Reckerass is in the jackpot

Reckiebros… we lost?? :(

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Reckerass is in the jackpot

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MIN: Twins acquired RHPs Ryan Gallagher and Sam Armstrong from the Cubs for INF/OF Willi Castro
CWS: White Sox acquired RHP Duncan Davitt, RHP Ben Peoples, and 1B Curtis Mead from the Rays in exchange for RHP Adrian Houser
LAD: Dodgers acquired OF prospects Zach Ehrhard and James Tibbs III from the Red Sox in exchange for RHP Dustin May
BAL: Orioles acquired LHP Micah Ashman from the Tigers for RHP Charlie Morton and cash considerations
SD: Padres acquired OF Ramon Laureano and 1B/DH Ryan O’Hearn from the Orioles for LHP Boston Bateman, RHPs Tyson Neighbors and Tanner Smith and INFs Brandon Butterworth, Victor Figueroa and Cobb Hightower
MIL: Brewers acquired OF Brandon Lockridge from the Padres in exchange for LHP Nestor Cortes, SS Jorge Quintana, and cash from the Milwaukee
MIA: Marlins acquired OF Esmil Valencia, SS Chase Jaworsky, and RHP Ryan Gusto from the Astros in exchange for OF Jesús Sánchez
DET: Tigers acquired OF Josueth Quinonez from the Phillies for RHP Matt Manning

>>150041649 (OP)
Mets

Jays

>>150043660
>Reds

The White Sox will catch the Twins this year.

Reds? More like Re(tar)ds

This thread sucks, delete

‘stros

This thread rules, duplicate.

>>150043705
sounds like somebody's Reckerass is in the jackpot

The cubs fucking suck

oh well

>>150043705
>This thread sucks, delete
Why do you think it sucks?

I would kill Ke'Bryan Hayes with my bear hands if I could

*TWINS FIRE SALE*

>EVERYTHING
>MUST
>GO

GET YOUR DREAM PLAYER FOR LITERALLY NOTHING BEFORE SUPPLIES RUN OUT

*TWINS FIRE SALE*

What's "Reckerass is in the jackpot", precious?
What's "Reckerass is in the jackpot"?

what's the fastest a deadline acquisition has become hated by their new fanbase?

good god

>>150043750
>Byron Buxton: "I can't be traded. I gotta no-trade clause. I'm a Minnesota Twin for the rest of my life. So that's the best feeling in the world, knowing I get to walk into a clubhouse and it's going to say ‘Twins’ for the rest of my life. I’m a Twin, it’s home"
>the Twins Front Office:

faggets! kek1

Holy shit reds can’t complete a gimme 1-2 FC

>>150043764
Ke'Bryan Hayes might not make it to whatever room he's staying at in Cincy tonight.

off day today

>>150043770
finally my barfie doos get to make a tripfag seethe

>Lyon Richardson
Hard to trust him in this spot

Imagine being a fucking Braves fan and having to live in Shitlanta and be a minority everywhere you go in 150 degree weather

Fuck Atlanta, stupid shithole.

Watched the Mets blow the deadline again at a friend's place today. Nothing exciting. Just more prospects and pain. I get home and something feels off. House is too quiet.

Go upstairs and there she is. With some guy in a Yankees hat turned backwards like it’s 2004 and he just discovered Axe body spray.

He actually looks at me and says, "Tough night for the Mets, huh?"

She says, "We’ve been drifting." Yeah, maybe because you're hooking up with someone who thinks Aaron Boone is a historical figure.

Mets didn’t trade Alonso. My wife did.

Send help. Or whiskey.

>>150043827
i don't live in shitlanta thoughbeit, i live in smyrna

the cincinnati breds

>>150043846
>Smyrna
no way that’s a real place

>>150043750
Remember when they were the best team in baseball this year and last year and then they had historic catastrophic collapses?

I live in Smegma, Wisconsin

twins? more like TWANNIES

>it was 3-0

>>150043855
>Smyrna, GA
>Athens, GA
>Corinth, GA
>Sparta, GA
Georgia is a Greek colony

>>150043863
All I know is they retired a W and it all fell apart.
>resd

>>150043863
didn't they have a double-digit winning streak earlier in April or May?

thank god for plastic bottle whiskey

It's almost time for the second coming of Geno

>>150043888
Greek you say?

Cowboy Kent mindfucked winky

>>150043897
feels good man

IT KEEPS HAPPENING

>>150043764
Brad Hand didn't even make it to September in 2021 with my Jays after being acquired at the deadline. Dude was a bum.

>>150043895
yuck

>>150043888
>Georgia is a Greek colony
now it makes sense

I think the resd suck

>>150043909
Greeks are Black

Cubs fucking suck

alright here we go 9 run inning cmon baby

>>150043975
blessing you and your team

>>150043975
no

c'mon george!

>>150044014

K E Y
E
Y

>>150044006
>nervous sweating

Take good care of Naylor and Geno, Mariners.

>>150043888
There's a Cairo (Cay-roh), Georgia as well. Egyptian colony?

geno :)

who won the trade deadline

>>150043779
there is an anonymous twin quote circulating
>who would even want to stay here with what the front office is doing

>>150044089

peff jassan

>>150044089
Unpopular opinion but Cubs imo

>>150044073
yeah i forgot about that one, also Greek (Ptolemaic Kingdom)

Fuck everyone who gave him shit

>>150044089
Everyone's saying Cubbies

>>150044089
>most costly loss was a 26yo highA LHP that currently has a 6.00 ERA
easily my trashchads

>>150044036
i'm going to fucking kill myself

>>150044089
A's got a huge haul for a fifth starter and a reliever. Crazy seller's market this time around.

helsley is gonna fuck the mets in the postseason, screencap this

Rate my Yankees trade deadline

>>150044089
the lawyers and banks

>>150043750
As a Twins hat enjoyer I feel bad for the fans. My team’s fanbase is flipping out because of the front office’s inaction but at least they didn’t sell the farm like the Padres or blow up the team like the Twins.

>>150043975
erm…

>>150044137
i dont rate it

>>150044155
No bueno?

uhh burbs?

B A R F Y D O O S
A
R
F
Y
D
O
O
S

save some fucking offense for Bristol

>>150044137
Yankees did alright in the bullpen front. Jays and Yanks had similar deadlines

KEK THE BARVES

what the fuck am i watching

>>150043750
All hope is lost. The Twins will be fifth in the division for the next five years minimum. It's unreal.

>>150043890
13-win streak in May, yeah. Good times. The last good times we'll probably be seeing for the the rest of this decade.

>watching our division rivals play eachother on our day off
I’d prefer nobody wins, but if I had to chose then I’d choose the Ms. The Rags are far more insufferable a franchise and fanbase.

This Reds Braves game is off the rails brehs

Holy. Fuck.

uhh sisters?

THEY FUCKING DID IT WINKYYYYYYY HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Happy for winky

Case subject: The Semen Slurper

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Survival: The only way to prevent The Atlanta Semen Slurper from stealing from you is to yell at "I AIN'T EVEN GAY!!", shut the door and don't return for the evening.

WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK

GO REDS GO

>>150044098
>>150043750
Yeah that is pretty shitty. How are they even going to field a team now? It's going to be Buxton and a bunch of minor leaguers. Jesus fuck

still nobody out lmao

maybe this is the universe getting me back for that rainout last season

damn i shouldnt have stopped watching

someone buy this entire reds roster right now

lol i fucking LOVE this sport

yeah im not watching my braves lose in extra inning good night faggots

>>150044215
This is why I always keep an eye on the scoreboard even if I ragequit the stream

my braves deserve to be cock and ball tortured by the neck until dead

>>150044218
Oh my statcast aws

lets fucking go joebros

>>150044244
we just going to ignore the samurai hiding in plane site?

>>150044179
I think it’s cool that they added one of us
Do you think he will play at all?

>>150044233
As a Braves fan, I'd love a little ass play

this has to be the first time both teams scored at least 8 runs in the 8th inning, right?

I cannot believe what I just witnessed kek. Absolute kino.
>>150044258
>plane site

>>150044210
>one star and 20 no names
seems to be working just fine in Houston and New York

>>150044263
He will definitely pinch run a lot (MLB leader in stolen bases)

>>150044204
marge, I'm confused

>>150044295
Damn I didn’t know we were fast people

>>150044137
>>150044179
I wanted a starter, but I guess Cashgod is putting his chips in Yarby and Gil's return. Happy with it otherwise.

this 8th inning for the braves and reds has been like an hour and a half

>>150044312
>shrinking the output image
dead giveaway ai flaws still abound

what in the fuck happened in Cincinnati

that was a crazy inning

>>150044258
huh? where?

>>150044187
Resigning yourself to be last in the fraudulent AL Central division, a division containing the White Sux sounds miserable. At least the Vikings and Twolves have some promise.

>With Miller, Sears, Ryan O’Hearn, Ramón Laureano, Freddy Fermin, Will Wagner and, hey sure, Nestor Cortes, Preller went out and tried to do what the city of San Diego wants so badly from their lone Big Four sport professional team: Win them a championship.

>open mariners stream
>commentators aussie
huh

>>150044327
nothing atypical really

>16 run 8th inning

>>150044268
Didn't this happen this year with the Cubs and Dbacks

You MotherFucking Brian Cashman! You Fucking TRICKED US like a bunch of Suckas!

You Yankees won't get away with Fucking stealing Doval!

>>150044327
two godawful teams

Gay Braves kek

>>150044341
yeah he played there dawg

>>150044349

The cubbies suck

i hope winky is downright suicidal right now

>>150044372
>white
fucking mayomonkeys

>>150044341
it doesn't sound right aye

>>150044377

i am. but i still have ballparks left to see

>>150044312
Shane Bieber was the best starter dealt, and he came in while rehabbing. I think teams just weren't willing to trade their top prospects for rentals.

how old is winky? is she hot?

mariners

If the Reds walk it off here it will cap the most kino game I've watched all year.

>>150044399
74
yes

>>150044385
we're everywhere

>>150044142
is the hall of fame patch an actual patch or is it heat pressed

>>150044414
b serioues....

for me? its gotta be vuori shorts and some hims to show off my cock in my vuori shorts

>>150044372
Ah Cubs and Dbacks combined for 16 runs (10 for Dbacks, 6 for Cubs)
https://www.mlb.com/news/amazing-facts-from-d-backs-cubs-game

Any female baseball fans here looking for a husband? I'm 29 and have a 5 inch cock.

Reply to this message with your info.

walklanco :)

cusb kek

>>150044388
both of these shit teams deserve to lose

elly elly elly elly

>>150044451

ok

>>150044437
I'm a woman (male). I'm 45 and have a 6.5 inch cock

>>150044437
Hello, I am a 42yr old man(female) Braves fan with an 8 inch cock. Consider me interested.

The cubs starting rotation is legitimately ass lol how do they have the 2nd best record

This game be straight up reckerstyle!!!!!!!!

THAT UMP NEEDS TO BE DRAGGED OUT INTO THE RIVER AND TIED TO A BIG ASS ROCK AND DROWNED TO DEATH. FUCKING PIECE OF SHITE

>>150044477
can someone decipher this for me?

>>150044470
They got Jameo coming back!! It was Jed’s master plan all along!

>>150044470
They're batting 122 OPS+ as a team, best in the league.

>>150044437
18/F/Cali wana chat?

>>150044494
>122 OPS

The fuck? That's below the mendoza line, how are they winning games?

>>150044490
>This
Refers to the topic being discussed
>game
A baseball competition
>be
To exist
>straight up
No frills/full-fledged
>reckerstyle
Big and thicc

>>150044462
sorry, but it's true
my barves suck, and your resd can't even smoke my barves who suck

uhhh boxscores bros, does this seem accurate?

>>150044419
It’s stitched on

>>150044520

ok

>>150044511
I don't like this routine

>>150044535
i'm gonna rape you if you don't argue with me

>>150044370
>He was a baseball fan from childhood, though he had to watch games on video cassettes because Major League Baseball was not televised in Australia at the time.
Interesting
>one of the only Major League Baseball (MLB) teams that scouted Australia at the time, signed Rowland-Smith as a non-drafted free agent on 19 November 2000. "I signed it before the ink dried," Rowland-Smith said of his contract. "It was the only opportunity I was going to get."
interesting

bit sad that after all that kino the game will be decided by a couple sackflys and the ghost runner

>>150044377
be nice to winky

>>150044570
Why'd interesting pop up twice fuck

>>150044572
sorry goy no freee baseball allowed

i want to get winky pregnant and turn her into a mother of 3

rate my team's deadline?

1/10
Maybe 0/10 even

Fucking Chris Getz fucking moron fuck you fucking fuck

>>150044525
Problem?

>>150044593

>>150044579
winky is my favorite tripfag, i'm just being silly

>>150044593
Why didn't teams want Luis Robert Jr?
Is it Chris Getz fault?

>>150044563

why didn't you come hang out at mr. c's with me last summer?

why didn't elly just stay on second base? is he stupid?

>>150044341
>>150044570
Hyphen is the pride of Australia, put some respect on Ryan Rowland-Smith's name.

>>150041649 (OP)
My pirates ):

lol

>resd

still a fun ballgame :3

my faggot retard stupid dumdum barfy doos finally won a game :)

game of the year

>resd

shitcinnati kek

>>150044705
stinkynasty kekek

still 20 games ahead of my barfy doos-natti kek

>>150044563
Are you Foodspie?
Are you Rapespie?
Are you Auberginespie?
Are you Eggplantspie?

>>150044757
It’s mooliespie actually

The fuck did my twins just do the past two days?

Anybody else still slip up and call the Miami Marlins the Florida Marlins? No matter how long it has been I can’t seem to get it right. The same is true for the Cleveland Indians/ Guardians but I find myself slipping less often as time goes by.

Reckerass is in the jackpot

>>150044757

>>150044771
Punt the fanbase

>>150044777
It's good to remember the past especially when the future or present is worse

JULIO!

>>150044791
spaghettispie?

>there are people who unironically think luis matos is a better option than yaz
This fanbase is hopeless

the dominican working for his paycheck today. he ate a booger in the dugout earlier so that was something

>>150044777
I think of them as the Florida Marlins and it's what I call them in my head. I don't think it really matters one way or the other.

>>150044822
>he ate a booger
he's just like me fr

>>150044777
Checked, I am honoring my grandfather's tradition of not going with a team's new name unless it's a complete overhaul like the Nationals. It's what he would've wanted.

>>150044822
waste not want not

>https://x.com/bkfan09/status/1951102836760031301?t=Y9LVtOn6rNN-ZGe5T87wUw&s=19

>another IFA player pretending to to be 12 got caught

100 bucks Leo De Vries is 26 years old.

>>150044832
do you do it in front of 30k people and on television?

>>150044811
i got those weird hairs growing out of the bottom of my feet

>>150044853
if they let me, sure.

>>150044824
Another example was the Phoenix “Arizona” Coyotes but they’re gone now. Teams shouldn’t rename their location unless they actually move. I don’t even know wtf to call the Angels because they’ve changed it so many times.

>>150044873
yeah, fuck you for changing your name without moving. it's not on me to keep up with that shit.

geno double!

>>150044778
>Reckerass is in the jackpot
?

Chinlet ginger

>>150044909
that's not a man, that is a fucking Gray
call the FBI

>white sux

Who are the gray-skinned 'toids?

GENO SCORES ON A WILD PITCH MARINERS TAKE THE LEAD!

my mariners :)

dom slap!

>>150044939
Cirrh- I don’t know

I'm watching Trading Places on Pluto TV and Jamie Lee Curtis' body is fucking perfect.

>marcus semen

>>150044943
Geno Smith plays baseball?

Fire Jed Hoyer. Seriously. Fuck him and fuck Ricketts. Sell the team to somebody that wants to win and not just break even every year.

My name is Jed Hoyer and I’m a cuckold that likes to watch men fuck my wife

Joe Ryan was a Red Sox on spotrac for a couple of minutes

>>150044967
It's simian.

>>150044979
The position players deserved more. They told us the Bellinger money would go to additions at the deadline. Utterly pathetic from Hoyer. Theo’s coffee boy

>>150044979
I’m calling 670 The Score tomorrow and ranting my heart out on this stupid mother fucker.

>>150045000
based am radio listener and caller

>>150044979
cubb'em!

Cubs fans convincing themselves that this deadline was anything but a failure is hilarious btw. Their starting rotation isn’t good enough, Jed and Carter know this. They completely failed on their objective.

>>150045016
cubs won da deadline

one time i called talk back and ranted about how soda shouldn't be purchaseable with foodstamps
they cut me off and implied I was a racist

>>150045022
cubs won your faggot ass

>>150044965

trvth nvke

>>150044627
i'm sorry, i wasn't in the area
can you come down to barves country (south of the mason-dixon) sometime so we can drink a few beers and maybe practice fellatio?

COLE YOUNG SECOND DECK

>>150045029
you mean coke?

wow

wew

>470ft
:) Make yourself famous, frognigga.

wow!

woo!!

DUMP 42!!!!!

WOW

CAL 42 42 42 42 42 42 42 42 42 42 42 42 42 42 42 42 42 42 42 42 42 42 42 42 42 42 42 42 42 42 42 42 42 42 42 42 42 42 42 42 42 42

Kumar Rocker is a DEI pitcher.

>rags were buyers at the deadline
KEK

Rocker is just a reliever. Tired of seeing this dude past 50 pitches.

>>150045052

i will be in bristol, tennessee in about 40 hours

>>150045078

>>150045082
Kelly will push him to the bullpen.

I like Raleigh and all, but I need him to stop hitting home runs.

Not a single starting pitcher

>>150045029
let people live aussiebro

naylor slap! all our sneks have hit tonight :)

>>150045031
>faggot
Im a girl tho lmao

>>150045089
kek

>>150045080
We bought so we could get rid of Rocker and Leiter starts.

>>150045087
heck, i can't make it that far out yonder
i hope you have a good time at that game though, please post some pictures

Mariners are actually good now wtf

>>150045097
happy for people to live as they want if theyre funding their own lifestyle :)

>>150045106

oh i'm gonna go fuckin wild

>>150045102
>we bought so we could finished under .500
KEK

>>150045109
all it takes is getting every single player hitting like an all star, and even then they'll probably be one game back in the wild card at the end>>150045106

>>150045115
Are you an Astros fan?

>>150045113
based

PROSPEKS!!!!!

>>150045153
You weren’t gay, you were raped!

Pretty good 6 innings from George.

>>150045159
Kek, based.

>>150045115
Don't run away, bitch. At least say what your team is cause you don't know shit about the Rangers.

TOP 100 PROSPEKS!!!!!

>>150045174
Reckon I'll keep mine.

walklanco :)

safelanco

jp rbisingleford!

>>150044988
The local sports radio station announced it as breaking news and had to walk it back a few minutes later. Very disappointing.

>>150044108
i’m gonna miss him

FROGNIGGA RBI TRIPLE

COLE EYOUNG ON CYCLE WATCH

New vocabulary word: Reckerize

>Dat ass is absolutely Reckerized!

>craig beslow thought the deadline was tomorrow
Kek

>>150045080
>>150045115
>Runs away like a bitch instead of answering a simple question

Many such cases.

Frognigga run on a wild pitch!

who's gonna say it?

>>150045235
Is it the year?

Where is Prospekspie?

>>150045228
a miguel just flew over my lawn

>>150045243
What?

>>150045238

who got absolutely fleeced this trade deadline?

>>150045250
the cubs fucking suck

>no dodgers today
>BUT THREADS NOT DEAD BECAUSE OF TRADE DEADLIBE

>>150045250
The Padres

mariners legend sam haggerty is at bat for the rags everyone!

>>150045250
The Twins but intentionally

>>150045253
they have a better record than your team lol

There is 1 (one) black dude in this pic lmao He might be one of 3 in the whole park.

Stoveminders! Condition and temperature of the stove please.

>>150045263
You know what they say brother -HH

>>150045264
The stove is off, sir.

>>150045250
Padres but we won’t be able to laugh for a couple years.

FUCK YOU HOYER

*clap* *clap* *cl*cl*clap*

>>150045016
we had one glaring fucking need with Steele out for the year...

those schmucks seriously think they can piece together something with papier-mache Soroka, that Arab Mexican who hasn't pitched all year, Ben Brown-spot-on-his-underwear who Counsell seems to have unwavering faith in, and hell they might call up Kenta MAEDA because he's been pitching well in Iowa

I like Imanaga. I like Boyd. Taillon is who he is, a fair-enough #3 to a decent #4 starter. Rea is a mystery to me. this is not a postseason rotation.

all that said, I really like the Willi Castro addition. now DFA Berti and give Cassie some big league ABs

>>150045243
Seriously, WTF is this suppose to mean?

>>150045263
blessed black mariner fan. A rare gem.

>>150045250
Red Sox for trading Tibbs and Ehrhard for washed up May

Is this the year that the mariners win the west?

>>150045243
lol

think I'm gonna watch the sandlot tonight

>>150045264
it's still pretty hot from today's action
wow, what a deadline
Stove = Minded

>>150043672
Treat him well, my team lost a great one
>>150044812
was he streaky at bat? sure. but man was he a real one.

>>150045294
>Stove = Minded
Yay! I'm so happy.
Blessed are the stoveminders for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.

>>150045298
>Blessed are the stoveminders for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
Truer words have never been posted on this god-forsaken forum

>>150045293
HECKIN BASED!

People who prospect hug are probably people who have way too much time in their hands. I'm starting to loathe these type of people after all that trade Preller did.

>NOOOOOOOO HE WAS ONLY 17 AND HE JUST HIT A TRIPLE AGAINST SCRIMBLO BÁEZ FROM COWBOYS SPACE STAR SINGLE A, YOU JUST GOTTA WAIT TIL HE'S 21 TO JOIN OUR AGING PRIME SUPERSTAR! YOU JUST CAN'T RUSH HIM BECAUSE YOU'RE GONNA RUIN HIS TRADE VALUE AND HIS CONFIDENCE! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!

>>150045290
doubt it. the angels kept kenley jansen so they're probably favorites now
t. arte

>>150045315
>Scrimblo Baez
I kek

Foureyes wants to go to the playoffs.

>>150045277
I like every move they made, it's the moves they didn't make that have me upset. effectively 3 bullpen arms and a utility player when the teams biggest need was starting pitching.
I'm willing to accept that getting a TOR was unrealistic, but they didn't even get a rental.
When the Cubs have the 5 game series against the Brewers in a few weeks, are they going to have 2 bullpen games? Is that your plan on winning the division? It's unacceptable, they needed more, they didn't get it. not to mention the fact that it totally spits in the face of the position players that have literally been the best offense in baseball so far

why wasn't framber valdez an all star

>>150045315
It's the most baffling shit that I will never EVER be able to wrap my head around, I've given up on it.

>>150045315
Personally I'm happy to get 3 players and no top prospects had to move to fix all the M's problems

>>150045337
Trent "4eyez, Thorny, The Big Dreidel " Thornton, postseason closer...has a nice ring to it.

>>150045364
I'm getting weak in the knees!

>>150045372
It might leave ya starstruck!

Go home at 5pm and take a nap. Wake up and the Cusb got Taylor Rogers. What memery is this?

>>150045349
also this all ultimately falls at Ricketts feet. I loathe this off season, I don't even want to think about it.

>>150045315
Wtf is your problem??

why did the twins sell everyone?

>>150045250
The white sux

>>150045250
PCA

>>150045376
It'll leave seager struck out hooah!

>>150045395
sit th-ahem-SIT THE FUCK DOWN RRRREEEEEEEEEEEE

>>150045389
Ownership is selling and they're just not gonna bother with a real payroll.

>>150045315
looking at old PROSPEK lists is funny for a kek and a lel. and yet people treat them as if they're this foolproof commodity. You can only kek and lel, only kek and lel

oh fug

>thornton is kill

jfc on the last fucking out

what did he mean by this?

>>150045408
look at all these ballas

same thorny, same :(

Thornton achilles tear

time for beanz

>>150045420
g-good thing we loaded up the bullpen! ha-haha!

>>150045349
>I like every move they made, it's the moves they didn't make that have me upset.
this
I like Castro. I like Rogers. I like Kitteredge. Hell I even like taking a flyer on Soroka. but the #1 thing they've needed pretty much all year is a legit starter to replace Steele (maybe not to his level, but even a mid-rotation guy once Boyd had his Renaissance)

>>150045384
Fuck Ricketts if that was my last dying breath. stupid stingy piece of shit. 3rd most profitable franchise in baseball. wake the fuck up you daddy's money maggot.

pictured: desperation

ahmed rosario goes everywhere

It would be so funny if the Padres miss the playoffs in place of the Reds

He did it
Mariners win (feel bad for trent)
Mariners win the deadline tbqhfamily

>>150045429
This team deserved a more serious investment in the form of starting pitching. They earned that with how well they played in the first 100 games. It's sad.
and yeah I don't know how many more off seasons I can take where the dominating conversation around the Cubs is "why aren't they spending" "why can't they spend" etc etc.

Pretty interesting that Brewers just gave us Jorge Quintana and Nestor Cortez just for money and Lockridge......

gg rags see ya tomorrow. gotta keep it rollin.

>>150045434
>it's afraid

>>150045488
Lettin them truckers roll?

Well at least of Anglels doing fucking nothing is better than another deadline of delusional buying.

>>150045517
ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' HANDS UP NOW HANDS DOWN TELL ME WHAT YOU'RE GONNA DO NOW KEEP ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'

>>150045527
We would have taken care of Ohoppe and Taylor ward....

>>150045533
oH FUCK HE ROLLIN'

>>150045541
>BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT
>BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT
KEEP ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'

Long way to go short time to get there!!

Cubs…

>>150045555
I wanted to post CU5555IES but I had to strike quick four the quads..

It's 106 miles to the playoffs, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.

>>150045564
Very based!!!

>>150045445
IDK, NL Central has more playoff teams than the NL West now, plus the pure ineptitude of the Rockies

>>150045445
I think the reds will make the playoffs next year. Tito needs a year with the guys to figure out what he has

>>150045591
pretty crazy names to be up there with. have to imagine he gets there before the end of the season.

>>150045591
Soon.

>>150045591
AMERICAS CATCHER

>>150045555
Checked
>>150045591
Todd Hundley mentioned :D

I’m fat

i'm gonna fuck ya

>>150045644
im underweight (can still hit a golf ball 290m though)

>>150045648
no you can't

>>150045628
I only have vague memories of him as a Cub. Shame he didn't play there most of his career like his dad.

>there are anons ITT who don’t realize we’re entering a Mariners dynasty
3 rings in 6 years. sorry to break it to you lads. it’s the Mariners time.

>>150045681
I like the (stupid, very retarded) way you think, anon.

>>150045681
yes miss jackson, let's let anon sit in the sun a little longer, his delusions are barely keeping him alive now

>>150045681
Are we really going to get an actual Vedder Cup world series this year?

>>150045677
Is that Ryan Sandberg?

>*psst* Hey buddy, I got real good stuff, have a look..

How is the shitter dfa'd by the cubs?

Onions cup

>>150045708
Ryan Pressly? Fucker gives up more hard contact than bravesbrah at a bathhouse

>>150045722
ZAMN

>T*ins
This just looks miserable

>>150045700

>>150045670
drivers my best club, i dont hit my irons further than average

>>150045677
My first memory of Major League Baseball is going to see the Mets and him hitting a home run, then his 41 home run season. I was young and actually really unhappy the Mets signed Piazza at first cause Hundley was my favorite player.

>>150045670
I live at altitude and I can easily drive the ball 340. Honestly if you can’t drive a ball 300 at sea level you’re not a man

Seriously though guys…just take a moment and ponder…can you even fucking imagine what it’s like to NOT be a Mariners fan!? couldn’t be me!

I’ve never played golf in my life

>>150045722
Heyoooo

>>150045769
its not too late fella
just dont be a mongrel on the course, we dont need more lowclass golfers x

>>150045769
don't be like that little leaf fella who picked a fight with a former NHL enforcer the other day

>>150045799
qrd?
>>150045786
I’d rather be fishing

>>150045829
>qrd?
apologies for this godawful video but it's the best one i could find
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPwvspC000k

>>150045834
the guy who got his ass beat apologized a day or so later

>>150045834
>ey yoor off to a good start buddy!

>>150045845
He was acting like a drunk douchebag tbqh

>>150045876
yeah he was 100% in the wrong, i just find it funny that the guy apologized for getting his ass beat

that funky muncy

>>150045888

that ready freddie

>>150045228
>>150045167
>>150045135
this is reddit

>>150045243
KEKINI

>>150045250
it would appear the rags KEK

>>150045885
Him yelling out “bang” as he hits the guy is too fucking funny. I guess props to the man for apologizing and not suing like a giant pussy.

>>150045763
they have no idea what’s coming
east coasties cannot comprehend

>Pride cummeth before the fall
G. Zeus… or something

>>150045834
I give that 5 BIG BOOMS

>>150045763
I’m not going to say anything rude about the Mariners. That’s all I’ll say.

FAGGOTners!!!

>>150045901
So close, so close... I'm also stealing your pic.

>>150046040
>added to his fap folder

bleh

Friedman with a nothingburger deadline while minor league talent rots on the vine and a repeat rides on a bunch of injured pitchers. Nice farm though you stupid asshole

>>150046087
after actually seeing a 162 game WS win I don't even know what to make of their decision making at this point
time will tell I guess

Doyerpacos, where are ya...

>>150046087
Something fishy went down today and I cant connect the dots yet. Lots of players not traded that make no sense. It’s not just “the selling teams demands were too high” it’s something much deeper, more sinister.

>>150046107
The man mentally never left the small market and is gunshy about losing trade value... who gives a shit if you have all the money in the world to paper over roster mistakes? You have an entire baseball island throwing its best at you for peanuts so they can come play with their God. I hate him so much.

>>150046137
We need the Inspecta now more than ever

Twins should've traded Buxton today. Guy will be old and broken down(more then usual) by the time they're good again.

>>150045786
he's in the US and you're in aussieland LMAO

>>150046164
Buxton has a full no trade clause on his contract until 2026

>>150046181
Im sure he wouldn't want to stick around if they told them what they were doing today.

Hello

Just introducing myself. No need to be shy

>>150046137
I got that same impression. Glad I’m not the only one. Something is up. Something big!

And only /mlb/ can crack this code...

>>150046194
he's probably gone in the offseason

Dat Machado makes yah seethe

Chadres are about to stunt on the berds tomorrow with that new lineup

>>150043646
The strongest most consistent lineup we've had since '02-03. This really may be the year

>>150046310
da fuck

>>150046310
I'm expecting a cheeky 2-1 loss

>>150046367
Nah, even before the trades, Padres offensively had the berds pretty whooped. Had Yu not been in his post injury refreshing state, Padres would've won the series 3-1, instead they had to split it, also outhitting the berds by a pretty big margin in each game. Now without Maldy or guys like Trenton Brooks having to be the guys we turn to in high leverage situations, it's gonna be completely different. Not to mention, berds just sold their pitching staff pretty hard with no real immediate returns. Perfect time as any for Chadres to fuck them

>>150046417
they just got a massive investment from their FO they're gonna come out on fire

o i own ya

>>150045250
I dont know if they're the overall winner but that trade the Yankees made for Doval seems crazy to me. Hes been shit for 2 years and giving up 4 prospects of any level for him seems like a reach.

>>150046522
Forgot to add a shaky Doval+Devin Williams in the late innings is asking for a playoff meltdown.

>>150046522
I read today that on average there's only like 3-5 players in each team's top 30 prospects that end up playing in MLB.

>>150046619
Which is why i hate teams that bogard random ass prospects all the time. Its why i also dont blame the White Sox for not dumping Robert if thats all that was being offered were a bunch of guys 3 years away. Might as well keep the guy who's shown he can play in the majors. It really feels like a lot of teams dont know how to value prospects atm.

>>150046731
Prospects are lottery tickets. If someone offers you 4 guys who COULD be the best thing to ever happen to your org for someone on their way out, most guys are going to take it. It's a risky gamble that lots of teams are willing to risk especially since if it DOES hit, you're basically set for a very long time. Even though the reality is there are guys drafted in like the 18th round that are better than your top prospects.

Cubs won da deadline

cubies won dat deadline

Cub bees

cubs won

dafaq

>cusb

that funky muncy

>>150046929
Stfu!

>>150046960
>michael soroka
kek

>>150047004
wtf stop please!!

>>150047013
willi castro lmao

>>150047019
please no more ...

sigh

that funky muncy

that funky muncy

that spammy spamspie

>>150047091
It's spammina now

>>150047091
I'm a girl tho

>>150047102
did you reply to me exactly 60 seconds after me to make it look like I'm samefagging?

Nu
>>150008917
>>150008917
>>150008917

>>150047196
kek remembering yama-no-show's imperfect inning earlier this season for the same reason

>>150047166
nta but if you samefag after a minute it’s never an exact minute usually a second or two over

>>150047313
yeah that's why it felt forced.
as a token of friendship, I posted this >>150047241
I actually like yamamoto, I just felt like shitposting

mini-soda has fallen

>>150047196
Juuuuuust a bit low

>>150047488
Have they had any word on who might be looking to buy the team?

>>150047587
A consortium of somolian food stamp fraudsters.

Brian Braxton a fool for not wanting to jump ship

>>150047781
He's on his favorite team tho.

I'm gonna fucking kill myself

>>150043953
>t. Netflix

>>150047781
yeah how dare that man not demand to have his entire life upheaved at the whims of some jew in minnesota. realistically it's kinda sad that twins fans are so eager to turn on a nigga who loves them more than they love the somalian invasion

>>150045263
Sounds like a dream world, then youbwake up and realize you are still in Seattle.

>>150048122
it was a shitpost because I want him traded to my team. I support him wanting to stay where he's happy. Chasing rings isn't for everybody and there isn't anything wrong with that.

>>150045416
He's read Animal Farm and has applied Orwell's take on communism to his closeted gay lifestyle.

One step closer to nu

Doing my part

Nu day, nu lineups, and nu soon. get excited /mlb/

All. Day. Baybaw!

Reckerass is in da jakpot

nu
>>150048781
>>150048781
>>150048781

500