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>buy iPhone
>try to make Apple ID
>Your account cannot be created at this time
>confirm the device is up to date
>same thing
>reset all my network settings (I had adguard DNS enabled originally)
>same thing
>try different email
>same thing
>try in the browser
>same thing
>try on desktop
>same thing
>try to contact support
>There was a problem submitting your request
I thought applel devices and services were supposed to "just werk"? What the fuck am I supposed to do with this paperweight now?