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8/1/2025, 3:54:14 AM
Case subject: The Semen Slurper
Description: The Semen Slurper is a rare specimen. He is often seen in the room of a man who has fapped and not yet cleaned up. He only shows himself during the split second when you turn the lights off. It is seen slurping the bedsheets for some leftover morsels of cum. Several victims have reported it wearing an Atlanta Braves hat, but there isn't substantial evidence to support this, yet.
Survival: The only way to prevent The Atlanta Semen Slurper from stealing from you is to yell at "I AIN'T EVEN GAY!!", shut the door and don't return for the evening.
Description: The Semen Slurper is a rare specimen. He is often seen in the room of a man who has fapped and not yet cleaned up. He only shows himself during the split second when you turn the lights off. It is seen slurping the bedsheets for some leftover morsels of cum. Several victims have reported it wearing an Atlanta Braves hat, but there isn't substantial evidence to support this, yet.
Survival: The only way to prevent The Atlanta Semen Slurper from stealing from you is to yell at "I AIN'T EVEN GAY!!", shut the door and don't return for the evening.
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