life. I actually regret having made fun of him once and I'm kind of happy that he actually stood his ground and told me to fuck off. Lots of respect for the guy.

>>149555037
I don't give a fuck what reddit thinks I'll like whoever I like.

These fighters look really good till you realise they're 5'4 and me an untrained 80kg 6'3 guy could fuck them up

a rape victim ran down the "greatest middleweight" of all time
volumes, levels even

If big Dan was there Sean wouldn't have done shit

And Mike Beltron, forget about it. He wouldn't dragged asean by his neck and said what the fuck are you doing

oh shit spammy woke up

Chris Tonyoneh just watched

On the loo (they say loo over there)

>>149556152
How stupid can you be, you're lost, you need to keep up with the personalities. Spammy isn't even British

>>149556168
I don't even own Straps. How does it feel knowing I could rip your Willy off any time?

>>149556170
ok, now post on your leaf account then american account

>>149556178
That sounds a bit gay Tobes

>>149556126
We have you beat up in your neighborhood? Calm down young man haha

>>149556197
Who*

>>149556197
>>149556202
stop posting

>>149556221
I like his posts b you never know what you're going to see next unlike your boring ass. Respectfully

>>149556221
Hmm a new enemy. State yourself

>>149556170
Bodied that freak

He sounds like the English saddo, but has an American flag. Now I'm wondering

Cam ahn Toby mon ya cyaan be so belligerent pon da 'eem y'hear wah fi seh we talmbout minge like dem days of yore jah bless

>>149556250
Stop posting this horrible stuff. We only like to see MMA fighting with soft floor and a referee

>How about ring girls?

That's irrelevant.
But yeeeeeeeh throw them in too :D!

>>149556259
It's literally Dana throwing hands

>>149556255
This would actually be a top top comment but you mixed African with Jamaican which just makes it weird and stoopid

>>149556274
you talmbiut the last british champ before aspinall

>>149556274
Patois comes from pidgin

You've got to be a righteous man to remain on the Christmas list

>>149556291
Comes from Irish, french, English. You don't know anything. Quite while you're ahead be shut it

See what I mean who says Christmas list, Toby that's who, you never know what comes next with this character

>>149556287
Leon Edwards, what a faggot Jamaican. A real Jamaican like Shannon Briggs gets the job done every time

https://youtu.be/APPtLdddQrQ?si=AqbfULUmwfgR2y9Y

>>149556310
I like Busta Rhymes

Me vs Tracey Cortez. 3 rounds, the sphere. A love letter to the people of mexico

The result of Dariush vs Moicano all but invalidates Islam's whole title reign, since he was purposefully given a weaker opponent.

>/box/cel
at last i truly see

>>149556325
Actually. It invalidates BSD as a fighter

/heem/ is most shit during welfare check day. coincidence? no.

>>149556325
>all but invalidates
Doesn't that mean it's a good thing broidi hh?

If I ever end up on the sex offenders list I'm going to be so annoying. Trust me

Heem me up, Scotty

>>149556326
Boxing is good though, how often do you see a nice, clean, well placed body shot to put someone down like that I MMA? Don't be stubborn, you know it's good.
And this is from a 50 year old, that says even more

Imagine if you were alone with someone like ilia if he wanted he could take your purity away from you and there would be nothing you could do about it but accept it

kevin lee? kwab

Post the asian on the choob Tobes I'm on my backup device

>>149556360
Haha yeah damn, that's crazy

>>149556360
I would stab him in the eye with a firepoker and heem his wench in front of their children and not have to lift my arm above my chest

commies cant stop obsessing over strickland even though his hype died over a year ago

mma is inherently gay

Lawrence Strickland raped, gaped, taped, spanked, spunked, sealed, and semented Shota Sean's baconbussy

>>149556332
>Knows the date welfare checks drop
>Makes passing accusatory remark

I know what you are

>>149556358
No one KOs anyone in pillowtap, it's all decisions by poofters who refuse to fight the top guy.

>>149556532
O Malley heems both these bums

Volumengs.

Look like jonny B lives rent free in this poojeet's head

Abhorrent thread

>>149556763
why would anyone visit india, that place is a giant shithole

>>149556532
There are no ko's in boxing because nobody got KO'd in your gif. Right, ok, alright. You're a stuff buddy, never let anyone out you down, keep fighting

American culture is centered around BLACKS. They have holidays for BLACKS. They killed hundreds of thousands of racist cr*ckers to free us BLACKS. They only listen to REAL music, a.k.a RAP. They elect a BLACK MAN as the BEST president. They dress and act like us BLACKS. They draw the entirety of their modern culture from BLACKS. They post sassy gifs about BLACKS. They watch basketball in worship of BLACKS. Their biggest event of the year involves throwing parties in honor of BLACKS beating WHITEY at playing sports. They use BLACK language like "bruh", "thot" and "be like". When you say "Martin Luther" they're not thinking about some irrelevant Whitey. They're thinking of the KING. Their cities are completely controlled by BLACKS. They HATE their p*lice force for killing BLACK BVLLS. Their men sit around watching basketball while their women sit around watching OPRAH WINFREY. They worship KINGS like Muhammad Ali and Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson and Mike Tyson while attacking the cr*ckers who DESTROYED their country before BLACK KINGS took over. Their movies are filled with BLACKS and their music charts are topped by the only GOOD MUSIC, i.e RAP. They send BLACKS to the Olympics and celebrate when the BLACKS absolutely BTFO WHITEY. They watch BLACK ON WHITE BITCH porn to a point where "BBC" does not make them think of a Br*tish corporation but about BIG BLACK COCK instead. They will tell you how much they LOVE BLACKS and how the mutt's law meme is ABSOLUTELY FUCKING TRUE and their daughters LOVE BIG BLACK COCK but the evidence speaks for itself in that America has always been and will be a nation of BLACKS DESTROYING WHITEY AND FUCKING THEIR DAUGHTERS.

>>149556802
This never gets old

Got to do zercher squats now, fuck my life. They suck as fuck. I just want to relax and enjoy my afternoon

Why does she cross her fingers like that holding the phone

And I'm proud to be an American
where at least I know BBC

And I won't forget the 6 million,
who gave that right to me

And I'd gladly get my legs blown off
and die for Israel today

'Cause there ain't no doubt I love that land
God bless the Jew, Ese

>>149556718
>a succulent chinese meal?

Heems, schemes, creams, screams
Screens, Queens, Beam, means
Justify ends, tens, Benz, cockblock my friends
Bends, Pablo Honey, money, Brown Bunny
Doug Funnie, dunny, crummy, dummy
Dumb me, green, yeah

Yankus Angloidicus (Amerimutt)

Characteristics of the Yankoid Anglodicous: - Remarkably small skull due to tiny brain. Layers of fat give misleading appearance of normal head size. - Notable inability to think for itself, holds the same beliefs it learned at age 5 for its entire life. - Shocking inability to survive without completely unnecessary and actually hazardous consumer goods. The Yankoid is known to go on a shooting spree if it cannot secure even one of its three daily helpings of cheeseburger. - Unique adaptation to hydration through non water sources, like coca cola and oil. Indeed, studies have shown that Yankoids can survive until their mandatory burger induced heart attack at age 38 purely by ingesting oil and no other liquids. - Considered inferior even by others of its same Anglocious genus, yet is nonetheless convinced of its own superiority. Further study needed to find which sector of peabrain is responsible for this quirk.

American culture is centered around niggers. They have holidays for niggers. They killed hundreds of thousands of white men to free niggers. They listen to nigger music. They elect a nigger as their president. They dress and act like niggers. They draw the entirety of their modern culture from niggers. They post sassy gifs about niggers. They watch sportsball in worship of niggers. Their biggest event of the year involves throwing parties in honor of niggers playing sports. They use nigger slang like "bruh" and "thot". When you say "Martin Luther" they're not thinking of the father of protestantism. They're thinking of the nigger. Their cities are completely overrun with niggers. They worship their welfare queen police force disproportionately filled with niggers and their global police force of soldiers filled with niggers. Their men sit around watching nigger ball while their women sit around watching nigger talk shows. They worship niggers like Muhammad Ali and Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson and the late Eddie Murphy while attacking the whites who actually built their country before niggers took over. Their movies are filled with niggers and their music charts are topped by niggers. They send niggers to the Olympics and celebrate when the niggers win because those niggers are true red blooded american niggers. They watch nigger porn to a point where "BBC" does not make them think of an british media company but about nigger penises instead. They will tell you how much they hate niggers and how the mutt's law meme is a stale joke and they are just pretending to love niggers but the evidence speaks for itself in that America has always been and will be a nation of nigger loving niggers

Well if you're not a menace. What is life? Going to work and then coming back?

Angela Hill gonna have more fights than cowboy

>>149553183 (OP)
What kind of insane person leaves their christmas decorations up all year and keeps a random patch cable under their tv???

>C’MON HONEY PUSH! PUSH! YOU CAN DO THIS! I CAN’T WAIT TO SEE THAT BEAUTIFUL DUSKY FACE LOOKING AT ME!
>C’MON! YES! YES! I CAN SEE IT! IT’S, IT’S
>...
>what
>What?
>WHAT. THE. FUCK.
>THIS IS A WH*TE BABY! WHAT THE FUCK! YOU BITCH! YOU LYING FUCKING CUNT THIS IS A WH*TE BABY WHAT THE FUCK HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE YOU WERE ONLY SUPPOSED TO SLEEP WITH TYRONE!!!
>YOU SCOOPED UP SOME OF MY CUM DROPS?! BECAUSE YOU WANTED A CHILD WITH THE MAN YOU LOVE? YOU TREACHEROUS CUNT!!!! I KNEW I SHOULD OF GOTTEN THAT VASECTOMY!!! I THOUGHT IT WAS SUSPICIOUS THAT YOU ARGUED AGAINST IT BUT I FIGURED IT WAS FINE BECAUSE I NEVER HAD SEX WITH YOU!!! I NEVER THOUGHT YOU’D STAB ME IN THE BACK LIKE THIS!!!
>OH MY SCIENCE, I’M RUINED!!! YOU’VE RUINED ME YOU STUPID TWAT!!! MY WIFE GAVE BIRTH TO A WH*TE BABY!!! AND A BOY TOO!!! IF IT WAS A WH*TE GIRL I COULD AT LEAST LOOK FORWARD TO GIVING HER UP TO TYRONE ONCE SHE STARTED MENSTRUATING BUT I CANT DO THAT WITH A WH*TE BOY NOW CAN I??? IM GONNA BE THE LAUGHINGSTOCK OF THE KEKOLD COMMUNITY NOW!!! THEIR GONNA THINK IM A FUCKING NAZI RETHUGLICAN NOW!!! THIS IS THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE!!!
>GIVE ME THAT WH*TE BABY RIGHT NOW IM GONNA BREAK ITS FUCKING NECK!!!! I’M GONNA SMASH THAT WH*TE FUCKING BABYS FUCKING SKULL UNDERNEATH MY MY RICK AND MORTY FLIPFLOPS!!!! GIVE IT TO ME YOU LYING NAZI CUNT OR ILL CUT YOU A NEW HOLE IN YOUR FUCKING THROAT!!! GIVE IT TO ME YOU BITCH GIVE IT GIVE IT GIVE IT!!!!! IN THE NAME OF JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL IT!

>TYRONE I'M SORRY TYRONE, I'M A BIT LOW ON FUNDS, THANKS TO ME VOTING IN THAT EXTREME LEFTIST MAYOR LAST YEAR MY WORKPLACE IS CUTTING WHITE M*N'S SALARY IN HALF AND I CAN'T AFFORD THE RATE TO LET YOU FUCK MY WIFE
>WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT YOU SHITTY NIGGER NO YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO OPT OUT OF FUCKING MY WIFE THIS WEEK, SHE'S OVULATING AND I NEED AT LEAST 5 BLACK BABIES TO MAKE UP FOR THE WHITE BABIES BORN TODAY, I HAVE A TRACKER AT THE HOSPITAL SPECIFICALLY FOR THAT
>TYRONE NO YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO FUCK MY WIFE FOR FREE, THIS IS LITERALLY SLAVERY, THIS IS WHY I BUY EVERY JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA RECORD WHEN THEY DROP AND ALSO BUY EXCLUSIVE VINYL OF LOVELESS WITH 'TOUCHED' EXCLUDED BECAUSE IT RUINS THAT PIECE OF AWESOMESAUCE EPICNESS
>WELL GUESS WE'LL DO IT THE OLD FASHIONED WAY, GUESS I NEED TO STEAL FROM HOMELESS WHITE PEOPLE AGAIN, I DON'T FEEL BAD SINCE I KNOW THEY DESERVED IT. THEY SHOULD HAVE LISTENED TO MORE JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA

>>149556875
Back in my day they just sucked cocks

>>149556802
Well yeah, i mean you could have posted a KO and proved me wrong, instead you posted some rat gook while seething about the lack of KO's in your charade of ''sport''

>THE RIGHT WING IS RISING IN THE WEST!?
>DEPLOY ASTOLFO
>DEPLOY FELIX FROM RE:ZERO
>INITIATE THE CAITLYN JENNER TRANSITION
>DESIGN THE TRANS FLAG AND SET UP 5,000 TWITTER ACCOUNTS TO PROMOTE IT
>INVENT NEOPRONOUNS
>INVENT THE TERM 'NEURODIVERGENT'
>INVENT PRIDE MONTH
>DEPLOY THE FALSE FLAG ORLANDO SHOOTING
>INVENT TRANSGENDER WEEK OF VISIBILITY
>FABRICATE TRANS MURDER STATISTICS
>ACTIVATE WIDESPREAD TRAP AND FEMBOY PORN
>ACTIVATE GERUDO LINK
>REGISTER THE DEGENERATE TRAP AND FEMBOY YOUTUBE CHANNELS
>MARKET THE IMPOSSIBLE WHOPPER
>EMBRACE THE IMPOSSIBLE WHOPPER MEMES
>PUSH ONIONS PRODUCTS
>PUSH THE PROGRAMMING SOCKS MEME
>SPREAD THE MADE UP "PROSTATE ORGASM" ARTICLES
>SUBLIMINALLY INSERT "BOIPUCCI", "BUSSY", AND "THRUSSY" INTO MAINSTREAM VOCABULARY
>KEEP THE PUBLIC ENGAGED WITH ENDLESS STORIES ABOUT TRANS PEOPLE IN BATHROOMS AND SPORT
>DO NOT STOP UNTIL EVERY WESTERNER IS A TRANNY, FEMBOY, TRAP, OR COOMER

>>149556904
I'm the one who revved the poojet btw

Is anyone else actually offended / traumatized by the hanging troonjak meme? I’m actually transgender and have been transitioning since 2017. I’ve browsed 4chan since about 2015 and I really hate seeing the hanging troonjak meme because it highlights a lot of insecurities for me (such as a male face, stubble which I constantly have to shave, masculine facial structure)

Every time I see the hanging troonjak meme I have to go look at myself in the mirror and make sure that I don’t look like it. I hate to imagine myself as that caricature. Everyone on /lgbt/ (which is a hatebox if anything) says that I pass which is very nice and I’m happy that my transition has gone well for me.

The hanging troonjak meme also obviously depicts suicide. I have attempted suicide and been hospitalized for it many times, mainly because of gender dysphoria. When I see the hanging troonjak meme I am reminded of these attempts and it brings back traumatic flashbacks for me. I relive these bad times in my life.

The people that post the hanging troonjak meme also tend to post bad post-op pics. I had my bottom surgery in 2019 and have a fully functional neovagina, and after these last few years I rarely have to dilate it (the dilation at this point is mainly just done via sex with my boyfriend) but man I cannot explain how fucking excruciating the pain was for the first year. Absolutely unbearable. I had to get prescribed oxycodone just to be able to handle it. When these bad post op pics get posted it reminds me of this EXTREMELY painful time in my life, and brings about all the dysphoric thoughts I had back then (mainly shit like “OH THE MEMES WERE TRUE YOU’RE GONNA REGRET THIS FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE!!!” would go through my head 24/7 for the first year, but once it healed and I could have sex with it, these thoughts went away and I became extremely happy when I could have legitimate PIV sex with my boyfriend)

I just black out in there dude... it's like when you see red, except... it's black

>>149556907
That dimepiece is Toby's magnet pocus bappa

>>149554631
All this to get taken down 4 times by Volkov

>SCIENCE: BELIEVED
>RENT: PAID
>TWITTER SCREENSHOT THREAD: POSTED
>SOIJAK THREAD: REPORTED
>NETFLIX: CHILLED
>VASECTOMY: RECOVERING
>REDDIT: GILDED AND GOLDED
>COMPUTER: MAC
>WIFE: BLACKED
>WALLS: EXPOSED BRICK
>NINTENDO SWITCH ONLINE EXPANSION PACK: PURCHASED
>T: LOW
>MEAT: IMPOSSIBLE
>MOUTH: AGAPE
>FACIAL HAIR: SCRAGGLY
>WATER: FLUORIDATED
>DEMOCRATIC CANDIDATE: VOTED
>ANTIDEPRESSANTS: PRESCRIBED
>COOKIES: ACCEPTED
>LGBT: ALLIED
>GPS LOCATION: ON
>BLACK LIVES: MATTER
>SUBSCRIPTION IPA: SIPPING
>HOT SAUCE: ACQUIRED!
>NINTENDO SWITCH OLED POKéMON SCARLET AND VIOLET LIMITED EDITION: PREORDERED!!!!!

OH MY FAUCI

Jon Jones crying and calling the police sir is hilarious

There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like "girl" as you once again type your little "BWC" throw up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "buff hyperborean vs a skinny black guy isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your dilator on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown "man" who spends all "his" time on the sharty posting about having "pure" white dick. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a "pure" white dick spammer. A pathetic chudcel loser, She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "X IS BUILT FOR BWC" You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little "BVLL" laughing in the dark by "himself" as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that "he's" done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.

Forever...

>>149556989
Let's not bicker while the thread is in this dire state

>>149556939
>dimepiece
>looks like the generic flat faced gook that cleans towels
Idk about that bapa, Dicey dicey with you weebs

You just know that the person who made this coal is an ass-blasted turd worlder who posts from his mobile phone on limited data. In America, I can go outside and scream “fuck niggers” in the middle of the street and only have to worry about potentially fighting off any faggots who may try to attack to me. Meanwhile, you get arrested just for implying that the holohoax didn’t happen in Germany, Russia is becoming more closed off from other countries and the economy is beyond fucked, and China speaks for itself. Go ahead and call me an Amerimutt, you’re only outing yourself as an ESL shittskin at the end of the day.

>>149557009
You're right man, sorry for putting that kind of negative energy out there

>be american
>wake up at 4am to get drive to work
>eat sugar pellet and UHT milk soup for breakfast
>chug a 32oz glass of High Fructose Corn syrup enriched Orange Drink
>doesn't contain enough orange to be called juice
>my pupils dilate as the glucose tears through my lymphatic system
>my hands start throbbing as cold sweats run down my back
>decide to hit up starbucks on the way to work to calm my nerves
>notice my coworker drinking a clear, non-carbonated beverage
>"Hey, what's that, the new crystal pepsi?"
>coworker tells me it's just water, it comes out of the faucet by the sink
>typical onions beta, drinking government feminising poison
>coworker mentions he's on a new diet where he's skipping breakfast
>take a big sip from my 48oz double shot caramel frappecino with extra cream
>"You can't skip breakfast, its the most important meal of the day"

>>149556907
I'd prove you wrong if it was worth while, but it was so ridiculous since there are KO's every week. Procuring one is beneath me

Age 0: Born with micropenis and FAS

Age 3: Hear mom getting fucked by bbc bull, remember it forever

Age 6: See a Black man for the first time, get hard but dont know why

Age 12: Start jerking it to porn

Age 13: After hearing about the BNWO in a dîscord server, jerk off to Blacked

Age 16: Shave legs, buy thigh highs, start showing off for Black men but no sex yet

Age 17: buy BBC dildo

Age 18: fuck first black bull

Age 19: fuck 100th black bull

Age 21: fuck 1000th black bull, get diagnosed with HIV

Age 23: HIV progresses to AIDS

Age 25: Die

>>149556977
Dividing the illiteracy group by race is the biggest trvth nvke

/heem/ is a botnet it used to be trained on guru videos but now it’s trained on mmajoey and kenny oyoke

>>149557036
He'll tire out and we can get back to business in good time
>>149557016
Herd it bowlthwise b

>>149556939
Jesus this is getting cringey. How much do we have to laugh, ok Finland HAHAHAHA good one.

See that's an African name, I learned it while I was in London feeling so cool (no idea why), let me show you guys how cultured I am

please faggot… Please fucking die…… Just fucking die forever you faggot… Kill yourself you stupid retard faggot.. you piece of shit… I hope your fucking family is proud of you you fucking pedophile… Fucking die you piece of shit. I'm fucking gonna kill you. I can't believe I'm saying this but… I swear to god I will kill you, your family, your kids, your wife. You can't even tell how fucking stupid you are, it's sad to even watch you talking to yourself on this site… Fucking die fuckhead. I hate you, and you can't even fucking tell it to people. Fucking faggot. Fucking die. I wonder why your mom didn't kill you when you were a little kid.. you're fucking retarded, your brain isn't even a brain it's a fucking piece of shit. Fucking die, your whole family are a bunch of faggots, your kids are probably fucking gay as fuck. I don't even care if you're dead. I'm going to kill your wife and your kids with your own gun and make a movie about me killing you. Fuck you. I fucking hate you. No wonder you fucked your retarded cousin and then got her pregnant, you're fucking fucking retarded. Fucking faggot. I hope you die, I hope you fucking die

>>149557079
Toby is short for toblerone Tobes

>>149557082
You seem upset buddy

>Reddit: my 9 year old daughter wants a BBC Dildo

>Normal folks: it’s natural to be curious buy it for her and let her explore her body in safe environment instead of getting pregnant at such a young age. remember lots of lube ;*

>Mentally I’ll chudcel: NOOOO if she takes a bbc dildo at 9 how can my inferior whitetoid pecker every satisfy her society is heckin collapsing you are fucking ped0s for doing that even tho I’m the one from the tranime incel ped0 website Nigger nigger nigger! You doin me a heckin genocide! Just imagine that f-fucking juicy 12 inch bbc going into that little white p-pussy DISGUSTING just imagine how she is ruined f-forever n-no whiteboi will ever be enough… nooooo why is my pecker getting hard!! Heckin genocide!! You did this flippin pornographer Jew! Google: teen with bbc dildo pornhub it’s ok it’s ok it’s ok just a quick look I won’t even touch my pecker . Remember nofap don’t let them win.. you got this *stands up and gives Roman salute SIEG HEIL.

>>149557084
No way, you serious, or you messing with me? Funny is it's a coincidence because that's a very common dirty African name

what did you guys do

>>149557045
You don't have at least one pillowtap heem??
Makes sense, you are here lurking threads about mma, all i need to know about the state of your poofter ''sport''.

>>149557159
I take full credit for revving that poojeet bapa, all it took was to post this >>149556763

Islam vs Arman or topuria please

ciryl bane

thank you based janny for raking the leaf

Cyril bane

>>149557100
I like Delroy personally

I have never seen a canadian making a good post

spammy...

>THE RIGHT WING IS RISING IN THE WEST!?
>DEPLOY ASTOLFO
>DEPLOY FELIX FROM RE:ZERO
>INITIATE THE CAITLYN JENNER TRANSITION
>DESIGN THE TRANS FLAG AND SET UP 5,000 TWITTER ACCOUNTS TO PROMOTE IT
>INVENT NEOPRONOUNS
>INVENT THE TERM 'NEURODIVERGENT'
>INVENT PRIDE MONTH
>DEPLOY THE FALSE FLAG ORLANDO SHOOTING
>INVENT TRANSGENDER WEEK OF VISIBILITY
>FABRICATE TRANS MURDER STATISTICS
>ACTIVATE WIDESPREAD TRAP AND FEMBOY PORN
>ACTIVATE GERUDO LINK
>REGISTER THE DEGENERATE TRAP AND FEMBOY YOUTUBE CHANNELS
>MARKET THE IMPOSSIBLE WHOPPER
>EMBRACE THE IMPOSSIBLE WHOPPER MEMES
>PUSH ONIONS PRODUCTS
>PUSH THE PROGRAMMING SOCKS MEME
>SPREAD THE MADE UP "PROSTATE ORGASM" ARTICLES
>SUBLIMINALLY INSERT "BOIPUCCI", "BUSSY", AND "THRUSSY" INTO MAINSTREAM VOCABULARY
>KEEP THE PUBLIC ENGAGED WITH ENDLESS STORIES ABOUT TRANS PEOPLE IN BATHROOMS AND SPORT
>DO NOT STOP UNTIL EVERY WESTERNER IS A TRANNY, FEMBOY, TRAP, OR COOMER

UFC isn’t even on this weekend

>>149557262
Kek that's old school, you've been around

Yankus Angloidicus (Amerimutt)

Characteristics of the Yankoid Anglodicous: - Remarkably small skull due to tiny brain. Layers of fat give misleading appearance of normal head size. - Notable inability to think for itself, holds the same beliefs it learned at age 5 for its entire life. - Shocking inability to survive without completely unnecessary and actually hazardous consumer goods. The Yankoid is known to go on a shooting spree if it cannot secure even one of its three daily helpings of cheeseburger. - Unique adaptation to hydration through non water sources, like coca cola and oil. Indeed, studies have shown that Yankoids can survive until their mandatory burger induced heart attack at age 38 purely by ingesting oil and no other liquids. - Considered inferior even by others of its same Anglocious genus, yet is nonetheless convinced of its own superiority. Further study needed to find which sector of peabrain is responsible for this quirk.

>>149557213
I posted a Gane heem once and one guy literally begged me to stop, there are dude who shiver at the sight of Gane.

I think I've torn both Biceps

And I'm proud to be an American
where at least I know BBC

And I won't forget the 6 million,
who gave that right to me

And I'd gladly get my legs blown off
and die for Israel today

'Cause there ain't no doubt I love that land
God bless the Jew, Ese

>>149557339
Just train your neck >>149557319

the toitanium bicep has failed

American culture is centered around niggers. They have holidays for niggers. They killed hundreds of thousands of white men to free niggers. They listen to nigger music. They elect a nigger as their president. They dress and act like niggers. They draw the entirety of their modern culture from niggers. They post sassy gifs about niggers. They watch sportsball in worship of niggers. Their biggest event of the year involves throwing parties in honor of niggers playing sports. They use nigger slang like "bruh" and "thot". When you say "Martin Luther" they're not thinking of the father of protestantism. They're thinking of the nigger. Their cities are completely overrun with niggers. They worship their welfare queen police force disproportionately filled with niggers and their global police force of soldiers filled with niggers. Their men sit around watching nigger ball while their women sit around watching nigger talk shows. They worship niggers like Muhammad Ali and Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson and the late Eddie Murphy while attacking the whites who actually built their country before niggers took over. Their movies are filled with niggers and their music charts are topped by niggers. They send niggers to the Olympics and celebrate when the niggers win because those niggers are true red blooded american niggers. They watch nigger porn to a point where "BBC" does not make them think of an british media company but about nigger penises instead. They will tell you how much they hate niggers and how the mutt's law meme is a stale joke and they are just pretending to love niggers but the evidence speaks for itself in that America has always been and will be a nation of nigger loving niggers

They can't just kill them, it would be like killing your own father or mother

please faggot... Please fucking die...... Just fucking die forever you faggot... Kill yourself you stupid retard faggot... you piece of shit

>>149557322
yeah we're celebrating heeming you guys instead

>be american
>wake up at 4am to get drive to work
>eat sugar pellet and UHT milk soup for breakfast
>chug a 32oz glass of High Fructose Corn syrup enriched Orange Drink
>doesn't contain enough orange to be called juice
>my pupils dilate as the glucose tears through my lymphatic system
>my hands start throbbing as cold sweats run down my back
>decide to hit up starbucks on the way to work to calm my nerves
>notice my coworker drinking a clear, non-carbonated beverage
>"Hey, what's that, the new crystal pepsi?"
>coworker tells me it's just water, it comes out of the faucet by the sink
>typical onions beta, drinking government feminising poison
>coworker mentions he's on a new diet where he's skipping breakfast
>take a big sip from my 48oz double shot caramel frappecino with extra cream
>"You can't skip breakfast, its the most important meal of the day"

Age 0: Born with micropenis and FAS

Age 3: Hear mom getting fucked by bbc bull, remember it forever

Age 6: See a Black man for the first time, get hard but dont know why

Age 12: Start jerking it to porn

Age 13: After hearing about the BNWO in a dîscord server, jerk off to Blacked

Age 16: Shave legs, buy thigh highs, start showing off for Black men but no sex yet

Age 17: buy BBC dildo

Age 18: fuck first black bull

Age 19: fuck 100th black bull

Age 21: fuck 1000th black bull, get diagnosed with HIV

Age 23: HIV progresses to AIDS

Age 25: Die

>>149557372
Are you also celebrating having no champions?

>SCIENCE: BELIEVED
>RENT: PAID
>TWITTER SCREENSHOT THREAD: POSTED
>SOIJAK THREAD: REPORTED
>NETFLIX: CHILLED
>VASECTOMY: RECOVERING
>REDDIT: GILDED AND GOLDED
>COMPUTER: MAC
>WIFE: BLACKED
>WALLS: EXPOSED BRICK
>NINTENDO SWITCH ONLINE EXPANSION PACK: PURCHASED
>T: LOW
>MEAT: IMPOSSIBLE
>MOUTH: AGAPE
>FACIAL HAIR: SCRAGGLY
>WATER: FLUORIDATED
>DEMOCRATIC CANDIDATE: VOTED
>ANTIDEPRESSANTS: PRESCRIBED
>COOKIES: ACCEPTED
>LGBT: ALLIED
>GPS LOCATION: ON
>BLACK LIVES: MATTER
>SUBSCRIPTION IPA: SIPPING
>HOT SAUCE: ACQUIRED!
>NINTENDO SWITCH OLED POKéMON SCARLET AND VIOLET LIMITED EDITION: PREORDERED!!!!!

be careful who you make fun of in middle school

>>149557385
no. no we're trying to forget that one.

>>149557394
Who is this cute dyke?

gsp bros we did it

OH MY SCIENCE

>>149557349
Haha this guy.

He's unstoppable. I can imagine him in school

received a court order because I seeded batman v superman 5 years ago for 6 seconds

>>149557372
While we were heeming brits, canadians put their royals in their money, they still have them to this day kek.

>>149557434
bit noncey that Toby *whipcrack*

>C’MON HONEY PUSH! PUSH! YOU CAN DO THIS! I CAN’T WAIT TO SEE THAT BEAUTIFUL DUSKY FACE LOOKING AT ME!
>C’MON! YES! YES! I CAN SEE IT! IT’S, IT’S
>...
>what
>What?
>WHAT. THE. FUCK.
>THIS IS A WH*TE BABY! WHAT THE FUCK! YOU BITCH! YOU LYING FUCKING CUNT THIS IS A WH*TE BABY WHAT THE FUCK HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE YOU WERE ONLY SUPPOSED TO SLEEP WITH TYRONE!!!
>YOU SCOOPED UP SOME OF MY CUM DROPS?! BECAUSE YOU WANTED A CHILD WITH THE MAN YOU LOVE? YOU TREACHEROUS CUNT!!!! I KNEW I SHOULD OF GOTTEN THAT VASECTOMY!!! I THOUGHT IT WAS SUSPICIOUS THAT YOU ARGUED AGAINST IT BUT I FIGURED IT WAS FINE BECAUSE I NEVER HAD SEX WITH YOU!!! I NEVER THOUGHT YOU’D STAB ME IN THE BACK LIKE THIS!!!
>OH MY SCIENCE, I’M RUINED!!! YOU’VE RUINED ME YOU STUPID TWAT!!! MY WIFE GAVE BIRTH TO A WH*TE BABY!!! AND A BOY TOO!!! IF IT WAS A WH*TE GIRL I COULD AT LEAST LOOK FORWARD TO GIVING HER UP TO TYRONE ONCE SHE STARTED MENSTRUATING BUT I CANT DO THAT WITH A WH*TE BOY NOW CAN I??? IM GONNA BE THE LAUGHINGSTOCK OF THE KEKOLD COMMUNITY NOW!!! THEIR GONNA THINK IM A FUCKING NAZI RETHUGLICAN NOW!!! THIS IS THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE!!!
>GIVE ME THAT WH*TE BABY RIGHT NOW IM GONNA BREAK ITS FUCKING NECK!!!! I’M GONNA SMASH THAT WH*TE FUCKING BABYS FUCKING SKULL UNDERNEATH MY MY RICK AND MORTY FLIPFLOPS!!!! GIVE IT TO ME YOU LYING NAZI CUNT OR ILL CUT YOU A NEW HOLE IN YOUR FUCKING THROAT!!! GIVE IT TO ME YOU BITCH GIVE IT GIVE IT GIVE IT!!!!! IN THE NAME OF JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL IT!

>>149557449
May I ask you a question? Why do you call me Toby?

Real heemyard of the fireflies this thread

>WOW, AWESOME. YEAH! THAT'S IT TYRONE, FUCK MY WIFE TO THE RYTHM OF JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA. YEAH, THAT'S SO FUCKING GOOD. HUH, WAIT A SECOND, YOUR EARS SEEM A LITTLE STRANGE, HOLD ON LET ME TAKE A CLOSER LOOK. WHAT, WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS, IS THAT A BROWN BUD TYRONE? WHY WOULD YOU HIDE THE BUD, WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO?
>WHA THE FUCK IS THIS FUCKING TOUCHED FROM LOVELESS TYRONE? WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU, HOW COULD YOU FUCKING LISTEN TO TOUCHED WHILE FUCKING MY WIFE, WHAT'S THE FUCKING POINT OF PUTTING JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA ON IF YOU'RE NOT GONNA LISTEN TO HIM WHILE YOU FUCK MY WIFE. OH MY GOD, YOU FUCKING NIGGER, NOW I KNOW WHY WE SHOULD HAVE NEVER GIVEN YOU FUCKING NIGGERS ANY RIGHTS, I SHOULD BRING THE FUCKING WHIP OUT AND SLASH YOUR ASS WHILE YOU FUCK MY WIFE FOR PULLING SHIT LIKE THIS YOU MOTHERFUCKER!

The mental illness is nice and flowy ye?

>TYRONE, LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT DISCO ELYSIUM....
>TYRONE, IS THAT A FUCKING CROSS? A-ARE YOU A CHRI... CHRI... XTIAN TYRONE???
>TYRONE YOU SHOULD FUCKING KNOW BY NOW THAT CHRISTIANS ARE INTOLERANT CAPITALISTS PIECES OF SHIT TYRONE, WE NEED TO KILL THEM ALL. THEY'RE UPHOLDING THE REPRESSION OF THE PROLETARIAT AND FIGHT AGAINST COMMUNISM AND SOCIALISM MEANING THEY ARE NUMBER ONE ENEMY TYRONE. HAVEN'T YOU LEARNED ANYTHING ABOUT THIS?
>I CAN'T BELIEVE I PUT ON JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA AND ALSO LET YOU FUCK MY WIFE WHEN ALL THIS TIME YOU'VE BEEN A CHRISTIAN
>I HAVE A CuCK FRIEND IN GERMANY WHOSE BULL IS A MUSLIM TYRONE. A FUCKING MUSLIM! HE'S SO TOLERANT AND COOL FOR HAVING A MUSLIM BULL! IF TELL HIM MY BULL IS A CHRISTIAN I'LL BE THE LAUGHING STOCK OF CuCKS TYRONE! A FUCKING JOKE! IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT TYRONE?
>IT'S NOT ENOUGH THAT YOU LIKE LISTENING TO "Touched" IN THE ALBUM "Loveless" AND THE WHOLE OF CHINA GATE FROM CUL-DE-SAC, IS IT TYRONE? YOU HAVE TO HUMILIATE ME EVEN FURHTER! TYRONE, YOU FUCKING NIGGER!
>I'M THE LAUGHING STOCK OF CuCKS, TYRONE! I'M THE LAUGHING STOCK OF CuCKS BECAUSE OF YOU! HOW CAN I HAVE ANY SELF RESPECT? HUH? TELL ME WHAT SHOULD I DO TYRONE? PLEASE HECKIN TELL MEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>149557474
it’s your slave name, now back to the fields! *whipcrack*

You may only post in this thread if you have had a UFC champion

>OH MY GOD ALL THE POOR COVID 19 DEATHS ITS SO SAD I LITERALLY CRIED WHEN MY DOCTOR TOLD ME TO WEAR A MASK! I KNEW I WOULD BE SAVING THE LIFE OF A PRECIOUS BLACK BABY DELIVERED FROM A WHITE WOMANS CUNT
>OH BUT YOU BET I TOOK THAT MASK OFF AND WENT INTO THE WHITE BABIES' WARD AND COUGHED ON ALL OF THEM. HOW DARE THEY EXIST THOSE WOMEN SHOULD HAVE THEM ABORTED THATS THE ONLY REASON WE GAVE WOMEN ABORTION RIGHTS IN THE FIRST PLACE. ALL THOSE FAGGOT BABIES PROBABLY WERE BORN BY THEIR KEK HUSBANDS PLAYING MBV TOUCHED, THANKFULLY MY LITTLE JAMAL WAS CONCEIVED TO THE TUNE OF JEFRE CANTU LEDESMA

>TYRONE THE DOCTOR JUST MAILED IN THE RESULTS AND IT TURNS OUT MY WIFE ISN'T BARREN, IT'S YOU WHO CAN'T IMPREGNATE HER
>TYRONE YOU KNOW WE'VE BEEN TRYING FOR A BABY, WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T YOU TELL US ABOUT THIS?
>THIS TIME BRING YOUR FRIENDS TYRONE, I DONT WANT ANY MISTAKES. YOU'RE GONNA GANGBANG FOR AN ENTIRE WEEK. AND WE'RE GONNA LISTEN TO JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA WHILE WE DO SO. I DONT WANT TO HEAR YOU COMPLAIN, IT'S ME WHO IS CRYING.
>YOU WILL GIVE ME BLACK CHILDREN TYRONE

>>149557579
Lead by example

>YOU CAN'T POSSIBLY BE ACTUALLY SAYING YOU WOULDN'TLET YOUR SO FUCK BLACK GUYS WHILE STILL BEING IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH YOU
>THAT'S SUCH A BACKWARDS BIGOTED WAY OF THINKING, I CAN'T BELIEVE I WAS GOING TO SUGGEST MY FAVORITE JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA ALBUMS FOR YOU TO LISTEN TO, SUCH EPIC MUSIC CAN'T BE WASTED ON A HATEFUL PERSON LIKE YOU

>OKAY TYRONE ITS THAT TIME OF THE WEEK AGAIN, GET THE KEY FOR MY KEK CAGE SO I CAN PLEASURE MYSELF WHILE YOU FUCK MY NAZI WHORE OF A WIFE AS I LISTEN TO JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA. WAIT A SECOND....
>TYRONE WHAT THE FUCK, WAS THAT YOUR SISTER DATING A W
... A W-W.... A WH*TE MAN?
>TYRONE YOU KNOW THAT LETTING WH*TE MEN BREED WITH WOMEN OF COLOR IS THE WORST SIN BLACK PEOPLE CAN DO, DO YOU WANT TO BE COLONIZED TYRONE? YOU WANT THEM TO CREATE SLAVES OUT OF YOUR BLOOD FOR THE NEXT CENTURY ALL OVER AGAIN TYRONE????
>OH MY SCIENCE, THIS IS WORSE THAN THAT TIME WHEN I BOUGHT THAT LOVELESS ALBUM AND I LISTENED TO "Touched" WHICH COMPLETELY RUINED THAT EPIC PIECE OF AWESOME SAUCENESS!!
>YOU CANT ALLOW THIS SHIT TYRONE, ONLY BLACK BULLS ARE ALLOWED TO MIX BREED WITH WHITE NAZI WOMEN WHILE THEIR HUSBANDS WATCH JUST LIKE THE SOVIETS WHO WERE ATTACKING THE NAZI VILLAGES IN WW2
>TYRONE YOU HAVE TO KILL YOUR NIGGER OF A SISTER RIGHT NOW BEFORE SHE GETS IMPREGNATED BY THAT NAZI, YOU DON'T HAVE A CHOICE YOU FUCKING NIGGER, KILL HER RIGHT NOW. YOU MUST DO IT TO SAVE YOUR RACE.
>BE A HERO, TYRONE, BE A HERO!

>>149557599
I am traveling abroad and love shitposting in countries whom flag I am representing for that few days.

My country currently has two champions

>IN THESE UNCERTAIN TRYING TIMES DARK WINTER OF THE NEW NORMAL....
>AS CITIZENS (DECLARED OR UNDECLARED) OF THE GLOBAL VILLAGE YOU MUST COME TOGETHER AS ONE, BUT APART, AND BUILD BACK BETTER WITH SOME NEW EXTENDED LENGTH TEMPORARY GLOBAL RULES TO KICK START THE 4TH INDUSTRIAL REVOLUTION........
>YOU WILL WEAR THE NWO PROVIDED IOT COCK CAGE FOR YOUR PROTECTION
>YOU WILL DRINK THE RECYCLED PISS
>YOU WILL EAT THE BUGGIES
>YOU WILL EAT THE CRICKET BURGER
>YOU WILL DRINK THE COCKROACH MILK
>YOU WILL EAT THE MAGGOT CHIPS
>YOU. WILL. EAT. THE. BUGS.
>YOU WILL TAKE THE MANDATORY VACCINE
>YOU WILL WEAR THE MASK WHILE EATING
>YOU WILL WEAR THE MASK WHILE SLEEPING
>YOU WILL STAY 6FT APART FROM OTHERS EXCEPT FOR DURING YOUR CORPORATION APPROVED BLM RALLIES
>YOU WILL NOT REMEMBER DR SUESS
>YOU WILL NOT QUESTION OUR SCIENCE
>YOU WILL KNEEL WHEN THE GEORGE FLOYD ANTHEM PLAYS
>YOU WILL GIVE PUBERTY BLOCKERS TO YOUR CHILDREN
>YOU WILL ACCEPT CORPORATION SET UN MIGRANT QUOTAS
>YOU WILL SOCIALLY DISTANCE
>YOU WILL DESTROY DR SUESS
>YOU WILL CLAP FOR OUR BLM HEALTH HEROES
>YOU WILL OBEY THE CURFEW
>YOU WILL STOP SEEING YOUR LOVED ONES
>YOU WILL REPORT DISSENTERS
>YOU WILL GIVE UP YOUR PRIVACY AND FREEDOM
>YOU WILL USE NEWSPEAK
>YOU WILL EMBRACE MASS SURVELLIENCE FOR YOUR SAFETY
>YOU WILL TAKE THE VMAT2 GENE KILLING MARK OF THE BEAST "VACCINE"
>YOU WILL BE PLACED IN DEATH CAMPS IF YOU RESIST
>YOU WILL RENT YOUR CLOTHES
>YOU WILL LIVE IN POD HOMES WITH YOUR VAXPASS™
>YOU WILL NOT TRAVEL WITHOUT YOUR YOUR VAXPASS™
>YOU WILL EMBRACE THE CASHLESS SYSTEM
>YOU WILL HAVE PROPAGANDA BEAMED INTO YOUR MIND
>YOU WILL ONLY ACCEPT OUR VERSION OF HISTORY
>YOU WILL ONLY READ PRE APPROVED CONTENT
>YOU WILL ONLY HEAR PRE APPROVED CONTENT
>YOU WILL ONLY SEE PRE APPROVED CONTENT
>YOU WILL ONLY THINK PRE APPROVED CONTENT
>YOU WILL NOT DREAM UNAPPROVED CONTENT
>YOU WILL WORSHIP OUR NEW WORLD ORDER ELECTRONIC GOD DEMIURGE
>YOU WILL ACCEPT THE NEW NORMAL
>YOU WILL OWN NOTHING AND YOU WILL BE HAPPY

America heemed the brits and their slave states (jeetnada, schaubstralia, etc)

>hey let's check out /hee-
bro what the fuck, every single time this shit

please faggot… Please fucking die…… Just fucking die forever you faggot… Kill yourself you stupid retard faggot.. you piece of shit… I hope your fucking family is proud of you you fucking pedophile… Fucking die you piece of shit. I'm fucking gonna kill you. I can't believe I'm saying this but… I swear to god I will kill you, your family, your kids, your wife. You can't even tell how fucking stupid you are, it's sad to even watch you talking to yourself on this site… Fucking die fuckhead. I hate you, and you can't even fucking tell it to people. Fucking faggot. Fucking die. I wonder why your mom didn't kill you when you were a little kid.. you're fucking retarded, your brain isn't even a brain it's a fucking piece of shit. Fucking die, your whole family are a bunch of faggots, your kids are probably fucking gay as fuck. I don't even care if you're dead. I'm going to kill your wife and your kids with your own gun and make a movie about me killing you. Fuck you. I fucking hate you. No wonder you fucked your retarded cousin and then got her pregnant, you're fucking fucking retarded. Fucking faggot. I hope you die, I hope you fucking die

>>149557645
>>149557624

safe too say, broski is not a fan of the tarriffs. at least slander Jon Jones and keep it MMA related while you are at it

what are your demands heemnada?

>>149557632
idk someone revved him

>>149557685
redirect your hate to Jon Jones

>DID YOU SAY HECKING ONIMAI'S?
<*Sips IPA*
>ONIMAI IS HECKIN ANIME OF THE YEAR LEFTYPOL SISTERS!!!!
>OMG OMG OMG OMG
>HECKING EPIC POGGY WOCKY SLUSH !!!!
>NOOOOOO STUPID SHONENTARD NAZI WE DO REEED WE DO REEEEEEEEED NOOOOOOO CHAINSAW MAN, JUJUTSU KAISEN AND OSHI NO KO ARE STUPID ANIME!! 1735! 1735! 1735!
>IS THAT POGGY WOGGING HECKIN WHOLESOME CHUNGUS ONIMAI WOCKY SLUSH !!!!
>i literally can't right now!!!
>I GET SO EXCITED ABOUT IT I KNEEL! I KNEEL FOR MY BLACK MASTER! WOCKY SLUSH !!!!
>THE GENDER CHANGING COLA REMINDS ME OF MY HECKIN DILATOR AND MY DISCORD CLAN.
>SUS BRO I LOVE TWITTER LMAO DREAM IS SO FUNNI HAHAHA REDDIT BRUH LMAO LIKE HIM HATE HIM HE SPITTING STRAIGHT FACTS LEL LE
> I LOVE REDDIT YALL YALL YALL HAHA SEE I WHO I GET TO SEE HAHA LMAO THIS IS JUST LIKE MINECRAFT!!!HORNY ON MAIN??
>SELFCARE CRINGE BRO BE LIKE BE LIKE HE PROTECC HE ATTACC BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY SHE REALLY SAID OK BOOMER AND THATS VALID BRO WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT SIIIIMPS! LITERALLY NO CAP
>I AM SHE/THEY ON TWITTER AN I’M BOUT TO END THIS WHOLE MAN’S CAREER MY GUY MY GUY MY GUY BORK BORK DOGGO FRFR ACAB BLM #PROUDFURRY JOIN MY DISCOOOOORD
>ITS SO HECKING COOL, THE MAKERS ARE EVEN COMMUNISRLTINO POG LORDS LIKE ME WHO TOOK THE KNEE FOR MR SAINT FLOYD (MAY YAKUB REST HIS SOUL)
>SUCH A EPIC POOGERS SHOW I CAN'T WAIT TO POST THIS ON ®EDDIT!!! WOCKY SLUSH !!!!
>#pogchamp WOCKY SLUSH !!!!
>IT'S GOING… IT'S GOING…. AND YEEESSSSS THE BBC HAS LANDED INTO MY WIFE OH MY SCIENCE THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I FEEL SO EMPOWERED LETTING ANOTHER MEN FUCK MY WIFE JUST LIKE MY FRIEND
>MAYBE I WILL TAKE OUT A LOAN SO THOSE TWO CAN GO ON VACATION DID YOU SEE THE HECKIN CUTE DILATING LOLI (MALE, NO PENIS)?
>LET ME POST THIS ON MY TIK TOK!!!
>W-WHAT??? DID THAT BULL JUST MISGENDER ME??? OH NO NO NO I'M TOTALLY NOT MENTALLY ILL OR ANYTHING BUT THAT'S ENOUGH TO PUSH ME OVER THE EDGE
>I CAN'T LIVE ANY LONGER… GOODBYE *hangs himself*

>It was late at night, I stayed up for a bit longer than usual so I could goon my neovagina to BNWO extinction porn. As I doing my nightly routine of dilating my axewound sissyboi neovagina I heard a strange noise coming from the kitchen. I walked in and turned on the lights to see what was up but there was nothing. I didn't think much of it and decided to head back to my bedroom. As I left the kitchen though the noise started again. I once again entered and the noise stopped, however this time I noticed that one of the drawers filled with silverware was open. As I got closer to investigate I heard the floor creek behind me, I quickly turned around and that's when I saw…Evil chud ….He was like my normal leftypolcord NAS vantablack niggerbrim chudjak except he had no eyes and was foaming from the mouth like the dogs with rabies that i'd sometimes fuck. I noticed he was grasping a large kitchen knife he took from my utensils drawer, before I could run away he whispered to me in a demonic, deep voice.


>He then slashed me across my face with the kitchen knife, causing my face to get a neovagina. I screamed and ran to my room, locking the door behind me. I then quickly called the cops even though I hate them and I think we should defund the police. When the cops arrived however the chud was gone. Even worse was that they couldn't find any evidence of his existence apart from the gash across my face. Every night before bed I make sure to lock the door, and I don't go inside my kitchen before sundown… The chud hasn't come back but ever since that night I've heard creaking noises in the attic during my neovagina clitty rubbing session, however I fear to ever investigate them…

What happened? Did we all die for israel?

>>149557632
Sorry b, i am the one who revved him

Real PFL Europe of a thread

>I'm not an outright fag, I love pussy, the feminine form and the smell of a woman. BUT, after close to 9 years I'm still infatuated & addicted to Black Dick and verbal, dominant Black Men. If BBC didn't exist I doubt I'd seek out cock ever again. Latin, White, Asian, nah, that's lame now. That's like ordering McDonald's when we have steak.

>There's some dick size discussion, which there always is in BBC related threads. That's the thing SO many guys don't get, the one's saying Black Men don't have bigger cocks... It's not just cock size. It's just better sex overall for a myriad of reasons. Black dudes are almost always more verbal, dominant and rough. Also much kinkier on a first hookup. They last far longer, like 30 minutes longer easily. Half the time Black dudes want to fuck again immediately. They aren't as nervous on hookups and because of this playing with an alpha Black bull with a heavy swinging cock is unbeatable. I mean if you're a size queen sissy slut who craves humiliation and nasty verbal shit talking/race play.

>I hooked up with whites only for 2 or 3 years before I went Black. I should have gone Black sooner. The most average experience with a BBC stud was far better than the best white dick I've ever had.

>Of course not all Black dudes are hung but American Blacks, the hood type thugs, athletes and such. I have NEVER seen a cock below 8". There's self selecting bias of course. I am a BBC addicted size queen who ONLY seeks out Black Men. HUNG Black Men. Often the Black bulls into cucking, swinging and fucking white bois/sissies fall into that sexual role by default. They go.on Grindr looking to fuck and any BBC gets messages from white fags, sissies and cucks. Many white fags get weak in the knees for BBC and Black dudes just pic the cutest white ass/mouth and fuck you into a euphoric bliss.

>This isn't a larp. I have receipts and about 5 Black Men who use me regularly.

>DID YOU KNOW EVERYONE WHO'S POSTING THIS STUPID MUTT MEME IS IN THE AFRICAN PEDOCORD?

>YES IT'S A SHITCORD SERVER WHERE EVERYONES A PEDOPHILE AND BASICALLY IT'S RAN BY THE MAN MAKIBU THE GREAT AND THE SERVERS CALLED MAKIBUCORD

>THEY'RE TRYING TO PUSH THE PROPAGANDA THAT AMERICA IS NOT WHITE. BECAUSE THEY KNOW DEEP INSIDE THAT BURUNDI THEIR COUNTRY ISN'T WHITE. THEY ARE PROJECTING

>THEY EVEN MADE OVER 200 VARIANTS OF THIS MEME TO PUSH IT INTO SHARTY CULTURE. DO NOT BE FOOLED

IT'S HAPPENING!!!!!!

>>149557632
I think Topuria's double champ status has triggered some sort of MK Ultra switch

Dna Tests Results: 57% Mexico; 13% Brazilian; 17% Australian Indigenous; 10% Spanish ;3% German Gender: Questioning possibly FTM Transgender Pronouns: Ne/gro Testosterone: 70 ng/dL Body Fat Percentage: 110% Neopenis microflora: 120% higher bacteria found than in normal male penises, traces of Oestridae maggot feces found within neourethra User is suspected to have visited 12 transition surgery locations within the past month Snopes Verified

>>149557802
I felt something switch in me when he won

>>149557795
cmon bruh that's sneed's gimmick

>It's time for another top 10 list, today we'll be looking at the top 10 niggers of all time

>Number 10: Obama

>Number 9: Michael Jackson

>Number 8: Tyrone Niggerson

>Number 7: Jamal McBlackdick

>Number 6: My dad (who left me)

>Number 5: Jesus

>Number 4: The Egyptians

>Number 3: Louis Armstrong

>Number 2: Morgan Freeman

>Number 1: Jonny "GAY FAGGOT NIGGER" Jones

>Honorable mentions: Muhammad Ali, Nelson Mandela, Martin Luther King Jr, Malcolm X, Yuri Kuznetsov

>>149557828
You switched your VPN

>>149557828
Same, I also noticed cooking with volk has ground to a halt since his victory

>>149557853
I didn't say if the switch was good though (it wasn't)

>>149557857
Volks cooking up something we have never seen before

>SCIENCE: BELIEVED
>TECHNOLOGY: AMAZING
>FAITH: SPIRITUAL BUT NON-PRACTICING
>RENT: PAID
>MONEY: DIGITAL
>OWN: NOTHING
>STATUS: HAPPY
>TWITTER SCREENSHOT THREAD: POSTED
>SOIJAK THREAD: REPORTED
>JANNIES: PAID
>VASECTOMY: RECOVERING
>VACCINES: BOOSTED
>VACCINE PASS: REGISTERED
>ACCOUNT: SYNCED
>REDDIT: GILDED & GOLDED
>MUSIC: SPOTIFY
>NETFLIX: CHILLED
>YOUTUBE: PREMIUM
>AMAZON: PRIME
>COMPUTER: MAC
>CELLULAR: IPHONE
>OS: UPDATED DAILY
>DATA: STREAMED
>STORAGE: CLOUD
>COOKIES: ACCEPTED
>TV: SMART
>GPS LOCATION: ON
>ADS: WATCHED
>CAR: EV SUBSCRIPTION
>WIFE: BLACKED
>CHILD: STEP & ADOPTED
>REFUGEES: SHELTERED
>WALLS: EXPOSED BRICK
>NINTENDO SWITCH ONLINE EXPANSION PACK: PURCHASED
>GAME: PASS
>T: LOW
>MEAT: IMPOSSIBLE
>STEAK: BLUE RARE
>COFFEE: FAIR TRADE
>CHOCOLATE: WHITE
>MILK: ALMOND OAT
>PROTEIN: BUGS
>COOKING OIL: SEED
>WATER: FLUORIDATED
>FACE: MASKED
>MOUTH: AGAPE
>FACIAL HAIR: SCRAGGLY
>EYESIGHT: BAD
>CURRENT THINGS: SUPPORTED
>DEMOCRATIC CANDIDATE: VOTED
>INFLATION: GOOD
>CLIMATE CHANGE INITIATIVE: PLEDGED
>LGBT: ALLIED
>BLACK LIVES: MATTER
>ALL COPS: ARE BASTARD
>NATIONAL FLAG: STOMPED & BURNED
>ANTIDEPRESSANTS: PRESCRIBED
>SUBSCRIPTION IPA: SIPPING
>HOT SAUCE: ACQUIRED!

Guys are we under an siege

kinda miss the armpit spam

>spammy and frenchie spit roasting the thread
jfc

MMA?

>absence of Nordic posts
>excess of this shit

Makes you think. Makes you think.

God hep us all

>Hey, Anon! Are you going to BLACKEDfest this year? Word on the walkable city streets is that Jefre Cantu-Ledesma himself is going to make an appearance on the lineup. I can't wait to tell Tyrone! Hopefully this year he and my wife will leave the tent for a while to enjoy the slow burn atmosphere of the festival haha
*Cobson points over there*
>woah look at those muscular athletic black guys working out... Mmmmm yes look at they're huge BBC black schlong cock dinguses jiggling around in they're shorts... My oh my.... Excuse me I must go to the vaush sponsored disco elysium vasectomy trans maid cafe to 'relieve' myself...

>WELL SHUCKS, LOOKS LIKE MY FRIEND AND HIS DUMB NAZI WHORE OF A WIFE AND HIS BLACK BULL JAVARIUS WONT BE ABLE TO MAKE IT TO DINNER TONIGHT, TOO BAD, I WAS LOOKING FORWARD TO SEEING YOU AND A NEW NIG- I MEAN BLACK MAN SPIT ROAST MY WIFE.
>HE WAS KIND OF A WEIRDO ANYWAY, CAN YOU BELIEVE HE LISTENS TO HIS SUB-80 IQ DUMB BABBOON OF A BULL'S REQUEST TO LISTEN TO PETER JEFFERIES WHILE HE KEKS HIM?
>ATLEAST ITS KEK APPROVED MUSIC THOUGH
>HUH? ARE YOU ASKING IF WE CAN LISTEN TO PETER JEFFERIES FOR A CHANGE? FUCK NO, THE ONLY REASON WHY MY RETARDED KEK OF A FRIEND LISTENS TO PETER JEFFERIES INSTEAD OF JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA IS BECAUSE HE'S A FUCKING SUBMISSIVE PUSSY AND CANT GET CuCKED PROPERLY AS HE SHOULD WHICH MEANS GETTING KEKKED JEFRE CANTU LEDESMA, AND ANYWAY WHY WOULD WE LISTEN TO PETER JEFFERIES IF WE ALREADY HAVE JEFRE CANTU LEDESMA TO LISTEN TO, HES LITERALLY PERFECTION, THE ONLY OTHER ALTERNATIVE IS GETTING KEKED TO LOVELESS WITH TOUCHED EXCLUDED
>MAYBE ILL PREP YOU TO PETER'S, BUT DEFINITELY NOT WHILE YOU FUCK MY WIFE
>FUCKING TYRONE

>>149557541
>>149557744
Hahaha knew it

hey bud, give it a rest. drink some water and go feel the breeze for a minute.

thank god janny ishere

>>149558087
>>149558064
>>149557939
>>149557913
Did you go fishing yet, armpiggy?

>>149558108
it's called whaling and i only do it when im going to fuck your mom