I had a friend in high school, he was obsessed in military, only games he played was turn based strategy where you can play as a nazi germany
he was a skinny manlet with a lazy eye, so he got the lowest category at the military draft center
he started to lift, and some time after they enlisted him and he ended up in afghanistan
basically worked at a propaganda centre
picked up the shy nerd girl from our class, she was p cute from what I remember
pozdro Mirek
dreams come true sometimes I guess

I know Tactics is not canon, but The Warrior is the most powerful fallout protagonist
>humvees
>Sherman tanks
>BOS muties
>environmental armor
>intelligent deathclaws
>a fucking nuke
courier 6 can choke on the warriors dick